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Post by ditkanate on May 14, 2022 22:32:12 GMT
:vernoog: finely tuned machine is definitely what people call us. sigh.. sorry brother the answer we were looking for was SENTENCES! the answer was sentences. didn't want to be rude! ahh, yeah it is the pavs being cats thing! my brain has burried that detila in some unfindable crate! BOB MY BEAVER IS ALL GREASY AND STICKKY!@#$ bob: ;floet; ;dunno; i still think it might be him! ;stuburn; YOU'RE NOT BOBS ANYMORE NO BEGONE ehh... isn't taht how humans get in trouble? dehumanizing people with different viewpoints? hey bob go get ur beaver caught. bam. strategery chapter. ch 32: Losing on Purpose so bob gets captured and yells at popeye and gets zapped and tosts popeye against a wall and breaks some chains and the opposition beaver lady lisp beavertalks all mean to him and now he's gonna see the higher ups in teh resistance ovur dare!@#[/quote]
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Post by isthisamo on May 17, 2022 5:00:55 GMT
sigh.. sorry brother the answer we were looking for was SENTENCES! the answer was sentences. oh! i was way off! i was thinking like hot dogs, or gum drops, or affirmations maybe!
you have to play along when you get shot! those are the rules we set up!@# :stuburn: i thought that might be it but i was worried i would offend you! but then i thought. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM ALL THE THINGS!? self! that's a godo idea if i ever heard one fine self! proceed! maybe do a maintenance diagnostic check or something. :dunno: it's YOUR beaver! :stuburn: never knokw. the author gonna throw us a twist!@ DUH DUH DUUUUHHH!#!@ yeah, is the author intentionally making the bobs horrible here? like we're supposed to be irritated by them? or are we supposed to be on the bobses side and hate starfleet? cuz i'm totally NOT on the bobs' side right now. it's like, do you even hear yourself right now? starfleet was right. you didn't listen to them at all! you've decided you get to do whatever the hell you want. and when someone voiced concern you just laughed them out of the moot!
gah. now ur acting like this war is all there fault and your hands were completely tied. but actually it's your stuburness that is causing it not starfleet at all! eye dun no hau. :B bob
oh. i gez i just has to walk arounf! that was easier than i thought! :B
yup! and then! chapter 33 is higher ups or something i forget. and he talks to higher ups. one of the through a motorola walkie talkie or something. and the other one is some rich beaver lady. did she talk with less of a lisp? so the "poor" beavers are all lispy but then the high falootin can just talk normal?! maybe i'm not remembering. but then a final reveal at end of chapter! do not read til you've lilstened cuz bigtime spoiler!@# the motorola guy IS bender!@# nice. i didn't actually see that coming. so well done author guy or whatever. :clap:
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Post by ditkanate on May 17, 2022 12:35:14 GMT
oh! i was way off! i was thinking like hot dogs, or gum drops, or affirmations maybe! i probably would have accepted those answers too but u didn't even type up an attempt! just a real swing and a miss by us. smh. ack! u think they bought it? JFC HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM OF COURSE PAVS ARE CATS GAH!@#$@# THAT'S IT I'M DONE TYPING HERE I CAN'T PUT UP WITH ALL THIS CONDESCENSION AND DISRESPECT!#@$#@#$ *stomps off in huge pants* exactly!@#$ jeez take better care of your beaver bridget! YOU TOOK DOWN OUR AUTOFACTORIES HOW DARE YOU!@#$ starfloot: wel u wouldn't listen so we GTFO WE ARE AT WAR!@#$ *plugs ears and starts building bombs n stef* good thing they had that strategery meeting! nope! 33 was "Ultimatums", a dumbjim 5 minute chapter of bill getting mad at starfleet and saying they're at war or whatever cuz starfleet shut down a bunch of autofactories. 34 i hasn't leaded so i'll have to come back for the spice below!! okimback i think he meant like a big old radio like the size of a tv made of wood like when people in the 30s sat around listening to it. but whatever. she seemed plenty lispy to me. :dunno; lol me neither!@# ;hyper; and he also got a chuckle out of me! when bob said something like he'd like one of the curvy knives for his dinner set when the torture guy was trying to ball menacing. it only took 7 hours of leading to get us a spice nugget!!@#$ ;hyper;;;; so bender is helping teh resistance! seems like the only way there could even BE a resistance is with help from someone or something like a bender
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Post by isthisamo on May 18, 2022 7:43:10 GMT
i probably would have accepted those answers too but u didn't even type up an attempt! just a real swing and a miss by us. smh. so sorry bro. you threw me like a read ur mind softball and i just let it go by like i was trying to get a walk, but we're not even playing with walks! oh man! that quinlin is so shot! i can't even buleev it!@#
them i guess
right! i guess that is totally what i was expecting! if i made even the slightest miscalculation and type up the wrong thing! typing with you is a delicate act of balance!@ the only way we stomp really. yeah! you should have thought of that before you abondoned your beaver to a lonely bob for months on end!@#@! right! man that starfleet is teh waerst!@# starleet: but... shut it!@# and take a few sweet bombs up ur aaasssss!@#!#@! haha!@# look how dumb those uniforms look as they're blowing up! hahahah!!
