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Post by ditkanate on Apr 24, 2022 16:15:07 GMT
i'm pretty sure steve has no idea what the task is or was or anything and never did! *the moot is just packed to the rafters with steves and vr pizza* steve: ;dunno; :B *is easily and repeatedly tricked into reading the worst collections of words ever rote down by authors* sure thing bro! ;thubsup; ahh oohnly let hoord pleh with mah beevah ya wee lad i guess that's bridget. all the other bobs. ;screamears; so.... is that a yes on the threat? orrr........ let me give you five minutes of backstory on how those aggravations clouds were built into the tube! *picks at fish guts tyring not to dry heave* *jumps off cops face and superbeavers away* GOOD JUB GUYZ EYE DUN THINK NO ONE SUSPECTS ANYTHING!@$ ;highfive; i guess i'm looking for someone, anyone, to give a fuck about something. other than bridget. they are just lucky they turned their scents off or that thing could has torned their manny's apart and now they have to start all over. i swam too fust in my good beaver self
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 25, 2022 10:59:09 GMT
*the moot is just packed to the rafters with steves and vr pizza* steve: ;dunno; :B i actually do think this is the inevitable conclusion of the current bob trajectory. i LIKE those kinds of word collections disguised as books!@ :stuburn: that sounds like her. i guess she said some sort of bob nerd joke and all the beaver bobs started chanting at her. bobs, that is not how you are getting closer to her beaver!@#! smh. :dunno: :shh: very well done and realistic! *picks up another beaver local thing and uses it as a club* :B there ami's would have alerted them! hello! 🙄 well i gez so lol. thanks for the recap capin! i guess that pretty much sums it up. eh. also they beat up more beavers. there is a lot more of that then i would have thought. i guess bridget isn't that good at beating beavers. :snicker:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 25, 2022 12:53:42 GMT
i actually do think this is the inevitable conclusion of the current bob trajectory. somewhere in there, there is a nonsteve bob working around the clock to perfect the vr pizza experience. apparently! *pours breathy horsebeans into ears for hours and hours* one of us! one of us! bridget: ;worried; ;run; I'VE SAID ALL I CAN SAY RN! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY TBH FWIW SMH NGL!@#$$@# oh come on the quinlans do that all the time. they're SURLY! oh yeah. ok nevermind. continue not caring and bashing ur way through beaverville. bobiverse book 5: beating the beavers. heaven's river indeed!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 26, 2022 10:57:59 GMT
somewhere in there, there is a nonsteve bob working around the clock to perfect the vr pizza experience. didn't he mention some bob pizza guy sometime? only like 37 hours! :stuburn: shit? am i? i need to replicate myself just to rid myself of these bobcooties! probably! kavork or whoever he was talking to: :dunno: ok. goes on merry way and does nothing. :B well, that is true.... :chin: ok! toodaloo! *whacks stuff with huge beaver tail that's filled with manny iron and destructonanos* i guess any river filled with beavers would be a heaven river. no doubt.
so NEXT! chpta eh... 23 dancing with dragons - i don't recall any dragons or dancing really. just more beaver beating probably? eh shit? what did they do? i think they went to another town maybe. eh floated. umm. it was really short. OH i remember! there WAS a dragon! but it's just a dumb ol video game the gamers play. D&D in virt! and bill shoved a fire staff up the dragon's butt. and that's tons of points or whatever. some of the gamers are pissed and think maybe it's cheating or something? i don't know. and then he left and i dun think anything else happened really. :dunno: maybe tons. my memory isn't offering anything up however.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 26, 2022 15:51:53 GMT
didn't he mention some bob pizza guy sometime? ;dunno; it's possible, but who's to say for sure? *chew* a perfectly reasonable amount of breathy horsebean time! i think she probably should. replicate a few dozen times, deleting the prior instance with each go. fine with me. a) i don't even know who kavork is and 2) screw them if they get murdered in a bobwar. they seem like real cockbites anyway. ;stuburn; welcome to the river of heavenly beavers, where beavers whack and bang surly beavers with their beaver selves 24/7! that's most of it. it was pretty horrible. then gandalf basically told bill ;fu; to the skippies helping anymore with the beaver project they've lost interest bye bye now don't let the door hit you on the way out thx k byeeeeeee.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 27, 2022 8:46:44 GMT
