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Post by ditkanate on Apr 1, 2022 17:53:11 GMT
yeah. i feel like bob is in denial that these are all him. WAD?! NO WAY! I'M NET THAT HORRIBLE!@ :stuburn: *he was/is bigtime exactly that horrible* exactly! they're busy trying to enter the ducktube and they're all arguing over what to call a group of booji! A MURDER! A FLOCK! A PASSLE! ;weary; i think they'd probably default to whoever spawned first gets to keep the name! SORRY BUT UR GANDALF2 NOW! ;snicker; also serves them right for being so far out of the loop they can't even update their blog records or scut files or [database words] i thought heaven already had it's own door i guess. ;dunno; they do VR versions of Coca Cola now so i think this stevebob copy is just a matter of time! yes! so very warranted!!@#$ stinky like a fine delicious cheese you mean!@# got some good gandalf voice in this one tho
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 2, 2022 14:59:14 GMT
exactly! they're busy trying to enter the ducktube and they're all arguing over what to call a group of booji! A MURDER! A FLOCK! A PASSLE! ;weary; yeah, a great highlight of their horribleness for sure. obviously it should be a conglomerate. 🙄 sure, but it would still suck. :stuburn: i didn't think it even had a door. a gate maybe. but i guess net! :B probably a hole pizza licking steve group! :weary: yes. yes, that is how stinky. like gross feet cheese really. how come there's no batman!?? that would be bae!@
so... did i lead another one? *checking* oh i ges net. we're back in sink! i was worried i was moving to fast for you. also i was drunk last night and figured i would just fall asleep and not remember anything i leaded anyway so i didn't bother. :B
i mean, not that drunk. but enough. had a beer or two. a good one!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 2, 2022 15:50:50 GMT
yeah, a great highlight of their horribleness for sure. obviously it should be a conglomerate. 🙄 a bunch? i think flock tbh. school? they do seem to like water. ;dunno; eventually there will be so many it will be like teh internet! name suggestion: gandalf8615495 just a wereduck waving people thru ugh why do they have to lick pizza in that hole? the rest of the bobs. literally teh best kind ;drool; apparently bob wasn't a fan! is a bae batman voice baetman? ;vernoog; i've done that. laid down tired and dronxed and just... meh! i'll read or lead tomorrow! tho i don't lead in bed only read. my leading is done in my vehicle. these were words written by me to be read by you.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 3, 2022 3:30:39 GMT
a bunch? i think flock tbh. school? they do seem to like water. ;dunno; they isn't fish! colony is right probably. or a paddle. what is he calling them? snarks? smarks? something like that. maybe a set. unless they all move to Hugh style and just stop hasing real names. :dunno: i like the sound of heaven being that.
i actually totally didn't realize/remember that the book name is heaven's river and not heaven's door. :B we don't mind the licking per se. but the hole is just TOO far! it's a shame jason baetman isn't the new batman. really missed opportunity there. tbh. so i've leaded half of teh next one. i think, yeah. the lady is with them now. beatrice? no... howard's babe. can't think of it. anyway. it was mostly her and bob and then bill discussing stuff or something and i guess the whole huge long chapter is going to be them talking about wad they are gonna do when they go in there with there mannies and beaver it up with all these snarks. it's good that you clearly labeled them as i wouldn't have been sure. SELF! WAD R THESE WORDS! WARE DUD THAY COOM FROOM!?? SELF! PROBABLY THE INTERNET OR SOEMTHING! ah yes. good thinking fine self brain. u r probably rite. ... oh! brother left os a handy word tip! he roted them!! OOOHHHH!!!! right!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 4, 2022 18:01:59 GMT
