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Post by ditkanate on Mar 15, 2023 14:53:56 GMT
STARTED! *jumps past chpt 1* :B
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Davy and Millie have a daughter prisoner who is funny and they jump all over their cabin lodge house. I mean Davy and Millie do, the daughter is locked in her room i think. :B So, does their lodge place even have stairs?
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 16, 2023 12:09:10 GMT
*jumps into chpt 2*  Two______________________________ Cent: "But it will kill you dead, just the same."Buzz dies so they do some freon math about air displacement and things to see if they will all suffocate or not. I'm not done with the chapter yet but so far so good! *does another math lesson* i guess they live out near the arctic circle in canada only reachable by air. or, you know, teleportation. :B I guess we jump relief lentils around the planet now Cent jumped out of the avalanche! I probably should have expected that. For some odd reason i didn't. Probably its just been too long since i read one of these superjumpy bookos! :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 21, 2023 8:24:03 GMT
STARTED! *jumps past chpt 1* :B One______________________________ Millie: The Underlying ProblemDavy and Millie have a daughter prisoner who is funny and they jump all over their cabin lodge house. I mean Davy and Millie do, the daughter is locked in her room i think. :B So, does their lodge place even have stairs? i jumped so hard into this bitch it's like i'm a real jumper!@ into books. not teleportation. or even jumping in the air like with my legs. :no: short chapter. i don't know why they would bother with stairs. seems like a waste. i guess they didn't build the place so maybe removing them was too much work. :dunno: *jumps into chpt 2* Two______________________________ Cent: "But it will kill you dead, just the same."Buzz dies so they do some freon math about air displacement and things to see if they will all suffocate or not. I'm not done with the chapter yet but so far so good! *does another math lesson* i guess they live out near the arctic circle in canada only reachable by air. or, you know, teleportation. :B I guess we jump relief lentils around the planet now Cent jumped out of the avalanche! I probably should have expected that. For some odd reason i didn't. Probably its just been too long since i read one of these superjumpy bookos! :B member i talked about that super hard jumping that i did! well! i evidence you this! i'm already 2 chapters in bitch!@#
every book is about a new person that jumps for the first time, realizing they're a jumper and then it's all about how they jump arounf. ur baffled that it would be the daughter of the only 2 jumpers. :B
but indeed, it has been a while. i wouldn't probably have thought about it if it weren't for the fact that i just finished the other 2 and also that the blurb i think i read accidentally where i bought the book (just making sure i didn't accidentally buy some impulse romance novel full of viagracoons) (actually if i thought a sweet viagracoon booko was a real possibility vs actually a super shitty book about some chick loving some huge shlong but not as good as porn i would actually go for that booko) anyway, they totally gave away that the daughter was going to jump. i think they even said it was from an avalanche. weary. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE THE WHOLE FUCKING BOOK AWAY!@# JFC!@#!#
i feel like if she hadn't brought a million pounds of snow back with her it would maybe be easier to hide it from her parents. if that is her intention. which we dun know yet. but seeings how she wasn't supposed to be out there. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 22, 2023 2:28:08 GMT
i jumped so hard into this bitch it's like i'm a real jumper!@ into books. not teleportation. or even jumping in the air like with my legs. :no: god damn right! i don't think the actual jumper people can jump at different intensities, right? they just jump  jump hard jump soft its all the same just jump OMFG STAIRTS WTF GET THESE OUT OF HERE!@#$@#$ not sure who they're shouting to, no one lives on the north pole. BOOM! MEGAJUMPED THIS BITCH!!@#$ *every* book. *you'ver read 2* :B I'M NOT BAFFLED I JUST HAVEN'T READ THESE IN A LONG TIME ASSFACE!@@#$@#$@#$ um. smh can't believe you jumped RIGHT OVER all those lentils. wow. you don't care about impoverished people in the refugee camp? ;disappointed; also ur totally right. that dumb bitch should have accidentally jumped back perfectly with no snow the first time she ever jumped without even trying or knowing how she did it. DO BETTER BITCH UR GETTN SNOW EVERYWHERE ;twak; *jumps into chpt 3*  Three______________________________ Davey: Wet Dreamwell this chapter should be right up your disgusting viagracoon loving dick alley!!@# He dreamjumps to Martha's vineyard and gets rained on. I think I really don't remember stuff cuz he has a scar and used to have a device in him. But me not memba. oh wel probably not important. did someone put a thing in him to shock him so he couldn't jump or something in one of the other books? sounds plausible to my retardbrain. AND THEN JUMPS RIGHT INTO AND THROUGH CHAPTER 4@#!!#@ BITCH@@$#@#$#$@ Four_____________________________________ Cent: "I thought Dad was the ruthless one."FUCK NO MOM IS! *pushes her off a cliff* 🙂 anyway, i guess her new jumping ability didn't stay secret too long. now they are putting her through practice of how to control it. *jumps a rattlesnake into her room*  |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 25, 2023 0:25:40 GMT
