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Post by ditkanate on Jun 24, 2023 15:15:58 GMT
started!
a nice recap to begin which reminded us of the unspeakable aklu teh razor and teh clam! ;hyper;
Prologue so we're on some ship that is shuttling clam worshippers to a clamplanet for cash.
the captain's attitude is pretty great actually. "they're in a cult where they signed themselves over to a bunch of high tech shellfish! 😃 "
The Radiant Sorteel, the Provident and the Prescient
THEY'RE CLAMS!!!
not sure how precient that clam is if he didn't forsee teh arkirekt coming to town their clamplanet! so, does this mean all the magical clamthings don't save ur world from teh crystal moonbeings anymore? uh oh!
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 27, 2023 14:09:39 GMT
i believe it does mean that, yes!
THEY'RE F-ING CLAMS MAN!!
teh crystal moonbeings... is that what they are? i guess so! BIG! the big giant moon-sized crystal moonbeings.
chapter 1: we're back with havi and he's pitted against oli and kit and i forget who else is with them. not idris and the lawyer chick. there trying to obtain some super top secret info i guess. and the arkirekts are reking places with abandon!!
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 28, 2023 12:13:16 GMT
i believe it does mean that, yes! THEY'RE F-ING CLAMS MAN!!
you're hung up on some shellfish that talk in RIDDLES man! WTF!!@# seems that way yeah. ;dunno; THEY ARE REKTING UP A DAMN STORM SOUNDS LIKE! ;hyper; *olli stomps arounf in her huge scorpion pants* i think that parthenon chick (partheni?) is with them too. not a hunnet pacent sure tho. bae.
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 30, 2023 15:24:07 GMT
you're hung up on some shellfish that talk in RIDDLES man! WTF!!@# well! they saveses us! :stuburn: them i guess.
and they got masters of some sort that we don't even know where they is at or wad they is or nothin! but they would seem to be teh key to everything. oh right. she's with them. no armor, but a gun. i guess it's pretty powerful. :dunno:
chapter 2 Idris: i'm pretty sure i read this. let's see... ah yes, idris *adds it to chapter title* right right right. he's having a bae ol time. yes sir. livin it up wif teh ladies. he's reminding me of murderbot a little bit. not exactly dying to talk to all these ladies. i guess he's not exactly churning out the ints either. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 1, 2023 0:18:43 GMT
well! they saveses us! :stuburn: them i guess. true! at least it was. now they can quit worshiping them and have them for clam chowder instead! yeah so are teh arkirekts just big dumb crystal dumbjims? ;hyper; BOWZ THUZ PLUNET SED PLZ DUN REKT THUM real masters: OMFG GO DO IT JFC!@@#$@#$@#$ WEL OWE KAY EYE GEZ *takes a bunch of dumb bitches into unspace* is this anythihg? my literal notes in muh fone: He's in partheniland and loving it! Taking myrmidons and others joyriding through teh unspace searching for possible int candidates. He doesn't fit in too gude tho :B ok pep talk! um, this is, like, gonna suck and stuff. OK! WEL WE'RE OFF! :-\ so anyway at teh very end of the chapta one of the parthenonians came on the unspace ride for the second time. like her rekkonized her. so maybe she'll be something. ch3: SolaceBuying, or trying to anyway, the Hugh secrets from another frame walking legless type pirate lady who wants to go live with all teh partheni chicks i guess. Olli: now there's a fight with people who don't like solace as they try to get back to teh vulture Havaer: and javy is there to make his own offer. but gets interrupted and sends some lackey to do it so he can attend to teh emergency. probably the vulture people fight but i'm not 100% sure ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 3, 2023 15:05:07 GMT
true! at least it was. now they can quit worshiping them and have them for clam chowder instead! GET YA CHOWDA HEEUURRAAHH!!!
them now i guess.
yeah, i think that's how it works! seems unfair. this doesn't really seem like anything. really. :B too bad he couldn't be hasing partheni orgies!! that seems like the thing to do there. :dunno: you know how everyone says this sucks? well, it does. even worser than you think! i guess so. seems like the defecting idea isn't too bad for them. :dunno: but maybe partheni dun do thet. i hasn't read this intinestine.