so close
and he's baackk! eh. i don't think so. he wouldn't call that a motorola. :B he said it was tech from teh 90s which is way in teh past for him. even before he became a replicant that was still the distant past for them. i couldn't really members. well, they ARE beavers. :dunno:
finally! a chuckle nugget! i like that dipped in some nice chuckle sauce. well!@# i'm no bob author!@ :stuburn:
yeah, i was like, oh! that makes sense. bender made the resistance possible. well. looks like they'll find him now!
so i listened to another one. part 2 chapter 1 it's a long one! that's not the chapter name. it's called escape. and so, it's about bob escaping from teh resistance. :B and he's all ninjabeaver to get out of there and he takes bender with him and like tosts the radio in the air and then beats a bunch of beavers and then catches it and keeps on going! yeah. we got some sweet moves from teh ol swamp we're from. :B
anyway. he gets away. jostles some batteries to reconnect bender and talks to him for a few minutes before they disconnect him from teh radio thing somehow.
now it's find bender time i suppose. while also gearing up for teh war that is all starfleets fault obviously. us bobs are blameless victims here!@#! *builds tons of nukes that are extra towny*
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Post by ditkanate on May 19, 2022 18:52:27 GMT
so sorry bro. you threw me like a read ur mind softball and i just let it go by like i was trying to get a walk, but we're not even playing with walks! BROTHER WHAT SPORT ARE WE PLAYING!@# ;dunno; :B i gotta say. they have done an absolutely SHIT job of blending in and not being noticed and being superbeavers. with how bad they are at it i'm not sure why they even bothered making the beavers in the first place!@#$ *tosts a beaver through the wall and then neo matrix bullet dodges* *leaps a tall building in a single bound* Du yOu tHinK tHeY nOtICeD? :B ;nailbite; ;umm; ;user; ;ducks; i guess that's you typing here wouldn't surprise me if bob helped starfleet knock out those stations just so he could have his own little private beaverfest!@@#$ OMFG SO DUMB!@# ;rofl; ;lmao; true! i don't recall him saying 90s but i nett lissn gude. :B also later bob carries him away under his beaverarm so.... i didn't realize all these beavers would be so horrible! ;hyper; i honestly thought the actual bobauthor slipped into ur reply there for a sec! no chuckenugges or sauce here i'm afraid. *gets away* wel now wut back to finding bender time and being mad at starfleet. hey, but we know bender is within 10,000 miles. or 10 tube segments. or something, i dunno. megastructure words. CLOSE ENOUGH! he's close enough. ;stuburn;
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Post by isthisamo on May 20, 2022 13:32:07 GMT
BROTHER WHAT SPORT ARE WE PLAYING!@# ;dunno; :B i had flashbacks to our emila days involving buckets and juice and if i recall owls. i'm not sure that qualifies as a sport though. yeah, they could have went in as pavs!@ that would've been brilliant! meow talking to all the beavers and stuff. yes! it's like walking on eggshells or something. oh. now that is a good theory! that's more believable than some dumb ol starfleet who are actually very peaceful and just like one piece uniforms. i was thinking of something like this. only a little more boxy and not so baggy.
