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Post by ditkanate on Nov 16, 2021 14:14:21 GMT
that sounds right to me! OH! AYE!@ WE'RE THE BEST! EVERONE ELSE SUKS! OOHH!@ ANGELA!@! that is totally them! oooohhhhh nyc greatest city on planetz if you'z ken livs heah u ken livz anywhere!@# *goes to some small town* AY OH OH AY WARES DUH STAREBOOKZ! I NEEDZES ME VEGAN GLUTEN FREE OATS MILK!@#$ ;ballhands;;; if you steal authority's ablum you get locked away in a turkish prison for the rest of your days!@#$ true! thanks desiccation! my friends were very considerate for disscating themselves into paperlike husks. *tost* *the new astrophage has big shoes* *he calls him charlie* ehh... maybe something about shirley temple? is this spice? ooohhh... matching brain damage! ;highfive; he thought that might work! ;hyper; i just had an idea for a football league... THE WSFL. i bet it would do better than the XFL thing they keep trying. ;stuburn; this seems to happen a LOT! it's like the author was told.. ok now remember, the average reader is dumber than a box of hair. so if you could give your main character brain damage and then talk himself through everything in extraordinarily tedious detail... it will help them follow along. you'll still lose a decent percentage of them but it's the only way. you see... with a centrifuge... the force pushes you out AWAY from the center... see. so, you see, what we'll have to do is flip the..... OH FFS JUST DRAW THESE RETARDS A PICTURE!@#$ (we're in ch:8 now) oh wait, i had some centrifuge notes. so he has one of his detailed memory times and "EUREKA! TEH SHIP IS A CENTRIFUGE!" thads wad teh ring arounf teh outside was! also there's apparently a "centrifuge" screen up in the cockpit and i thought he went through all the screens earlier. ;suspicious; ALSO!@# WHEN HE CRANKS THE CENTRIFUGE UP HE FORGETS ABOUT GRAVITY.... AGAIN!@$#@#$@#$ also... if you want the centrifuge idea to be a "eureka"... is there a reason you put the picture of a centrifuge ship in the beginning of the booko, and not insertine it here? i don't get it. so the aliens don't use "lefty loosey righty tighty" on their stinky cylinders. and brain damage finally figures out how to open it. and then OF COURSE FORGETS TO TURN IT THAT WAY PUTTING IT BACK ON!@#$ it's like the author goes out of his way to make sure we remember this guy is a moron. hey at least teh aliens tosted the next one into his airlock hole! good thing, since he wasn't exactly primed and ready to catch it when they tosted it faster. ;facepalm;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 17, 2021 13:53:17 GMT
that is totally them! oooohhhhh nyc greatest city on planetz if you'z ken livs heah u ken livz anywhere!@# *goes to some small town* AY OH OH AY WARES DUH STAREBOOKZ! I NEEDZES ME VEGAN GLUTEN FREE OATS MILK!@#$ ;ballhands;;; :drool: :worried: all the more reason for it to be weird that he dressed them! wouldn't their skin fall apart while he was doing it?
just, no. i'm out!
spice mistress? any insight? space spice mistress? we're brain damage twinsees@!# WHEEEE!@#!@ *collide heads and it gets worse* :B he seemed to have! maybe he just didn't use the right command word. :dunno: announcer: OH! it was clear he dropped the ball from the shear smell on that one.
maybe they say that in a game or whatever. and other better stuff too probably. maybe with more excitement than what i typed up!
no, put the picture in the beginning! THEY'LL NEVER FIND IT IN THE END OR MIDDLE!@#!@!# HAVE U LEARNED NOTHING OF THEIR SHEER ROCK HARD STUPIDITY!@#@!# ? :twak:
is that his publisher or something? :dunno:
brother, brain damage. hello!@#@!#
i was getting irritated over and over at how there isn't any instructions for anything on the ship. not even in the library of a million books!@#! like nothing. eh... i feel like documentation would be useful for a lot of reasons and here is another one that you have found! THE ANSWER IS COMA AMNESIA/BRAIN DAMAGE!@#@!# i mean, it doesn't have to be the best manual ever written. like i know they were in a hurry. but a quick start guide with a few essentials could have been done.