they isn't fish! colony is right probably. or a paddle. I KNOW THEY ISN'T FISH! school isn't any more ridiculous than calling them a MURDER tho! ;stuburn; hey, check out that nice set of snarks. ;leer; tho now they know wad they call themselfs. which is ehh. palpatets or something. something with a p. i doubt ALL of them would ever end up that way. maybe a decent sized chunk of them, but not all. it is a tip that billions of miles long river :B also i'd take that being heaven! so if i make it to this river heaven, do i become a wereduck? or am i just a person in wereduckland? maybe these wereducks REALLY like the harp. like, a lot. original bob HATED holes. that's how you know the genetic drift is just too much! IT'S TOO MUCH!!!@#@#@# at the rate they keep cranking them out, i think everyone will get their chance eventually!!@# meredith? deborah? mulllva? fitting they have at least ONE female along if they are gonna beaver it up bigtime. i assume she's going to decide to clone even if she doesn't want to become the replicatable sexbot of the bobs. i mean. SHE falled in lurve with howard so where does she get off depriving her future replication selves of finding THEIR swoot bob loves! pretty selfish imo.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 5, 2022 8:55:24 GMT
I KNOW THEY ISN'T FISH! school isn't any more ridiculous than calling them a MURDER tho! ;stuburn; well! apparently they're a plucky little platoon of plapetoots!@#! so it's settled! i guess they're just boobs now. close enough. i sure don't remember better. other than all that harp this seems like a real win in all scenarios! they should really do something about them just replicating like crazy. like, at a certain point it isn't helpful. just more bobs using up resources and being dumb. :B good point. well i'll look forward to that then. i was close with beatrice cuz it is ... eh. i had it. beverly? eh. bullva? bolliolla? BRIDGET! i think. well, it is a tip that next chipita! :spoiler: she chooses no to replication. I JUST COULDN'T TO THAT TO MYSELF. er. my copy. my otherness. eh. whatever! so yeah, finished teh one that was half listened to. and eh other than Bridget desciding not to replicate. oh and the starfleet kinda threatened them. that's it. WE'RE GOING IN! er. soon. not now. later.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 5, 2022 20:10:36 GMT
well! apparently they're a plucky little platoon of plapetoots!@#! so it's settled! now i'm having like daffy duck flashbacks. or ehh sylvester...? thufferin thuccotash. so many wereduckboobs. ;drool; yeah are there even plausible reasons for the 10,000 out there right now? bridgitorus! yeah i was wrong bigtime! ;twak; i just can't fathom the female mind. i'd KILL to be the replicant of myself that doesn't has to deal with the stupid kids!@# PLAN FINISHED WE READY! i mean. it will take 6 months to build these lifelike beavers. but THEN we r ready. took a long time to come up with this plan. to.... bore into the tunnel. :/ starfleet: ;pea; leaded next one. howard and bridget pretend to be dolphins to get used to being aquatic. they jump arounf and try not to get eated. now they is ready to be giant beavers. also! sure seems like all the various assorted bobs are meddling up a storm with various alien species. starfleet has their work cut out for them. heck ehh... marcus is breeding the dolphins to be smarter! directly interfering with their evolutionary path!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 7, 2022 9:55:48 GMT
now i'm having like daffy duck flashbacks. or ehh sylvester...? thufferin thuccotash. well, that's on you buddy. imma go check out some beavers. aquatic boobs maybe. kinda like jellyfish only less stingy and more ogley. did they mention something about the sex? oh yeah. not much difference for the ladies. like a different head. bigger maybe. dun remember. but no boobs apparently. LAME! yeah, i feel bob is very casual about it. that's why i was built and sent out here. that's wad we do. :stuburn: *refuses to even question it even tho he freed himself from original programming* :leer: well, if you aren't gonna have wereduckboobs then you might as well be named after female body parts! amiright! right, you'd be arguing which one of you has to stay back with the kids. sorry number 2! as the name implies. you get the shit job of taking care of the kids! TIA! good luck!
*dances off to wereduckboob land
i figure something will happen sometime in this book. i mean. i guess they did find wereducks. but boy has the booko slowed down after that! yeah, seems like the author could be throwing in some more spice here and there. a leviathan swims by. they and the dolphins freeze for a couple seconds. it just keeps going. :B it's not quite as bad as reading the we just watch everything book, but jeez.
