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Post by ditkanate on Oct 21, 2020 15:55:14 GMT
for sure it does to me!@! this is one of my new favorite series!@! wait.. is this a series? if series then nothing.... hmm... ;pipe; it would appear we are accelerating the baleeshun rate. ;ooby; <-- this dumb forearm doesn't have like a devil grin person so i did what a could fine brother!@# Added 9/25/2012 "The Green Mile" by Stephen King LAST ONE OF 2012 BAYBEE!!!Another one I'm surprised you haven't read. Good chap show. Also a movie, which, if you haven't seen the movie... I think this is one of those where the movie is good enough you don't need to also read the book. So I guess I'm saying, either leave this on and read it at some point. Or just see the movie. IT IS A TIP THAT TOOOOMMM HAUNNKKSSAHHH1@#$@#$$#@ :B Added 2/27/2013 "The Bonfire of the Vanities" by Tom WolfeI guess this is a classic. Some people really really really love it. Some people really don't. I know it doesn't SOUND like it would be my cup of tea, but also know that that doesn't necessarily mean anything. Is Tom Wolfe someone that everyone should read once? Don't know that either. If you decide to keep this, godo and fine brother, let me know what you think. if keeping it on the list ever actually also means reading it!!@#@# oh one more note, apparently the movie they made out of this is TRBL and should not be consumed or viewed as any sort of referendum on the booko itself. tia hth. Added 2/27/2013 "The Winter of our Disconnect" by Susan Maushartat first glance i was wondering how a seemingly random 3.57 star booko ended up on ur list.... then my ;pipe; kicked in and i noticed something interesting. i gave this book 4 stars which, if you follow my logic, means i read it at some point. ;pointstohaid; then it clicked wad this book is!~ some lady gets tired of her and her kids all being on the fonez and tekknologies and so she takes it all away!@# for six months or a year or something. even like tv and stuff was a no no. it was a quick read that i enjoyed and remember it kinda resonating with me. but i had teens at home at the time. not sure if you'd like it or if i would even like it now. it was written in 2010 so not sure how it holds up in 2020... i think that's a long winded BALEET!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 22, 2020 0:15:19 GMT
for sure it does to me!@! this is one of my new favorite series!@! wait.. is this a series? if series then nothing.... hmm... ;pipe; it's just like a series! :stuburn: you sure did a could fine brother. more than anyone probably. oh, i've seen the movie, just not done the reading of teh book ovur dare. but, i guess you'er saying i dun has to so, sweet! forget it!@ tho i do think i'd enjoy it. i liked the movie... nah, delete! dana carvey bush voice: not gonna do it!@ wow, horrible. i don't know what the hell this is doing on here. I'm not gonna read that crap!@#! :giantrolleyes:
oh yeah! i remember all that basically. you are right! that was a long winded maleet, or baleet. some kind of delete cuz the answer is gone!@#!#
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 22, 2020 16:04:04 GMT
you sure did a could fine brother. more than anyone probably. ;vernoog; i bet other people wouldn't even know how!!@# smh yeah the book and movie don't really differ so yeah it's a good book but there isn't really any of the usual YEAH THE MOVIE WAS GOOD BUT YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOK IT'S SO MUCH BETTER!@# more like, movie good. book good. BOTH good. but yes, baleeeet@#$@$#@$# for some reason this made me chuckle! not gonnnnna doooit. wouldn't be PRUDENT. at this. juncture. OH MAN WE ARE ROLLING NOW GODOEST OF ALL THE GODO CHPAS@#$$@#@#$@$# We've knocked 30 bookos off ur list! AND THAT'S EVEN WITH ADDING SOME ON!@#$@# enough reviewing of where this series stands... time to look to the future! the future of what? the future of a could brother BALEESHUNS OF COARSE!@#@##@$ Added ahh, a quick note! the disconnected winter buk is NOT, i repeat NOT currently showing as baleeted!