SO! you got yourself a shiny new space ship huh? well, let's get this beauty started up and you can get going on your first space mission!! *there's a friendly drawing of an anthropomorphized moon or something*
sometimes i feel like this author is just fucking with us. like your idea of an alien canister is that it screws the other way... Eh. wow. you really racked your brain to come up with something on that one! i guess you spent all your brain power on the astrophage idea and didn't have much left for the other aliens. holy shit are they throwing another?! oh man. i didn't think this super fast canister tosting through!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 17, 2021 14:27:56 GMT
all the more reason for it to be weird that he dressed them! wouldn't their skin fall apart while he was doing it? just, no. i'm out! ew! maybe their husks are more like paper mache (papier mache?) covered balloons! so they're light and easy to move but the skin is tough and leathery and not flaky at all. is she here? i dun see her. BWAIN DAMAGE BWAN DAMAGE we chant as we smash our heads together over and over. maybe highfive again. :B :B gotta bring that one in no matter the smell! that's what the wsfl is all about! smh. editor or publisher for sure, yes. except putting it at the beginning we are now like WAD THOWZ PIKKCHRS B ABOWT EYE FURGET well they gave him access to the temperature inside a goats ass, what else would he possibly need? (103.4 degrees) exactly! even if all 3 of the crew survive the coma times... they might not be super sharp upon awakening! HERE'S A GET YOU UP TO SPEED PRIMER!@# there should be all KINDS of failsafes and redundancies built into this thing. IT'S A HAIL MARY LAST CHANCE FOR HUMANITY COVER ALL UR BASES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!@# heck for all we know there is a very easy to read manual sitting in the cockpit and he isn't noticing it. uhhh... it's also stinky and made of xenon!@#$@$#@# ;usehaid; *hops into his suit and pukes in it* ;hyper; CHAPTA 9:more talking down to the readers (by reader i mean me. and you. and whoever else reads this) so he's talking through deciding if it's a good idea to go meat the mrs. opps i mean meat the aliens. and he says "this is the interstellar equivalent of a stranger offering me candy. I want the candy (information) and I don't know the stranger." FFS!@# YOU DON'T KNOW THE STRANGER? NO SHIT THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A STRANGER#@aaaghghggh$%%$@$#%@#$%@#$%@#$ whew that was a rough aggravation cloud. anyway, if you're bound and determined to talk down to us and EXPLAIN what "taking candy from a stranger" means, how about say something like this: "but in this case the candy is info and the strangers are ammonia cylinder tosting aliens." i don't know why this stuck out to bug me so much but it did! so he does some basic math stuff and figures out the original temp of the stinky tosting toob and it is very hot! which i guess to him means OBVS THIS IS NON WATER BASED ALIEN LIFE! *i was right jig* seems like a bit of a leap to me... but i'm not a middle school genius so i guess he must be right. also their ship hull robot guy waved at him. that was nice. so then they connect their ships with a space tunnel thing... and he pressurizes his side with by leaving the airlock open so it has air n' stef in it.... ehh.. and then takes off his EVA suit? seems a bit presumptuous! perhaps a little caution around these VERY HOT AMMONIA ALIENS! but maybe that's just me.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 18, 2021 13:48:14 GMT
ew! maybe their husks are more like paper mache (papier mache?) covered balloons! so they're light and easy to move but the skin is tough and leathery and not flaky at all. still sounds pretty gross to me!@#! pass!@#!@# SPACE SPIIICEEE MIISTREEESSSSDSFSDFS!@#!@#!@ we scream *she hides bigtime!
this had me laughing bigtime. cuz it's so unrealistic! probably! maybe this will be big when smellovision becomes the next big thing. :dunno:
SECOND QUARTER!@#@! OOHH! THAT'S ROTTEN BACON QUARTER! SOME PLAYERS REALLY STRUGGLE WITH THIS ONE.
WAD DEZ SHOOP LUK LUK?!@#! EYE NET NO!@# HELPENTINE!@#
readers apparently
well they gave him access to the temperature inside a goats ass, what else would he possibly need? (103.4 degrees) have you completely forgotten all your training?! well we has u covered! cartoon astrophage guides them through engine shutdown with a helpful tip about maybe not hasing shit out everywhere!@ which, quite frankly is ridiculous anyway! what does this guy's lab look like?!@#! does he just leave shit out everywhere?!@#! wtf!@# gah!@
also, i'm sure there is a manual he isn't seeing. he is not good at seeing!@ it's like we went to opposite booko times!@#@! from an all seeing book to a book with no seeing!@#!
