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Post by isthisamo on Dec 31, 2021 5:18:07 GMT
yes fixed! sitting in a filthy pee suit is home! home is where the pee is.
sayings they have on signs hanging in their horrible red cave homes
i guess they only have like 2 or 3 songs that they can sing and not get hung for! this sounds exactly right to me. super horrible. that was dad giving you super sweet subtle opposite advice! SON! FINE SON OF MINE! IF YOU WANT THAT HORRIBLE PENIS OF URS TO GET ANY ACTION AT ALL YOU WILL NEED TO REMOVE IT FROM THINE PANTS!!
that was the advice you could infer but he can't actually tell you. pretty nice of him really you ungrateful horrible son!@#!
i didn't get any advice at all!@# just accusations of jizzing in the shower! which i emphatically denied because i jizzed all over everything practically, but i didn't really do it in the shower. :B
yeah, i suppose ur right! also how many of those 97 were gimpers!!?? HOW DID THEY THINK THAT WAS GONNA WORK!@#>>? :weary: that'd be pretty funny if they didn't even use the helium-3 for terraforming anymore, just to flufify all their sweet towning locations, which is a LOT!!! that does seem to be correct. with a few beatings thrown in. i guess the beating offense is only for towning in unauthorized locations. they are really about having specific towning locations. that just makes good society sense!! :usehaid: i don't know that either! also, with a billion of those fuckers mining away, that's a lot of helium-3 so. :dunno: damn straight good bro!! he'll be known throughout the goldland for tittering those ladies to tittering levels they've heretofore never titterfelt before!@#!@ i'm pretty sure they did. i think they might has talked about it more in the carving chapter. :dunno: but i read somewhere that some didn't make it through this process. and, he's dead! welp! stay tuned for book 2 in the red fail at rising BITIME!@#! THE SUPER SWEET SERIES!!
that sounds like a horrible saying in this universe to me. actually, it's too good for them!@ gotta mix some pee in there or something! yeah, the irritations are slowing and i'm getting there too. i know! that was pretty horrible and long and holy crap the golds are amazing!! damn straight! they basically only eat crap that is worse than gruel down in the caves!@#! :weary: And now. He is golden boy. AND NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN A HELLDIVER GRIP 😤 i was a little irritated that he threatened the carver. like he's getting all cocky in his goldness and that makes sense, he's still just a stupid kid. but it's like, eh, if anyone knows some weakness u has, IT IS A TIP THAT THE GUY THAT JUST BUILT U!! TIA!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 31, 2021 16:53:42 GMT
home is where the pee is. sayings they have on signs hanging in their horrible red cave homes home is where the hangings and pitvipers is. *they're singing one of the few approved songs* *someone tries to slip in an alternate plum lyric* HANG!!@#$#$@#@$ wow. i was so dense, i didn't get that, like, AT ALL!@#$$#@ GAH!@#$ HAHA THE JOKEZ ON U DAD THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE I DOESN'T JIZZ!@# ;stuburn; ;fu; *a sweet strong beautiful smart undervcover gold drags his legs through the door* *damn they thought that might work* they keep mining this stuff we have to do SOMETHING with it!!@# we DO town a bunch of places... and we COULD make them extra fluffy.... WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!@# exactly! it's no wonder the golds have so many fluffy towning places! god damn reds won't quit mining the shit!!@# tittering heights previously unheard of or even dared to imagine!@#$$@# that i believe. seemed like a pretty tough process tbh! BOOKO 2, ANOTHER STAB AT CARVING! *nope* *sigh* also, i do NOT think he got actual wings. they were talking about the gold "sigil" on the back of their hands (i think?). anyway golds have gold wings there! or something! but now dumbarrow has them carved on there too. all godo. chpa. i'm just so on edge and ready to hate every booko!!!@# now that i know what the golds are like i'm with them! let them horrible piss stained reds mine and hang! eww! lol just had a vision of brian regan snapping the curtain shut between first class and coach on an airplane. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE CINNAMON!@#$#@$ yeah relax guy take a rest! jeez. ur still a pissboy to me! ;stuburn;; CHAPATA 13: BAD THINGS!@# me: well. THAT doesn't sound good. ;nono; He can't even eat the whole fish! These peerless gold people sound like a real drag! i think i'll be a horrible bronze gold thank u very much!@# not sure any fish is THAT delicious that i couldn't leave 20% of it behind tho. now, a BURGER, well that's differenter. ALSO DON'T SAY BLOODYDAMN!!@#$ say GORYdamn like a true noble! If I'm a good man why do I want to do bad things 😈 wel, eye gez eye didn't thunk thad's y chapter called thad way. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 1, 2022 1:48:24 GMT
home is where the hangings and pitvipers is. *it's neatly made of cross-stitched intestines from hung red's* they make good use out of all these hung bastards! dammit jerry! you know we can't sing about testicle sized fruits and melons and stuff! :weary: carlita, go pull his legs. pull 'em hard too, he won't be any use to the resistance gimpers. man! he couldn't have been more clear!@#! :weary: no wonder dad was so irritated all the time when we were young. :yes: aww man! what the hell is in my shoe?!!! dad making me think of, some sort of fermented chicken beverage. also! who wouldn't want to town where it is all extra super helium-3 fluffy!?? it's like towning on a bed of super fluffy bunnies!@#! which everyone knows is the best!@!# also, billions of them? no wonder they have to hang them all the time! they breed like super fluffy rabbits!@#!@# they gotta keep the medics near by! what color were they? green? they have a LOT of colors! indeed godo brother! it is a tip that super sweet gravboots. i think it's funny that the golds have sweet gravboots and then the nongolds have to use some shitty version that doesn't work very well! it's what i know!!