;dunno; it's possible, but who's to say for sure? *chew* not us, that's for sure! ideal really. if you think about it. the only way to be sure! then we can have bridgetsteve the beaver who loves fish pizza! :hyper: and she can't stop ... :leer: you know. if that character was in teh book earlier, does the author really expect us to remember or care who the fuck he is? author: I JUST TYPE SHIT UP! i don't give a flying rats patooty what you remember or care about!@ :stuburn: this author is like those beavers! :eyetwitch: that sounds like beaver heaven to me! :usehaid: oh right. that's right. we're only volunteering while it's interesting! :usehaid: we got better things to do with our eternity!! so i listened to the next one. chapter 24 maybe. avert thine eyes! (eye was trying to guess the title. i was way off) Interlude it was called. another shorty. again i'm trying to get my brain to give me some deets about that chapter and coming up a bit blank... hmm. it was probably about bob... eh. oh! i think one of the bobs went to see will, with a manny not virt, and followed some rover down to some lookout with chairs. and they sat. and looked. eh. talked probably. i think that's it. bam. that's a chapter in this author's eyes! 🙄
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 27, 2022 17:29:04 GMT
maybe if we made an us replicant to track such important matters.... ;pipe; ... licking the fish pizza? (i hate that that actually works as a euphemism) (AND BY HATE I MEAN LOVE!@#$) ;HYPER;;4$@$@# ready and eager to whack us with his beaver stick at a moment's notice! also not the skippies i gez, teh gamers. can't keep all these bobfactions straight!@# a fine interlude description if i do say so! UTOPIA ISN'T A STABLE EHHH.. PLACE! they said some words similar-ish to that. chpta 25: trouble follows they get attacked by a ton of beavers after asking how to get to the library. they engage superbeaver mode and get away. we dun no if that is admin, the resistance or something else. they go to a different segment of teh river of teh heavenly beavers and stop at "First Stop" town :B before heading downriver on a barge or something with some other horrible bargetraveler beavers. words about the resistance being futile, old people just wanna hang onto teh olden ways. speculation that teh beavers will devolve into dumb old animal beavers without the selection pressure for maintaining brain size. still no Bender. OH! and they find land meat steak!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 28, 2022 13:22:12 GMT
maybe if we made an us replicant to track such important matters.... ;pipe; shit. deleted post. typing twice. my favorite thing.
anyway. i would do this in a heartbeat. less. even if it is a weird merger replicant that is somehow us instead of one of us. probably instasteve, now that i think about it. boy you really nailed it! hey babycakes, you wanna do a little licking the fish pizza! :leer: babycakes: *wants licking times mostly, but that euphemism really shut down the ol excitement factory1@ i think that is all authors, yes! sure thing bro. as far as i know the skippies ARE the gamers@! :B boy i really thought replicating myself infinitely was going to be bae for everyone and teh universe!#@ :headscrooch:
bob
crap! behind again!@ :balhands:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 28, 2022 20:19:00 GMT
shit. deleted post. typing twice. my favorite thing. anyway. i would do this in a heartbeat. less. even if it is a weird merger replicant that is somehow us instead of one of us. probably instasteve, now that i think about it. there's an US replicant out there? i am imagining a LOT of brain self convos!!@#$ SEEEAUUULLLFFFFF!@#$#@$#@ QUIT CALLING MY BEAVER THINGS AND JUST START LICKING IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!@#$ yes sbw as u wishentine. i wood luv to lick ur fishy beaver pizza maam. *she storms off* dweebs, skeevo, concrete, bucketface... *has D&D style civil war* icbtyb
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 29, 2022 2:24:55 GMT
there's an US replicant out there? i am imagining a LOT of brain self convos!!@#$ SEEEAUUULLLFFFFF!@#$#@$#@ good and fine self! it is a tip that PIZZA! self! you are right again! self, and a beer with that?1 well done chipa! you are on a roll! what? sbw! i thought u wanted teh lickings!! SBW!??