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 5, 2023 19:53:25 GMT
GET YA CHOWDA HEEUURRAAHH!!! them now i guess.
the clams are selling themselves as chowder? or the servants already have them cooked up? that was quick! figured the essiels would at least put up a fight! seems like they hased some weapons and stuff. ;dunno; *eats unspeakable chowder* BOWZ THUZ SEAM NUTT FARE real masters: I WILL FIND OTHER MEANS TO REKT THESE PLANETS IF YOU DON'T START DOING YOUR JOB! I'LL TURN THIS UNIVERSE AROUND RIGHT NOW! DON'T THINK I'M BLUFFING!@#$$#@ while i agree with the sentiment, i'm not sure idris is up for that particular challenge! also, spoiler alert i think you're wrong aboot this being anything! IT'S SOMETHING BABY!! well, off we go! *they come back* *everyone is mad at idris* HEY I TOLD YOU!!! *some limbfree cage bitch shows up in parthland* JFC WTF IS UP WITH ALL THIS HORRIBLE COLONIALS!@# i guess that's all the parthenonians. WE ONLY LIKES OUR FELLOW TUBESISTERS!@#$$#@#$@ jfcffssmh ch 4: Kriskris teh bladewielding attorney bitch is back! BITCH!@#$#@ *shes about to bladefight that guy* other chick: Please be successful now. kris: Uh yeah, thanks for teh pep tawk 🙄 alsoshewinsbigtime IdrisIdris: ho hum just another day in unspace being hunted by the presence 🙂 Idris believes it is real and that he'll die if he looks at it. he's pretty certain actually. *poops out of unspace* ok you have ten minutes til we do it again. I'm really sorry. No really i am, i know this is TEH WAERST! ;hyper; And now they might have a line of potential ints! But Idris needs them to be volunteer or he ain't doing it!!! ;nono; ;stuburn; also if they aint volunteers teh retarded mooncrystals won't listen to em anyways! ch 5: OlliHmm that didn't work out too well for anyone. The seller is daid, and a bunch of peeps are cooked meat and whatever. Havaer didn't get the info either smh! Havaer: his teammate took the data canister but havy figures it owt and shoots him daid. Nice work havy! now he has their info back so that's nice i guess. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 11, 2023 15:21:43 GMT
the clams are selling themselves as chowder? or the servants already have them cooked up? that was quick! figured the essiels would at least put up a fight! seems like they hased some weapons and stuff. ;dunno; *eats unspeakable chowder* :dunno: man! i really want some unspeakable chowder! i bet that's amazing. have to have it made by a good cook. old clams are hard to get tender! arkirekts: okokok! *sits quiet for a second* immediately starts fighting again in the back seat* real masters: GOD DAMN IT@#!@# it is?! i think ur farther than me still! or, eh. i dun remember. i know i read about them anazlying their brains or something including idris's while they're unspacing. :dunno: i kind of think most of the idris hate is in his head. i imagine these partheni are just surly. especially after being chosen for the super sweet int program! also, based on idris's experience. might not be that great of a place to hang out! if ur not a tubelady. :dunno: i guess it's better than death. barely. :B let's see... how far has i gotted? i have read this. not much to add. *sweet sweet booko club* she SMOKED HIS ASS!@! WHOOO!@ wait, did she fight a man or a woman? i don't know if it said. i think he was called morbin or something which sounds manish to me. anyway. lawyering in this future is weird. but then again, everythinig is weird here. i tend to believe idris since i'm not sure these other folks have any real data or science to back them up. other than maybe the group that actually made idris might know a little i guess. but it seemed like there was a lot of failing to get a success. JFC!!! i need to get some read on!!@# :jkgay:
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 20, 2023 15:32:03 GMT
Ok. i did read chapter 5. havaer tried to just wing the guy but shot him dead instead. prolly wanted to interrogate him. i imagine they got some sweet interrogation tech and can get info out of anybody. and yeah, olli and crew don't seem like things worked out super great for them! came all this way. got in a huge fight over solace. got nothing.