a very good analogy!! that's exactly what it is like. just taken to the extreme. and i mention again, i didn't realize the population control problem with the reds. no wonder they are figuring out ways to kill them off!@#!
jesus! how many are there now?! ok, make anther song a hanging song i guess. ffs!@!
they might as well not even eat!@#@!# practically!@#!@#
yeah, when they brought it up with fish i'm like, weird to pick like the grossest food! YOU LEAVE 20% OF THAT BOILED CABBAGE!@#!@# :twak:
yeah, the golds are all, well we can't say the same thing as the dumb ol reds!@#!@#
so, eh, what do we say then?! eh.. skindamn? dammit!!@ who let goldjerry in here!!
you thought maybe bad things were going to happen, vs just foreshadowing. i see. i don't think i gave the ol chapter name that much weight. i forgot to add the DUH DUH DUUUUNHHH!@#!@# after it. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 1, 2022 23:29:27 GMT
dammit jerry! you know we can't sing about testicle sized fruits and melons and stuff! :weary: carlita, go pull his legs. pull 'em hard too, he won't be any use to the resistance gimpers. jerry and carlita are true loyal reds!!@# i mean. that's never really been something i've wondered that much about tbh. imho. you: what's the matter pops did you leave ur shoes.... IN THE SHOWER! alcoholic chicken? hey.... could we ferment some of this god awful helium-3 shit they won't quit pumping out! exactly! it's like towning on a bunny pile without all the pesky hair and allergies!!@#$ see now that makes sense. OMG HANG THEM FASTER THERE'S MORE THAN EVAR!@#$@#$ but sir! we dun has enough gravity to hangs them all! I DON'T CARE MAKE THEM PULL THE LEGS OR SOMETHING!@#$@#$ JUST GET IT DONE!@#$ aye aye *salute* oops! we "lost" another dumb color person to a shitty gravboot accident. *that's a shame gif* how many non-hanging songs can they sing at this point? two? make one of those a hanging song i guess! really not sure wad else we can do. ;shrug; you want a REAL test, give them a tiny bag of doritos and see if they can leave 20% of THAT!!@#$@#$@#$@#$ i mean we definitely ALL agree that we have to say somethingdamn, right? yeah i was thinking dumb old foreshadowing. i guess the lack of DUH DUH DUHHHHNNNN's should have been a clue for me!@##$@ chapatahh 14: Andromedus i'll be honest, not sure wad that's supposed to foreshadow. and even after reading teh chapter i'm not sure what it aftershadowed either? maybe it's the name of a bloodydamn horse? I gez they brought horses to Mars And the gold's don't sound very nice. they'll slice everything off ya's and all ur fam's and everyone evar who evar wad a person you evar had be a person!@#$ SO DON'T LAUGH WHEN YOU DANCE TOO GOOD!@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 2, 2022 0:58:45 GMT
jerry and carlita are true loyal reds!!@# well, they were. now carlita is by herself and thinking about singing one of the hanging songs while doing the fu dance! :suspicious:
dad
sorry sir, the only thing we can come up with is the super fluffy towning bubbles sir. alright! MORE TOWNING ROOMS#@$@ and the only ones nibbling on ur bits is the tittering ladies!! :whew: do i have to think of everything!@#!#@
we could hang them for singing and dancing and stuff. the bonus is they do that all the time.