right right. totally new and different and amazing. i gotta blow through these chapters with as little thinking as possible!@ :jkgayread: completely thought the same thing! the things this guy is deciding are fact based on almost no information reminds me of his shitty ass paper that everyone hates because it and he is stupid!@#@!# i am a bit curious about these aliens. though cautious cuz this book and author sucks ass! again, i thought the same thing!~ YOU'RE TAKING OFF YOUR SUIT!@?? WTF?! REMEMBER UR STUPID HOT AMONIA FOOTBALL??!! THERE IS NO WAY WHAT'S BEYOND THIS COLORFUL DOOR IS ULTRA HOSPITIPAL TO YOU! BUT YOU'LL BE FINE IN YOUR FUCKING SUIT!@# GOD DAMMIT I HATE YOU!@@! can't wait for chapter 10.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 18, 2021 15:39:07 GMT
still sounds pretty gross to me!@#! pass!@#!@# smh makes me think you've never had a real friend in your life. ;disappointed; this place we are in feels..... familiar. almost like home. 100% unrealistic! *someone pokes their head in* hey what are you guys doing in here? us: JUST SMASHING OUR BWAIN DAMAGE HEADS TOGETHER! WE IS BWAIN DAMAGE TWINSIES!!@# ;hyper; ;usehaid; ;rolleyes; *resumes haid smashings* brother! get the rotten buffalo wings cooking before halftime!@#$ ;hyper; sounds like a reader to me!@# WAYT, HE IZ IN SHOOP? ;hedscrutch; oh so the cartoon astrophage is like the MSOffice paperclip? ;hyper; he didn't even have anything to be labbing about yet at that time either!@#$ hmm... better get all this equipment out, i'm gonna need it! you know. later! :B oh man! the people from the timeball book would being seeing SO MUCH STUFF RIGHT NOW!@#$ (and then sailing past it) oh man. if you had an issue with the screwtop canister... i'm wondering how you're going to feel about their odometer like clock in chpt 10!@#$ ;ph3ar; DAHHHH!@# WAD R B STRANJER? OHHH THENK U RITER 4 SPLAIN 2 ME SEW EYE KEN JEST REED ALOWNG N NETT THINKY THONK 2 MUCH!@#$ ;whew; wait wait wait... you hired THIS GUY!@# THE NON WATER BASED LIFE FORM MORON!@#$@$# ;snooked; i guess that's everyone in the project except Authority. ALSO!@# didn't he JUST have this heat / life theory blown out of the water (;snicker;) by the astrophages? THEY LIVE ON THE FUCKING SUN AND HE THOUGHT THEY MUST NOT BE WATER BASED BUT THEY ARE@$%@%^@^%@^% fuck. two posts in a row with aggravation clouds! well. buckle up for chapata 10 buckaroo! I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS BOOK AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR AND IS!@#$@$# *merrily turns to chapter 10* SPEAKING OF CHAPTER 10....... CHAPATA 10: MAK TAK PAK PAK GIKKY!lots of faceless spider triangle hand alien spice! you know, it's a good thing these aliens are really smart and good at fashioning stef out of their xenonite, cuz otherwise methinks them and whoever the fuck the main character is (grace?) i dunno i think i'll call him gilly, would just be standing there waving at each other and chopping up the hulls of their ships! :B *waves* :B i guess the alien is "Rocky" :B with the pronouns of he/him until we hear otherwise. so that's good to know. oh and he sing talks. and their numbers look very much like numbers or greek alphabet or something. and they have a clock. i guess this author is going for "rockspider aliens would still have human stef as the need to tell time is vital to life" or some such.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 19, 2021 16:18:19 GMT
CHAPTER 11: some more haid using times as he sends over a tape measure that will instantly have pieces melt off in the blast furnace of eridian atmosphere. at least rocky had fun with it! i really didn't expect it to be that big of a hit! it's like he was a cat with a piece of string or something!@# *flashback to court times* WE ASSERT PROJECT HAIL MARY HAS OVERSTEPPED ITS AUTHORITY!@#$ Authority: ;nyd; jokes on u cuz that's unpossible ;stuburn;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 21, 2021 14:06:18 GMT
smh makes me think you've never had a real friend in your life. ;disappointed; how do i know if i did!? it's like our comfort food. but instead of nourishing us it drains us of stuff i'm sure. i'm not sure what, but something. i can't find one that is exactly how i picture the person who walks in on us. but these are options.
man i love this season!@#@!# IZ THUS ARE CRUFT CURRIER?!@ :B OH, IZ THES SPUCE? YES, exactly perfect!
You appear to be about ready for zero g. Astroclippy recommends that you put all ur stef away and maybe strap in!! TIA@!#
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i know! it was like he ransacked the lab like it wasn't his problem. BUT EVERYTHING IS HIS PROBLEM!@#!@ yeah, they definitely wouldn't be playing with toys in an alien spaceship tube thingy!@#! that was fine. how else would it go? this rocky alien is somehow both brilliant and also sort of retarded at the same time. a weird combo. also, now i'm even dumber cuz he didn't even explain strangers right!@#@! now i don't even know what that is!
we're all dumber for having listened to you.
AH HAAHH!@!# NO WAY ROCKY IS FILLED WITH WATER!@# COULDN'T BE!@ HOLD ON ROCKY. i'm going to go write an updated paper!@#
i mean, i'm sure he will be right about rocky not being water because this is a dumb ol book where the author is giving the main stupid character redemption or some crap. but in reality these would totally be juicy water filled rock aliens BIGTIME!@#@!# OH i only read strapped in godo chpa!@#! i feel like that is just... how i read now. :B yes, the aliens are doing all the work! they build the tunnel. give all the brilliant insights. dumbo (i think that's our main character) just sticks his face to the hot wall the aliens make and then explains to us for a few paragraphs how he can't help himself cuz he just wants to see so bad!@#! i just can't refer to some rocky spidery alien as ma'am!@#@!# wtf!@
but i would have enjoyed that. excuse me ma'am? could you stop playing with my taper measure with glee for one second and notice that it's for super sweet measuring!@#!# :angry:
maybe. who knows! i know there was more brutal explains going on. why did he have to count the eridians clock right then and there. like, you don't have time for some of this crap later?
that was a bit strange. what i was referring to above.
authority can't not have some amount of authority!? IT'S HER GOD DAMN TITLE!@#!
also, eh, how did he have a flashback of something he wasn't present for... :B it was just stratt in court!@#@!# wtf!@ is this author even trying?!@#! omg!@
a lot of pointless crap. like talking about how the tape measure is metric and blah blah. no one cares!@ also, it's a science vessel!@# of course the tape measure is metric!@#! FFS!@#
how about this fine fine sentence. "In my atmosphere, rubber that hot would burn."
