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Post by isthisamo on Jan 13, 2022 9:39:16 GMT
exactly! a fine tuned system to keep the red population where it needs to be. we should be golds!! get this place ship shape! come on! my cousin flaccidsteve is way more flaccid! :stuburn: th - thank you...
wait, what just happened!? are we rocky!? why thank?!@
we all do brian. :B now this is a booko and ending i can get behind! and how!! seems like just a kinds of crazy person that i suppose teh golds are hoping gets weeded out. :dunno: maybe he'll be the perfect leader! who else can come up with shit like floatpullhangs!! also obsessed with fluffy towning! yes! that is this book right now!
so, chapter 23: Fracture gonna fracture dem bones, amiright?!! aaahh?
so yeah, the house of teh mars ovur dare did not come swiftly together as one all powerful house. :B
this does not seem good for winning against all teh other houses. i guess darrow is smart as far as test taking but not so much in doing useful things to win strategy war games and stuff. :dunno:
so yeah, ol goblin just gets crazier and crazier. darrow avoids a beeting by almost killing one of 'em. but they're thinking now that joining together seems... unlikely.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 13, 2022 15:44:45 GMT
;snicker; sure thing el flacciddestevar come on! my cousin flaccidsteve is way more flaccid! :stuburn: [/quote] and don't even get me started on flaccidbob!!@# of course! you typed up random angry words that i interpreted as thank! and you 100% figured it out! yeah that's what i mean, like he was supposed to get towned during teh passage but he's to crazy nuts to die! BOY I COULD SURE GO FOR A PINK RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!@#$@#$ you wish! more like, teh mars howz is fractured of groopz! i guess darrow fractures an arm at the end... ;pipe; not yet anyway! don't worry tho, darrows fast helldiver hands will pull them all together somehow! right? ;dunno; maybe net. yeah, well. he isn't really trained for this part! he has to figure it out on his own cuz no one in ares knows wtf the school even is! they're like :B ;dunno; we jest make u luk lik gowld. ok gud luk storming teh castllleee! *waves* hay y u smul lik fier? WE HONGRY N KIL U NOW! i guess that's my impression of what's his face. Titus? he avoided a beeting but gots a nice face loogy! :hyper;;; a couple of my notes on fracture chapter as i was reeding: Cassius says he had a highred nanny. Of course her stories ended in sadness. THEY ALL END IN A FLOATHANG!@#$ he's listing the people in his crew: clown, screwface, weed, pebble and thistle? Wtf is this? 😂 reminded me of a dumb old snl skit where jimmy fallon would talk with bahston accent and rattle off friend names. sully, toahmmy, dweebs, spidah, weezah, chubbzy, squeezebox, haggsa quote line i enjoyed! titus being derisive and talking down to darrow and "boys like him" cuz he thinks he's a pretty boy like cassius and them. darrow: "there are no boys like me" mic drop. *kills the one dude*
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 14, 2022 10:42:56 GMT
it's tough to get HIM STARTED!! amiright!? damn this translation service!@!@# it's teh waerst!! and baest so he's who killed priam or whoever? probably. i thought he fractured a neck bone. didn't he punch him in the neck? yeah! it was the neck! the jugular! you know authors and books and stuff. gotta hit rock bottom and then pull it out of your ass! yeah, that's true. but man, he is REALLY not trained! :B punches number 2 in the neck. IS THIS POLITICALIZING?! :B accurate doesn't bother me! i've been loogied by pitvipers!@#@!# yeah, hard to have happy endings unless they pulled them to death with something other than their legs!! yes, that is exactly what it is! totally didn't kill him. which is a bit surprising that a gold huge blow with this guy's hands to the neck didn't kill him. but whatevs.
chapta: 24 titus's war (everything is in a boston accent for me now)
so yeah titus is trying to beat the house with teh horses and bread and stuff and they eat bread with razor blades in it. doesn't sound super great if you ask me!
as i mentioned in chat. i'm a bit confused where antonia and crew are. :dunno: maybe we'll find out eventually. :B
couldn't they use some spies or some crap and let it slip to titus's crew that they has food and fire and stuff and his folks would come clamoring over!! whatevs.