@# *sirens and alarms* PLEASE BALEET. I REPEAT. PLEASE BALEET. okimfinished Added 3/5/2013 "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad"ahh, the dark hearts. not to be trifled with. "Dark allegory describes the narrator's journey up the Congo River and his meeting with, and fascination by, Mr. Kurtz, a mysterious personage who dominates the unruly inhabitants of the region. Masterly blend of adventure, character development, psychological penetration ;leer;. Considered by many Conrad's finest, most enigmatic story." apparently some sort of classic. reviews are either 5 stars or 1 star. i tend to side with the one stars here unless you're trying to impress people with how smart and well read you are. well, of course YOU don't understand the turgid prose, it is an ALLEGORY of course. ;hugegiantrolleyes; but hey maybe you'd like it! ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 23, 2020 2:31:49 GMT
you sure did a could fine brother. more than anyone probably. ;vernoog; i bet other people wouldn't even know how!!@# smh i bet they don't!!! you are uniquely skilled fine godo brother! classic SNL! this pleases me. oh... that's the future baby!@! you can take that to the bank!@ oh man! can't have all this work be for nothing!@#! i flew over there and fixed this as fast as possible. mainly to shut those damn sirens off!!! I'm gonna ignore your little low brow joke there. This sounds like that famous movie. Up the Dumb Ol River? no... oh yeah! Apocalypse Now! Anyway, i'm over this whole classics phase! i find them usually disappointing and hard to read. buleet!@#!#
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 23, 2020 14:36:41 GMT
Previously, On "THE SERIES": oh... that's the future baby!@! you can take that to the bank!@ the OK bank? okimfinished superfrown inducing sirens are very effective!@# yeah, exactly... like, ehh... i guess apocalypse now is ok or whatever, but ehh... why on earth would i want to read a dense allegory booko about it? ;headscratch; THE ANSWER IS IT IS A TIP THAT I WOULDN'T!@#@#@$ Tonight's episode: Added 3/5/2013 "Never Let Me Go" by Kazuo Mishoagashshahahfrom the Booker prize winning author of Remains of the Day (;shrug;) comes something something, english boarding school, young woman something something... i dunno man. not feeling it!@@#@#$$#@ Added 3/5/2013 "Swamplandia!" by Karen Russellok karen. ;rolleyes; 2020 internets spice!@#$@#$ ok, hmm... swamplandia, is this like portlandia, but with swampentines? no idea. apparently karen russell is the celebrated twenty-nine-year-old author of the everywhere-heralded short-story collection St. Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves. EVERYWHERE HERALDED DO YOU HEAR THAT? i'm sure you did. since it was literally heralded everywhere. and you can't ignore a good herald. no idea how this got on your radar or why, but at least people seem to really not like this book. so that's good. ;dunno; Added 3/5/2013 "Night" by Elie WieselAnother one that i think is my fault. i read this on vacation i think. don't know why i decided too... you know, a little light true story holocaust survivor tale for da beach ovur dare. :\ so, i mean, it's a good book. but unless you are looking for a holocaust book, you can probably just pass. up to you.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 24, 2020 1:07:41 GMT
Previously, On "THE SERIES": oh man! i love this show! *puts on tv glasses and gets popcorn* the OK bank? okimfinished these smileys!@#! so worthless!@ yes, very! also, i really didn't want that book left in there! :nono: self! why the hell would i read this crap!@#! self good chap fine self!! you would not!! oh. ok. carry on fine self! so excited!@#!@# *grabs handful of popcorn again, not understanding where this came from. also, ANOTHER what it means to be human book! i know what it means, i've been doing it for too long now! i'm with you on this one. PASS!! what in tarnation is going on over here!? why would anyone want to read this book? besides all the heralding. but the heralding appears to be for her short stories, not this crappy book that everyone hates! :twak: old self! a big :twak: indeed!! did you read the whole series? i see everyone loves it. a bunch of 5 starzers, including from our fine aunt Nan! but i can't be reading 3 books about the holocaust! just can't do it!!