LOOK! SPACE CAN'T BE ALL EXCITEMENT ALL THE TIME! IT'S PRETTY HUMDRUM MOST OF THE TIME!! i guess that's the author. yeah. more and more i'm leaning towards joining these freaks!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 7, 2022 13:07:03 GMT
well, that's on you buddy. imma go check out some beavers. thhhey went.. ahh thhhattawayyy. *points towards platybeavers village* now i want to go to the aquarium! ;drool; omfg look at the size of her HEAD!!!@#@# *wakwakwak* some platybeaver DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M JUST A VON NEUMANN PROBE OR WHATEVER!@#$ ;stuburn; brother yes you are right! HEY NOT SO FAST MY GOOD SELF FACE!!!#@$@$# I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY I WAS BORN TODAY AND WE BOTH KNOW THE REPLICANT GETS THE NEW GIG NOT THE OLD GIG!!@@# *maybe they make a third to stay home instead* *they build the lifelike beavers* *the play with and test the beavers* *this takes quite some time* ;snicker; lol @ the watch everything book. also this is the plan and talk about things book! oh look a kraken dum dee doo dah. HOW ABOUT THIS SPICE! SOME BOBS CALL THEMSELVES STARFLEET. AHHH? THAT DO ANYTHING FOR YA? seems the bob author has really honed in on our long held strategy of quantity!! HAY! LEEV THOWZ DULPHNZ ALOWN! *pea* starfleet. leaded teh next one this morning. um... they are getting ready to get ready to almost be ready to test the beavers. they're gonna send a couple down planetside for testing and leave them there so they dun town the beavers with diseases. ehh. that's about it. i find bridget annoying. not sure if it's the character or how the reader is doing the voice.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 9, 2022 15:20:52 GMT
thhhey went.. ahh thhhattawayyy. *points towards platybeavers village* is that sylvester? :headscrootch: hey there sweet babycakes jellyfish. how u doon! oh man. that's so them. maybe they stroke their big ol beaver tales. :shrug: oh yeah. that's wad they're called. wad can he do? nothing! just makes good book sense really. eventually you'll get to some pizza licking steve self and you leave him for the kids! :usehaid: pizza pizza! when you put it that way. makes sense. there gonna go down to teh planet and play with them now. chapther 47: more testing. :B they call themselves all kinds of stuff and ur right. that is spicy. maybe they're gonna do something now. they sort of kind of threatened them. yeah. i read this one too. listened. you know. this sounds like it could take a while. buckle up!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 11, 2022 15:45:50 GMT
is that sylvester? :headscrootch: brother. yes, yes it was sylvester! ;highfive; omfg loog how it undulates. ;drool; right. wakwakwak gets translated by the bob software to whatever the beaver wakking equivalent is! you know what i CAN do though....? MAKE SOME MORE ME'S!!@# ;HYPER;;;; exactly! unless one of the selves comes out all gay and ladylike and WANTS to take care of the kids. ;yuck; not sure howard should be ok with bob playing with bridget's beaver this much! also they had a GREAT time doing it!!@# oh! so you leaded the next one then. ok so i read the actual testing the beavers chapter. now they are almost maybe ready to start building the ones for the actual expedition. but it is really fun to swim as a beaver! oh and they have desks and stuff.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 13, 2022 12:41:04 GMT
brother. yes, yes it was sylvester! ;highfive; vernoog omfg loog how it undulates. ;drool;also, omg the squishiness! i luuuv it! right. convenient that they can do regular ol bob waking. i'm sure bridget loves it. secretly. she's way too into being a beaver! really. can't stop now! cuz all the me's i already made are super into it! i can't control them! it's how i designed it! oh, there you go. that'd be perfect. him or steve. whatever. as long as their either into it, or to dumb to know better. whatever! yeah for sure. too much really. since it's been a while since i typed and read in here and stuff i totally just thought that was the next chapter. i'm like, yeah. i did. and based on your comments now you have too. then i realized actually chapter 15: functional testing
and i think the one that was a fake you out testing chapter was 14 council of war. which i remember being confused on that chapter title at the end of the chapter!
also, i leaded the next one! which i think is 16 human replicant testing. is that the one where he goes and visits the professor and he's all someone built one!@ and bob's all sort of. not really someone but something. aliens! beavers actually!@ and he's all, maybe this guy should be on the beaver council and stuff. have to check. and i'm like, HAVE TO CHECK!@ the guys a fucking genius on topopolises or whatever and ur gonna mull it over!@ ffs! for how long!
and now they've moved on and they didn't bring him on. unbelievable. i'm sure they'll need him later.