OH!@ :B TEL UZ UTHUR! :B EZ MULTID ROOBUR HOOT!@#!/?? :B TELL US CUZ WE DUN NO!@#!@# :B
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 22, 2021 16:16:17 GMT
how do i know if i did!? what little time we have left in this world? WARE IZ BUK HAPPUN? HTH! maybe astroclippy adds that. *ransacks everything* *puts on the wrong person's jumpsuit* :B *they sail past tau ceti and return to earth* WELL, ARE WE SAVED!!@ ehhh... ;dunno; we saw tau ceti, does that help? hey rocky, how are you really smart but also dumb, question? jeez! i didn't realize reading this book was gonna make me even dumber!@# WELL!@# THIS STINKS!@# rocky is basically a spider water balloon! who loves a ton of atmospheric pressure and ammonia i guess. READING IS A SLOW GRINDING ANNOYING CHORE I DO WHERE I STAB MY EYEBALLS WITH THESE HORRIFIC AUTHORED WORDS!@#$ *adds a few hundred more books to my list to read before death mercifully ends the pain* *dumbo's face is melted off* all worth it tho! i saw a triangle hand claw thing!@# *facemeltjig* HELO MA'AM PLZ MEZUR SUMTHNG ALREDDY!!@# *rocky plays with the melted rubber ooze goo* *i guess they are saving their species* HELO HOW ELSE CAN HE TELL HIM HOW LONG HE'S GONNA SLEEP! ;usehaid; WELL MAYBE IT WAS ON THE NEWS YOU EVER THINK OF THAT!~@#$@# ROCKY WILL HAVE AN EASIER TIME WITH BASE 10 MEASUREMENTS HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS!@#$ WARE EYE CUM FRUM HOOT STEF BURNZ!@# :B GODO CHAPATA 12!
rocky: you talk to you, question? dumbo: yes i talk to myself rocky: humans are unusual dumbo: INDEED GODO CHPA! and you two yahoos are the last hope of the universe! i wouldn't hire you to be my latex saleseman!@#$ oh hey would u watch me sleep? thx, i know that's not weird or creepy at all. GODO CHPA 13!AHAHAHAH STOOPID ROCKY NETT EVEN NO WAD RADIATION IS!@@#$$#@ i like how dumbo's first instinct is that it somehow means rocky is stupid. WELL MAYBE THEY CAN'T HEAR RADIATION U EVER THINK OF THAT!@#$ ;twak;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 23, 2021 13:53:44 GMT
what little time we have left in this world? yes, that's the ticket. look, the space spice mistress provides the spice! we have to provide the meat!@# well, flashbacks are confusing! :stuburn: *he's our genius who's going to save the world
i feel like you basically say this down below.
it was very stary. maybe they add that. i wondered if maybe he is just a kid. that's what it feels like. me neither! i gotta hold on to all the undumbness i can!@#! yes! that is exactly right! like some horrible clown twisted him up!@#! well, what else am i gonna do?!@# NOT READ?!@#?? :hugestgiantestrolleyesevar:!@# melted face skin flying!@ all worth it!@#
they're getting there! they have to bond first!@
*he's just hasing flashbacks of watching tv* :B also, he says that we use base-10 because of our fingers. this is not provable. people say that. and some people think it is obvious. but we don't actually know why the base 10 started.
i personally think the fingers thing is dumb. dah! we cun only count wif fungur!! :B i guess in my mind the fingers don't really help with the wrap around. they help a ton with a REACH around!@! :leer:
oohh!! where YOU come from. i see. WE COME FROM THE SAME PLACE GOD DAMN IT!@#!@#
in my atmosphere... ffs.
well you have to has people watch you sleep!@! that's pretty weird!@# not to mention ur a water-balloon spider!@#@! i guess we both think that all civilization is doomed. and also the we must watch each other sleep is weird as fuck.
rocky: it is better. :stuburn:
also, very inefficient!! hello you two dipshits!@#!@ you've got saving to do!@#@!
note from 12: i'm no musician or whatever, "but after you hear a chord a hundred times, you tend to remember it."
i feel like the author has said that basic thing with different subjects like 5 -10 times! like this guy has to justify every god damn things he says he knows or can do. ok, you can understand the spider music talking to you. that's fine@!# you don't have to... ahhh, the aggravation cloud swoop.