NOW THAT'S THE TICKET JIM!#@! UR NOT SO USELESS AFTERALL!@ MAKE IT SO!
this is probably more population control. along with the golds using other colors as slicing practice. :B we're going to have to come up with some new types of infractions here!@#! exactly!@ offer up a challenge for fuck sakes!!@# well jesusdamn hell!@! of course we agree with that!@#!@#
i was just testing one out there. i guess let's keep thinking.
yeah, who or what the fuck is andromedus? i figure it's that chick that he fell in love with instantly! of course he falls for the first gold chick he sees! so much for EO!@! AYE-OO!! of course they did! it's for the riding!@! and looking regal!!! :usehaid: also, rich people love fucking horses for some reason! :dunno: no, no they don't sound nice at all. unless you want to be in some slicing game where you don't stand a chance at because ur playing against people genetically altered to be a million times better than you. :B
ok, also, i had a quote highlighted from a couple chapters ago that i thought i would put here. the author just drops that and leaves it. nothing to add. just FYI. that's how things are going during this time. super well obviously. and in the bad things chapter. "I will be Darrow or I will be nothing." and blah blah i won't give up my name. and so now they are hacking and crap to change it. like :twak: you fucking baby! who gives a shit now!?? ur wife's dead. UR DEAD! you have nothing! wtf different does it make!?
whatever.
onward!!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 2, 2022 16:02:38 GMT
well, they were. now carlita is by herself and thinking about singing one of the hanging songs while doing the fu dance! maybe carlita can recruited by the sons of ares and inflitrate the pinks! ;leer; also *chewdark* gah! AND SEND MORE ROPE DOWN INTO THOSE INFERNAL MINES!@#$@#$@#$ huge towning pile relief there! this plan is really coming together! i think the only thing to add would be making them mine the actual rope! or have those horrible spiderhair ladies weave it out of the disgusting ass spider silk! *they mow through colors like a sickle on a wheat harvest* THE FUTURE JUST HAS TOO MANY GORYDAMN PEOPLE IN IT!@#$@#$@#$ do you think we could entice them to town in the gray's park? we could let them "accidentally" find it! there was a gold chick on a horse, E-I-E-I-O i want to town her right away, AYE OH FUGGEDABOUDIT maybe that's a gold song? HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE UPPER CRUST ROYALTY REGAL CLASS IS IF WE AREN'T FUCKING HORSES!@#$@#$ THINK MAN!@#$@#$ they prolly run fast in that low gravit. :B ok, now, you guys... you stand about HERE. and hold still. this is gonna be fun. if you want to hold a sword or something you can, but tbh it's pointless. and then we have to come around afterwards and collect them all so we'd rather you not. but it is ur choice! we have to offer them. ;rubhands; better for him than those girls with the bags job!! see, this prickish name insistence just shows he's growing into his new gold personality!@#$ u peasants shalt calleth thine DARROW or i shalst sliceth thee most gravely!@#$@#$ CHPTAH 15 - TEH TESTINGZ ;worried; They ARE carving out new towning rooms with 🍑 ladies!@$ Ooh and he meats Cassius. DUN WORRY HAYSEED GOLD BOY WITH CRUSHGRIP! I'LL PAY THIS TIME U PAY NEXT TIME!@# ;hyper; And stumbles on his crush nude. 🤤 *blush* *run* said in fezzik voice: that was not very gold-like
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 4, 2022 3:35:05 GMT
maybe carlita can recruited by the sons of ares and inflitrate the pinks! ;leer; we gotta start the infiltrations somewhere!@# :stuburn: they're running out of rope? don't they just reuse the same rope? i wouldn't think they'd get a new one each time. i'm so tired of things that aren't teh lades nibbling on my bits during sweet towning times!@#!
somebody used to the rabbit pile i guess
that makes good sense except we need the rope to be extra scratchy and horrible! :usehaid: i mean, that sounds like what it is like, YES!@@! oh, that's good thinking jobesius! i dun no.
*later*
man! that was one of the goriest gray and silver and whatever colors slaughter we've had in a long time!@!
GORYDAMN RIGHT!@!