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 23, 2023 3:32:11 GMT
:dunno: man! i really want some unspeakable chowder! i bet that's amazing. have to have it made by a good cook. old clams are hard to get tender! you call this chowder unspeakable? MORE LIKE UNCHEWABLE!@#$@#$ MOM, HE PUT HIS SHARD ON MY SIDE OF THE SEAT!@#$@#$ well that's part of the problem! idris doesn't want chosen people, they have to do it of their own free will OR HE'S OUT!@# I WONT' BE A PART OF MAKING ANYONE DO THIS SHIT WHO DOESNT' SIGN UP FOR IT VOLUNTARILY!@#$ *partheys don't really grasp the concept of voluntarily* also the cage lady never made it anyway, so no worries pretty sure it was a dude, yeah. this was a long time ago for me now.... yeah the success rate was ntg. so they started using inmates and shit cuz its like ahhh most of them will die anyway who cares. ;dunno; ch 6: OlliEhh.. they leave and chat a bit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ headed back to parthiville. Havaergets back to mordant house and there's a new dude as chief. He lies to him and his old bowz sends secret msg! Intrigue! Suspense!! Solacetrine invitese them to arc pallator, where and architect is waiting to rekt it but it has to dismantle a big originator city first ;hyper;;
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 23, 2023 18:03:00 GMT
you call this chowder unspeakable? MORE LIKE UNCHEWABLE!@#$@#$ :longchew: man, i'm gonna have to vomit this up a ton of times for the rechew! MOM!@! HIS SHARD ALMOST TOUCHED ME!! MOOMM!! MOOMM!!! mommaster: I WILL TURN THIS CRYSTAL SPACE CAR AROUND!@#!@#
eh, we're kinda all on teh same page ovur here. :B hot partheni ladies yeah, she didn't last too long. i guess the author was like we can't have TWO scorpion ladies runnning arounf for too long! :stuburn: i have to get behind this, tbh. shoulda thoughta that before u got arrested!
tho, that reminds me, you never watched andor? u should so we can discuss! :hyper: not cuz it's good, per se. it's not bad. almost as good as sausage and cheese. ... cheap sausage and cheese.
good little summary ovur dayre. is idris gonna get a break from training to go ovur dare and chit chat with this arkirekt that's hangin out ovur by did planet?
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 28, 2023 18:46:12 GMT
:longchew: man, i'm gonna have to vomit this up a ton of times for the rechew! ALL RISE FOR HIS EMINENCE, AKLU THE LONGCHEWABLE RAZOR AND HOOK!@#$ *a hush falls over the chewing croud* jeez the crystal moons are riding in a bigger crystal space car!? THAT CRYSTAL CAR IS THE SIZE OF A PLANET! still not enough room for the kids not to fight in the back seat tho! oh? ;leer; parthenis: smh ;nono; ;hugerolleyes; maybe a ;twak; in there too HEY! ALL US GUYS WUZ THINKIN IT!!@## *quickly flamethrows scorpionlady #2 into some bbq* andor is the highest quality of all the low quality sausage and cheeses! also no i hasn't wetched. apparently! PART 2: ARC PALLATOR (clamville) ch 7: IdrisNot sure there was ever much question that idris was going to pallator. i mean the author kinda dances arounf it but it is obvs that is where the story is headed. HELL THERE'S A REKT JUST HANGING OUT BY A CLAMPLANET!@# OF COURSE WE'RE GOING THERE@@#$$#@#@$ *trine acts like a bat during unspace sleeptime* Olli: that bug farm needs an off switch so, they are at clamville now. and idris sees another int from way back in teh day and he is less than plussed! ch 8: Idris in clamvillso they go down to clamityville and check owt the originator city thing or whatever it is, as the arkirekt is busily rekting it away with crystal creatures it poops down onto the planet. the clams don't seem to perturbed by the whole scenario as they aren't evacuating anyone or doing much of anything at all it would seem!@# other than being their fine excellent clam selves. idris says teh ruins like, sit on unspace or pull on it or touch it or something. ;dunno; :B
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 1, 2023 22:36:48 GMT