god damn right! i don't think the actual jumper people can jump at different intensities, right? they just jump jump hard jump soft its all the same just jump i think it depends on how much you :jkgay: right before you jump. :B they don't even need doors! i'm surprised they didn't get rid of those! especially if ur so worried about security. exactly! u'd think i was all dosed up on viagracoons!@ :applerub: u seem pretty baffled. ngl. you don't even know why he rubs his scar!@#@!# oh like you wouldn't read it! and love it!@ 🙄 before she started giving them away i was like, :shocking: that is a LOT of lentils! is that all they eat?!  yes! if she wasn't such a stupid bitch she wouldn't have ruined her dad's ceiling!@# what's that? oh. i spilled a bucket. my bad! i was completely normally cleaning my room. :B hard as a viagracoon i bet! :sicko: it SHOULD have been!@ but no! just about some dude hanging out on a roof in the rain like a dumby!@ smh it was only the entire plotline of booko 2. well, besides his wife getting jumpy abilities. which was pretty convenient or he'd still be controlled by the people who stoled him and planted the control zapper in him. also, it didn't really shock him, per se. but made his throat tingle and then he would vomit horrifically for as long as they wanted to make him. i guess jus sit there dry heaving for hours and shit. sounded pretty great. tbh. holy fuck!@ everyone knows it's teh ladies that are the ruthless ones!@ :weary: no surprise that some bitch who can't even not jump huge piles of snow into her room wouldn't be able to keep teh jumping secret. :B AND THEN JUMPS RIGHT INTO AND THROUGH CHAPTER 5@#!!#@ WHOOOO@@$#@#$#$@ Five_______________________ Cent: Realtyi thought that said reality! but no it says realty!! like ur drinking the real tea bitch!
so i guess as soon as you can jump u can go to school. they figure she's much harder to snatch and shit if she can jump i suppose. which is true. tho that didn't stop him from getting snatched in book 2. but whatever. i would think they would be worried about her giving away her/their secrets at school. but i guess they figure we can't lock her up now! she'll just leave! fucking kids! amiright!@
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 26, 2023 14:57:16 GMT
i think it depends on how much you :jkgay: right before you jump. :B ;superintensejkgay; OMFG I JUMPED SO HARD AS AF!!!! see now you're just being ridiculous. bears could come right in. of course i don't that was something that happened in my distant past!@# jeez!@# i should have remembered that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF BOTH OF THESE BOOKS STARTED WITH SOMEONE NEW JUMPING!@#$ but i didn't remember so i was baffled into bolivian.  its now up next on my list! same! maybe they store them somewhere in the giant north pole lodge in case of the apocalypse or something!  this book should have been called THE IMPULSE TO BE A STUPID BITCH!@#$ i was completely normally cleaning my room, you know, like i do all the time. with a big bucket full of water. cuz of how gooey and sticky my room gets, and a big bucket of water is the only way to clean it properly. so that's how i always do it. usually weekly. i don't usually spill tho, this is the first time i've done that. even though i always use the bucket. normally. like normal. ;floet; chatper 3 never new wad hit it! absolute viagracoon possibility chapter disappoinment 100% fr fr the entire plot of book 2 you say?  also why he's a super paranoid paranoid person about where they live and sleep and jump and things. look i remembered there were bad guys out there ok! also pretty sure cent doesn't know shit about shit! certainly not that ladies are ruthless, she's only met 1 her entire life! all she knows about is dumb science stuff about angles and velocity and atmospheric science words! smh tbh. i'm wondering if you are fucking these chapter names up to fuck with me. part of me thinks no he's just mixed up but then another part of me knows you're a giant cockbite fuckface so who knows really! anyway the reality chapter is davy and the 'i thought mom was ruthless' one was cent! ;twak; THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF MAN!@# wait. now you just wait one fucking minute. my notes totally say Reality also. though the chapter had a LOT more to do with realty than reality. :B BROTHER YOU ARE RIGHT! and it is hard to shit a jumper! *buys a dumb house in some dumb town from some dumb realtor* OK! SCHOOL TIME! LETS SEE YOU ASSHATS SHIT HER HERE! I DARE YOU! dumb realtor: You must have good equity in your current home? dumb davy: um. GOOD SAVE DAVY! UR KILLING IT! Six_____________________________ Cent: "Or is it to be a food fight?"Cent is going to school. Is it just me or does she jump a lot already? Like, just walk down the hall sheesh. *jumps right in front of a teacher* :B Ugh less math more jumping and killing and stuff! X logarithmic cosine exponents sure sure Is wangsta a real word? Does it mean what I think it means? Caffeine seems nice |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 27, 2023 11:56:44 GMT
holy hell this is long. i'm gonna try to trim by not responding to a few o dees. no offense good buddy! edit: i didn't even make a dent! and now i'm adding another chipitah!