Bobesius!@!#@ THAT IS BRILLIANT!! U'VE DONE IT MAN!@#! :highfive:
oh man, that was so horrible it made me i'm pretty sure that IS a gold song! has to be!! i was thinking that too, about the running. and OF COURSE on the crusty royalty!! i mean, you can move too if you want. again, doesn't really matter in the end. it's gonna be a gorydam good time regardless!! oh yea, for you too!! :floet: yeah, they could really use some job upgrades!!!
and i thought they smelled bad, on the outside!!!
i suppose so! i guess dancer is like, WELP! WE WANTED HIM TO BE ALL GOLDY!@! can't have our gross red cake and eat it too!! the testing was actually pretty boring. TBH. :dunno: except for the naked chicks part! :leer:
oh right! now you can town floating in the helium-3 without ur gravboots!@! BRILLIANT!@# who doesn't love a good floattown! well, if you ain't a gold you'll never know!@#@!#
also, i guess cassius is from bologna!! alright sir.
i hate everything about these golds!@@! except for their townability!@#! whooo!@ and how!@!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 4, 2022 22:17:24 GMT
we gotta start the infiltrations somewhere!@# :stuburn: exactly. and if i'm reading this book correctly, and i think i am, the pinks LOVE getting infiltrated. maybe if they had more than one they could ramp up the hanging process some!@# boy, someone is pretty picky when it comes to bitnibblin. smh. weave it out of pitviper nests? ;dunno; Bobesius will go down in history! what a fine highbrow word he coined! GORYDAMN!!@# ;vernoog; they move around a bit and and stuff and are sliced. darrow: wad is this "cake" u speak of? does it contain cinnamon perchance? except for the parts that made it SUPER EXCITING!@# ;HYPER;; u can have a floatHANG how about that!@@$#$#@ gotta make the enemy super hateable!@# ch 18 teh instetootwasn't actually much institute time here! for being call "the institute"! they just got there! thinking the julian guy he was chatting up on the flight in is the younger brother of that beautiful cassius dude he was talking to earlier. ;pipe; also, teh institute sounds ntg tbh imo fwiw. best case scenario you come out with a huge face scar. found myself agreeing with a lot of the main dude's reasoning as he was speechifying to the new recruits. not agreeing that this is how society should be run, but for that type of system to work and remain in place really really long term / indefinitely.... you have to keep people trained up with an edge. so they are sort of simulating what used to come naturally via wars, etc. makes sense. now darrow is here to blow it all to smithereens tho. THE REDS IS TOUGH, TOO BAD THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID AMIRITE LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 6, 2022 3:00:59 GMT
exactly. and if i'm reading this book correctly, and i think i am, the pinks LOVE getting infiltrated. well, their bred for it. and proud of their skills. so yeah! :B they only have one rope! wtf?! did the reds do something with the extras?! THAT'S IT!@ MORE HANGINGS!@#!@# u should be happy with any bitnibblin at all!@#! :stuburn:
i guess. oh i like this. a real missed opportunity by the golds here!!! :smh: there's probably a statue. floating on gravboots. what is this?! carrot cake?! ha! good one red! it's pitviper cake of course!! i guess they kind of are floathangs since they have to have their legs pulled. gotta make the enemy super townable!!@# :usehaid: the hole chapter was just like a speech! but isn't cassius the son of the super fleet family? but also don't you get a fleet?
darrow: OH! WHAT I COULD DO WITH THAT!!