ALL RISE FOR HIS EMINENCE, AKLU THE LONGCHEWABLE RAZOR AND HOOK!@#$ *a hush falls over the chewing croud* so do these clam bastards have kids? maybe aklu the longchewable's kid is aklu the rechewable razor and hook. :dunno: the lesson is that children will always ruin any space you have no matter how big it is. that's a universal life lesson. they're really missing out on some bae times i bet then. they would all know exactly wad the other person wanted! whatever. stupid warriors. all they wanna to do is :twak: and stuff. although i think we have a 3rd now. some other int that isn't daed! angie's done with it but i'll finish it. i only have 2 more episodes to watch. might as well see where it goes. it did get better towards the end ovur dare. yeah. that makes sense. just seemed like teh partheni wouldn't be too keen on him abandoning his project. but i guess they decided this was important enough. which it probably is. he did? gosh how does i not remember that! right! that was the other scorpion lady. well. i think she might have just had a normal walking chair or something. they're all scorpions to me! :stuburn: these clam gods sure are bae! look. if u all die to teh arkirekties that's your fate and you should count urself lucky. only a few billion have had such luck! i think i haven't quite finished this chapter. but all that checks out from what i can recall. it's hard to describe unspace stuff! it's like unspace is molesting these ruins i think. or the other way arounf. not sure. :B anyway. maybe teh partheni and others are gonna try to fight teh crystals or something. i think that's where i am in teh chapter ovur dare or something. :dunno: i imagine idris will be confused about how to explain the ruins some more.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 4, 2023 16:06:04 GMT
so do these clam bastards have kids? maybe aklu the longchewable's kid is aklu the rechewable razor and hook. :dunno: well i doubt they're all immortal! i bet chewing is involved in their reproductive process somehow. holy shit that's totally true! ;haidsplode; smh tbh! guys hear "all those twin chicks wanna do is twak" and they're all TWAK? IS THAT A EUPHEMISM? ;HYPE;;;; OMFFHGHGHGH *it isn't* *they punch and shoot things and stuff and have zero fun* all the more reason to quickBBQ scorpchick #2! THREE ALIVE IN THE SAME BOOK WOULD BE ABSURD!@#$ have you finished mando? ;headscratch; i thought you was done with andor already but i forget how slow you is at everything (by everything i mean watching dumb horrible shows that don't matter at all). :B strange to me that you'd be partway through multiple dumb shows at the same time. are you shannoning these badboys? (i mean watching one episode of each and moving on to another show instead of binging one show, not towning a gang of men to bejesus and back...i realize shannoning these badboys could have multiple meanings!) ;hyper;; bae. also, idris isn't took greta to have arounf doing stef if he doesn't actually wanna do it, so ur pretty much gonna have to let him do his thing. ALSO! seems they have a lead on a genetic line of int's so they have stef they can work on while he's gone. cook up a whole batch of trainees or whatever. ;hyper; its one of the things the author keeps mentioning about how trine is odd since he's been his own self for so long without going back to teh main hive and regenerating or however those bug things work. if frame then scorpion! seems logical enough to me... if i had to be in a frame to get arounf and a scorpion one is an option I'M TAKING IT BABY!$@#$@##$@ a couple people do try to fight the crystals in teh next chpta, and... it dun really go to well. :B Ch 9: IdrisThe crystal things kill 3. Sliced one who wasn't paying attention, then sharded a partheni, and an int hugged one to death. 😕 Now they got invited to a clam dinner! Turns out dinner and a show! Sort of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Then solace and Idris get in a fight leaving and a guy gets whipped to Bolivian while staring at solace. Good times.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 7, 2023 13:34:55 GMT
well i doubt they're all immortal! i bet chewing is involved in their reproductive process somehow. hey baby! u up for a chew!? i guess that's a clam or whatever. children. teh universe's ruiners. :yes: even as their being beaten sensless about the head, neck, and chest they think about how those chicks probably ;twak: each other in their vages and stuff! :hyper: so very true. this new one isn't getting a whole lot of book time AT LEAST! man! i hope i don't shannon any badboys!! i just watch whatever, whenever i feel like! but mando is trickier cuz i'm watchin that with teh ol wife ovur dare. and so that slows the process down immensely. so then i watch other random stuff. but no, i don't really bingewatch shows to completion. i can watch any number of things at the same time! just like i now read multiple bookos at once. turns out i can keep track of a few stories at once! they all say in a hot chick monotenous voice when he gets back: WE VOLUNTEER. but, they do just switch off in unspace. i thought. :B exactly!! *STING!!* was that fighting? more like dying to. :B please do not hug teh arkerekt crystal baby things! TIA!