i don't quite understand what titus thought beating one of the cerus house ladies in front of them would accomplish. :headscrooch: oh, ok, i see. well! we give up!! :B
oh and one of titus's bitches falls in the river after shitting in it! :weary:
well, i'm gonna go eat some of these old gross apples with wasp stingers in them. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 14, 2022 17:50:55 GMT
it's tough to get HIM STARTED!! amiright!? so right! i've NEVER been able to get flaccidbob started! despite many attempts!@#$ amaze that's my current guess yes. we know it wasn't darrow or titus. and goblinboy doesn't seem like he would be given someone easy peasy. ;dunno; also that dude seemed totally fine in the titus war chapter so i'm thinking he didn't actually fracture anything. just made his neck sore. this does seem to be teh way. as it were. we are like book and author experts. ;pipe; well. it's how they'd do it down in the mines. ;stuburn; then someone would floathang of course. i guess that's true! i hadn't loogd ad thad wayyyyy ;hyper; wait, is that a death ending i can request? I'D LIKE TO GO OUT WITH THE HAPPY ENDING ENDING! IYKWIMAIDYD!#@@#$ kill. fasthandjugularpunch and run away. same difference really. ;floet; i feel this may be partly my fault. note to self! check teh free breads before puts in teh mouf! you know. next time. :B yeah there was ZERO mention of them. like. at all. ;dunno; *they just watch everything* *i guess that's a strategery* ;dunno; *the proctors watch* hey! fellow proctorentines and such! any thought to training these yahoos or anything? yeah, it isn't like he would do anything to try to rescue someone from his tribe or whatever. like, these people don't know each other well enough to sacrifice winning the game to save someone from a whoopin. opps now ur trampled by horses sory. :B thAy wILl gEv uP wHen wE pUpe eN wAtr :B Cassius: hmm.. methings perchance titus was the one paired with thine julian brother. Darrow: ohhh yeah! i bet that's it! totally makes sense BIGTIME!@#$$#@ ;hyper;;; Roque: ;suspicious; 🤔 Darrow: ;floet; gotta say this war game thing is going much slower and worse than i'd imagined when it was first described!!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 15, 2022 3:08:52 GMT
so right! i've NEVER been able to get flaccidbob started! despite many attempts!@#$ omg! so many attempts! people would find it disturbing really. seems reasonable, tho i'm not sure relevant really to the story so we may never know. i'm gonna get you for neck bruising me! and you bruised my pride bone!! :fu: i guess that's vixus now probably. yes! yes we are! it's from teh reading of teh lots oh bookos! :usehaid: i suppose so. they never got much past this part due to all the floathanging! :weary: but also a little :hyper: i believe you can request it. it is very rarely granted however. :B it SHOULD be! :stuburn:
partly. to be fare, i'm not sure i would have thought of this before it was too late. but you would think SOMEONE would be like, hey, what if this stuff is poisoned or something?! can we check it? also, wouldn't you at LEAST crack the bread open if nothing else just as part of the eating process. like i wouldn't just tear into it like savage! these are dainty golds ffs!@#! well, it is a tip that next chapter! :B well, apparently ole dumbarrow has some idea! we don't know wad it is yet tho. i guess he figured probably someone in ceres was sweet on her and would come running in rage like ... next chapter see below fucking cassius did! getting ahead of myself (next chapter) i guess they got a water filter or something. maybe they know how to boil water too i bet. :B i don't actually know how you put wasp stingers into apples without rendering them basically completely towned and pretty obvious that something might be wrong with them1!! oops, i mean! *acts ultra casual* you know. could be. who could say?! not me! i have no idea!? how could i!? i wouldn't have any information at all1@ that would be silly. ok, i'm just gonna go over here. yes, i love reading about some idiots playing D&D as much as the next guy. but man, let's move it along here folks!
ok, chipita 25: tribal war (originally named trib tribe tribe trib) :B probably
so yeah, from above: would come running in rage like fucking cassius did! oh noes! they beated another chick! i go in and slap titus with a glove and challenge him to a duel! :stuburn: *they just beat him mercilessly*
WELL I NEVER!
anyway, apparently ol darro has some plan but it isn't clear wad it is yet. but i'd like to think it is a little more complex than just join with antonia. :B
we'll see i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 15, 2022 19:06:15 GMT
omg! so many attempts! people would find it disturbing really. flaccidbob actually took out a restraining order. seems a lot of pridebones are getting bruised in this story!!@# ahh yes the oft-requested never-granted happy ending. yeah... no. WELL THEY'RE VERY HUNGRY!@# THEY'RE EATING RAW DEER LIKE FRIGGIN WOLVES!@#$ though, it might occur to someone... why are our enemies tosting us bread? ;pipe; yeah and the proctors are like JFC ITS ABOUT TIME YOU FUCKKING FUCKSTICKS!#$ GAH!@#$ ;alsoitsatrblplan; yeah i guess so. also cassius is a dumbjim. ahahah jokez on u we boiled ur poop and drank it JUST FINE!!@#$@#$ well obvs these are mutant mars waspentines ;whew; totally covered that like a pro!! thats the title printed in my book actually. ;suspicious; well!!! i daresay that was not very gentlemanly!!@# seemed like his plan was "send an aplogive to antonia". except his aplogiver was captured and towned and cassius ran off like a maroon. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 16, 2022 2:46:45 GMT
flaccidbob actually took out a restraining order. why won't you leave my flaccideousness ALONE!!! true, a lot of pridebones to go arounf! it's up to yer momma son. and you know wad that means! sure am glad these enemies are a lot more civilized than US! :whew: *eats razors and stingers and stuff* mmm, filling! :B and all the blood makes it less dry. well proctesius! at least it's SOMETHING@!!
so true watchefelous.
those are gold proctors or whoever.
all the poop settles out probably. mostly. maybe the wasps sting the apples for them! that would be convenient! glad i got all that training! sometimes it's worse to has all teh updates! this seems to be how he was. like you've been watching titus this whole time!! :weary: the way the author is authoring this book it is very confusing what is a plan and what is just bumbling arounf!