eh, get blown the fuck out of the sky, that's what you'd get! :twak:
i suppose. definitely on the keeping themselves sharp bit. and i do question democracy as well. like i don't know wad the answer is. and i'm not sold with this color system. seems a bit extra extra horrible. but... *looks arounf* it doesn't seem like democracy is the perfect flawless system to me.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 6, 2022 12:32:18 GMT
well, their bred for it. and proud of their skills. so yeah! i was borned for dis! they say, as they expertly stroke various assorted orifices and such. you heard the man! more hangings! stat! but bowz we net haz rowp. WELL PULL TEH LEGS FASTER AND GET SOMEONE ELSE UP THERE!@#$#$@ i mean... yeah. and you want to be my ropeweaver... smh anytime a peerless scarred gold says gorydamn, the statue reverently floats by... OH MAN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT A CARROT IS BUT I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WAS IN THIS CAKE!@#$#$@@$# um. this sort of begs the question: after the floathang, are the float autopsy towns? i guess not or else the sons of ares recruiting method wouldn't work nearly as well!!$@#@$# exactly! i ain't here to listen to no gorydamn speaches!@#$ let's get this thing moving!@#$ yeah something like that. but julius was saying something about being from some greta family too right? i dunno i gez we wul c. not sure EVERYONE gets a fleet. some of them do, teh baest ones. also, if darrow has a fleet he will free everyone! UR FORGETTING HOW FAST HIS HANDS ARE! :usehaid; i think the color system really works for the golds! demokracy seems to have devolved and now we are at some weird never ending battle between opposing sides that shouldn't be THIS full of anger and hate. but! here we is! ;dunno; *pludge towards death* ch 19 teh fraft*he gets frafted in the second rounf* pretty good! wait, or was that the end of the first round? is this a snake draft? so many questions. chapter ends with: "Fincher grins" me: am i supposed to know who dat is? RESEARRRRCHHH!!!@# ;dunno; u are net aloud 2 strike me. *kick* ooh... you pass another HIGH IQ TAIST!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 7, 2022 0:43:34 GMT
i was borned for dis! they say, as they expertly stroke various assorted orifices and such. it's a lot better than eating grovel in a cave full of cave spiders and pit vipers and feetpulling hangings!@@!@ WHOOO!@! i just got pull on this fleshy rod here. it's not so bad! and for god sakes! can we get some more fucking rope up in here?! wtf?! it's like a conspiracy or something! WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON!@! but i can't get a couple pieces of bloodydamn rope on fucking mars!@#! :hairpull: ow, stooopp... no don't stop. :jkgay: these golds have shit figured OUT!@#! god DAMN!@!@ :yes: this is how i picture all teh reds! :dunno:
with lots of pitviper scars and cobwebs in their hair of course.
the ol grays squashed that early on cuz teh reds were loving the hangings too much. in the early days they couldn't get that population up! maybe. but we won't even remember this conversation! and it will be lost in the index!@!@ ... say la vee! ur right! i did forget about his hand speed there for a minute! then this next chapter reminded me when one of the gold proctors or whoever was eyeing his hands :leer: could i turn that fasted handed asshole into a pinkie!?? :hyper: i'd like THAT seems like quite a few of teh colors seem pretty ok with this system. it's only the real low down ones that kinda think it's not so great. but even then it's just a few of them!
yeah, that is a bit of an issue. we could use a real 3rd party and less hate. those things would help. and better education. oh, and it would be nice if money grubbing huge corporations didn't control everything for their benefit and no one else's. this author really fropped the frafting ball!@# hey! hows about a 4 page fraft rule explanation!@#! :twak:
10th out of 1000. that's all we know. pretty good for a pitviper eating dumbo red!
one of the gold groups arguing with the proctor about him. the proctor was into him but the rest were like, did you see his dead family?! EW!
we may never know! :dunno: only a genius could come up with that! :usehaid: also someone full of piss and vinegar! which the golds love apparently
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 7, 2022 14:28:17 GMT
it's a lot better than eating grovel in a cave full of cave spiders and pit vipers and feetpulling hangings!@@!@ WHOOO!@! i just got pull on this fleshy rod here. it's not so bad! it's definitely an upgrade! not sure how aware they are of how big an upgrade it is. like, well of COURSE i'm better than a red. those people are filthy animals! i DO enjoy their televised hangpulls tho! exactly!@# we can put a man on the moons arounf SATURN for goryfucks sake!@#$@#$ the bunnies don't really respond to direction! *chews cake* I REALLY THOUGHT CARROTS WOULD TASTE LESS PITVIPERY!@#$@#$ i guess they shout that with their mouth full. SAE LU V OR WADEVER also spoiler alert next chpta i was right :B they are twin bro's bro! ;usehaid; DON'T FORGET THE GRIP STRENGTH!@$#$#@#@$ ;omfgdrool; honestly if they just tosted a BIT more cinnamon teh reds way, the WHOLE THING would work pretty splendidly!!