maybe that's a sign they put up in the ruins.
sounded nice. some nice clam soup and kind of a psychadelic show. didn't sound great if you're prone to epeleptic seizures probably. :dunno: i'm just absorbing this whipping and then i'm going to put that whipping straight into you partheni scum!@#! i guess that's what i figure beyon or whatever his name was was thinking. idris: do we have to watch this? this is pretty net to great! and i stay awake in fucking unsapce!!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 10, 2023 20:38:58 GMT
hey baby! u up for a chew!? i guess that's a clam or whatever. right but instead of words its a wavy stalkeyed poem of some sort. if they weren't such trbl rooners we'd be in one of those dickrubbing universes with everything packed in all tight and rubbing! except the dicks are kids!!@# as the dumb man falls asleep in death from his severe beating, he smiles thinking about how his killers are totally gonna vagpunch later. *ack* just a quick mention about being in teh distance and move on!! look, its ok, you can just say your shannoning a bunch of these badboys. there's not shame in it! (theres tons of shame in it) i forget ur wifelady actually watches mando (glacially). for someone who doesn't like anything... seems an odd exception to make! BUT SHE IS A WOMAN SO WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY THINK!!@# lol reminds me we just watched the seinfeld where they don't write elaine into their script because they don't know what a woman would say. then her plot revolves around being SUPER mad that some lady is talking about her shoes... and george and jerry are just BAFFLED at elaine's reactions through the whole thing. had me cracking up. see... i know you're going to say something right now and i have NO IDEA what it could be ;hyper;;;; YEAH you do. ;leer; ;hyper;; them: right. but trine switched himself off dangling upside down from something instead of off in his bugroom like a normal swarm of sentient bugs. omg does this thing fly? CAN I HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW@!$@#$@# i dunno, the one partheni chick shot one a bunch before the dying. ;stuburn; they probably should! ;pst; so can we feed them though? maybe they got a pre dinner warning IF YOU'RE EPILEPTIC JUST CLOSE UR EYES AND EAT TEH SOUP! TIA!@# CAN I GO TO UNSPACE RN TIA FWIW!!@#$@#$ ;yuck; Ch 10: HavaerHe talks to some dude and a professor about the flogging and whatever. Then goes back to his room and gives the stoled data thing to a new hiver he hired to comb through it for stuff. some interesting tidbits about how people hire hivers for stef and just take their word that they baleet it and don't save it all in their big home hiver archive thing. SURE SURE DUN WORRY ABOUT A THING.,.. FUGEDDABOUTTTTIT Olli: goes to see the planet with Dil and Lightly. They watch a mushroom genocide. Big tree mushroom heads that make "distressingly phallic" structures. ;hyper; I wonder if they were maybe gathering spores to take somewhere else and Ollie and crew are misenterpreting? Anyway then they head to the temple and Olli wants a drink. Idris: He catches a crystalforms attention as the ints tap into the rekt and it loogs ad him for a minute. Idris feels sorry for rekty for a sec, empathizes with how much endless work it has. ;facemelt; i guess they're gonna go get wasted now Ch 11: Havaer Has a chat with his bugs about wad to loog for in the cylinder data. Solace: everyone dronxes and plays games while solace wants to fuck Kris and sees a tothiat and havaer is there and Idris runs into his old int lady he'd been avoiding and then some locust ships ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ poop into orbit so everyone is all wtf or whatever.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 17, 2023 6:42:04 GMT
