Post by ditkanate on Dec 14, 2023 4:06:07 GMT
how the hell did we get so good at doing lists now?! *we make the worst list in the history of ever* *we quickly become list accomplishing master super gurus*
for some reason i had chatgpt open. and so i fed it this just out of curiosity, and it came up with this. i guess it thinks i'm gonna tweet it or something. :dunno:
"Well, the list is done, but so is our sanity! Who knew productivity could be so destructive? 🤪 #LifeInShambles"
Adding a touch of humor to challenging situations can sometimes lighten the mood.
Adding a touch of humor to challenging situations can sometimes lighten the mood.
wait, i thought the guru was you? i guess it can't be. how the hell would you get up there? you can't climb mountains. no offense. i mean, it's more that you don't have the inclination to really. i think you probably could if you put ur mind to it.
anyway, so i guess we're just a couple of guys living the hell-free life! :highfive: i like the can do attitude of this restaurant! *takes a fucking clam bite*
clamsam extra fuck!
;chew;
i guess a rephrase of the way this fine clam establishment operates.
*gives more stalk bigtime*
of course that's what the clam is doing!@ it's super handy that goo is part of the process. #handy
i didn't invent the clams! and i have no control over how hard they are to dispatch! talk to the author!~@#! :stburn: these fuckers are like impossible to kill. you can't just stick a knife in the lobster! 🙄
absolutely! any other method and it's kinda hard to aim.
that could be a t-shirt! or a bumper sticker! IT'S CERTAINLY A PHRASE TYPED UP!@!
#lifeinshambles
THIS UNPEA IS VERY UNSATISFYING!@#! *the yelling doesn't go anywhere or to anyone or anything*
right. i'm just saying. i see a talking english coat, especially proper british english, i assume that's a human bigtime! but if it's just a talking tree, well, i'd just think it was a talking tree! or if it was just a coat like, blowing in the wind on a tree branch or whatever. i don't think i'd mistake that for a human for very long. :B
i feel like that stuff happens to you all the time. i mean, you specifically. maybe it's the universen trying to tell you something. BUY SESAME STREET STOCK! STAT!@#
aww man! well this stinks!
also, when they land on oscar's ship is he gonna fight them? then he's really solidifying the ol traitor business.
also, when they land on oscar's ship is he gonna fight them? then he's really solidifying the ol traitor business.
that's right. they were like, i guess they got some functional ints after all. cuz they shouldn't be able to do that shit i guess.
yeah, but this is super duper almost! i'm sure the ol trip down the well is going to go splendidly.
ch. 29 Solace:
so we get a better look at what flying through the well is like and also more glimpses at how super sweet this planet is. so nice.
also, a reminder of the weird trick the partheni ships have where they redirect fire to parts of their ship and just eject it off. so the ship slowly shrinks i guess. kinda weird. and they have a sweet firefight on the surface with some voyenni. tons of fun! also, solace is a bit worried about how they're getting off planet. a valid concern i'd say.
Idris:
more talk about how they're wrecking the facility and ahab is like we gotta do this shit now! we can't wait! it seemed like ahab was worried that the thing they found is not too plussed about being found and if they dun hurry it's gonna fuck 'em up or something. not sure.
back to solace:
so now the shield is down and there like, oh. that's not good. and when the light and radiation and whatever gets the crab gun and the persons running it it like rips them apart. kinda reminded me of the archirects a little only maybe there's no sweet sculpture in the end. cuz it said "other parts were being twisted as though invisible hands were rending them." :dunno:
Ch 30: Olli
They clasp onto the raptorid and olli saws a few of the voyenni to pieces or whatever 🙂
Solace:
They descend into the weird structure and the gravity is weird and they fire half their ammo at the voyenni but the walls grab the bullets or something like magnets. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kris:
the vulture has latched onto the voyenni ship and Kris is locked in a room. Havaer's hiver manages to print her a knife real quick. he can also blink the lights but that's abut it.
Idris:
he meats solace and crew, then goes into the machine and now he's figured it all out! And is bitter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ch 31: solace
The corridor off planet is an intermittent corkscrew, the deathplants are coming, the voyenni surrendered and Idris is awake.
Kris:
stabby stab times. Olli and havy show up. But there "has been a new arrival". Rekty maybe?
Ch 32: Idris
Idris pulls the unspace trick and sends their chunk of installation out into orbit.
And now the harvesting hook is here for his prize. so, not a rekty, a hookyclam.
Ch 33: Idris
Idris finally gets to the vulture, but it was not bae! Dragged along by a voyenni with shoulder out of socket, then gets an arm charred off by a plant tendril. Emmaneth bites it and they all pile into the ship.
He's gonna get fixed up as best they can on the partheni ship. All new blood at a minimum. Has a nice convo with ash. Idris is still upset that they don't know who or what is forcing the rektys to do their twistying
Havaer:
Chief laery lady gives a speach on unspeakable clams ship. The hivers in aggregate are gonna help build the rekty weapon and she wants to confiscate the arks hugh are building and use them for retkyweapon purposes.
Idris:
when Idris wakes up he has new blood.
only an upper stump of an arm though, gonna need a new one at some point. And he's supposed to train more parthy ints to fly the ark weapons to kill the rektys, which he doesn't really wanna do. bam the end.
so booko 3 will be them going after the rektys, while idris continues to find out who/what is actually behind pushing teh rektys to do this so they don't genocide an otherwise peaceful species? something like that is my guess.