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 26, 2020 15:28:47 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON TEH SERIES OVUR DARE:Previously, On "THE SERIES": tv glasses? yes, very! also, i really didn't want that book left in there! :nono: indeed!@# some other bookos that maybe get left in by accident would be no big deal. THIS ONE? THIS ONE UNDERMINES THE VERY FABRIC OF YOUR ENTIRE LIST!@#$#@$$ WE JUST CAN'T HAVE IT!@#$@# *puts on want to read list* :B heloooo i've been human for MUCH longer than i'd have liked already!@#$ and i know wad it means!@# it means doing a whoooole bunch of ntg stuff and seeing and hearing and being around TONS OF OTHER NTG HUMANS AND AAHGGHFHSHFG$%!$#@%!$!$!$# *quietly baleets booko* ;lol; *some other book gets tons of heralding* ooohhh let's add this shitty non heralded book!!@# *pointstohaid* yeah, i did NOT read the whole series. didn't realize it WAS a series until we started THIS series!@# ;chuckle; i mean, how is a holocaust book a series!@#$ holocaust part 2, even more holocausty. i'm not sure we should be talking about this. :/ also as for the stars... i think it's one of those books where, you feel too bad for the guy to rate it low!@# ONE STAR!@# NOT ENOUGH ACTION!@#$@$#
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 26, 2020 17:29:05 GMT
TONIGHT'S EPISODE
Added 3/31/2013 "Bend, Not Break: A Life in Two Worlds" by Master Wu, woops i mean Ping Fu ;dunno;
so, the title immediately has me ;suspicious; that we are knee deep in another WAD IT MEENS 2 B HUMAN SAGA. *reads description and some reviews* huh. did NOT expect that!@# so this is supposedly a memoir of some chinese chick who escaped china and became successful in the US. ok, fine, i guess. then i proceed to scroll past MORE ONE STAR REVIEWS THAN I THINK I HAVE EVAR SEEN!@# :eyeshocksmiley: apparently since the booko came out, some *ahem* discrepancies, shall we say, have been found in her version of events. and people aren't happy or something. also, it just doesn't seem like something i wanna read anyway. but again! YOU DO YOU BROTHER!@#
Added 4/25/2013 "Tenth of December" by George Saunders
Highly regarded book of short stories that I rated 5 stars 7 years ago. i remember reading it. kind of. but boy. i'm reading some of these short blurbs about the stories and i'm like NOT ONE OF THOSE IS RINGING ANY KIND OF BELL!@# man do i suck! ;lol; anyway! APPARENTLY some version of my past self really enjoyed this so i guess leave it? ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 27, 2020 0:26:20 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON TEH SERIES OVUR DARE:oh man! i love this show! *puts on tv glasses and gets popcorn* tv glasses? the quoty system broke this thread, or we over quoted it or something. the answer is messed up! anyway, obviously, glasses you put on when it is TV time!! it's easier to tell you are watching TV when you aren't actually watching TV! :pointstohaid: wow, i guess that explains all those sirens! self isn't good at connecting thoughts and actions! :shh: if it hears us it might not leave. also, we probably have an even better idea of what being a human is than this book or the author and crap!@ your human story probably sucks just like all you people!@#! the negative reviews for this book, even by people who loved the heralded crap was quite astonishing. I don't think i was looking at reviews back when i was adding crap. i appeared to just add stuff willy nilly like some sort of ball hands with a clicker!! though, at that time my list was very short and my optimism about reading time disillusionally high!! this series has to be like a million times better than that holocausty one! lol! the protagonist was way to whiny!! 2 stars!! also, you're right! you have to rate this high! best bet is just not to read it! then you are safe! if anyone asks, OH! i plan too!! CONSIDER IT DONE!! :snicker:
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 27, 2020 1:11:58 GMT