anyway. we need to put the chapter numbers in here cuz it's getting confusing! i also listened to chipita 17: OMG!@ WE'RE GOING IN! (actual boring title - First Day in Heaven's River ) so i guess there was a close call when a drone banged into something. otherwise they got in and then the cops came and told them u better watch urselves ya hear! and also be mozien on otta here right quick! *spits in spatoon and beaver saunters away* really the main spicy part. other than more playing with bridget's beaver tail.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 13, 2022 14:11:10 GMT
right. convenient that they can do regular ol bob waking. i'm sure bridget loves it. secretly. she's way too into being a beaver! really. i wonder if she requests that her female beavermanny has a super duper extra large haid. ;drool; i mean, might as well! we're building them custom!@# if you don't want me to make more me's go talk to THEM! NOT ME!@#@# ;stuburn; *folds tinfoil perfectly and loves making sandwiches and thing* smh tbh me too! for a chapter called council of war THERE WAS SURPRISINGLY LOW AMOUNTS OF WAR WORDS!@# almost zero if memory serves!@# lots of council tho!! he's much to busy being a daid professor that everyone hates!@#$ ;hyper;; also my god that was a long winded way to learn more dumbfuck facts about this giant river sky tube thing. OWE WE DUN NETT NOWTISS TEH HOLOW MOWTUNS. :B all the bobs. oh man i hasn't got here yet. sounds like something is happening so i know i'm not there!@@# the one i just leaded must have been 16. BROTHER! I WILL BORE INTO THE SKYTUBE POST HASTE!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 14, 2022 2:10:43 GMT
i wonder if she requests that her female beavermanny has a super duper extra large haid. ;drool; i mean, might as well! we're building them custom!@# that would attract too much attention!@#! :twak: *promptly punches someone so hard they attract attention bigtime* exactly right. it's out of my hands and into my hands! :shrug: man! dad sure is better than he used to be!@! :hyper: :love: ur kids i suppose
i'm a busy man!@ :stuburn: i thought i was taking crazy pills! i had to loog back at the chapter title cuz was like, huh, didn't the title imply some spicy action a little? :B he's a topolopolis expert!@ how handy! and bob, er was it will, loved him! he's a replicant and everything. they're going to be the first all replicant same sex bobiverse marriage!@ i think i didn't listen to the next one cuz i wasn't sure how far ahead of you i was. also that was a real long one. the spicy beaver river action chapter. you will probably have A LOT to say about it. i'll just wait over here.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 14, 2022 16:08:26 GMT
that would attract too much attention!@#! :twak: *promptly punches someone so hard they attract attention bigtime* also do the beavers normally punch? or is that a human maneuver? careful picking ur mate in the old mating season brotha *nudge nudge wink* i think we're starting to see why the bobs aren't too organized. U MEAN BOBS KIDS RITE i guess a future tip is council's aren't spicy! no matter the council topic! i think it was will but yeah. ;wub; i'm just a little confused why they all aren't 100% up to speed on the basics like, oh i dunno, WE TRAVEL BY RIVER NOT WALKING AROUNF ON 2 FEETS. like, they've been prepping for this for a long time and it takes them SECONDS to review logs and stuff.... i just... *gets punched in the snout* 18: Not Part of the Plan Will and Howard on planet Quinn swimming and hasing a gude time. Howard breaks a beaver manny and riker gets a beer name. 🥴 i guess i was waiting for something a bit more ominous due to the chapta title.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 18, 2022 23:54:39 GMT
also do the beavers normally punch? or is that a human maneuver? careful picking ur mate in the old mating season brotha *nudge nudge wink* :umm: wait, do we get to do that?!@ :hyper: --all the bobs and not bridget. i thought bob was taking care of that!@ :screamears: i do? pretty sure we was talking about u ovur dare. :hyper: yeah, i guess i focused on the wrong word in that title! cuz council doesn't sound spicy at all! tricked me with the war addition! these authors are sneaky. i'm learning that's a big part of authoring. i can't buleev he hasn't brought him back up! smh there is a lot to keep track of! :stuburn: and their busy emulating hasing a hang over and stuff. i guess there was more of a focus on how fun it is to be a beaver. :dunno: did i listen to more than that one? ah yes. i did. ok ok. so yeah. don't tell bridget i broke her beaver. :embarrassed: i guess it wasn't part of the plan to have random people like howard swim arounf in the extremely difficult to manufacture manniebeavers for fun! so then 19: you did what? i thought bridget was gonna find out about the broken manny and be all pissed or seomthing. but then instead it was about bob almost getting arrested and beaten! but instead he jumped off the cops face! don't want to act like a super beaver. i'm sure they do that all the time! :hugerolleeyes:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 20, 2022 14:48:35 GMT