#@$@#$ indeed! not sure elections have any meaning tbh. whoever gets elected just has to do whatever all the giant donation people say! owe wel wad ken eye du, thay givez my campaign 800 billion dolarz and i wil get suicided or unelected if i dun go along. dum dee do dah.... *teh croud gets mad and elects someone else* *it doesn't help or do anything* how do they determine fraft order? maybe they play a game of crazy sevens or something!@# I BET UR THIS STORY MY FRAFT PICK!!@#$ WHO CARES ABOOT HIS SCORES, HIS FAMILY WAS TEH WAAAEEERRSTT! AND WTF KIND OF GORYDAMN NAME IS DARROW ANYWAY!@# EW!@#$ ;stuburn; funny that he's full of piss and vinegar, cuz we all know he's full of piss! he's been marinating in it his whole life! doubt he even knows wad vinegar is tho! dumbarrow: vinegar? is that like liquid cinnamons? for bread? ;pipe; chpta 18: classmatesnot sure how our chapta #s got screwed up, but we're only on 18. :B CLASSSSSSMATES! *bunch of horrible people sit arounf a lunch table and has horrible banter* Julian and Cassius are in dumbarrow's ehh... group. family? clan? wtf are they calling these? houses? also the chick that doesn't like him... is that goldilocks? i think maybe not cuz she did like him. this was some chick from the test... which i dun remember wad happened there. anyways..... chapataaaa 19: teh passagewelp. bye julian we hardly knew ye. i think julian did nett lik teh passage vary wel. "come one my godo chpa, my family expects me to win. no hard feelings or anything, just let me kill u. "
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 9, 2022 12:09:41 GMT
it's definitely an upgrade! not sure how aware they are of how big an upgrade it is. like, well of COURSE i'm better than a red. those people are filthy animals! i DO enjoy their televised hangpulls tho! everyone loves those! :usehaid: and who knows how many arounf uranus! :snicker:
:weary:
luckily, if you instruct them to do vast and ye more nibbling, they are likely to follow that direction quite well! maybe a pitviper comes over and bites them.
maybe shush when you it pitviper cake arounf pitvipers! that is like a red lesson!
man! u righted the fuck out of that guess! holy moly! i didn't even notice there were other people with darrow and ur spotting twins and shit!! think of what we could do with that grip!@!
dammit geralessius!! he'll squeez ur fucking dick off you sicko!@! :goldrolleyes:
yeah, i think ur right! these golds are too busy with their sicko games and towning and stuff to figure this stuff out. I HAVE A VOICE AT LEAST!@#
voters.
also, the bernie people were CONVINCED that if they could just get him elected, then THAT, that would change EVERYTHING!@#! OMG!@#
CALL1@#!@# NO!! RAISE!! I RAISE U THE STORY OF THIS BET! well, they has a pretty good point, tbh. pretty close dumbarrow. i mean, it IS liquid! and some people put it on bread. i'll put whatever damn chapter numbers i bloodydamn want!@#!@# :dunno: :B yeah, i think it was that chick that gave a snide remark or something after he stole the pencil or some crap. something like that. but i guess every singe one of them he starts describing how beautiful they are and long their hair is. and it's like, we get the beauty thing. it's part of being gold! :usehaid: no. no he didn't. i wonder if he's daid for real or if they will undaid him. or something. i mean, darrow just said he wasn't moving. :dunno:
i mean, it's a wonder, i don't think he's alive. just saying he could be.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 9, 2022 17:53:27 GMT
and who knows how many arounf uranus! :snicker: :weary: i might see if i can get you sent to the hangpulls for that!@#$ BUNNIES!@# CONTINUE THINE NIBBLING!!@# boy, these bunnies are well trained. SORY I DID NET MEAN TO IT SO LOUD!@# i may have possibly also eated an onion. all my responses are feeling rather viscous and sticky. I'D LOVE TO SEE HIM TRY! ;leer; and other such nonsense. ;weary; too far removed from reality. too confident of their supremacy and power. teh reds... who cares if they're happy they're borderline retarded!!@@# pshhh. it would just be a waste of godo cinnamon tbh!@# also if they want it that badly they should think about winning the laurel!@# ;pst; sir remember we rigged that so only one clan could win every time LMAO OH YES! i forgot about that godo chpa. anyway who cares, bring in my pile of bitnibblers! post haste!@# LOOOOOL. bernie will never get elected. also, good old Biden and Harris promised bigtime up and down to erase student loan debt. oh and we are going to do $2,000 monthly payments to help families during teh pandemic! *gets elected* LMAO U FELL FOR THAT? lol yeah we ain't doing any of that shit. ;twak;;; I CALL U THE STORY OF HOW ALL UR PIXX ARE GONNA DIE IN THE PASSAGE LMAOOO he has good instincts! *floathangpull* but brother! her hair! it was quite long! ;usehaid;; no idea! i guess we'll find out just how tricky this booko author is. my current guess is daid. to cause cassius tension and teh like and whatfor whereas. vast yee.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 10, 2022 0:29:41 GMT
i might see if i can get you sent to the hangpulls for that!@#$ pretty good chance SINCE THEY HAVE NEVER TURNED DOWN A HANGING EVAR!@#!@# i gotta get the number of this bunny trainer. :drool: later.... damn it son!@ it was your first lesson you ever had down here!@#@! it quiet!@# :twak: that sounds like you! MY GOLD PENIS IS THE HARDEST THING THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE!@! :stuburn:
that could be something the gold says maybe. :dunno:
your bitnibblers are ready sir. i know people who were all if i can't vote for bernie then i ain't voting! :stuburn:
eh, ok. i guess, it doesn't really matter anyway so sure.