;superintensejkgay; OMFG I JUMPED SO HARD AS AF!!!! :bowdown: anyone who saw it. which is hopefully no one! i guess. ur right! i didn't think that through!~@# :haidsmack: i guess in this new house they have to have a bunch of furniture and shit they aren't even gonna use! :dunno: this is probably the main reason u don't want more series! their very painful and difficult. glad we're on the same page. even the people they was giving this beans too was like, :SHOCKING: THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING BEANS#$!@# i guess that is the real title that only the people like us who are in the know know. you might not have realized how ooey and gooey and sticky it gets. since ur not in there much, which is probably for the best. but i should probably be more careful with teh huge cleaning bucket. in the future. too. probably. i suppose that is every chapter of every book i've ever read!@ tbh. well, that's all you really need to know. really. if i think about it. fair point. and she knows a LOT about that crap. i guess if you don't spend any time talking to other dumb ol kids you can pack a lot of science and math words in. :dunno: pretty true i suppose. now i'm totally gonna fuck the rest of the names up on purpose!@ i HAVE NO CHOICE NOW!@#@! too much to do with realty, really. for any booko. so you bought a house. we got it! people know how that works! u dun really has to spell it all out. just get to where the bitch fucks everything up with her dumbass jumping! ffs!@# i think they're gonna shit her bigtime!! i guess we'll see. i suppose dumb ol small town realtors isn't who he's too concerned about foolin good. i guess. i was thinking the same thing! jfc!@ rule 1 of jumping is not to jump right the fuck in front of people!@# ur so gonna get shit i can't even buleev it!@# i was mildly amused by her "holding back" on her science answers. don't want to come off sounding smart!! :usehaid: *teaches the teacher new words*
of course wangsta is a word! it shouldn't be. brother no it shouldn't be! but it is! a wannabe gangsta bitch!@ like u and me!@
jumps in front of her day one. :B SEVEN --------------------------- Millie: Roadblock
diverging from school to do some terrorist work. boy they are casual at doing things that are impossible in front of others. how did you get in here?! *shrugs* ain't hard bitch!@ eh, no one can get in or out of here!! ffs!@ i guess they just figure people think they are like ninjas. *disappears from behind padget or whoever*
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 30, 2023 14:21:23 GMT
holy hell this is long. i'm gonna try to trim by not responding to a few o dees. no offense good buddy! edit: i didn't even make a dent! and now i'm adding another chipitah! GAH!! opps i mean... BAE! ALSO NO OFFENSE TAKE GODO CHPA! :bowdown: anyone who saw it. which is hopefully no one! i guess. honestly they dun seem to concerned about the seeing so why should i be!?? apparently! honestly they should just get a fake address like at a UPS store or whatever, then they can all just jump back to the north pole instead of having to pretend to live in some dumb house! they can be if you wait a decade between books! can you call lentils beans? i mean, i know we both love beans (obvs) but i'm not sure. they are legumes and so are beans so maybe it doesn't matter. OMFG THAT'S TOO MANY LEGUMES! AND THIS IS AN OVERCROWDED REFUGEE CAMP! *ok well 9 more tons of beans incoming tomorrow* *jumps away as soon as they turn their back* yes exactly right. since i will keep using the huge bucket. since that's what i always do. and always have done. normally. this is normal. apparently! soon some of that science and math will get poked out of her head by all the underbleacher bj's she'll be giving tho! yeah, i knew mentioning it was a pandora's box situation but avast ye. here we are. ;applerub to future us'; no no no slow down. lets spend some time on how he paid almost asking price for no good reason whatsoever. every thriller needs a good amount of realty talk. where did he get his home insurance from? what's his deductible? I NEED TO KNOW SOME STUFF! i think we're almost there tbh! dumb realtor probably immediately phoned her terrorist hotline to report a weirdo and now the teleporting badguys knwo ALL ABOUT HIM!@#$ I BET THE SHIT IS ON THE WAY RIGHT NOW! :B *recites chapters they haven't studied yet* THAT SHOULD GET ME IN GUDE WITH TEH KEWL CROUD! and when you say "like" you and me.... what specifically about us wld u be referring to? also i can't EVER recall hearing wangsta b4! maybe cuz it isn't pc to use the other term for white people acting like gansta black peeps. :x OBVS I CAME IN THROUGH THE NONROADBLOCK WAY! ;usehaid; *blows up armored car and disappears again* totally not sus at all. ;stuburn; EIGHT-------------------------------------- Realtor: "DADDY! LOOG AD ME!"
