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Post by ditkanate on Dec 12, 2021 16:31:33 GMT
apparently! i believe that was the system set up. there was only one rule and you couldn't handle it!@# :weary: GOD. DAMMIT!!!@#@#$ ahhhh but have you printed it out and carry it around with you everywhere? and if not, why not? ;drool; what is the opposite of anticipatory glee? the answer is whatever feeling you had just prior to clicking that link!@#$ ;hyper;;; oddly, however, i WAS experiencing glee knowing how badly i had snooked you!! well to be fair, the logo on the new book is a scroll, soooo. touche i guess. also! there are a lot of rules and regulations for living in this new sweet world! he tried doing the one "don't eat teh froot" rule and that didn't work, like, AT ALL!@#$ OK ALL U ASSHATS I GUESSS YOU NEEDS A GIANT SCROLLBOOKO!!@#$ oh and tons of weekly meetings and studying and preaching to the dumbo resurrected peeps. oh man it's gonna be SO GREAT!@#$ ;yuck;; obviously those murders still need to happen. goes without saying. *i try to read the 800,000 page new light contract* *god gets impatient and just tells me to sign the damn thing already* what's funny is the way they are handling the pandemic is causing a lot of people to wake up. cuz the constant activity and brain manipulation has lessened. but yeah reading scott adams book and learning about persuasion was my first tickle of waking up. like, HEYYY.... they are using this on us! wtf!@# exactly! only seeing species use tenses. that's language 101! probably not. cuz, you know, dumbo. this makes humans sound pretty trbl. so it rings true!!@# *safety warning horns go off* *straps drop from the ceiling* dubmo: dum de doo dah it's funny cuz its true! ;hyper; another instance of the brain convincing itself of stuff! NO NO I ACTUALLY LIKED IT!@@# also did you see it won the goodreads sci fi award for 2021? ;hyper; you take that back! the ammonia hot space spider kids TOTALLY HAVE DESKS FOR SCHOOL!@#$ dumbo realllly fell into a win here. i mean, there have been a LOT of alien books written and i'm struggling to come up with a more helpful friendly batch. he's smarter than that norwegia comedian guy!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 13, 2021 9:15:41 GMT
GOD. DAMMIT!!!@#@#$ one rule. it was just like Eve only instead of listening to a snake you just listened to ur dumb ol self! maybe that is what eve did but that wasn't a good story so they added a snake but the snake was just the dark side of her mind! :haidsplode:
i really dropped the ball on this one! :embarresed: yes, anticipatory snooking!! that's totally what i had!
this is not odd nor surprising unfortunately. more aaa. us: well!@# just forget it then! it didn't really sound that great BEFORE you added all the shitty extras!@#! :stuburn: god: OH! NOW YOU'RE GOING! AND THAT'S FINAL! us: awww man!@!
see above -- god: forget it! i'm just going to say that you and ur stupid ass brother both signed and ur in bigtime! and you WON'T get to be the murderers, that much i know!! this pandemic is screwing us!@#! :pea: the governing body maybe.
also, bigtime. it's like some weird form of voluntary brain washing. :B
how could they know about the past!??!? THEY CAN'T EVEN SEE!@! there's just some footnote *oh yeah, this xenonite i included. check it out. pretty cool. some alien gave it to me. k bye.
it fits with my human life philosophy. that's how i picture it. dumbo: i fall out of chair! amaze!!
holy crap. a discerning bunch, the masses. pretty great how they are just like normal human kids only spiders. running arounf the room and farting and making butt jokes and stuff. alright spiderclass!! settle down! hey!! who threw that!@??