i thought beavers would be GREAT!@#
also u
that would be something! hey there bobauthor!@ hows about you put some more good stuff into your bookos next time!@ TIA!@#! :dunno: yeah. i dun think i listened to any mores yet. i will tonight or some other time that isn't tonight. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on May 20, 2022 18:48:17 GMT
i had flashbacks to our emila days involving buckets and juice and if i recall owls. i'm not sure that qualifies as a sport though. oh!!! that reminds me!@!# ;hyper; so when we were out to dinner with mom and dadentine, we somehow got to talking about me and you and our emila days. or maybe mom was talking about when you lived in their basement on jane st or something? it's all a bit fuzzy. ANYWAY. she was referring to times when apparently you were emilaing me hoard juice and she was within earshot and very jealous of our godo times! she's like, i could hear him laughing away over there! I WANNA PLAY! i'm just like smh tbh oh mom, ur just not funny. ;applerub; exactly! beavers and pussycats! ;hyper;; BOB LEEV HILFS ALOWN. i guess that's starfleet. hey look! is bagphone bender! baggy bender the bagphone boy! uh, yeah! ;usehaid; ;pea; also ;stuburn; i guess he uses our old forearm emoji slang! me neither godo chpa brotherio. me neither.
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Post by isthisamo on May 23, 2022 12:06:42 GMT
oh!!! that reminds me!@!# ;hyper; so when we were out to dinner with mom and dadentine, we somehow got to talking about me and you and our emila days. or maybe mom was talking about when you lived in their basement on jane st or something? it's all a bit fuzzy. ANYWAY. she was referring to times when apparently you were emilaing me hoard juice and she was within earshot and very jealous of our godo times! she's like, i could hear him laughing away over there! I WANNA PLAY! i'm just like smh tbh oh mom, ur just not funny. ;applerub; yeah. we've talked about this. how we tried to include her and sent her some uberspice and she straightfaced us!@# :stuburN: this is a real and true missed opportunity by this author!@# holy hell. boy. you really don't like walking on egg shells. i guess i'm used to it. if ur gonna go down and fuck with all these hilfs. at least get some good beaver towning in!@3 IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE!@#
also starfleet.
i didn't have a choice!@#@! :screams:
baggy bender probably
i would expect an author to be able to pick up on this stuff rather quickly. well, now i have!
short chpa 2.2 - a 2nd visit
so i guess he's talking about the megalopolis expert guy who's also a replicant but not a bob. and i think he doesn't has a ship. just a replicant in a cube on a planet somewhere right? i already forgot his name again. grover? :dunno:
so yeah. they talked about the megaubertubopolis structure and gave will some ideas to give to bob about maybe doing some stef in there or getting arounf or something. very spicy.
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Post by ditkanate on May 23, 2022 21:36:31 GMT
yeah. we've talked about this. how we tried to include her and sent her some uberspice and she straightfaced us!@# :stuburN: well i though you'd wanna know it still BURNS HER UP BIGTIME!@# ;pea;; eggshells are fine i just can't believe you typed up such PUKE INDUCING words to me. WHY I NEVER!@#$ ;stuburn;;;;; again starfleet is coming across as the sane ones! HE'S FUCKING WITH THE HILFS ALL WRONG!@#$ ;screamears;;;; uh huh sure thing DJ BAGGY B! exactly! like us! authors of prodigious amounts! IT'S DOCTOR TOPOPOLIS! ;hyper;;; there's a big flange in the mountain that can hold stef OH A BAFFLE there's a baffle in the mountains between sections for stef and the train goes all over blah blah blahdiddy bligh blahg@@#$@$#
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Post by isthisamo on May 24, 2022 10:57:39 GMT
well i though you'd wanna know it still BURNS HER UP BIGTIME!@# ;pea;; actually, that'd burn me up too. come to think of it. to know it was my fault would not help at all! well, it's your fault! this is ALL your fault! so take these words up ur ying yang buddy!@#! yeah. can i read some starfleet booko spinoff by some better author please?! *he beat boxes or something probably* we are expert quantity authors!@ let us know if you need any advice. everyone here: oh man. he's great. so kind and polite. helpful. gave the author a chance to talk about the bob war and how it's effecting people a little. well down bobauthor guy. good jeorb ovur dare. at least it was only 7 minutes! so i listened to the next one like i mentioned in my text. i guess it is 2.3 and it has some dumb name probably.