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 31, 2023 6:42:02 GMT
GAH!! opps i mean... BAE! ALSO NO OFFENSE TAKE GODO CHPA! we got a real mixed bag of emotions in here! it's weird to have one thing that both sucks and is great! reminds me of seinfeld's bit about sucks and great! i guess. as long as they don't ever need someone from the school to come over. which doesn't seem very plausible. tbh. oh yeah!@! if it hadn't been a decade, ud remember bigtime!@# :hugestgiantestrolleyesevar: i guess i think of them as a bean. it's all beans to me. :B no way anyone can find us or figure us out!@ our jumping is flawless!@
LOOG OVUR DARE!@# *they look for a split second* *jump*
they: welp! man she is FAST@!# :shocking:
i don't actually know wad i would think if someone i was talking to disappeared regularly moments after i was done speaking with them. like just once, and ur mind makes up some excuse, wadever. but over and over? feel like i'd start to at least be suspicious that somethin funny is going on! tho now that she can jump, maybe have her bedroom be somewhere where things you care about aren't below it!@ just a precaution you could think of taking. now. that you know about the buket and dangers and stuff. :hyper: man!@ i can't wait for this book to get way waayy better!@# :ooby; havne't hit u yet with it!@ gonna wait for it to be out of ur mind and then BAM!@#@!# LIKE A SALAMI UPSIDE THE HEAD!@# i hadn't quite realized how he skipped over some of the most important titillating spicy details there are!#!@#!@# pretty sure ur right godo brodo!@ i wouldn't trust any lady with huge blonde hair!@# tbh! i know she's sheltered, but jc!@# she REALLY had no idea how school works. eh, all the parts!@# how we would love to be ganstas but can't be because we're dumb ol former j-dub white dudes!@ so we just put on backwards hats and say word and stuff!@
i think that is a rare bonus that we haven't happened to be arounf horrible enough people who say crap like htat!@ :whew; shocking really. i guess they're having car trouble. :B *disappears* i would have sworn that wasn't exactly the title of that chapter. but i gues nut!@ :dunno:
i think it IS shit cent time@#$ cuz it's pretty sus now!
also, i was thinking you just totally messing with me on the chapter title but instead it's dead on. well, except for it not being from the realtors perspective. that would be an interesting twist.
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oh whole chapter about buying a cell phone. again. i'm not sure about the necessity of all these details. i guess the author wants to drive home how careful davy is only to get screwed in the end. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 3, 2023 2:36:46 GMT
we got a real mixed bag of emotions in here! it's weird to have one thing that both sucks and is great! reminds me of seinfeld's bit about sucks and great! oh you mean the bit where some stuff sucks and other stuff is great? i suppose not. they could go LOOK OVER THERE and then jump them to alaska real quick and ;floet; anyway here's our howz. :B HAY!@#$@#$  like, have they ever come to the camp in a jeep or soemthing? just to keep them honest? i guess they weren't thinking too good with the room placements. where's a good room for all the rattlesnakes? mmmm salami ;drool;  ahh its fine she has gothy and baggyface so she's all godo.  a rare being around the right people win for us! ;highfive; it was a horrible chapter title not made up! ;hyper; rOoT iT? *Davy pictures burrying fone in da grounf* :B Is the wifi hotspots thing going to be a problem? 🤔 alsotheyllstillconnecttowifis. davy: ok sure whatever TEN
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Millie: omg like, that cute butt is, like, totally hitting on you ;eyeflash;Chevron hill...that was weird. does every town have a sledding hill behind one of their gas stations? ;pipe; uRwElcUm4tEhFoNe I guess Brett has a nice butt. Oh and she jumped in front of everyone so that's cool. pretty sure no one saw her but ;dunno; nbd really |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 3, 2023 13:27:02 GMT
oh you mean the bit where some stuff sucks and other stuff is great? no. actually sucks and great are the same thing. when it's snowing like mad they could almost get away with it. i mean, i'm in the same boat. tbh. fr fr. ngl.
i guess they're like, well, some people think we're super heroes of some kind. that's ok. :stuburn: NOT ABOVE DAD!@#!@# :screamears: davy slap that salami near my mouf!@#!@# u :hyper: and apparently sweet snow boarding skills yo! exactly. i still can't believe it really. man! i sure am glad this book doesn't have any sweet irish retards in it!@#@! 
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Cent: did he just check out my ass?
