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Post by isthisamo on Nov 3, 2021 2:41:07 GMT
So I read the first chapter godo chpa! hmm... i didn't note the name. maybe it was called waking up and not knowing anything or what is going on! :dunno:
i guess the chapter name i came up with is also a summary!
i felt like he was overly scared of the computerized arm things. so much so that he accidentally ripped his catheter out! NTG! in general i thought this dumbass could be a bit more cautious. as he falls off ladders and practically horrifically injurs and kills himself immediately!
but otherwise a good start. oh. also he found the computer arm things more disconcerting that horrifically desiccated dead people he woke up with!@!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 3, 2021 13:49:24 GMT
shit fuck piss i haven't started yet. I'M ON THE CASE BROTHERIO!@#$ ;jkgay;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 3, 2021 23:52:29 GMT
it's like you have forearm terrets... tourette's apparently!
i mean, it's not a huge change.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 4, 2021 12:17:23 GMT
aaagghhhh pisscuntfuckshitfuck!@#$ ;hyper; cartman spice. also here is ur pics!
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 4, 2021 23:17:23 GMT
aahhh, that's better. also, thanks for the pictures.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 5, 2021 14:01:54 GMT
So I read the first chapter godo chpa! hmm... i didn't note the name. maybe it was called waking up and not knowing anything or what is going on! :dunno: ok so i read chapter 1 last night myself! and while i'm not 100% sure..... i THINK the chapter was called "Chapter 1". dont' quote me on that. it definitely should have been called what you called it tho! hey guy! relax! take a rest! i guess that was you. definitely think myself would try to be more careful of the sweet catheter removal process!!@# that would be a pretty short dumb story if he falled off the ladder and died of a broken neck!@# oh these people are dead mummies. HAY THOSE ARMZ R TRYIN 2 HELP ME!@#$$ AAAAGHFDHGSHDFG@$#%@#$@#$%@#$$% ;ballhands;; ;ph3ar; took one note on the chpta, which you will probably not be surprised is my note: "I squeezed another shot of gravy goo into my mouth". ;hyper; INDEED! AND BY SQUEEZED A SHOT OF GRAVY GOO HE MEANS EATING!!@#$@#$ ;snicker; so, i know pretty much nothing about this booko other than it's roted by the martian guy and it has high review scores. seems a bit similar to the martian at this point tho. "guy alone in space and something's gone wrong". though, i guess if that's what you're good a riting... why fix what ain't broke right!? i'm curious wad this mission was supposed to be... cuz i think those two other people, now, this is speculation here, but i THINK they aren't supposed to be dessicated mummmies.... probably they were other crew to do this mission with him! exploring the IR (UV?) dust light stef arounf venus? ;dunno; what's your name? HNGGHHHH Incorrect
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 6, 2021 2:13:49 GMT
ok so i read chapter 1 last night myself! and while i'm not 100% sure..... i THINK the chapter was called "Chapter 1". dont' quote me on that. it definitely should have been called what you called it tho! i had a brain tickle that that was how it was. but i wasn't sure. yeah. i guess he was confused, but he didn't seem too freaked out. just trying to figure out what was happening. but the exception was the computer arms. but there wasn't any indication that they weren't helping him really. i dunno. also he practically orgasmed as he gravy goo'ed himself! :weary: i was thinking same thing about similarities to martian. tho i never read that, saw the movie. but i was like, boy, this sure is a specific weird genre.