TONIGHT'S EPISODEAdded 3/31/2013 "Bend, Not Break: A Life in Two Worlds" by Master Wu, woops i mean Ping Fu ;dunno;so, the title immediately has me ;suspicious; that we are knee deep in another WAD IT MEENS 2 B HUMAN SAGA. *reads description and some reviews* huh. did NOT expect that!@# so this is supposedly a memoir of some chinese chick who escaped china and became successful in the US. ok, fine, i guess. then i proceed to scroll past MORE ONE STAR REVIEWS THAN I THINK I HAVE EVAR SEEN!@# :eyeshocksmiley: apparently since the booko came out, some *ahem* discrepancies, shall we say, have been found in her version of events. and people aren't happy or something. also, it just doesn't seem like something i wanna read anyway. but again! YOU DO YOU BROTHER!@# again, what the hell? did i even read these descriptions or anything before clicking add?!! Just, PING FU!@ WHOO!@ HE SOUNDS AMAZING!@# WHOO!@ ADDITY ADD ADD!@#!@ i guess that's how i picture my past self! sounds like a keeper to me! i like short story collections for the most part. so, yeah, in some future time i can read this and then i can not remember it at all a few time increments later! :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 28, 2020 16:44:25 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON "SERIES": obviously, glasses you put on when it is TV time!! it's easier to tell you are watching TV when you aren't actually watching TV! :pointstohaid: ohh!! now i get it. for you and other people easily knowing when you are watching tv!!@# duh!@# i'm so dumb sometimes. :B ;dumdedoodah: add add addity add ADD#@!#@$$#@ BOY!@# future me sure is going to have a lot of fun and time and reading and will know the most about human being and humanity hasing and stef than anyone evar maybe!@##$ OH WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE A BOOKO??? *ADD@!#@$#@$#@i guess that was past u! it is on my list! DESPITE how whiny and complainy the protagonist is!@# at least that's what i've heard on teh street when i ask street people about this sweet series!@#$#@ maybe you should leave it on ur list, you know, FOR SAFETY REASONS!!@#$ ;floet;; ;pst; don't tell anyone. but the bolded part of ur quote up there made me laugh so hard i had to go the bathroom and get ahold of myself ;worried; i hope i don't get arrested soon! I GAVE THE BOOKO FIVE STARS WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME!@#@# PING FU!@ WHOO!@ HE SOUNDS AMAZING!@# now, i am willing to grant your past self that "PING FU" does sound like and interesting something!@# GREAT name!@# PINGFU!@# whoo!@# also it's a woman but whatever. TINY SHORT INCREMENTS!@# ;highfive;
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 28, 2020 20:03:27 GMT
TONIGHT'S EXCITING EPISODE:Added 4/25/13 "Pastoralia" by George Saundersit is a tip that another collection by the previous author!@# it is on my list, since my past self rated the forgettable stories in tenth of dec as 5***** then my self said LET'S READ THE NEXT ONE!@# you know... sometime. maybe 7+ years from now i will feel like it!@# so, i'm leaving it on MY list, but maybe you want to read tenth of december and then decide for yourself whether u wanna add another saunders booko to ur find and wonderful list of bookos!@#$ Added 4/25/2013 "Nemesis" by Isaac Asimov i dunno. it's an asimov novel that is perfectly ok. i gave it 3 stars, which for me and asimov is about a rating as he can get! now, this may be difficult to believe but i don't actually remember a lot about the actual BOOK, but, i do remember that i gave it 3 stars. and by remember i mean just saw it on bookreads ovur dare.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 29, 2020 10:03:30 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON "SERIES": i'm so dumb sometimes. :B :applerub: yes, you've nailed it! that was exactly past me! and we are wading through the evidence and it is ironclad!! ... kinda mushy and gross for iron. this reminds me of a horrible SNL skit where whatshisname from parks and rec gets arrested for saying bad things about La La Land. a pretty horrible skit, but also pretty accurate if horrible internet people ran the police! that's how little i was paying attention back then! i barely looked at anything and just clicked the add! PING FU?! DONE!@# there was no other looking. certainly not research about the gender of the authoer!@#!@# certainly not big ones!! ... leave those to Tony. :snicker;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 29, 2020 10:13:45 GMT