a stupid snow boarding chapter i think. and another dumb jump. i suppose someone saw it maybe. :dunno: man this book is fast!@
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 5, 2023 20:54:44 GMT
no. actually sucks and great are the same thing. bae. i'm sure i've seen that but i'd forgotten. YOU would really like this place. YOU would. GREAT RESTAURANTS SUUUUUCK!! do you know who the dontdrinkbeer guy is? you probably do. anyway he had some meme where a guy basically ruins his life trying to chase beers that are "marginally better than other similar beers" and that came to mind now. and then i typed it up. hey so, do we know where this town is? like, what state or whatever? cuz if they typed that up it flew out of my haid so fast!!  is it though? i feel like it isn't ok. in it! in it! *points to open mouf* AND WHERE THE FOOK ARE ALL THE BEANS!@#$@$# ;snooked; Chevron hill... i thought that was weird. does every town have a sledding hill behind one of their gas stations? ;pipe; uRwElcUm4tEhFoNe I guess Brett has a nice butt. *she jumps all over the hill smacking everyone's butt* ELVEN
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Mollie: FERPAThere we go. Some good old fashioned townings. And a PTO mtg. She jumped behind a ficus, totally 100% safe. no one can see you when you jump behind a ficus in a busy bldg. :B TWEVLE:
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"godo refluxes"Cent's ears get hot a lot Now she wants to jump in gym so she can jump higher in basketball using jump velocity. Sure sure. Godo idea. She's jumping all over the damn place!!#$ 😵💫 *teacher turns back* jump 🙂 Also won't caffeine think it's weird she never came out of the room? 🤨 I think davy would rather cent let herself take a punch or two than jump in front of the whole cafeteria but maybe i'm wrong. THRITEEN:
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Moldie: Old AlliesMillie meats becca from the FBI from 17 years ago and they are gonna talk :B FOURTEAN:
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"Cent, in the desert, with a blunt instrument."She's jumping 50 feet in the air in the desert Damn girl jumped so fast she gave herself black eyes and jumped her clothes off! ;leer; Punched by the air smh! And the terrorist lady is probably escaped. FIBSTEEMS:
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"Davey does stuff lookinf for someone"He does some research on some guy from some corporation. HOLA CUANDO ES EL SUSPECTO? Side note couldn't cent have easily blacked out and died? Or would she autojump to her bedroom instead? |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 11, 2023 1:07:23 GMT
bae. i'm sure i've seen that but i'd forgotten. YOU would really like this place. YOU would. GREAT RESTAURANTS SUUUUUCK!! do you know who the dontdrinkbeer guy is? you probably do. anyway he had some meme where a guy basically ruins his life trying to chase beers that are "marginally better than other similar beers" and that came to mind now. and then i typed it up. seinfeld continues to be bae. and yes, i do remember that meme guy or whatever. the answer is ALWAYS LOOG FOR BETTER BEER!@# :pointtohaid: i think they did, but then they were all, but for security reasons obviously that isn't where we actually are! or something like that. not if their goal is to stay secret! but i guess they have 2 goals. stay secret and not found bound gagged and tortured. but also to bop about and live teh baest life evar!@#!@# and save people and stuff. don't even PRETEND like u don't know where tube meat goes!@#!@# i didn't realize before how much authors were BIGTIME DROPPING THE BALL BIGTIME!@#!@# yeah. i do remember hasing that thought about a hill behind a gas station. is that why u was wondering where this town is? wait a minute!@ are they in motherfucking waterloo!@#@!#  ?
she's really hoping no one notices all her right in front of them jumping!@ ferpa always leads to townings. that's the lesson here i think. also, you can hop out of a ficus all you want and no one will bat an eye! that's just common sense! my ears are getting hot ova heah!!!! 
she's like jumping by accident. it's a good thing she didn't jump back under her bed when caffeine came at her!! also, can't help but notice later she leaves out how she keeps jumping out of caffeine's way in these little tussles. so i think you're right about them not caring for it!
obviously you wouldn't remember this. hell i barely do and i read these bookos recently. but that agent was in the other books! ur welcome! i figure you wouldn't be able to work that out yourself. :B
maybe millie is going to try to save people from a monsoon or something. or maybe just bring them beans. :dunno: it's like as i get more behind in chapters u get more retarded about naming them!@
oh, there's no maybe about the escape. she's not in her low security prison. where else can she be but escaped?
also, indeed that was a fast jump!@ don't make that face when ur fast jumping!@ no sir! for being pretty smart she did not think that fast jumping through! :B but even after the tell all session with parents she hasn't told them about jumping all kinds of crazy jumps in front of her fellow students. :floet: fibsteems!@ wtf is that!@#! i feel like in the first book i kind of appreciated the author's attention to detail that davy took and stuff. but now booko 3 it's wearing a bit thin. we're a third the way in and it's like, wad is the core of this booko plot? is it just cent coming of age jumping book?