yeah, i suppose they CAN'T hear it!! also, the apparently never had any trouble with it until they decided to go flying to tau ceti!@# this guy. he's the most assumy asshole i've ever readmet!@!# i didn't really take any notes for this chapter.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 23, 2021 16:49:55 GMT
look, the space spice mistress provides the spice! we have to provide the meat!@# why do i think she looks at our meat offerings and just ;disappointed;; he basically just hangs out and pals arounf with rocky. very starlike! hey would it help if we rubbed poop in our hair and towned? just tosting that out there. he's just playing with xenonite toys over there. *sits in chair blank staring and dronxing saisons and stef* wife: are you just going to sit there? you: yeah that's right (puddy voice) wife: you want a book or something? you: nah i'm good. just waiting to die. i feel like the author has abandoned the OH SNAP I'M REMEMBERING STEF shtick. but we aren't really supposed to notice. hey sbw, reach around my base with your 10 ;snicker; ;leer; MAYBE SOME ERIDIANS ARE READING THIS YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? NO! CUZ UR AN ANTI-ERIDIANITE!@#$#$@ oh man, i wish that had been dumbo's reply!@# ;hyper; this gets explained in 14 i guess. i suppose if it takes a few extra days or months to save everyone.... what does it matter. it takes 13 years for the hard drives to fly home!#@$@$# *waves at the aggravation clouds* HI! i love that the author thinks the reader will be like HEY WAIT A MINUTE!@# HOW IS HE TALKING TO ROCKY WITHOUT THE SPREADSHEET? ;suspicious; also he finally figures this owt in chpta 14. their atmosphere and magnets or something don't let any radiation hit their planet! so they didn't evolve with any radiation protection built in and this is literally the first spays shep they ever builted!!!@# rocky was just the lucky dumbjim water balloon behind their astrophage tanks!@$#$#@$#@ GODO CHPA 14! Amaze!ok so now authority is blowing up half of antarctica to buy some earth warmth time for teh hail mary! i know he's a hippy climatologist, but his woe is me act about releasing xtra greenhouse gases struck me as off. HAY, I KNOW A FEW BILLION PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!@# CLIMATE!@#$$#@ *pea* isn't the point of all the climate change stuff to keep earth from being eventually uninhabitable? i suppose some is also overall environmentalism, save teh whales and whatnot. but ehh... the astrophage cooling of teh climate is already gonna town all that stuff too... so what is he arguing about here exactly? also, again, apparently dumbo has to be there to witness the south pole nuking? i guess rocky is gonna come over and play! THANK!
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 24, 2021 13:55:13 GMT
why do i think she looks at our meat offerings and just ;disappointed;; we probably didn't even hand her meat. we just hold out, ehh, like some rotten cabbages and go aaahhh?? can't really blame him. he was a bit lonely. they both were. if they had a field to frolic in they would totally frolic! it's one of our specialties. it's kind of the only thing we do besides see. oh, we could do a small somewhat boring war too. he sure seemed like a kid with that tape measure!! :dunno: boy, you really make it sound pretty glorious! now i'm getting into it!
the one thing i'd be missing is this bliss i'm having now. now i'm having it.
eye right wut wunt! u reed! :stuburn:
andy i guess.
oh man! that would be a great line for like some mathematician chick!@! gosh. i might be. what is water-balloon, question? i don't know if that is an explanation. more like an excuse. but ok. HE BETTER HAVE THAT TAPED TOGETHER STUPID LAPTOP CONTRAPTION!@!#!@
speaking of which, how is flipping 2 taped together laptops around easier than hitting alt-tab?!@# just stupid!@ also, if it's not on the same machine you can't even copy paste!@# it makes no sense!@#@! makes sense. what's amaze? yeah, that was annoying me too. like, you now have an actual chance to save the world, for real. not just bitch about it and have everyone ignore you. so what's the problem? fuck sakes man. dumbo should have punched him in the nuts when he was crying! see, if he'd have punched the stupid climatologist it would have made sense! but no! man i feel like we are always better authors than the ones we're reading!@#@!# i think i haven't actually finished this chapter. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 24, 2021 17:23:01 GMT
we probably didn't even hand her meat. we just hold out, ehh, like some rotten cabbages and go aaahhh?? well!@# i don't hear any complaints from the wife!@#$@#$ ;stuburn; rocky can head back to earth and frolic in his ball in a field! i guess at that point we just tell them no thanks, run along. and we all wait for the planet to die. ;dunno; i suppose you could have a laptop by your chair and occasionally enjoy these spicy forearm times. i'm envisioning you on your back porch in decorah watching the river. honestly... sounds great! i mean, he's not wrong. *ten finger reach around commences post haste* not sure how much dumbo watching rocky sleep is impeding this rescue effort but apparently you think the answer is very much!!@# tho i'd think since rocky has been sleeping watcher free for 40+ years now (human scale cuz ur dumb) he'd be pretty used to it. even if he is paralyzed til he wakes up. christ on a cracker i didn't even think of that. don't worry he's networked them! or ehh.. you know. they're on a ship wide LAN with shareable cloud space. ;floet; BUT HOW DOES TAPING THEM TOGETHER HELP ANYTHING!@# I'D RATHER JUST HAVE THEM SIDE BY FUCKING SIDE!@$#@#$@$# what isn't amaze more like. also yeah i think you hadn't read as far as me, cuz you don't know wad eye tawk bout. see, in chapter fourteen rocky keeps saying AMAZE! THANK! and other sweet words. that would have warmed me up to dumbo a bit!~@#$ i guess the answer is everyone working on this project is on the same chinese aircraft carrier? seems like too much centralized risk to me!@#$ BUT WHATEVER I'M NOT AUTHORITY!@$#@@$# WEARY GODO CHPA 15!@#$ ok so dumbo figures out rocky weighs like 300 pounds. "You are very heavy." OH MAN! hope he doesn't take that to mean I think he's a fatty mcfattington who needs a diet!!@$#@$# :B yeah, i'm sure the space spider mercury balloon really gives a shit what he weighs!@#$@#$$#@ so, now rocky's moving in. so now we're basically reading an episode of the odd couple! rocky spice: How I detach tunnel, question? Me inside ball. You bad at math so always earth units. ;snicker; rocky is on board with this guy being dumbo
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 26, 2021 1:29:09 GMT
well!@# i don't hear any complaints from the wife!@#$@#$ ;stuburn; amaze.