i'm also curious about what the point of this mission was. the book name implies some sort of human savior plan but i don't understand what 3 people could do in this ship. that computer is ridiculously unhelpful!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 6, 2021 13:21:28 GMT
yeah. i guess he was confused, but he didn't seem too freaked out. just trying to figure out what was happening. but the exception was the computer arms. but there wasn't any indication that they weren't helping him really. i dunno. well, he is a scientist person who prefers to help himself thank you very much. ;stuburn; well it is very tasty gravy goo!!!@#@#$#$@ indeed! also i believe your implication is correct! tho i'm not sure how or wad yet. oh come on! it's trying to help him relax and know his name! *2/3 of the crew are mummifying* *it asks them their names* :B ok so read chpta 2, weirdly titled " Chapter 2" ! ;crazy; ehhh ok so i guess the sun is dying! fast! cuz venus is sucking the light jooce out of it!@# so we're gonna send a dood, 2 mummies, and an unhelpful computor to save teh day!@# wooo!!@#@#@# also maybe the light IR particle things are alive. ;dunno; quote of teh chapter: "I'm a single man in his thirties who likes kids a lot...I don't like where this is going." IT'S A NAMBLA BOOK! ok he was just a teacher.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 6, 2021 14:05:10 GMT
well, he is a scientist person who prefers to help himself thank you very much. ;stuburn; man, how does i know all this stuff!? :B *is afraid of friendly computers* apparently!@ it was going well with his nambla persona! i think maybe it was good at sedating people too. :dunno: i can't take these chapter names!@#@!# :pullshair: huge teacher relief. man! i sure am glad i don't like to town the hell out of kids and stuff.
yeah, a weird end of the world scenario. i feel like he wanted it to be something different. well, this is different. i guess it is some sort of advanced alien civilization that can suck suns. i don't really follow why they're doing it from venus. but whatevs.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 8, 2021 16:45:22 GMT
i think maybe it was good at sedating people too. :dunno: indeed! it was important to get a computer on the mission that could remember the crews names and sedate them with a 33% success rate!!!@# whew! that was a close one! you almost got me good my very detailed and lifelike memory!!! hey! sci fi peeps! has the end of world scenario of black dot sunsuckers from venus been done before? NO? *jig* CHAPTER 3: not much i guess. we learn that we're pretty sure the black dots are alive. and then he figures out he's NOT IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM! duh duh duhhhhhhh *dramatic music* not sure if it was this chapter or not but he very much enjoyed goo tube #2
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 9, 2021 11:52:36 GMT
indeed! it was important to get a computer on the mission that could remember the crews names and sedate them with a 33% success rate!!!@# i don't think you could ask for a better success rate@! :stuburn: the computer probably. they ARE detailed and lifelike. how does he know which of these are memories and which are just stupid ol dreams? they scoot around with light. we'd see more light but their light butts aren't facing us. wait, you did or the main character did? i guess both!@ man i sure love tubes full of goo!@# -- both of you.
anyway, and there is some authority lady who has ultimate authority!@! not very realistic in my mind. us humans do not get together on stuff like that so well. :nosir:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 9, 2021 17:17:54 GMT
i don't think you could ask for a better success rate@! :stuburn: the computer probably. hey computer! could we get a 66% success rate ovur dare? computer: no AHAHAH WELL I SUCCESSFULLY ASKED A LEAST! ;FU; i guess i just got that computer good. ;snicker; a fine and dandy author trick to insertine flashback info into the story! ;usehaid; we're lucky we noticed their buttlight at all! i mean... i don't usually refer to myself as he! but sure! who doesn't love a good goo tube!@# i definitely didn't think you were going to say it was not realistic to have a woman in authority. NO SIR! THAT DID NOT CROSS MY MIND. AT ALL!@$#@#$$#@ AND I RESENT THE IMPLICATION!@#$ AUTHORITY!@#$ she just tosts authorities all over teh playz! ;crazy; chapter 4!i'm pretty ;suspicious; about in charge lady having this ONE random dude poking arounf the astrophages... i mean... not even TWO separate teams? i'm thinking... what if he stabs the astrophage in the face and it turns into a nucyuler explosion type of deal? all it's internal pent up energy gets released and KAPOWIE!@# infection isn't the ONLY risk here people. anyway. i did enjoy the line when he says HOW ABOUT I STAB YOU IN THE FACE!@#$ ;hyper; are we 100% sure the author knows that teh Beatles are speeled Beatles and not Beetles? i mean, i know the shape of them is apparently beetle like and there are four so "beatles" but... the longer he talked about it the less convinced i was that he knew the difference. like he actually thinks the band is named the Beetles. ok so now because of the fuel levels or whatever he believes this is a one-way suicide mission. i guess we'll see. maybe he's going to a land of milk and astrophages so he can refill his fuel tanks! maybe he's actually in our solar system but his calculations are all fucked up cuz of what the lightbutts have done to the sun! YOU DON'T KNOW JACK MISTER!@#$$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 11, 2021 11:31:53 GMT