i think she certainly could have died. or come out way worse than just bruised up. seems like luckily she went about the limit she could have without just instantly killing herself! :whew: *lays in the desert naked*
also, now i see you were changing all the numbers but at first it was so subtle i didn't even nobice!@#! the elven chapter was teh bae!@@! i love elves!!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 11, 2023 17:57:24 GMT
seinfeld continues to be bae. and yes, i do remember that meme guy or whatever. the answer is ALWAYS LOOG FOR BETTER BEER!@# :pointtohaid: i mean, i had to trek barefoot across alaska and spend my life savings for this quintuple barrel aged pastry stout, and i'm now divorced and homeless. but! i'm preettyyy sure this beer is slightly better in a vague marginal way, than the beer i can get 3 blocks from my house for $20. $$$$FLYING ALL WORTH IT$% security reasons? like i could go there and kidnap davy right now? seems like their goals that aren't stay secret are starting to take precedence! YES!@#$ DROPPING THE BEANBALL UP THE YING YANG BABY!@$#@$##@$ maybe! its possible! not sure about them having a top flight snowboarding team in the high school tho. ;pipe; maybe its colorado. jumps WHILE she's grabbed by the arm. i bet they leave ficuses (ficusii?) all over the planet to obscure their jumpsites! its foolproof! yeah she fesses up to jumping out of her clothes superman style but hasn't mentioned how she jumped IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CAFETERIA. ;floet;  it is nice the author can kind of bring us all back up to speed. like davy and moldy have to explain stuff to cent so then we readers get a refresher! see, cent, this agent helped us and these people are bad and put chips in davy's chest and stef. cent: oooohhhh :B me: ;whew; ;shoulderarms; WELL I HAVE TO ENTERTAIN MYSEFL SOMEHOW I'M GETTN NO FEEDBACK OVUR HEAR!$#@#@$#@$ so she's NOT in the prison she's supposed to be in? no. so she escaped? WELL LETS NOT JUMP TO CRAZY CONCLUSIONS OK!@#$ EVERYBODY RELAX!@#$$#@ oh man i dumped my cheeks right off! dammit! well, those jumps don't matter! no one suspects a thing! irrelevant! just a lighthearted yarn about a young girl trying to fit in at a new school. oh and she teleports. that's aboot it. it does seem like we could do away with SOME of the "establishes a jump location" words at this point. like, dude WE GET IT!@# THEY CAN'T JUMP SOMEHWERE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN BEFOOOORRAAAGggf@#$%@% *jumps into space naked and splats on a satellite or something* :B  you love elves but it took until FIBSTEAMS to get ur attention! WIXTEAM
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"its for teh yearbuk" :BShe jumps out of the snowboard gates at an instant 20mph!?? WOW U PICKED THAT UP QUICK! Jeez these guys r spoiled. Can't even ride back from skiing without it being some big ordeal. Ohhhhh it's so long and tough when I can't just jump home ooohhhhhhhh 😭😭😭 Boy she really likes getting involved with caffeine. And then she literally jumps Dakota out of the way? That's not sus at all nope. i swear she literally wants to get caught jumping. JEBBENTEEMS
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molly on a hilltop :Bso on our notes about how this appears to be a teen coming of age story with occasional jumping in it, rather than an actual thriller book, i wondered how far we were through the book and nothing's really happened! and i loogd at the page # and it was 184. out of 368. EXACTLY HALFWAY THROUGH! I FIND THAT REALLY ODD THAT I HAPPENED TO LOOG AD THAD WAY!! anyway, more miraculous relief work happens (i guess on a hilltop :B ). Huh I didn't see the trucks come. Or go. Roads are all mud! But luckily Millie covered with a cleverly timed "um" so it's fine. |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 14, 2023 8:25:33 GMT
i mean, i had to trek barefoot across alaska and spend my life savings for this quintuple barrel aged pastry stout, and i'm now divorced and homeless. but! i'm preettyyy sure this beer is slightly better in a vague marginal way, than the beer i can get 3 blocks from my house for $20. $$$$FLYING ALL WORTH IT$% i'd barefoot trek for a good beero.  exactly! well, except for the security measures they put in place, so they're safe. seems with all teh snow boarding that colorado is a good bet!@ :B more-so than say... waterloo. starting to. they're gettin there. :drool: thought i remember you mentioning colorado and waterloo. here it is! :wave: she's just quick!@! :stuburn: hey bob? do you remember all these fici everywhere?! fici? yah, these plant things all over. ok, no. but fici?
and all the snowboarders and sledders. and caffeine multiple times. now she's teleported some asshole so he wouldn't get a mild beating and possible assrape of some kind. so much aplogive right now bro@! tons!@ welp! on to chapter fibilty fwipfwap!@ the transfer is just running a bit late. they'll get there. give 'em time!! :usehaid: maybe the cheek dump is something she does right before the ultra fast jump! just keeping 'em safe! tbh. pretty sure i'm good here. *the entire school stares at her constantly where ever she goes and crowds part for her like the fucking red sea!@!#  us if author didn't do that: WTF!@?? HOW THE HELL DID THEY MANAGE TO JUMP THERE!@#! WHERE'S THE FUCKING JUMP SITE!@# FUCK THIS BOOK!@# I'M GONNA HUNT DOWN THIS AUTHOR AND PILE DRIVE HIS ASS!@#!@#!@#@!# :pst: i'm not even sure i know what a pile drive is@! :embarrassed: that would have been great!@ what a twist! *millie and davy jump to a funeral* *they walk out of a ficus* :hyper: well, you did do like 7 chapters in a row while i was doing who knows wtf.