but she picked it out! not same.
he'd love it!! so little gravity. you are basically describing my retirement!! this is my plan. damnit!@!@~ cussing! oh man!@ it's like she has 11!@#!@ :drool: valid points. for every hour he watches rocky sleep, 10 more humans DEAD!@#@!# probably!@#! yes!@ almost any solution would be better than the dumb thing he came up with!@ but, they don't call him dumbo for nothing!! amaze. also, dumbo has typed in all this translation himself! so HE'S decided rocky is saying amaze and sounding retarded and stuff!@# but that's just dumbo. projecting his own dumbo self onto rocky. i'm fine with it. but rocky didn't come up with the word amaze! i'm starting to like this numbnuts. unless you are 3 of the astronuts that aren't the other ones that you can't be with, or whatever. YOU'RE HEAVY!@#!@# *runs away and crys and pouts and stuff. i guess he was expecting maybe that. :B
this whole thing has been a booko improvement indeed.
i did enjoy rocky getting a bit upset! OF COURSE EARTH UNITS!@#! YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT MY UNITS CUZ UR DUMBER THAN ONE OF MY ARMS ALONE!@#!@# FFS!@#!@
i was a little annoyed again with dumbo here. like he was so shocked by how long rocky lives or whatever. OF COURSE HE LIVES LONGER. WTF!? HE'S PRACTICALLY A ROBOT!@ JESUS CHRIST! CALM THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY! *goes on and on about things in history that happened while rocky was alive. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 28, 2021 3:44:34 GMT
amaze. but she picked it out! not same. true. humans are amaze. wait, amaze compliment.... that wrong word. :pipe; yes yes yes! how menny fingrz u haz? valid! humans are amaze and dumbo both!@#$ oh man, rocky would be so mad if he knew how stupid dumbo was making him sound!@#$ HAY!@#$ I UNDERSTAND TENSES AND CRAP YOU STUPID FUCKING HUMAN!@#$@#$@#$ *pea* dumbo translation: bad bad bad! and yet we still ended up with old dumbo on the crew somehow... *rocky tells dumbo he has low mass* dumbo: ;leer; HE'S A ROCK! OF COURSE HE LIVES FOREVER!#$%!@#$ ;weary; chapter 16: dumbo names the planet.... "Adrian" [maximum ;rolleyes; ] and he watches rocky poop/eat (social discomfort)
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 28, 2021 14:05:34 GMT
true. humans are amaze. wait, amaze compliment.... that wrong word. :pipe; need word for humans being gross and doing things i would never do... it feels like hundreds!@#!@ :drool: i think so. weren't the book talking about 3 billion people being dead in like 19 years or something? the climatologist said that before he cried and stuff. mostly dumbo. mostly. exactly, I NOT SAY AMAZE!@ U TRANSLATE RIGHT!@#
dumbo's translation: *incoherent upset words*
i assume we'll learn this sometime when he flashbacks some news he was watching or some crap!@ i suppose the two screwing weird scientists. ... also, i bet any scientists reading this would be like, WTF?! when he's describing the sex and scientists are all dumb and awkward and stuff. they'd be all, we know you don't talk about sex to random people!@ sure, we do it in closets and stuff, but other than that, this is way off!@#!#@
anyway, i bet they screw something up with all there dumb ol screwing!@
let's see how soft all those hands you has are!@ put them to some good use!@# thank!!