:shrug: *grabs a beer
oh man! this author really missed the naming boat!@# whichever clan beats the dragonlord wins the better half of teh universen! :B alright sir. you really summed it up there. they really underestimated the beaver group after them! which i've been annoyoed with the bobs about. so confident about what they know the beavers can or will do.
they dun has tek 4 dis. :B well! they're doing it! :twak:
glad the land meat is good. or they're glad. like we said, they could make everything taste good. :B
we're finally starting to understand a few things about this beavopolis but still lots o questions.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 29, 2022 14:12:07 GMT
good and fine self! it is a tip that PIZZA! self! you are right again! self, and a beer with that?1 well done chipa! you are on a roll! we're basically terrance and philip as a combo replicant. :B *licks the beer* man, i sure could use some pizza. i'd assume the better half is the one that's leasy humany! also they know LITERALLY nothing about whoever built this and who admin is and what THEY might have or be watching!$#@@$##@$ HAY, LUTZ GOW INTO TOOB N BUMBLEBOBLE AROUNF AS HORIBL BEEVURZ! greta plan! ;highfive;; well, i dun wanna waste beaver auxiliary power on food tast modifications if i dun has to. ;stuburn; i wonder if they will run into Wally! or Eddie Haskell! ;snicker; ch26: tensions rise! duh dud DUHHHHHH convos about starfleet and skippies and gamers and whatnot and how the original bobs might but outnumbered by people who think the bobs should leave all the living stef alone. also gotta remember to change teh logins! :B
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Post by isthisamo on May 6, 2022 10:44:31 GMT
we're basically terrance and philip as a combo replicant. :B is that treszha? and i feel like some tuna. tuna pizza even would be ok. :B i feel like that's what this whole argument is about! so if there is a no human half, can't the bobs who dun like the people just go over there? :B we like being beavers!@#!@ :stubnurn: bob i guess
i gess i hadn't looged at it that way. ok... let's see. how far have i gotted? i guess i'm through 28! sorry bout that!@
i guess that stuff happened that you talked about. eh. and then in 27 just passing i think the beaver bobs go floating down teh river and get picked up by a boat and then go to the first town... eh, didn't we already talk about that? cuz they had steak! hmm. so then this is the one where he goes to a bar or stays and then he doesn't really hear anything and then he goes to call bridget and she doesn't respond and then neither does anyone! and then CLIFF HANGER!! duh duh duuuuuhh!!
maybe he's STUCK in the beaver forever!@
so then 28 is united federation of sentients and he talks about the pavs and stuff and i guess they has a couple ships and are building up the watchamicallers that build stuff. autofactory maybe. and bob and the humans are just dum dee doo dah even though they know that the pavs hate them and just want to kill them all! :B that's pretty much it. only 4 minutes.
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Post by ditkanate on May 6, 2022 17:34:47 GMT
ha ha oh terrance i splattered on an indian! i think the sbw walked out quite some time ago i'll just move over here. they totally do LOVE being beavers bigtime up and down! OOHHH SWIMMING IS SO FUN OOOOHHHH!!@#$$ ACK!!@#$ i need to eat some fried chicken and lead some chapatas. brother i remember this! yeah all this i'm not to yet. :B
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Post by isthisamo on May 8, 2022 3:09:31 GMT
ha ha oh terrance i splattered on an indian! wow. we're better than i remember! :hyper: guess i'll have to live with this pepperoni. hey, you got any fish sauce? :hyuper: seems like teh universe is pretty big. :dunno: that's this book! wow. angie was like, so will you read another one if he writes more?
me: i didn't listen to any more so you could ketcup. just some nice reminders about how important this little place here is.
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Post by ditkanate on May 8, 2022 18:24:04 GMT
guess i'll have to live with this pepperoni. hey, you got any fish sauce? :hyuper: pass the tuna jooce iykwimaidyd i mean, things happen to us that are totally out of our control. so maybe! i think that's mixing a couple similar chapters together but the end is spot on yes. they come to some backwater town, split up and do their usual "intelligence gathering" routine where bob drinks beer and bridget gets in trouble finding a library. then bam! all comms are out. or something. there are worse fates. ;snicker; yeah the pavs are building autofactories whilst the humans bicker. and somewhere down the road a war is gonna happen bigtime up and down. annnnnd we're back in sych brother! ;highfive; ;whew;
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Post by isthisamo on May 9, 2022 22:50:53 GMT
pass the tuna jooce iykwimaidyd i feel like we're drowning in some tuna jooce joke pool! it's not MY fault@#! :screamears:
us reading terrible books
she was fine in the library!@# :stuburn: i can't be all these beavers by myself!@#!@
bob
i kind of love how much the pavs hate the bobs and the humans. they hate us soo much!
so i don't know how that won't just work out perfectly.
hey! they don't want to join our sweet club, union of stuff we found in space and us!
listened to 2 chapters. it was 2 nights!@# i just didn't get a chance to post last night. internet outage.
chapter29 panic time so they figure out why communication is down and bob gets in everyone's beavers.
chapter 30 starfleet attack and it's starfleet. who would have guessed that!? 🙄
and bob played right into their hands and gave them his passwords and stuff. :weary: some of the early bobs are pretty pissed. ready to attack them for reals. and bob or bill is all YOU AREN'T BOBS ANYMORE!@# well no, that's the point. but is there anything actually wrong with that?