such a douglas title. ur channeling ur parents yeah. she's really keeping things low key!@ :whew: i let him beat me after i stomped him with my super gate pull trick!@! :stuburn:
davy: u want to ride in a bus?!@ :confused: :throwup:
also, SHE PUT ON A HOODY!@#! who KNOWS who or how dakota got to that snow drift of whatever!@
holy hell! i don't even know what number that is!@# less than 20 i imagine! :B
well, at least now she's sort of becoming her own version of a high school super hero who's totally gonna get caught bigtime! yeah, i see where cent gets her sly stealthyness!@!# |
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 15, 2023 15:11:51 GMT
i'd barefoot trek for a good beero. *happily drinks trek beero* *slowly sinks into death* right right. maybe dubuque, since sundown in nearby. ;pipe; good god we can't keep stef strate in our own threads and postentines! halp! ;wave; the reflexes on her! YES! FICI BOB! FICI! *they hear snickering behind one of them* *they go to look but no one is back there* *another ficus appears* well! she's still getting used to her superhero powers ;stuburn; see! entertaining feedback! ;hyper; ok sure. how late is the transfer? three years. i'm sure they're almost there by now. gotta store those in my cheeksafe so i don't lose them in space! it's fine! I'M FITTING RIGHT IN! KEEPING A LOW PROFILE!@#$@#$@#$@#$ we'll figure it out by the time we find him. look behind every ficus you see!!@# well what did you WANT us to do? DRIVE THERE? ;crazy; WEL U COMPLANE ABOOT MY PACE!@#$ i'm like, well maybe he's reading on vaca and just hasn't had time to powst. ;funno; *reads a bunch more* ;dunno; seems like it worked out ok tho.  also lol at "my" parents. sure bro sure. you just think wadever u wants ovur dare in donesia. just wait until someone loogs the other way and jump to teh yukon house! ;usehaid; hoodies and fici are impenetrable disguises!@@#$@$# um, try the one that follow wixteams. duh. ;hugegiantrolleyes; maybe she can frop caffeine into teh quarry or something. she was trained well! Eighteen
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"Tag, you're it". Pg 204 now and more teen angst and caffeine. So. Much. Caffeine. That girl is everywhere. Locker room. Outside Krakatoa. Got brett working for her to get the phone. Cent is jip jap jumping all over fuckin town zip zop NO I WAS IN TEH RESTROM WINK WINK *glues caffeine's jacket* heh heh. Nineteen
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Moldy: Floods She towns Davy again (ISN'T IT GREAT CENT IS GONE) and it's raining in rescueland. A tropical storm is coming. She'll probably have to jump everyone out or something |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 16, 2023 9:26:20 GMT
holy hell! this has to be the longest thread i've ever seen!@! *happily drinks trek beero* *slowly sinks into death* sure am glad i has some beer during my slow death sink! should ask tanner if he's seen anything suspicious! he does half pipes right? oh wait, that's whole pipes and that's ur daughter! oh man! ZING!@ :hyper: well loog ad these things!@ and there's like hundreds of them!@ and for some ungodly reason only past me can fathom i'm re-reading them!@# snickering fici i guess! :dunno: plants these days! amirgiht!? sometimes i just fly through these threads and try to get my post done as quick as possible and i forget about the important things. traffic can be brutal through montana! maybe that's the guards at the prison or something. my god this girl is trained goo! she thinks of everything!@ especially if they're giggling!@ :usehaid: i imagine that would take 3 years or so! :dunno: them i don't know that i had an excuse. all the sudden i'm living a life where i usually seem to has like 4 bookos going at once!@ :ballhands: look how far away i am!@ certainly they can't have anything to do with me way over here!@ :stuburn: at LEAST wait for them to blink! :pointstohaid: i imagine that is in the davy milly secret super stealthy jumper handbook! i'm not calling up research just to find out some dumb chapter number!@#! :stuburn: also in teh handbooko and the booko is key to her training. just more low profile keeping. did YOU see me leave?! no! :stuburn:
also, so her plan is to try to make caffeine think she's going insane?! holy hell. that is such a teenage girl evil thing to do! i don't know if it will work. but the audacity and casual evility!