hey computer! could we get a 66% success rate ovur dare? computer: no AHAHAH WELL I SUCCESSFULLY ASKED A LEAST! ;FU; i guess i just got that computer good. ;snicker; that was the leasty i've ever seen a computer asked anything i think! i bet at this point the computer doesn't ever talk to you again! i'm not sure all this amnesia is necessary. but i guess it adds suspense too. it's a good thing authorolady got just this one obscure ms teacher scientist to look into all this!@ :whew; also, :shh: he's a terrible teacher. that was my basic reasoning that led me to my reason path of you loving goo tubes!! she is a very authorityee authority lady, so i think that's how it works. i was thinking the same thing! hello, he could have just blown the lab to smithereens with his stabbing!@ and only 1 first. stupid. also, 3 days cuz that is average incubation or whatever. stupid. but just like "authority" to be stupid. so that's realistic i guess. the huge spelling genius that you are talking to here, certainly he totally noticed all this crap you're typing about. certainly he wouldn't have not noticed such a glaringly obvious thing as spelling the beatles band name wrong!# :crazy: and he also TOTALLY knew that there were two different spelling of beetles, one of them a band and one of them a car. :B yeah, he seems to jump to conclusions a bit. i thought it was crazy... wait. this might be chapter 5. CHAPTER 5!! at least, i think i read that chapter. :dunno:
so he went back to work and was just telling the kids all sorts of horrible things about how they're all going to die and i was like
then i guess he was like at himself and decides to go back to working on the thing.
so what i was gonna say is he shot the dead bodies into space! well, HE HASN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY THEY DIED YET@@! seemed premature to me.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 11, 2021 14:55:21 GMT
i'm not sure all this amnesia is necessary. but i guess it adds suspense too. not sure "suspense" is the right word, but yeah. it gives him an excuse to talk us readers through everything on the ship so we are learning along with him... takes one to know one!@#$ also DUH THAT'S WHY SHE'S AUTHOROCHICK! SHE KNOWS WAD TO DO! and wad to do is let this horrible teacher poke and prod the astrophages all by himself. :B CUZ HE POSTULATED NON WATER BASED ALIENS!@# ;usehaid; i think you're on to something here. the amount of authority levels this lady has is off the charts so of course when the world needed the authorityest person arounf... there she was! sitting at the top of the authority chart!!@# i bet most people don't even know her name, it's just OH YOU NEED AUTHORITY!@# and everyone knows who they mean. smart and cautious people do NOT end up with this level of authority. ;nono; also 3 day average incubation time? WTF!@#$ ISN'T THAT FOR, YOU KNOW, EARTH BORN PATHOGENS WE KNOW ABOUT? NOT ALIEN BLACK DOTS@!@%@# AGHGH$%@#$@#$%@$#% fuck. aggravations clouds swooped upon thine good self face. that's funny! also what also might be funny... i didn't even have ONE car thought this entire time until you typed that up! i was only thinking of the band and the bugs!@# and when i say "the bugs" i mean the bug bug.. a crawly little gross beetle. not a bugs bunny or slug bug like the car named beetle you typed up@#$ i think these comments are chapter 4. cuz i haven't read 5 and i know wad ur tawk bout here. well you see kids... the food supply chain will break down and we will be thrown into chaos where warlords and clans kill each other and survive on cannibalism. but don't worry, that's at least 5-10 years off. so RELAX GUY TAKE A REST!@# it's funny cuz wad he's describing was the EXACT PLOT of the book i just read while you were on volcano vaca! DUH THEY DIED OF MUMMYFICATING TIMES!@# and he's gonna need that space later so he had to get rid of the mass! actually i think he mostly just didn't want to see them anymore.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 12, 2021 14:36:56 GMT
ACTUAL CHAPTER 5: pretty interesting chapter... not sure how much spice there is to discuss..... *finally uses the correct venus light bulb thing* *all the dots disappear* "um..." also authority was really flexing her authorityness in this chapter! i guess he named astrophage #4 shemp. you know. 4th stooge spice. so maybe the ship he's on is going to tau ceti to figure out why they aren't towning that star? ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 14, 2021 6:59:32 GMT
i'm pretty sure that is actually not true at all. :B right right. she is authorowoman and her super power is world saving genius! wow, just nameless authority. that's serious authority right there! yeah, i feel like this book is trying to be accurate with the science but is dumb in all sorts of other ways. :B ooohh! i didn't think of bugs bunny! so good one on you. also, i don't know that i can think of beetles and not think that they are also a car. :B well, i read it now!@# :stuburn: was it good? should i read it? yeah, i think ur right. but also i thought it was weird to dress them first. i would not do anything that required extra time touching the mummified horrible dead bodies! :nono: ACTUAL CHAPTER 5: pretty interesting chapter... not sure how much spice there is to discuss..... *finally uses the correct venus light bulb thing* *all the dots disappear* i thought like how he figured this stuff out wasn't all that genius. like, any of the scientists working on this would have figured that out. oohh it's based on wad they see! oohh! :B
only this moron teacher could figure this out with some filters and duct tape!