ok, READ 'EM AND WEEP!@!! lays down bitnibbling story *ack* i mean, i typed up that crap but he had to be dead right. well...
PART 2! GOLD *some quote of reds*
chapter 20 teh house of da mars ovur dare
yeah, he's daid. bigtime. along with half da houses ovur dare. cassius's game idea was a bit obvious. people all just roll their eyes and walk away.
hey! there are way to gorydamn many of you fucking sniveling spoiled gold babies! so, we gotta thin ya'll out. and this is good way! :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 10, 2022 15:42:24 GMT
pretty good chance SINCE THEY HAVE NEVER TURNED DOWN A HANGING EVAR!@#!@# he said WHAT!? *instafloathangpull* ALL OF OUR GOLD PENISES ARE JUST AS HARD AND YOU KNOW IT!@#$ IT'S PART OF WHAT MAKES US THE GOLDS THAT WE ARE!!#@$$#@ well it's about time this is where sometimes it is difficult for me to separate out my cult upbringing from reality. cuz i think politics is a waste of time scam for the most part. and i think i think that outside of "the truth". just think it in general. but how can i be sure? I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE POLITICS IS A WORTHLESS WASTE OF TIME OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I THINK!@# alsoitsawasteoftime. ;dunno; :B i weep. ;dunno; why don't you just TELL me who kilt me brother. ;hyper; i mean, it's true! seems the golds are aware they have things set up precariously. for this all to work, we golds have to be teh WAERST!@#@# so i'm guessing that weasely little Servo guy killed ehh Praeus (Priam?) can't remember the name. purebred sword boy who "should" have made it no probs. cassius: so, darrow, who'd you slag!? ;hyper; darrow: ehh.. u know.. no one really.... HEYLOOKOVERDARE! seems like sooner or later Cass will figure it out. if most of the battles were easy peasy... i think darrow / julian was one of the only tough contests...
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 11, 2022 4:17:51 GMT
he said WHAT!? *instafloathangpull* :shocked: he was floathung FAST! keep telling urself that flacidious! :goldrollyeys: do you have any idea how long my bits have been ready!@!# DO YOU!@#! yeah, that is one thing i haven't shook either. like, we've been arounf a long time now, in human terms. sure the sun rolls it's suneyes at us, but 50 is pretty long for us. and of all the different presidents throughout that time. i've never really gotten the impression that they've made much of a difference at all! really. i guess some would argue that maybe it would have impacted the various warring throughout that time. but that's about it. and true, there is no way of knowing how different things would be since we can't see different timelines. stupid time!! :fu: but i have a hard time believing the impact would be that high. :dunno:
the only exception might be if it hadn't bounced back and forth between dems and republicans, so that for sure nothing happens since one group just undoes the previous ones and that just goes back and forth endlessly for a net total of practically no change. :B
did he only bet weeping?! dammit! can we raise the stakes here?! don't worry! i will only just totally hate you bigtime and plot to kill you too! no big DEAL!! if not it would just be chaos! and! oh god, there could be reds that we would actually have to see in public!@# really? sure. i guess so. who did Titus kill? i'm sure he just smashed their head in like a second. yeah, is figuring only the top few people could have managed to best his brother so it's pretty narrow pickings. or does he figure anyone could have got lucky and so he has no idea?
chipita 21: our dominion
so some deets on how this next wartest is gonna go. apparently they ain't supposed to kill people. so BOOORRINNNGGG!@!# :rolleys:
cassius and darrow are gonna become best buds before cassius finds out and will be all HOW COULD YOU!@#!? and darrow's all I HAD NO CHOICE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!!!@! ok, well that is true. you got me there. but i didn't really want to do that. i got this whole mission thing going on, it's pretty complicated actually... WELL PREPARE TO DIE NOW YOU BASTARD!!!