the VAST majority just want to kill us immediately. understandable. then the rest are like hoity toity and superior and all, well, ur civilization is not ready for our great wealth of knowledge! call us back in like A MILLION YEARS! :hugealienrolleyes: along with derisive chuckles that we can't even tell are happening. i feel like in the whole final conversation there was no amaze or thank or borken engrish like they've been together so long now rocky gets it like a real seeing thing.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 13, 2021 15:02:23 GMT
one rule. it was just like Eve only instead of listening to a snake you just listened to ur dumb ol self! maybe that is what eve did but that wasn't a good story so they added a snake but the snake was just the dark side of her mind! :haidsplode: i guess humans aren't real good when there's one rule! self! seauuuullfff!!@# i mean, how bad could it be breaking the one rule? it's just some fruit!@# if we aren't supposed to eat it, wad tf is it doing here looking all tasty? EXACTLY GOOD AND FINE SELF! THINE MAKETH A GRETA POINT!@#$ ;eat; ;stuburn; honestly i'm surprised so many people bought that bullshit snake story!!@# and, just like glee, the anticipatory snooking came through BIGTIME!@# ;SNNNNOOOKED;!!!!@#@# god dammit!@# we sassed our way into the horrible new world? WELL!@# THIS STINKS!@#$#$@ probably won't get to be the wok stirrers either!@#$@ #$ BROTHER I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS!@@#$$@ probably!@# QUICK!@# CRANK OUT ANOTHER SWEET MUSIC VIDEO POST HASTE!#@#@$@#$ MAYBE THAT'LL WORK!@#$ ;jkgay; what is also screwing them... their historically inept handling of pedophile cases!@#$@$# ;HYPER;;;;; exactly! you get it. hey rocky, see you tomorrow! rocky: WHAT IS WORD TOMORROW, QUESTION? probably! if they're lucky he gave them that much info! he's probably just... well obvs this xenonite is made by aliens. they can infer the rest. ;stuburn; 100% of all the lab equipment is smashed to bits. hey rocky, can u make that stef tomorrow? rocky: WAD? *GROPES AROUNF BLINDLY* i bet ammonia farts smell particularly bad!! ;hyper;; *mercury spitball hits the xenonite divider* ohh man, those burn me up! at least they would if i could comprehend their derision!@$##@$#@$ *pea* *he's the same* *dubmo just assumes rocky talks better after 16 years so he translates it right* now, when rocky says fisting, he 100% gets it and is making a real sex joke!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 14, 2021 14:10:10 GMT
i guess humans aren't real good when there's one rule! self! seauuuullfff!!@# i mean, how bad could it be breaking the one rule? it's just some fruit!@# if we aren't supposed to eat it, wad tf is it doing here looking all tasty? EXACTLY GOOD AND FINE SELF! THINE MAKETH A GRETA POINT!@#$ ;eat; ;stuburn; honestly i'm surprised so many people bought that bullshit snake story!!@# now we're getting somewhere believable!! eve is very relatable here. it sure does! god is spiting us! that is not who you want to have spite you i don't think!@ if you weren't you'd better have ur feeling sensor checked!@#@ should we have a lady with a book riding in some crappy boat again?!@ FFS MAN!@# OF COURSE!@#!@# how were they supposed to know!!? they couldn't!!
why u human worry about time not now, question?! eh... i don't know. :dunno: for crying out loud!@# do you even have scientists anymore?!@#!@# dumbo
you're just quoting chapters now? alright you stinky little bastards!@#!@ lets answer some questions!@#!# i guess that's still dumbo if i knew what you all were doing i would be PISSED BIGTIME!@!@ I MEAN IT!@#! oh rocky! good one! it's extra funny cuz of how many fists you have!@#!@
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 14, 2021 14:54:09 GMT
now we're getting somewhere believable!! eve is very relatable here. adam comes arounf: hey eve, umm... wtf are you doing eating that fruit? THAT'S THE ONE RULE! eve: umm... well, see... ehh... there was this snake... ;floet; adam: ;suspicious; NO, I DON'T THINK IT IS!@#$@#$ maybe your mailman or something, where all he can do is lose ur mail and shake his peafist at you! ;newman; *i shake a mindpea at god as i'm reading this stupid scrollbook for the millionth time* *literally* ;meltface; EVERYONE LOVES THE BOAT RIDING!@#$#$ DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUNF HERE@#@#$# ;snooked; um, excuse me, what about the wok station? AAAHGHFGHH#@$!@!!$%%##% very true. great point. if only they were directed by god's holy spirit or something. then at least they'd have had a CHANCE to know! but alas. man, rocky makes a great point tbh imo fwiw. now time only time that matter, statement. human brain very bad, statement. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU GUYS? JFC!@#$@#$ *he just sent a xenonite box with some taumebas in it* *they can't open the box* *it's xenonite* :B i feel like i'm getting an inside look at some of your finer teaching methods!!@# rocky: ;weary;
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 15, 2021 11:32:54 GMT
adam comes arounf: hey eve, umm... wtf are you doing eating that fruit? THAT'S THE ONE RULE! eve: umm... well, see... ehh... there was this snake... ;floet; adam: ;suspicious; there is only one snake arounf here you listen to!@# :leer: :twak: yeah, and you could probably just get him fired! can we get god fired? maybe start a petition or something. :B he's losing it!@#
am i the only one even trying here?!@#!@ for god sakes!@#! can i get some holy spirit inspiration up in these dumbasses i'm working with!@# PULEAASSEE!!!