:umm: wait, do we get to do that?!@ :hyper: --all the bobs and not bridget. bridget thinking how she didn't think this mission thru very well. gah! i thought the bob i made to take care of that made a bob to take care of that!@#$ we totally underrated the sneakiness levels needed!!!! true! hard to pay attention when distracted by the future ability to touch your good beaver self!!@#$ i didn't mean to use it so hard! ;snicker; ;dunno; *swims away like superbeaver* man! these beavers are SURLY! and they do NOT like u looging at their wagons thad way!! ;nosir;
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 21, 2022 9:46:00 GMT
bridget thinking how she didn't think this mission thru very well. she sure didn't. speaking of bridget, man the author does an amazing job changing his voice for her. i'd swear it was a different narrator. a horrible one. but different! i guess every bob they make to take care of it just makes another bob to take care of it and that goes on indefinitely and there's never a bob to take care of it. and maybe eventually bob is just steve and he doesn't really take care of things, per se. we sure did. i'm not sure i had realized any needed at all! i was WAY off! when we put it that way, it does make sense. she should really be around for it! they'll just figure they lost us. :B :suspicious; also, are all the cities like this? or was this a particular bad cop in this city? he was out to get them from the start! GOD DAMN RIF RAF!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 21, 2022 14:46:55 GMT
she sure didn't. speaking of bridget, man the author does an amazing job changing his voice for her. i'd swear it was a different narrator. a horrible one. but different! her horrible scottish accent helps in making her distict also and not JUST sound like a guy raising his voice an octave. andalsohorrible STEVE! TAKE CARE OF THAT! *licks pizza and says sure steve* *makes another steve* i think we are easy to trick and fool so we don't realize the amount of trickyness put into tricking us! SORRY HONEY I STARTED WITHOUT U! oh man. masturbation jokez ftw! i will say, i'm not particularly enjoying the beaver voices!@@#$ ch 20: just in case five minute chapter that i dun really even no wad it was talking about. one of the bob's is trying to persuade a poseidon dude to use the autofactories to... prepare for war with the starfleet? something like that. ch 21: getting involved well that escalated quickly!~@#$ they are nett greta at blending in with these towns! *get stabbed and shot* do we assume the "scatterings" are the giant tube admin's way of breaking up any and all attempts at "resistance" or rebellion or wadever? seems like they should make their beavers enjoy the local food! like can't you program the tastebuds to translate fish guts to pizza flavor or something? bridget: looks like a predator wanted to eat us last night except we dun smell like real beavers. ;snicker; bob: ;dunno: :B bill: :B some other bob: :B me: ;weary; smh Ch22: living in interesting times!!@#$ ehh.. beaver bob pukes out a bug roamer for their hotel room and they see they're being followed. they go to various assorted taverns. (having horrible game flashbacks BARKEEP I'M PARCHED POUR ME A DRINK!) i guess the bullet garfield was shot with was a flechette so it didn't roon his mannybeaver too bad. have they been found out by teh admins? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO... THE HORRIBLE BEAVER SHOW!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 23, 2022 1:50:13 GMT
her horrible scottish accent helps in making her distict also and not JUST sound like a guy raising his voice an octave. andalsohorrible right. it is very distinct yet still horrible. and sounds like a lady but you nailed it not just the raised octavius. so i guess ;vernoog: to the narrator i guess. i'm pretty sure steve has no idea what the task is or was or anything and never did! speak for yourself! i've got honed senses! keen! seeing everything and being 14 steps ahead of everyone!@ :stuburn: it's not often you can play with yourself AND your wife's beaver at the same time!! pretty amazing universe bob has stumbled into. er howard i guess. 🙄 no? i was noticing that they sound like they're chewing on ur nuts! oh yeah, i almost forgot about that. there was something about the guy being his friend or maybe a grandson of a friend or some crap. :dunno: JUST BE PREPARED DAMN IT!@ THAT'S ALL I ASK! are you saying there's a threat? WTF! is my manny broken? are the words i'm saying not coming out of my manny head?!@ THAT'S ALL I'VE FUCKING SAID!@ you fucking efemorals are so dense!@ do you not get that there are like thousands and thousands of uber powerful bob's flying arounf up here?! and they're nuts and think you people are horrible and holding them back?
it is amazing how bad they were at this following these beavers to figure out wad is up. i was also thinking they were being a bit casual earlier on the river. "since no one is watching we could swim fast and ignore the resting and stuff that the dumb ol beavers have to do or whatever." wtf? you don't know who's watching!! you act normal all the time cuz you DON'T FUCKING KNOW! *aggravation clouds swoop* yeah, that's wad i thought too. right they translate all the gestures and crap! make eating and drinking great! :weary: also that would make it easier to do what you want. THEY fucking love the food and beverage! you should too!! :weary: you want them to give a fuck? or make sweet beaver jokes? or both? ok you past me by. :ballhands:
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