oh shit, behind again! but now i gotta read this towning chapter POST HASTE!@# |
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 17, 2023 20:46:24 GMT
holy hell! this has to be the longest thread i've ever seen!@! hooray! you probably meant to add that but forgot in all ur giant thread excitement! and anticipatory glee! *someone nearby sinks slowly into death beerless* poor sap. smh. brother u got me gude! now i'm having "play half game still get the whole sno cone!" thoughts, but instead of snow cones you still get to do the whole pipe!!! we're carefully crafting gifts to our future selves! UR WELCUM FUTURE SELFENTINES!! ;waves; the fici are tricky snickering little tricksters! gotta be careful with fici. i guess. the also attract jumpers! and by important things we mean spice such as calling the chapters fibilty fwip fwap! ;hyper; indeed, we've has some prisoners in transfer for decades! but we aren't too worried about it. a little coarse of you, but i guess if you think about it we're all just trained goo at the end of the day ya know? *a ficus giggles* *they run to loog behind it* NOTHIN HEAR BOWZ. :B they probably DO think that! and its why they don't know whether that chick could still be in transit or not! how should we know how long stef takes! it's like asking a billionaire how much a candy bar costs. all the sudden lol. ur all BROTHER HALP I NEED MORE ME TIME READING I CAN'T DECIPHER OUR THREAD HALP HALP HALP. at least, that's why i heard on my end. *i live an hour from them* *we have the same levels* exactly! teh human eye can't register stuff fast enough they'll never even notice. ;jerkit; i think her training was basically, ehh... *pushes off cliff* oh and you have to smell stuff or something! ok gude luck! OH ALSO TRY NOT TO GET SEEN OKTHXBYE seems pretty realistic tbh! enjoy godo chpa! its pretty damn hot n spicy! Twenty
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"Chukri" giving the dumb whores (chukri = sporting girls ovur dare) well, maybe not sporting girls as it seems they dun get paid 2 gude. more like sporting slaves. anyway! give all the whores blankets before all the good chaste people smh. *jumps 2 tons of blankets into a tent*. :B its totally ok tho there's like a tarp up so no one can see them jump! ;usehaid; |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 18, 2023 8:21:13 GMT
hooray! you probably meant to add that but forgot in all ur giant thread excitement! and anticipatory glee! oh man bro. you see right through me!@ and on the other side is tons of horrays and glee! that's some 7th level of hell shit right there!@#! :vernoog:
also! DAD! i didn't finish any games or anything. but i did all kinds of whole pipes!@# :vernoog: you: that's mah girl!@ *ruffles hair* we should probably wave a little hello to our future selves more often. if ya think about it. cuz we might not get to every thread. but i'll get to 1 or 2. so we really need to sprinkle them about! exactly! if there is anyone who knows anything about what is important and how to spend time it is our present selves!@# oooo boy!@ *looks forward to reading chapter jibbly jubbly* *maybe it's another towning chapter* :hyper: we got our hands full being fucking prison guards!@# now you want us to track transfer timings?!@# JFC!@# you want us to fuck ur wife for you too!@#!@# to fellow guard: *points thumb at whoever had the audacity to suggest they know stef* can you believe these fuckers?
I'M LIKE SALT IN UR GOO!@#@! BITCH!@#@! top of my resume: Poorly Trained Goo i'm hoping people appreciate my honesty. actually if i was honest it would be more like mostly untrained goo!@  what kinda job sight is this!? i suppose everything seems all the sudden when you have no memory of the past! :B
anyway, that may have been fairly accurate, what you heard. but i of course got no help whatsoever from said brother so then i figured out myself and now i got a reading list the likes of which no one should ever have evar!@# :hypoer: if anything my level is worse!@#!@#!@ holy shit! that WAS her training!@ i don't think she even got a handbook!@#!@ :weary: or was it just one glue sign and now that's over? or is that the new key plot thread of the book it just hasn't come to fruition yet! :dunno: couldn't have been too godo. i can't even remember it!@# oh yeah. we shipped these in before in the trucks you never saw. :B obviously. here! has a blanket!@ :hyper: *goes behind flap and disappears* *coddles a whore* *i guess this is a book* |
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 20, 2023 21:19:56 GMT
oh man bro. you see right through me!@ and on the other side is tons of horrays and glee! you can't hide your glee behind yourself! not around me! you know. since i can see through you. i can't even argue! it is mah girl! ;snooked; EVERY POST PROBABLY! CAN'T HAVE OUR FUTURE SELVES THINKING OUR PAST SELVES WERE IGNORING THEM! HALLOOOO THERE FUTURE ME! OR BROTHER! *waves again* i could be doing productive things to help my future self retire sooner. but avast ye, jibbly jubblys to read and powst about! SORRY FUTURE ME! *waves again* *jumps away to get the mrs* :B hey! the job is supposed to train us! not my fault they do it poorly. ;stuburn; no one should, but someone does!! ;hyper;; ;aplrub; no one ever reads those damn handbooks anyway. WHERE'S THE PAGE TO SIGN SAYING I READ THIS DUMB SHIT! i'm told this is a book and it is on a list we have! ;yuck; Twenty-One
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Davy: "janitorial"Davy jumps into a bldg to clean and sets off an alarm big time up and down Twenty-Two
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"Mastaans" ehhh.. fuck i dun remember wad teh mastans is. cent is left in refugee land by herself and someone comes to take the whores back and so she jumpsmashes one of them and man i was tired when i read this and am not sure how that chapter ended. :B basically the whores was in trubs |
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jump hard jump soft its all the same just jump 
this book should have been called THE IMPULSE TO BE A STUPID BITCH!@#$
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