right but instead of words its a wavy stalkeyed poem of some sort. oh right. i forgot that they poem everything. :B ooohhh! i'm the great stalky eye clam of akloo or whatever! *poem words* so kids are keeping it from being like that cuz they suck so much and roon times so then we manage to produce fewer of them so we're not packed with them? :yes: sure am glad i got this super sweet vagpunching death!@ :hyper: that's pretty much one of teh top deaths you can have i think. *ack* she's been mentioned a couple more times i think. but everytime it's just a quick mention and then we're off checking out phallic mushrooms and stuff. that might be the shamiest shame i've ever even heard of! :dunno: these women are enigmas! i just go with it. try not to mess up as much as possible. but it's tricky due to the unpredictability. usually one answer is talk less. the more talking one does the more likely you are to say something u aught not of. :B i'll just go ovur hear. by the sausage and cheese. :B MY SHOES ARE NONE OF HER BUSINESS!#!@
*they all go into the secret back room where all the vag punching happens* oh right. cuz he's like so old and been an individual bug swarm for so long he's a bit on the crazy side. :B i think the flying stinging scorpion walkers are illegal. but you can get one. ineffective pre-death shoot fighting. still counts. maybe you feed them originator roons or whatever. sounds nice. i'm glad i got to come anyhow. and this clam chowder is great! even tho it's a bit chewy. some epileptic. it did seem like everyone just stood around watching it going can no one do something about this? couldn't they do this somewhere else? well. even if they do do that... :dunno: they're the only ones who can really do what i need to be done. so... i'm gonna go with that option which is the one that i have as an option. :B she wants a drink bad! not that i can blame her really. and seeing all the mushroom penises didn't help probably. poor little rascals! i think he also sympathises with them cuz they are also being ordered to do stef they dun necessarily want to do and that's basically idris's life. going arounf and doing a bunch of shit he doesn't want to and being horrifically tired but not being able to sleep. he's like a fleshy tiny version of an arkireckt!@ hey! hooo!! i'm chattin with bugs ovah heauh!! aayyy! ooohh!! i think i haven't read this part yet. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 21, 2023 21:04:07 GMT
oh right. i forgot that they poem everything. :B ooohhh! i'm the great stalky eye clam of akloo or whatever! *poem words* did he just invite me to dinner or condemn me to some horrible death? right! their horribleness incentivizes NOT hasing them and filling teh universen up to dickrubbing levels with them! though, i guess if they were THAT bae we'd all be giddy with glee that we live in such a sweet universe where we are smushed all up with these amazing youngsters!@# that doesn't sound appropriate but that is NOT how i meant it!! its definitely better than dying whilst daydreaming about a future dickpunch!!@# I'M ASHAMED SECOND HAND! I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT! it's like living with a slot machine!!@# they KNOW we'd rather they do that out here in this room too!!@# THAT BURNS ME UP!@@#$ i bet knowing olli would be a good first step in acquiring one! *chips a hunk of wall off and holds it out* that is nice they got included. *chews happily on the antenna or whatever it is in the soup* feels like there is an opportunity there for an enterprising data miner type! but who knows. oh it helped baby! IT HELPED UP THE YING YANG!@#$ worst fleshrekt evar! ;hyper;; i guess havaer is space tony danza now! AYYY! OHHHH!!! WELL NOW U DUN NEAD TO! ;vernoog; Ch 12: idrisThree naeromanth locust ships (quarter to half moonsize) are here. apparently the arkirekts rekt them way back when and now they just live in ships. Ash is here at clamville now, probably less than greta sign. The naeromanths sound lovely! horrible tentacley beings in an old shitty moving aquarium or something. ;hyper; they meet up with the holy clam and send out a bunch of math that the clam doesn't want them to do. An attack on the rektys?? Havaer: teh humans are planning for an ark future and a war with Parthenon to help them get there. that's wad teh bugs found in the data. Idris: the naeromanths linked their 3 gravitic drives and rotated their arks arounf and whipped the rekty with some unspace jive somehow! kappow!