also a good point. where was the holy spirit when they needed it!@#@! :snook: come on god!@# have u seen the petition!@# get ur shit together!@! again, rocky is on point here. can't argue in anyway. he could be the godfigure in my religion!! what does it all mean!@#!@#
authority and her people or whoever.
*they don't know* *everyone dies or has sucky times and then dies* not GOOD sucky times. the bad kind!!
:floet: humans sick. disgusting.
dumbo translate: amaze
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 15, 2021 14:09:15 GMT
there is only one snake arounf here you listen to!@# :leer: :twak: yes yes i know! it whispered in my ear the last time you were towning my brainz owt! told me to eats teh froot it did! ;floet; i bet we could get a lot of signatures! hey! you know how being an alive human is ntg most of them time and then you die? SIGN HERE IF U AGREE GOD IS A DUMB STOOPID DOODY FACE!@#$ maybe that was satan's original pitch. typing that up actually made me think of the opening line of hitchhiker's guide to teh galaxy. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." ;hyper;; CUT!@#$@$# he's like some diva director who hates all his actors. HEY BLAND WHITE LADY, CAN I GET ANY OTHER EMOTION OUT OF YOUR FACE THAN THAT DUMBSTUPID GRIN YOU HAVE PASTED ON THERE!@$#@#$@# GHA!@#$ FUCKIN AMATEUR HOUR OVER HERE!@@#$$@#@#$ god: JESUS CHRIST! I GAVE U MAROONS A 2000 YEAR OLD BOOK WITH CONFLICTING MESSAGES AND STORIES IN IT!@$#$#@ WTF ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!@$#$#@#@$ governing body: ;dunno; i guess we just keep hiding this shit eh bros? all in agreement say aye! oh man! for sure! *pray* dearest heavenly rockspiderballoon, please helpeth thine not be the sucky leaky human i hath be. amen. maybe they try tosting one of teh boxens into the sun or venus or something. then they don't have any blowjobs and die. :B oh man, rocky loves me. *wub*
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 16, 2021 12:59:42 GMT
yes yes i know! it whispered in my ear the last time you were towning my brainz owt! told me to eats teh froot it did! ;floet; alright... :suspicious: so the fruit's good? lemme try some of that! oooo! u know what this fruit gets me in the mood for! hows about you get some more message from teh snake!@ :leer: hey! ur right! god IS teh waerst!@ where do i sign!@??
turns out our petition does amazing well but also gives god his first billion choice! :floet:
sorry folks! we thought that might work!@! bland white lady: how about sultry? i can do that!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER!@#! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!@#?? GEORGE! DO WE EVEN HAVE A FUCKING VETTING PROCESS OR ARE YOU BRINGING ME RANDOM BITCHES OFF THE STREETS!@#??
for a witness this guy swears A LOT!
humans: *leak* also U MADE US!#!@# FFS!@#!@ WE'RE YOUR THING!@# LIKE EVERYTHING WE ARE, IS YOUR DOING!@#
also one of them to the others: look. we're made in god's image, right? we want to town all and any ladies, boys, and whatever else we feel like in any congregation, right? well! that means that must be what god wanted too!@# IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE!! actually, let's call that more divine spirit or whatever. rocky: hmm. that very difficult as those all standard human traits. i ges u could suck slightly less. human: OH THANK O GREAT AND WONDERFUL ROCKSPIDERBALLOON!! THANK THANK!!!