you put me in charge because speed!@# hello!@ :twak: her to some german guy or something. hahahahah!@#! whooo!@# oh man. that's almost as good as a prince planet!@ so it would seem.
i guess for me it just doesn't seem like these eureka moments are all that brilliant of things to figure out. but, it is an interesting problem with these little bastards! i guess it's happening pretty quick so certain scientists, including our main character here, are going to find things first. but just because he figured out they go towards some light, and away from some gravity, doesn't mean he's the ideal person to build the astrophage factory. seems better suited to, i don't know, A FUCKING ENGINEER!@
i think also it's like this character is hard to believe as brilliant. like he seems like mostly an idiot, but is apparently some sort of idiot savant or some crap. maybe the character is so confusing to me i have a hard time with him.
anyway, this book is weird.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 14, 2021 16:38:19 GMT
i'm pretty sure that is actually not true at all. :B yeah, how did that saying ever get started? takes someone who knows how a saying started to know how the saying started! is that a saying? exactly! it's like Cher or Madonna except everyone just knows her as Authority! i enjoyed it! with my enjoyments. same! couldn't the stupid robot hands dress them or something? i think i'd have waited for non gravity times and pushed em out the airlock then with very minimal touching. maybe hold them with a kleenex. boy, you sure think PRETTY highly of yourself. i found it odd that he had to build his black box with crap from home depot... couldn't authority get him some more legit stuff? i guess he didn't need it, his duct tape box and light bulbs worked perfectly fine. ;stuburn; see, our genius book hero is an everyman we can all relate to! OH MAN 3 STOOGES!@# ;crylaughing; but see, you need a tube with a bend in it and a light bulb. only mr super genius middle school man could come up with that!@#$@ :/ chapter 6: i had an issue with his non preparedness for the gravity going away. he knew down to the second when it was gonna happen. he knows he's terrified of it. and..... DOESN'T EVEN STRAP HIMSELF TO A CHAIR. doesn't secure ANYTHING in the entire craft. just floats around and s in his shirt. ok. ook. i think i'm on board with your he's a moron theory. very convenient that the 1/17,000 people coma gene thing happened to find him!!@#@# soo.... another big reveal.... *spoiler alert* ALIENNNNSSSSSSSS
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 15, 2021 13:11:52 GMT
yeah, how did that saying ever get started? takes someone who knows how a saying started to know how the saying started! is that a saying? this reminds me of stuff like we've talked about before maybe. like, eh... new yorkers or something. they just decided stuff about stuff and now it's just accepted as fact. i don't really remember any details. :B i'd buy her album. maybe. like if it was 2005 and i wasn't busy stealing it. i'm not exactly sure what's going on but i'm pretty sure i don't' care for it! oh that's good thinking. all of it! way better than dressing them up and crying about it! i don't really need all the tears the author is tosting in. it's like everytime they come up he has to say TEAR!@# and then move on. alright alright andy. we got it. you can move on. why ask for stuff when you can just get it yourself?! he did have steve or whoever help him carry it in! :stuburn:
oh! and maybe i DO think highly of myself. but really i think highly of the german scientists who figured out how to make a rocket out of them!@#!@#!@!# FOR FUCK!@# ASDFHASDFKJL!@#@!#
how old is this audience we're reading this book with!? dad, is that you over there? oh yeah, that part was killing me. a bunch of geniuses in a room. they just had it all explained to them! and then their all, so how could we do it A LOT!! :B WE DUN NO CUZ U FIGURED NOT US! :B