it was much longer. it was bob being dumb beaverbob some more. when he gets caught in the net i'm just like, ffs! what the hell are you doing just swimming on down the river. DUM DE DOO DAH! i'm sure everything is fine now. i can just swim along here and AAACKAASDHS!@ WTF?! a net? oh man. nobody told me they had those! i thought they had given up! :B
anyway. he does more super beaver crap blending in perfectly and is off again. 🙄 maybe i net tuk roovur!@ :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 24, 2022 18:01:17 GMT
actually, that'd burn me up too. come to think of it. to know it was my fault would not help at all! HEY! UR THE ONE THAT SUXXORS! ;FU; (@) us to mom. I'M NOT SURE I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS UNWARRANTED ABUSE!@#$@$##@$ i don't think so, no. not on our fine fine curated listor. AMAZE! we might be the premiere quantity duo out there! eye ken nutt teech rite now peepl nett lik ruplicuntz :B doc top ;hyper; only 65 more 7 minutes sections to go!@#$@# ;hyper;;;;;; Up The Creek!! WEL EYE GEZ EYE NET PLUN GUDE FORE DIS. :B bob, literally all the time. also apparently the other beavers are getting moldy! ch2.4: Played i guess teh bobs was played. starfleet rootkitted teh stations 10 years ago! EYE THOT THEY WUZ JUST DUM! :B no, bob, YOU'RE dumb.
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Post by isthisamo on May 26, 2022 3:22:22 GMT
HEY! UR THE ONE THAT SUXXORS! ;FU; (@) us to mom. well. we're not the ones who made her suck! it's not OUR fault she sucks. i'm pretty sure she sucked way before we came along. ... right? wait, now i'm second guessing myself. oh! u'll take it baby! not sure why. i guess we'll put up with a lot for a spice morsel. well... if i find one i'm adding it!@# bender is boxo the amaze less spidery cousin of rocky!@ what a twist! i'll have business cards made up. I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN STAR TREK!@#@!# :screamears: doc top some more :whew: wow. better name than i would have thought. tbh. it's probably just seaweed or maybe they're growing coral! that could be nice. become an attraction. right. again i'm reminded how irritating bob's attitude towards starfleet. like you said earlier. at least following something like star trek universe morals is following SOMETHING vs. just doing whatever the fuck you want or think of, which is usually dumb and not well thought out at all!@# but it's like he decided basing something on a tv show is dumb so UR dumb! stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on May 26, 2022 19:50:54 GMT
well. we're not the ones who made her suck! it's not OUR fault she sucks. i'm pretty sure she sucked way before we came along. ... right? wait, now i'm second guessing myself. i mean. she married chewdark well before we came along, so.... addicted to the granuals filling all your quantity needs since 2004! SHE JUST CAHNT DOOEIT CAPN@!!@# come one come all STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE AMAZING CORAL SUPERBEAVERS!@#@#$ i guess they're carnies now. i'm not sure it's even that! its that replicants of him think anything different than he does is just SO PREPOSTEROUS!@# WTF THEY'RE ME WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM!!@$##@$
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Post by isthisamo on May 27, 2022 10:17:17 GMT
i mean. she married chewdark well before we came along, so.... true true. but, we didn't manage to make her better. not sure if that was ever possible. but if so, we failed. that does make sense. there as delightful as dinner crumbs! maybe more! that is A LOT of quantity needs filled! who? beverly or whoever? :B
doc top
i'm not seeing any drop in usefulness to their current times!@ well. it is a tip that next chapter... sort of. let's get into it!