rocky: ok. u go now. yes!@#! that is exactly what happens!! and their lack of blowjobs and death are all dumbo's fault! though, that means in turn, it was also authority's fault. she was probably the person causing all the lack of blowing too. maybe out of spite cuz dumbo didn't sex her up! so i guess this is really a mix of his fault and authority's fault. dubmo: fisting? :leer:
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 16, 2021 15:08:10 GMT
alright... :suspicious: so the fruit's good? lemme try some of that! oooo! u know what this fruit gets me in the mood for! hows about you get some more message from teh snake!@ :leer: she's gonna rue the day she ate that froot! MY SNAKE MESSAGES HATH INCREASED TENFOLD!@!# ;snooked; oooh snooked is a good visual for that actually. honest mistake! i mean, who could have forseen such a consequence! i guess we got a pass since we showed the initiative to start the death signup. actually helped god out! thanks guys! u saved me a bunch of sorting work! boy, i really have to question this. when i watch that video i really don't even see the possibility of sultryness!@# governing body guy: SURE!@# TRY FOR SULTRY!@#$ ANYTHING BUT THE STUPID FUCKING LOOK UR USING NOW!@#$ bwl: how's this? is this sultry? ;dunno; gbg: ;weary; hey, the governing body wants to put out quality work!!@#$ SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO BREAK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELET!@# DO YOU FUCKING GET WHAT I'M SAYING OR ARE U DUMBER THAN THE REST OF THESE FUCKING FUCKTARDS I'M WORKING WITH? GAH@$%#$%@#$%@# FUCK'S SAKE!@#$$@#@# that is totally humans!!@# *town* *leak* *chew* *town* *die* god: well. you weren't supposed to eat the fruit. ;stuburn; also i didn't expect that you'd leak THIS much tbh. ;nono; i mean. that's kind of how they act. we're god's spirit directed org so whatever we do must be right! until it's not. then we are just making improvements! no NOW we has it right! back then we were dumb but tHe lIgHt kEePs gEtTiNg bRiGhtEr. also!!@#$$#@ they have said, in print, that they are NOT "inspired" by god. and the are not "infallible". BUT ALSO YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING WE SAY AND ACT LIKE WE'RE INSPIRED AND INFALLIBLE!@$##@$ AND DON'T QUESTION IT!@# ARE YOU LOYAL TO GOD'S ORG OR NOT U FUCKSTICKS!#$@$# oh also try watch other human sleep, question? worth a shot. ok u go now. we have to ban blowing to save teh world!@# also i sent dumbo on a mission!@!@# honestly, icbtob. in hindsight, i think maybe we gave her too much authority. i've never read a sci fi book more infatuated with fisting than this one!@$#@#$#@$
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 17, 2021 3:11:19 GMT
she's gonna rue the day she ate that froot! MY SNAKE MESSAGES HATH INCREASED TENFOLD!@!# ;snooked; oooh snooked is a good visual for that actually. that's one of the worst snookings i guess. maybe not if ur a snake lover i suppose. also her: the snake never tells me anything good anymore. i can see why god is forcing us to stay arounf forever against our will. :usehaid: THAT'S NOT SULTRY!@#!@# THAT'S EH, DUMBRY I THINK!@#@!# can't remember what gbg stands for. eh, giant big gay director i guess. he would quit but work is hard to find these days probably. let's go with that look!! horrible worst actor i've ever seen ever!!@# do the idiot sandwich look!@# *she's confused* PERFECT!@#! IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!@#!@#
rocky can't help but wonder how he ended up in charge of all these prayers!@# rocky: what the hell?!! i'm a god damn spiderballoon engineer!@#!@# humans: AND super sweet god!!! *pray*
rocky: finally understand snook. well, in god's defense. it would hard to be able to predict this much sucking and leaking and stuff. like, he knew there was a possibility of a few things going slightly less than ideal, but this is just ridiculous!!! their logic is infallible!@# maybe ur just bad at logic!! :usehaid: NO!! YOU JUST WATCH#! humans so disgusting. :gross:
she just seemed so perfect for the role. :dunno: *die*
and we aren't even making that up!@! how come we keep picking out books with authors obsessed with dongs and perversion and stuff!?