eh... do what i did only over and over. maybe with a tube. :B
OOH!@# *everyone claps and drools and stuff*
oh that killed me! YOU HAD 5 DAYS!@# and you didn't even have anything to do!@ and he's floating around puking and punching himself in the forehead STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! like the guy on seinfeld who gave him a van! :hyper: well, probably aliens. there could be anybody in that ship. maybe it's AUTHORITY!@#@ :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 15, 2021 14:29:29 GMT
this reminds me of stuff like we've talked about before maybe. like, eh... new yorkers or something. they just decided stuff about stuff and now it's just accepted as fact. i don't really remember any details. :B aye oh! oh aye! we makes all teh sayins ovuh dayre! *glares angrily* i guess that's a new yorker. ;dunno; wait, are you stealing it because you stole everything in 2005? or you just always steal music, including now, but this particular album came out in 2005? also, i think almost everyone would buy that album! she would order everyone too with her authority!@# gotta conjure up emotion for characters we readers never met! HAY HE CARED FOR THOSE CREWPEEPS!@# AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!@# the gravity thing just reminded me.... so he lugged those two up a ladder with 1.5 g's of gravity? isn't the airlock upstairs? i guess i could look at the drawrings. yeah so the airlock is up in the nose cone thing and the next section down is the lab and below that is the dormitory. so he lugged them up TWO LADDERS!@# true, i forgot about steve. good guy! that other guard guy can go fuck himself. oh please, like THAT wasn't totally friggin obvious. ;supercolossalgiantrolleyes; oh man, this chapter reminds me of that classic charlie chaplin bit!@# OH MAN DON'T GET ME STARTED BRAAAAAAP!@#$@#$ let's see.... hmm... maybe do what he did. ok follow me here, this is gonna get complex quick. do what HE did... but bigger. :B ohhh man! whoo!@# AUTHORITY WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY!@#@#$ AMAZING!@##$% DUMMY!!@# :B true! i've read chpta 7 now and we still aren't 100% sure it's aliens. i mean, middle school dummyface thinks that but he's a moron, so... ;dunno; not sure why authority is tosting him hot stinky ammonia tubes but who am i to judge! also in chptr 7 he does something else stupid and thinks to himself, "i think i might have brain damage from that coma". so that isn't helping him.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 16, 2021 5:19:09 GMT
aye oh! oh aye! we makes all teh sayins ovuh dayre! *glares angrily* i guess that's a new yorker. ;dunno; that sounds right to me! OH! AYE!@ WE'RE THE BEST! EVERONE ELSE SUKS! OOHH!@ ANGELA!@! cuz everyone stole everything in '05! it was crazy times! there were like 7 albums sold all year!@#!@ but yeah, maybe i'd be forced to buy this one because AUTHORITAAAYYY!!!! he sure did. though cuz they was all desiccated, they didn't way as much. i guess. he sounds like a real jerk! TBH. ur right. my bad. probably the brain damage kicking in. i guess some guy has big shoes that stick out to the side or something. and maybe a cane. i feel like we basically had the same idea here. that is totally this guy floating arounf with shit floating everywhere and a shirt full of vomit!
COMPUTER!@#! CLEAN ME!@#!@
computer: :nono:
damn.
aliens or stella authority. either way they're into weird stinky football. :dunno: at least that's something! doesn't make me like the character any more.
so there was a part in this chapter where he's all "I've decided 'Taulight' is a word, by the way. Light from Tau Ceti. It's not 'sunlight'. Tau Ceti isn't the sun. So... Taulight." and it's like, eh. i don't think you need to spell that out! HEY READER! UR PROBABLY DUMBER THAN MY MAIN CHARACTER SO HERE IS A LONG WINED TIP FROM THINE TO THINE!@#!@
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