next chapter 2.5 Hugh talks a lot and grabs a beaver
so a bunch of words about how the skippies found out some weird stuff about drift and how it only happens once you wake up the orginal pre-clone person. so the clone is pefectly identical, then when you wake up the 2nd bob whoever is 2nd woke is a new different bob. i believe is how it was explained. they dun know why yet but have some dumb ol theories about it. so then they decide to go romping arounf as beavers some more. :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 27, 2022 17:51:39 GMT
true true. but, we didn't manage to make her better. not sure if that was ever possible. but if so, we failed. we sure did! crazy! would have thought for SURE raising us sweet children in a cult with chewdark would has improved her BIGTIME!$#@$#@$#@ depends on my mood really! staggering what we accomplish! if he isn't talking about topopolises he's pretty dumb really i'm seeing a step up! now they can make some more beaver money! it never gets old! weird! oh well it's beavertime!!@! hugh and bob so what they're saying then, is that BOB has drifted and THAT's why he dun like or recognize teh new peeps! something like that.
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Post by isthisamo on May 28, 2022 8:54:16 GMT
we sure did! crazy! would have thought for SURE raising us sweet children in a cult with chewdark would has improved her BIGTIME!$#@$#@$#@ exactly! if anyone should have a sweet sense of humor it should be her! honey, fetch me some mood crumbs. thanks! it's my specialty! :stuburn: him i guess why didn't you just tell us you wanted to be sweet beaver attractions!?
the beavers
how could it? eh. i'm not sure that is how it works. but the drift is weirder than they thought that's for sure.
chapter 2.6 the war heats up, just like the beavers. :leer: amiright?!
just a bunch of war words. i guess starfleet is getting cut off from stef. of course we have no idea what starfleet's plans or really even desires are outside stopping fucking all the hilfs. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on May 31, 2022 17:11:07 GMT
exactly! if anyone should have a sweet sense of humor it should be her! brap? i'm in the mood for some! and if i'm not, then i need get me in the mood for mood crumbs crumbs!@# yeah we would have shot at and twakked you way less! probably. more beaver words to the moldy beaver attraction. BROTHER YOU ARE RITE! again, very little war in a chapter about the war heating up. and i guess starfleet isn't immune from being dumb! they may not quite be bobs but they're related!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 1, 2022 2:05:13 GMT
LOL!@~ ROFL!# oh man! that's great. top notch humer good family. you should always has plenty of various crumb types on hand! it's just part of living in a modern society! well, probably more twaking and less shoting. if i think about it.
some dumb beaver
i dun remember. why was starfleet dumb? i dun member wad dumb they do. :B
but, that chapter was followed up by a war battle chapter! 2.7 battle of some dumb place
so wasn't much of a battle really. they tried to attack the autofactory or network hub or something. and starfleet shot a few busters at them and then self destructed the thing. that's it. there was some general guy there but that didn't amount to much in my recollection. his plan is to just blow up all the stuff that starfleet took over and just build new ones. only way to be safe. :dunno: probably true, lest you want to trust a bob to say it's safe and i could see how you might not be ready for that.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 1, 2022 20:57:09 GMT
LOL!@~ ROFL!# oh man! that's great. top notch humer good family. ork! tell me about it! we went over to bobs house the other and sat there all night, never offered ONE crumb! it was humiliating!!@!# people do love twakking the beavers ehhh.. some mistake they made about something. ;dunno; IT IS A TIP THAT NEWHOLME! don't worry it is totally safe! ;nono; and now that planet is out of communication for 24 hours! which, may or may not end up being a big deal. probably not. :dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 2, 2022 10:08:54 GMT
i'll be here all week.
u
wow. guess you won't go over there again!@ :weary: :snicker: :leer: according to bob. who's the dumbest dumbjim of them all! oh! i also forgot that whatever bob that was, bill maybe? is now a fugitive in that district or whatever cuz they wanted him to surrender and get arrested and forfit all his assets. i'm not sure why they thought bill would agree to that.
then next chapter is 2.8 the search i guess there was some searching. more just bob bumbling arounf as a beaver and drinking beaverbeer and stuff. is that a search? not much better than terrence and phillip searching for treshah!
he's very suspicious of hugh but can't really identify anything other than shady mannerisms. i wonder if hugh is a double-agent skippy/starfleet. :dunno: also, i liked how hugh was there for like 20 minutes and was instantly like a million times better beaver than any of those first 4 asshats could ever dream of.
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