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 17, 2021 22:16:10 GMT
that's one of the worst snookings i guess. maybe not if ur a snake lover i suppose. also her: the snake never tells me anything good anymore. HAY! SHE LOVES SNAKES JUST FINE! WHO ARE U ANYWAY!@# maybe that's adam. if part of being arounf forever is telling god to murder anyone who remotely annoys me... well maybe i'm warming up to the idea! gbg is governing body guy obvs. he has plenty of work! trying to keep these dumbfuck jdubs in line!@# THEYRE ALWAYS READING SHIT THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ON THE INTERWEBS!@# that confused look is actually really doing it for me! hey sbw i just had some holy spirit inspiration that ur supposed to town the governing body post haste. to fully understand snook you have to understand humanity very well! rocky: oh yes! snook like painful bite to face opening region of carapace! yes yes yes! very much like listening to dumb human. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE TURDS LEAK A LOT!@# hey! jesus! are we SURE we made these guys in our image? jesus (drooling and leaking and stuff): uhhh, yeh, eye thanks so bowz! can't be ruled out! ;sheepish; rocky: now you leak again! wtf wrong with you! welp! live and learn as they say! *die* 100% not making up all the fisting of the aliens. :hyper;;; the universe knows us pretty well i guess! just nudges these bookos our way! man, i hate to think wad's gonna happen to these red mars people.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 18, 2021 8:54:25 GMT
HAY! SHE LOVES SNAKES JUST FINE! WHO ARE U ANYWAY!@# maybe that's adam. wait, is he talking to me? i didn't know i was just hanging out with adam and eve watching them snook each other and crap!@# :snook: eh, that isn't how it works at all!@ we didn't know we were making a killing list, and we still won't evar! our next list will be like, the list of people to snook or some crap@! i'd swear he was giant. :dunno: ffs, didn't we tell them that was bad?! god damn it! we need another video!
sir, we're in the process of making one now. WELL!@#!@ MAKE ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT!#! JESUS CHRIST!@# OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES AND EARS!@#!@#
*clutches huge giant bible prop to her chest* :eyeflash: :bendover: oh rocky! u get us sooo gooodd!!!! JEUSUS CRHIST!@# I FORGOT UR TEH WAERST!@# it's kinda our thing! just when i thought you were getting us! alright, time for more fisting! i prefer live and don't learn. but whatevs. yes *die* nothing good!! that's for sure! i don't know what, but i guarantee it ain't no picnic!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 20, 2021 16:04:58 GMT
wait, is he talking to me? i didn't know i was just hanging out with adam and eve watching them snook each other and crap!@# :snook: quit yellin at me and start snooking the bejesus out of eve god dammit! i'm not here for my health!@# u still. *god kills everyone on the snooklist* *we scratch our heads and wonder wad went rong* :B i suppose there's no reason he couldn't be giant! the giant governing body guy stomps arounf in his huge pants demanding more videos be made about people not reading anything unapproved!!@#$#$@ CHIP CHOP CHIP PEOPLE!!@@$##@$ STOMP STOMP!@$#$#@ sounds about right. MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE DUMBFUCK LOOK ON UR FACE TOO!@# her: PERFECT!@# HOLD STILL!@#$ if this is god and jesus, it would actually kind of explain a lot. :B fist / leak / sleep NO WATCHING / repeat rocky: ;dunno; live *die* what kinda picnic IS this. i guess one of them says that as they are fisted about with white hot pokers and things.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 26, 2021 8:31:27 GMT
quit yellin at me and start snooking the bejesus out of eve god dammit! i'm not here for my health!@# u still. i don't know why i'm here!! but it sure as hell ain't healthy!#!@ now don't u worry about me! u worry about u and ur snooks and eve there! go on!! adam and eve:
brother!! quick!@#! another list!@# post haste!@!# us this had me rolling.