TONIGHT'S EXCITING EPISODE:Added 4/25/13 "Pastoralia" by George Saundersit is a tip that another collection by the previous author!@# it is on my list, since my past self rated the forgettable stories in tenth of dec as 5***** then my self said LET'S READ THE NEXT ONE!@# you know... sometime. maybe 7+ years from now i will feel like it!@# so, i'm leaving it on MY list, but maybe you want to read tenth of december and then decide for yourself whether u wanna add another saunders booko to ur find and wonderful list of bookos!@#$ LEEAAVEE!@#@!# it is for sure a booko. and, i don't see a real reason to delete it. I am down to 225 after all! i'm feeling flush with space!! Hmm. a bit of a tougher call. with you not adding much in the way of insight or helpfulness. more like, YES BROTHER!@ THIS IS ANOTHER BOOKO! HOPE THIS HELPS!@# anyway, i'm intrigued cuz it's one of the last books he published before his demise. i will keep it and read it in, WHO KNOWS HOW MANY time increments.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 29, 2020 15:24:56 GMT
WELCOME TO YOUR FAVORITE DAILY SHOW, "PREVIOUSLY ON SERIES"i feel like i'm doing like a talk soup kind of show!@# recapping horrible things and making horrible jokes about horrible things and also recaps!@#$@#$#@ who decided this evidence was iron? *yuck*!@# i could have SWORN iron was hard and metaly, this is like slimy poop vomit marsh evidence!!@#$@# but! still convincing!! also seinfeld "making out during schindler's list" spice!!@# i vaguely recall that skit. most of them are pretty horrible. INTERNET POLICE: HAY! U DIDN'T USE MAH PRONOUN!@# OFF WITH HIS HEAD!@$#@#$$#@@#$ shit i think i'm in trubs again :worried: ay oh!@# if da increment beez tiny it ain't fo tony ya no waddamean? AY OH!@#$@#$@ :\ i don't see a real reason to delete it. I am down to 225 after all! i'm feeling flush with space!! OH MAN IT'S SO ROOMY IN HERE!@# i guess that's you in your to-read list!@# it's like you moved out of a tiny house into a legit 1 bedroom home!@# well, or maybe a smaller room increment than that. it's like you added a cupboard to ur tiny home!@# OMG I NEED TO FILL DAT BISH!@# man ur horrible wow. brother! let me point out! that this! this right here!! IT IS A BOOKO AND ALSO ON UR LIST!@# BEST OF LUCK AND WISHES!!!@# not sure wad u would do without me!@# also!! also the time increment in which you will read this booko is the kind of time increment Tony can really get behind!@# AND IT IS A TIP THAT THE ANSWER IS LARGE OH AY!@#$@$
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 29, 2020 20:56:07 GMT
Series Continues Tonight!
Added 5/27/2013 "The Chrysalids" by John Wyndham
Post apocalyptic society spice!@# genetic mutations from nukyuler fallout peeps get kilt or something i dunno can't remember but liked it i guess! you'll have to ask past me for further details!@# ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 31, 2020 0:40:02 GMT
WELCOME TO YOUR FAVORITE DAILY SHOW, "PREVIOUSLY ON SERIES"i feel like i'm doing like a talk soup kind of show!@# recapping horrible things and making horrible jokes about horrible things and also recaps!@#$@#$#@ i'm pretty sure that IS a talk show. it's just a talk show typed out. well, time to continue on through the evidence bog. the internet mob is kind of like the horrible queen of hearts from alice in wonderland. tony is getting into all our threads! at least they'll be clean. i guess. OH MAN IT'S SO ROOMY IN HERE!@# i guess that's you in your to-read list!@# it's like you moved out of a tiny house into a legit 1 bedroom home!@# well, or maybe a smaller room increment than that. it's like you added a cupboard to ur tiny home!@# OMG I NEED TO FILL DAT BISH!@# man ur horrible wow. well!@ you can't have empty cupboards!@! :stuburn: they could be any size increments!@# we don't know!@ who knows how tiny they might be!@#!@ :stuburn: TONY!@# LEAVE THOSE ALONE!@ THOSE ARE TINY1@#! they loog purty big tah me bows! Series Continues Tonight!Added 5/27/2013 "The Chrysalids" by John WyndhamPost apocalyptic society spice!@# genetic mutations from nukyuler fallout peeps get kilt or something i dunno can't remember but liked it i guess! you'll have to ask past me for further details!@# ;hyper; hmm, i don't think i actually want to read this. unless you can come up with a more compelling argument, it's getting buleeted!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 2, 2020 18:36:51 GMT