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Post by ditkanate on May 10, 2022 20:52:30 GMT
i feel like we're drowning in some tuna jooce joke pool! why is everything we drown in so viscous!?? YES! EXACTLY! WE MADE A PAINSTAKINGLY CURATED LIST!@#$@#$ hey there sbw beaver, you are FINE in that librafy, iykwim except he totally is who wouldn't want to join a federation! wtf is rong wif deez folks!@#$ ;headscratch; annnnthesynchisgone ;ballhands; snicker. he sure didn't waste any time either! me nett lead yet :B
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Post by isthisamo on May 11, 2022 11:58:40 GMT
why is everything we drown in so viscous!?? it is the way. right. emphasis on painstaking. aidyd well. under duress!@ :stuburn: it's liek they don't even understand how great star trek is! don't they has some sort of cat trek?!@ :weary: well it's hard!@# :jkgay: who waht now? *gets in bridgett's beaver post haste!* *smells extra beavery* i should probably ride this one all teh way. the ami might mess this one up. probably. next chapter is 31 i imagine. let's see chapter name... back to beavering?
oh. strategies i guess. i was close.
so i think in this one they talk about stuff and what bob should do with all those beavers. and he keeps saying he'll have to replicate. oh! and they get in some dumb argument about star trek transports when Bridget brings up transferring herself in for some sweet continued beaver action. nothing is decided on either of those fronts and bob is supposed to rattle bushes i guess. whatever the fuck that means.
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Post by ditkanate on May 11, 2022 16:00:08 GMT
and so it goes.... the pain was immense! and the staking!... whoo boy! that was vigorous and unpleasant!@#$ brother we are such a finely tuned machine at this point, you are on the other side of the world finishing my.. oh man! haiwp! someone put a gun to my haid and MADE me get into all these beavers!@#$ ;hyper;;;; opps i mean ;sad; what? man as soon as a say we are a finally honed machine you do something like this and LOSE ME COMPLETELY!@#$ def need to stay in this beaver for QUITE some time. what!? who!? again with the instant harshness and no listening!@# like... i know ur pissed but maybe listen even to stall and see wtf they want!@#$ the bobs complete dismissal and underestimating them is what got them in this mess in the first place!@#$ GHAHH!@$#@$##@ beaver strategies? :hyper; that's a pretty good summary. a lot more useless words about star trek than i would have thought for a 5 minute chapter called "STRATEGY" but hey, maybe that's just me. *bob literally shakes some beaver bush* *it's strategy*
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Post by isthisamo on May 12, 2022 1:23:09 GMT
the pain was immense! and the staking!... whoo boy! that was vigorous and unpleasant!@#$ i still feel staked! :vernoog: finely tuned machine is definitely what people call us. sure it's some weird beaver stun gun that doesn't even hurt me! but still. :stuburn: not sure exactly where i lost you. :B so the pavs, they are cats! maybe you forgot. and, you had said, how could they not want to join a federation!? and that's star trek talk! so bing bang boom. cat trek!!@# :usehaid:
when bridgett comes back. HEY!@ WTF?!@ what is my beaver covered in and why does it smell so boby!@#?? :screamears: bob: look!@ i had a lot to cover while you people abandoned me and all your beavers over here!@# :stuburN: exactly! this came completely out of left field. i thought it was going to be that professor the author brought up a million chapters ago for apparently no reason whatsoever! :dunno: sey la vi! oh yeah. that was so annoying. we don't need info!@# we need anger!@# and outrage!@#! i'm bob and i'm the perfect being arounf these parts and i get to do whatever teh fuck i want always and forever!@# that's all that matters and you asswipes need to get that through your dumb stupid haids!@#
starfleet: 🙄 well, bobs are as horrible as ever. big surprise!
man this author really dropped the chapter naming ball! he should have us co-author his next one. :usehaid: right. if it was just strategy it could have been like a 20 second chapter. :B
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