seems a bit strange evolutionary developments on some of these things. but whatever. life is strange sometimes. but that was some weird ass poop/eating!@#
weird ass made me think of that norwegian comic. ismo or something. he does a whole ass bit.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 29, 2021 4:52:59 GMT
need word for humans being gross and doing things i would never do... need word human stupid dumb gross irrational weak and dumb and stupid. you have word, question? that was mentioned, but i'm not sure if the methane trick was supposed to save most of them? Or at least save the majority if dumbo can figure this crap out in time? rocky: whilst i do appreciate the sophistication of your human tools in providing us an avenue of communication, i must object to being portrayed in such a manner as not understanding basic tenets of speech! dumbo translation: HUMANS AMAZE! yes yes yes!! rocky: ;weary; indeed! probably find out they screwed each other to death in some weird sex experiment!@#$@#$ pssh. scientists, amirite? ;rolleyes; thank! aww man those hands are hard as hell!@@#$@#$ oh wait i has an idea. thank! oh me too! me too. ;no; ;dunno; Chapter 17: i guess this is the scientists screwing chapter. and rocky / dumbo find an astrophage predator arounf adrian. i guess. Chapter 18: dumbo is #2 on the project but too dumb to realize it and also isn't fucking stratt 🤦♂️ *everyone knows he's #2 and stratt wants to bone him bigtime* he sits around making the :B face and not fucking anyone. :B Beatle maker guy was pretty annoying! And dumbo and rocky are making a giant chain! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ a chain of xenonite rings or whatever to gather up the, ehh... you know, astrophage eating predator crap maybe.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 29, 2021 12:28:17 GMT
need word human stupid dumb gross irrational weak and dumb and stupid. you have word, question? yeah, we call those "people". i think it's just a stop gap. and i figure the peeps is still a dyin. plus, people are figuring on being fucked unless this hail marry comes back with some miracle! unless ur that idiot beetle guy. i suppose rocky isn't quite so impressed with us humans as dumbo's translations would lead us to buleev!! :B
*rocky whistles and beeps and stuff
dumbo: hmm, must be talking about how amaze i am... right! they died in glee probably. hmm, they aren't perfect for that... but, where there's a will there's a way!@ amiright there rocky!@~#?? *slaps him on his ball thing or something* rocky: whistles something along the lines about how he couldn't be less right in any way at all!@ dumbo: exactly!@# let's commence!#@
what?! okoikok. so finland. whatever! but i got the name right! :shocking:
maybe i got a little ahead of myself. well, but you read it so it's all good. of course it was rocky's idea that there must be a predator. dumbo just :B at the astrophage not being right. jesus christ this guy is dumb. i guess he's some sort of idiot savant maybe. or something. i'm not fully understanding what he is bringing to the table other than terrible alien translation skills. he was, but i read this before i got to that part so i was preconditioned to not like him! but, he was pretty horrible. not sure how you could like him. not sure why you would make them so small. like you have to go 10 km, maybe make a link a little longer than 5cm!@# but, whatever. a chain it is.
i'm sure it works fine. tho there will be some suspense thrown in of it maybe not working at first.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 29, 2021 17:06:41 GMT
yeah, we call those "people". thank! correct. there is definitely gonna be some amounts of death. just not sure it's billions. ;shrug; ;popcorn; i mean, what else could he possibly be saying!@#$ HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT RELATIVITY!@#$@$# STUPID FUCKING ROCKSPIDERBALLOON!@#$@#$ AMAZE INDEED MY FINE MANY HARD HANDED FRIENF!@# *unbuckles pants* *rocky whistles alarmingly* good stuff! those are good ass meatballs! when he said that it made me think of the disappointing lack of person meatballs in the dustvag book!@#$ ;hyper; anyway, thanks for the ismo tip! never seen nor heard of the man IN MY LIFE! THANK! :B HAY Y NETT PHAGGS RUT!@# i guess that's dumbo. mostly idiot. 98% idiot, 2% savant. keep in mind, apparently he's some sort of "no water alien" expert genius man. but he's stuck teaching middle school. hell, YOU can teach middle school for christ's sake!@#$ AND NOW YOU'RE #2 ON THE EARTH SAVING LAST GASP EFFORT!@#$ ICBTOB!!!@#$$#@ also, i too was surprised at the link size! is is just cuz all dumbo can imagine is like a paperclip chain? i guess 5cm is a little bigger than that but jeez louise!@# ;suspicious; of you reading ahead here how you worked that out i'm not sure... also SUSPENSE GALORE MY GODO CHPA!@# oh wait. Chapter 19: Suspense Galorei honestly can't believe part of the plan was for him to WALK ON THE SHIP UNDER 1.4 G'S OF GRAVITY!@#$ wtf. i struggle to envision the layout of his ship to where putting the chain where they did made sense. They couldn't put the winch spot closer to the airlock so he didn't have to WALK ON THE SHIP. I dunno. Oh well, it worked i guess. Other than melting some fuel tanks (he didn't think the metal on the ship could melt?) oh and now they're all towned and rocky is dead so good job everyone!@$#@#$$% i mean, maybe rocky isn't dead but that's wad this chapter tries to make us think. we'll see. if he IS dead... i'm wondering how dumbo is gonna manage to saved the Eridians... i guess he can shoot his beetle info back to earth and fly his towned ship to Erid and then.... what? send down a laptop that will get crushed by their atmosphere? ehh... shout at them from orbit cuz they can hear so gude? i dunno.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 30, 2021 13:15:22 GMT
i think at least 1 billion. hopefully there's a few horrible people in there. i guess a lot of problems if you can't see and only hear. and your planet shields everything from you so you can't even hearsee stuff. i guess i'm saying it's not there fault! and they're still way smarter than dumbo! dumbo: ah, the joy whistle. that's nice. i've been viewing many much comedian times. i really miss ol yakov!! i'll tell u what!