AS SEEN ON PREVIOUSLY BY, SERIES: :\ tony is getting into all our threads! at least they'll be clean. i guess. hey! did we TELL you to clean this thread? GO ON GIT! gotta keep a tight leash on that tony character. SURE brother... sure, those increments could definitely be really small. ;hugegiantrolleyes:;;;; if we believe in the multiverse then i GUESS there MIGHT be one universen out there where you get things done and read and stuff.... *the terminus comes in and immediately towns that horrible universe* i tried to ask past me if he had a better argument for you but he was pretty uncooperative. kind of a cockbite tbh. so i guess the answer is BALEESHUN!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 2, 2020 19:48:28 GMT
AND TONIGHT THE STORY CONTINUES WITH ANOTHER EPISODE:
Added 6/21/2013 "Gone Girl" by Gillian Flynn
I'm curious if you know anything about this book before i type up my own words about it. [pauses for mo to think] it is a HUGE bestseller and ehh pretty sure this was also made into a movie... holdup. yes, 2014 movie starring bend assfleck. but none of that means you have heard of it outside of me hasing it on my list. i gave it 4 stars, and i remember it being an enjoyably fast read. probably give it 4.5 stars if you could do half stars. just a fun exciting book about some horrible people!@# so, unless you wanna just watch the movie or whatever, i say leave it. i have no idea if the movie does the book justice or not, i hasn't seened it.
Added 6/22/2013 "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World" by Sean Carroll
whew! that's a mouthful. :chewdark: ok, so... i guess a book about the hadron collider thing and physics and physicists looking for teh higgs boson and other science types of words and ideas! written by someone good at writing about such things for morons like people!!@# i dunno, i suppose it sounds semi interesting. but you have suppressed your curiosity about higgses and bosons and universes and things for 7 years now, HOW CURIOUS COULD YOU ACTUALLY BE!@# maybe if it was the higgs bosom amirite ;leer;
Added 6/22/2013 "Letter's to a Young Scientist" by Edward O. Wilson
dearest young scientist of thine upon thine good self. dost thine remember beingst young and in love with thine science? ahh those be the days of thine youthentine. so, not sure why u wanted to read this, other than i guess you went on a science book adding kick on this day for whatever reason. but this review summed up what i'm pretty sure my take would be.
MORE LIKE THANKFULLY IT WAS A NO READ AMIRITE!@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 3, 2020 1:06:11 GMT
AS SEEN ON PREVIOUSLY BY, SERIES: hey! did we TELL you to clean this thread? GO ON GIT! gotta keep a tight leash on that tony character. OK bowz! *goes back to some other thread and scrubs DDs i guess. so i do a bunch of stuff and get all kinds of sweet stuff done and read a million amazing books and then bam i'm crucified and hung upside down and get gangrene and stuff. and i guess i hang there and think about how i should have done less. that's pretty much how i remember him!@#!@# :hyper: AND TONIGHT THE STORY CONTINUES WITH ANOTHER EPISODE: get those tv glasses out!@#! no idea!@#! :hyper: this sounds exactly like a book that i will leave on my list forever and not read. you are SO right sir! anyway, maybe today's whole episode is on a theme where it is books i leave on my list forever and ever to not read. brother you are right about everything. my past self and his kick. the accurate take on this horrible book. all of it. also, this ruins today's streak of leave in list. BULLETETWER!!@#!@#@!
gettin down there. 223 bookos to read!@#! and, i'm no futurologist or anything, but i'm pretty sure there will be a few more deletions in our completely unpredictable future!
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