these videos won't make themselves!#@!@# STOMP! *has huge panted idea* hey! get leroy the genius engineer guy in here!@!#
make me something that churns these dumb ol videos out automatically!! :pointstohaid:
she holds still bigtime! boy! she's actually turning into a pretty good actress. this sounds like god and jesus to me!! a more useless dumb father son god pairing i can't imagine!@#!# boy, i glad dumbo save, but jesus christ!! i guess rocky says that
that's us!!! just cuz you put hot pokers in a basket doesn't make this a picnic!@!#!@ :screams: more of these sweet picnic guests where's the fucking potato salad?!! igh ack!@#! another one
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 26, 2021 16:15:22 GMT
i don't know why i'm here!! but it sure as hell ain't healthy!#!@ now don't u worry about me! u worry about u and ur snooks and eve there! go on!! adam and eve: seems everyone in this picture doesn't know why they're here or doing anything! adam! put on ur gravboots and skytown eve! *you and adam both start putting on gravboots* well, this is awkward. why fix what isn't broken! i sure hope leroy knows wad he's doing! LEROY!!@# U KNOW HOW I ALWAYS STOMP AND SAY THAT THESE VIDEOS WON'T MAKE THEMSELVES!@# FIX THAT!@#$@#$@#$ i'm coming around to her! she JUST might make it in this business! DAD! DAD! I HAS IDEA! ok hows about u send me to earf, i gets kilt and nailed on a tree or log or cross or something! and then we'll have some people write confusing stuff about it! THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK RIGHT? ;hyper; god: hmmm, ;rubchin; u may be onto something here dumbfuck son of mine. nice that dumbo taught him aboot jesus! *rocky looks over his shoulder and pokes a hole in dumbo's bubble room* ;floet; everyone knows basket+field = picnic! potato salad is optional! oh look here come the fire ants!@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 27, 2021 7:32:23 GMT
seems everyone in this picture doesn't know why they're here or doing anything! adam! put on ur gravboots and skytown eve! *you and adam both start putting on gravboots* well, this is awkward. i feel like there is plenty of eve to go arounf! :dunno: some adam says that and maybe the other one agrees. :dunno:
that is true. i just am having trouble coming up with more list ideas. how about a list of people who like that ymca song? :dunno: all they need is that super sweet actress and leroy's new super sweet autovideotronomatic and boy will they be saving a ton of people!@!# my god son! i may have to change your name to totally not a dumbfuck anymore!@! ... hmm. i like that. has a ring to it. :B that's one of the best ideas i've heard rocky come up with in a while'12'1 and he is quite the ideasman!! now fire ants!! now THAT says picnic!! still could go for some potato salad tho. next time i'm getting the mother-in-law to bring some! :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 27, 2021 15:43:33 GMT
i feel like there is plenty of eve to go arounf! :dunno: some adam says that and maybe the other one agrees. :dunno: indeed! plenty of holes there. could accomodate more adams tbh! all adams in agreeance say aye! you: aye! adam: aye! eve: i feel like those people were probably already on some other list. how about the macarena! apparently they are building a big new sweet movie studio type place near the headquarters. have started recruiting volunteer workers already. should be done in 2026 maybe. BUT DON'T WORRY ARMAGEDDON IS STILL COMING! WE'S GONNA NEED THIS IN TEH NEW WORLD TOO!! ;usehaid; ;weary; my god son. ;snicker; or TNADA as we likes to call him now!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 31, 2021 5:36:17 GMT
indeed! plenty of holes there. could accomodate more adams tbh! all adams in agreeance say aye! you: aye! adam: aye! eve: IN THE EYE!@! IN THE EYE!@#!@ INTHEEYE! :hyper: eve: jesus christ god: i like that name... it's like what everybody exclaims in frustration, that sums him up perfectly!@#!@# :hyper:
done and done!@!!@ man! we are good at this! i see why this asshole god keeps us arounf! you can't make this stuff up! when they get'er all wrapped up. feel free to keep the super sweet links to these amazing videos to urself!@#!# TIA!! HTH!@#!# :snooked: aww! thanks dad!@ TNADA i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 2, 2022 16:56:48 GMT
IN THE EYE!@! IN THE EYE!@#!@ INTHEEYE! :hyper: eve: jesus christ god: i like that name... it's like what everybody exclaims in frustration, that sums him up perfectly!@#!@# :hyper: i could be wrong but i feel like we are really getting to the heart of some divine truth here! also! if eve doesn't want all the towning whirlwinds, maybe she shouldn't have been created with so many townable holes? DID SHE EVAR THINK OF THAT? wel eye gez nut. *we toast to another job done* don't worry bro i will keep you up to speed on it all!@#$@#$ ;hyper;;; TNADA towns eve to bolivian eve: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! god: ooohhh. ;pipe;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 4, 2022 8:21:14 GMT
i could be wrong but i feel like we are really getting to the heart of some divine truth here! also! if eve doesn't want all the towning whirlwinds, maybe she shouldn't have been created with so many townable holes? DID SHE EVAR THINK OF THAT? wel eye gez nut. exactly! sorry eve, u wuz built for dis! *town bigtime*
i think we have found divine truth! another booko here we come!@#@! whooo!@#@!#
when you don't care about quality but only that something is done. we're the guys for you!@#!
i guess that's our commercial or brochure or something.
:whew: more and more i realize i'm on to something here with this jesus christ thing.
god :pipe:
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