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 22, 2023 9:42:09 GMT
did he just invite me to dinner or condemn me to some horrible death? yes sir, i believe he did! :applerub: i sure wish these kids were worse!@! people yell as they are smushed up against thousands of them and loving it.
i guess it's a good thing that ISN'T the universen! at least not this one. :whew:
exactly! that's a top BAD death! pretty sure. :pipe: if i was you, i'd be ashamed that i even came up with the notion of it! though, i imagine you blame our fine sister so that you can still sleep at night. :leer: hey baby. do i win ur slot tonight!? :hyper:
ooooo!@#!@ NO!@# I AM NOT A SEX MACHINE!@#@! :TWAK:
*decides to pocket the rest of their coins and pull the ol lever tomorrow*
also, that totally could have gone either way. :dunno: the only thing we know is that the odds are NOT in our favor! and that's the very reason they DO DO it back there! it's like we're at odds or something. alright. i'll help you out. but you'll have to buy me a drink first. olli probably. that's kinda what i was imagining, yes! oh, i imagine those are some of the chewiest bits. unless maybe they include some of like the foot or whatever is under the giant clam shell!! a bunch of bugpiles raise their hands, er, eh. whatever they have. i bet there's many-a-time that he'd like to rekt a few people into some sweet idris sculptures! he sure is! that's his fate! well, i guess i did, but didn't need to. :B again, good summary. also batbugman and the scientist play the dumb game that kitkat likes. and he hacked the game and is just fucking with them but at least they shut the fuck up for like 10 god damn minutes! i feel like ash is just :popcorn: now. :dunno: also, idris does not seem to care for these locust ships and whatever they're up to.
i guess their like giant squids or something. like worse. cuz they look all old and decrepit like they're using technology to keep themselves alive, poorly. *does math* *is gross* seems like a good plan. tbh. i guess all this unspace manipulation really fucks with idris's head!! GET ME TO TEH PLANET! i think i can read these fucking old crap now! chip chop chip!!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 25, 2023 21:02:27 GMT
yes sir, i believe he did! :applerub: boy i'm sure glad i have my handy translator here so i can totally know what's going on it's one of them, but not this one. dickpunched to death while daydreaming of future dickpunches! DON'T TRY TO MAKE THIS ABOUT ME!@# *lays awake for weeks worrying about my mental state* of course not! that's how slot machines work!@!@# they dole out just enough winnings to keep you plunking in the coins! *she drinks the drink but doesn't help you at all* *they're chewing on bits of the platform or whatever they ride around on* i think its just more bugs! did you type this after reading teh next chapter? ;pipe; or is u just that godo again, good summary. also batbugman and the scientist play the dumb game that kitkat likes. and he hacked the game and is just fucking with them but at least they shut the fuck up for like 10 god damn minutes! [/quote]well, its not like the fate of the universe hangs in the balance or anything while they argue with each other!@# it is a tip that next chapter spice. *lives in aquariums in ships* *drops off math paper at clamville before running the mathweapon* indeed! he feels all of it tig tugging on his brainstrings!@# Ch 13: IdrisHe hears the voice of the originators, telling him how the universe works. *brian regan voice* well, here's what the whales are sayin. yeah charlie figured it out. ;dunno; Solace: Well! Idris understands everything now I guess. So maybe if he survives he can help! Turned a rekty crystal into an idris. 🥴. But now four more rektys have shown up as reinforcements... so things are getting a bit hairy!
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