that sounds like almost an exact verbatim quote from the book when he was human sciencing them. and rocky is all, BOY!@ U HUMANS SURE ARE GOOD AT SCIENCE! HEY, HAVE U THOUGHT MAYBE THEY HAS PREDATOR!?/ :hugegiantspiderballoonrolleyes:!@#!@
i would be just as good, if not better than this jackass on this ship!@# tho it never would have occured to me to tape two laptops together like a true genius and also empty the entire contents of the ships storage onto various surfaces before going to zero g. :B one of the full size paper clips is totally 5 cm!@#! it made no sense! but, i guess why would dumbo all the sudden start making all kinds of sense making?!@ he wouldn't! he couldn't! it was real leap! :hyper: yeah, i couldn't picture any of this either. i guess it was the only place where they could put like 20 HUGE ROLLS OF FUCKING CHAIN THAT BARELY EVEN FITS OUT THE AIRLOCK!@
IT WORKED OUT?!@#!@ rocky's dead!@#@ oh the humanity!@# erm... well.. OH THE SPIDERANITY!@#!# i guess it did work in that they got their stupid sample. hopefully. yeah, i would think rocky should be able to come back. maybe he'll "sleep" for like 5 days or some crap and then wake up and be all, "were u watching me?!" :suspicous; i guess rocky is suggesting that his whole race is just as friendly and great as he is. so if dumbo bops over there the spiderballoons will make a quick tube tunnel to his ship and bop over and dumbo can wave and beep boop at them and they'll be all u speaka our language?! only it will be whistles and beeps and tunes and stuff. and they will beep tons of amazes and stuff but luckily won't know how dumb dumbo is making them sound in the translations until later when they visit earth and eventually work it out and will be all HEY!@ WAIT A MINUTE! WE NET SAY AMAZE!!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 30, 2021 16:32:38 GMT
i think at least 1 billion. hopefully there's a few horrible people in there. dearest lordentine, please killeth the worst billion of us. tia. hth amen. oh for sure! way smarter! they can't even hearsee anything and they built a fucking SPACESHIP!@#$#@$#@$ yes yes yes! i'm gettin there rocky just wait a sec!@#$$#@ u no wad thay say. een russia, comedian miss YOU! dumbo translation: you humans are so good at science! (actual translation: omfg i can't believe this is who i'm stuck with doing the science!@@#$$#@ ;screamears but with 5 hands snooking; ) WITHOUT THE TAPED LAPTOPS WE GOT NOTHIN!!#@$$@#@#$ ;smh; also if you liked the stuff flying arounf in zero g, just wait until they start barrel rolling!@#$#@$ ;hyper;; oh man, now i can't stop thinking about rocky being mistranslated and hating his fate. so he has the chain idea, but dumbo has to make the molds! so he makes a little 5cm mold and gives it to rocky to make the xenonite chain link! and rocky's like WTF MAN THIS IS TOO SMALL DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING LONG THIS IS GONNA TAKE!@#$#@$#@$ MAKE THEM BIGGER@$#$@# dumbo translation: thank! amaze! ;hyper; of course if rocky is dead i'm not sure how dumbo is gonna figure anything out with the sample!@#$$#@ *equipment is smashed* *rocky is daid* *he :B and stares at the sample ball* :B OF COURSE OF COURSE!@#$ ;floet;;; totally watched you sleep for 5 days. not sure how many beeps and boops there are, i thought it was just notes and tunes... GREETINGS CITIZENS OF EARTH! WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED AS AMBASSADORS FROM ERID AND ARE VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO MUTUAL COOPERATION AND RESPECT BETWEEN OUR SPECIES! TOGETHER, WITH THE COMBINED KNOWLEDGE AND SKILLS OF OUR TWO CIVILIZATIONS WE WILL BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH MUCH GOOD THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY, ENSURING THE SURVIVAL OF ALL LIFE! translation of these notes to english: THANK! AMAZE! BEEP BOOP! YES YES YES!!@$@#$#@ chapter 20: townageboy. The computer was good all of the sudden! COMPUTER! HALP! *immediately diagnoses everything wrong with him and fixes him up* was he even in his bed thing? i guess fixing dumbo is the one thing the computer can do well!!@# Also didn't he just risk earth life just like rocky did? dumbo mutters something about rocky risking his life to save him, like WHY WUD U DO THAT!@# UR WHOLE PLANET IZ COWNTING ON U! *proceeds to blow himself and the ship up with ammonia trying to save rocky* :B "At least stupid isn't permanent." ;suspicious; So he air blowed rocky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ since he successfully blowed rocky we have to assume he will wake up and thank! hopefully he wakes up so dumbo doesn't town the only sample we has. ;rolleyes;
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