that's in the future. that wasn't this chapter. this one was about running to a table of food and then drinking some water and watching a couple golds banter stupidly and then running away again. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 11, 2022 15:26:49 GMT
:shocked: he was floathung FAST! well, now that they've solved the rope shortage, they really have this floathangpull system down pat! oof. unfortunate name considering the argument he's making! i guess i don't! too long! apparently. *pea* at the sun. OH AND *PEA* AT STUPID ALTERNATE TIMELINES TOO!@#$@# *puts on tinfoil hat* well, that is by design don't you know? there aren't actually two parties, just different arms of the same thing, playing a part for the audience making the sheeple think they have control over something. ;snicker; sheeple r sew stoopid. meanwhile the illuminati or [insert favorite conspiracy theory group] rule and pull the strings from behind teh scenes!@#$ *i raise a steak* *jesus is nailed to it* OPPS RONG ONE! ;floet; exactly! relax guy take a rest! INDEED! UNIMAGINABLE! why i'd rather chew on my vomited money than be subjected to that sight!!#@$$#@ seems like something he'd do. his way is not very sportsmanlike! ;hyper; feels like servo goblin guy is a fly in the gold ointment! ;pst; how did HE get in here. ;ew; i guess just brains! ;dunno; :B seems like this will eventually come out and force a confrontation down teh line between old cassy and darry. probably teh booko climax! as it were. ;leer; ;jerkit; ;yes; 100% bigtime up and down!!!!@##@# helo. my name is cassy. u keel my brother. prepare to die. and smashing some other team who was hiding in teh grass! :B also that banter was.... WOW! SO HORRIBLE!@#$$#@$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 12, 2022 6:26:48 GMT
well, now that they've solved the rope shortage, they really have this floathangpull system down pat! a fine floathangtownpull assembly line! THAT'S NOT MY NAME!@#!@ :screamears: IT'S FACIDIOUS!@ AND THAT JOKE IS PRETTY OLD NOW!@# :stuburn: well, any amount of time not nibbled would fall in that category!@ amiright!!?? :leer: quit peeing on me!@# :fist: those things probably. that might as well be wad is happening. instead it is just corporations pulling teh strings with money right out in the open. no conspiracy required. we'll just have the politicians do what we want via payment methods! TIA!! HTH! don't worry! we are doing it "democratically" so no one will hardly notice or be able to do anything about it.
hey, we don't make the rules! oh wait, we kinda did! ha ha!! say luh vee or whatver! :hyper: *rolls in money and shares or something*
you can't raise now! we have to start a new hand!@@! :snook: NOW I RAISE! NO THEN!! *slaps raw meat and wood on the table*
is this the best game we has?!!@ ok, again, gotta kinda side with teh golds here! *chew* he is? :dunno: he just seems to be dragging dead animals arounf not cooking them to me. that reminds me that the golds made them fight and kill each other naked! that was weird. yeah, probably towards the end of the booko. :dunno: this isn't that long of a story right? i guess i don't really know. but, prepare to die sometime! oof, that shit was rough! chipita 22: the tribes
booko really slowing down at this point. this is like some weird board game or computer game that boardgame nerds play only it's a booko story.
mmmm, i rolled a 17!
you run in a field and see some things but don't get any slaves or food or anything.
titus rolled good enough to snag a slave apparently. this group is doing pretty shitty for being so "smart" :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 12, 2022 15:23:33 GMT
a fine floathangtownpull assembly line! exactly! a fine tuned system to keep the red population where it needs to be. ;snicker; sure thing el flacciddestevar you're welcome! they definitely roll in those things!!@# AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON TEH FEDERAL RESERVE!@#$@#$ ;dunno; EYE CAL THUZ GAYM! ;hyper;; maybe this booko ends with dumbarrow and us readers all going... HAY, TEH GOLDS NO WADS UP LETS LEAVE THIS SOCIETY HOW IT IS! oh i don't know, seems like he's making him out to be some trouble maker. he doesn't act like teh rest of teh goldies really. *deathfight* teh golds like to be naked! cuz they is all beauties! ehh... it's a perfectly normal average size booko. ;dunno; can we build fire yet? *rolls a 6* sigh. nope. *rolls a 12* oohh... we found some band aids!
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