chapter 26: mustang sally
so this chapter they get caught but then goblin frees them and they sort of light darrow's new love interest's tribe castle on fire after tricking them to go attack titus.
but they are all, we didn't find the staff, BUT WE DIDN'T PLAN TOO! wait, what?
it just felt like all kinds of craziness was going on and then darrow is all, JUST AS I PLANNED!@ WHOOO!!
even their own staff, they were just gonna has it taken apparently but then they found out goblin stole it and hid it and their all :highfive: my plan is better than i thought!
it's like the plan was to go and get towned and then have goblin save us! :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 16, 2022 18:59:36 GMT
why won't you leave my flaccideousness ALONE!!! I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!!@# also true! when there are this many pridebones arounf, a bunch are bound to get bruised! seems like the whole point of this game! awww dad! u no momma never says yes to the happy ending!!@# dad: indeed i do son. indeed i do. another fine thoughtful bit of civilized behaviour from teh ceres. def sounds like them! good old proctesius and watchefelous! and the parts that don't just help keep us full! i know! like, dude you honestly thought titus was gonna just honor ur duel request? HE'S UP THERE RAPING CHICKS AND CUTTING THEIR EARS OFF!@#$@#$@#$ i guess we the readers aren't to know of the plan until it happens. some of the bumbling was calculated! i thought they did get the staff of that place on their way out? hmm.. ;pipe; definitely felt like that was part plan, part taking advantage or what presented itself. not like they knew they was gonna find horse people! really should talk to goblin more, imo fwiw. he's literally the only one thinking ahead for teh Mars clan. his actual plan was gonna end up with them slaves of the mustangs! til goblin wolfed his way to teh rescue. Goblin: wtf do you think I've been doing this whole time? Wanking off in the bushes? Umm, yeah. Actually. 😂😂 Lol he steals their cook! Nice. WADS TEH PASWURD? calls up: BOSOMBUTTHEAD! prime! come on in and meat teh mrs!
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 17, 2022 6:50:04 GMT
I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!!@# reasonable actually. to be fair. imo. we gotta smash up some pride bones! but in a fun way where we can watch and get drunk and has a good time and stuff! :usehaid: oh how i wish knew something else my fine boy! avast ye! it was not meant to be. now go floathang urself proper like. go on get!
these ceres folks sure are fine folks!@! teh finest!
HERE HERE!@#!
all of mars i guess.
they're pretty much always arounf this game. :usehaid: just looking for bulk at this point! ceres i guess.
FELLAS!@! time to do some calculated bumbling!! post haste!! oh, so his grand plan was, OH! I KNOW! HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT AND DO STEF INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING HERE!? :B
everyone: holy fuck!@ that is brilliant!@# i think we know who our new leader is!@#!@ whooooo!@#@!#
yes, he totally saved teh day! i wasn't even sure we'd ever hear from him again. like he ran off with the wolves just, forever. and the author never mentions him again. :B goblin!!@ ur rooning everything! we were going to get raped by mustang for days!@#!@ :leer: gobsy: fair. fair. we needses a cook! sweet!! boy! virginia sounds funny. but whatevs! come on up!@# whooo!@#!
chipita 27: house of rage (also my fav band)
opens with the ol name list you love so much, screwface, wankuh, clown, bobblehead, and doosy!
so this chater was mostly just darrow and mustang chatting about how horrible they all are and the point of this game and stuff. :dunno:
i guess there was a quick battle thing before mustang virginia retreated to the castle. and again goblin pretty much is the reason they win the battle. all darrow does is get squeeeeezzeee by their titusguy who apparently only knows how to shout his name. :B
i wonder who the boy is? jackal? do we know him?
darrow seems to have solidified himself as leader. cassius kinda blew his chance when he charged in and got beat up i think.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 17, 2022 14:00:49 GMT
we gotta smash up some pride bones! but in a fun way where we can watch and get drunk and has a good time and stuff! :usehaid: again, statements like these just reinforce to me how much the proctor golds have figured this whole life thing out!!@# wil u pul my legs gud papa? YOU KNOW I WILL NOW I SAID GIT! seems we often wish we knew things other than the things we know! but, avast ye, that is not the hand of 7's we was dealt. at least we think that's what they said. hard to tell with so much blood and mouthflesh hanging everywhere. enunciation not greta. hath anyone seen townsalotimus? seems he barely is paying attention to our fine game! thank for teh water bulk! damn, titus thot that mite work. the bumbling is working! keep it up! good job everyone! ;dunno; ;hyper; i mean. kind of! yeah! there was an outline of a plan. ;stuburn; until you get into the mustang castle u dun no for sure how it's gonna play out. but they faked their castle was on fire to make mustang go fight titus for them while they raided the mustang place. and antonia was hiding in teh flanks! or something. ITS MORE OF A PLAN THAN YOU'LL EVAR BE!$#@@#$@$# nah, he's gonna end up being a big part of darrow's journey methinks. like bean helps ender and becomes a sidekick dude or whatever. he's the scrappy do whatever it takes guy!!@# ;usehaid; ;drool; omfgimapink i mean, i was wanking SOME of the time. but not all of it!@# i also skinned this wolf! ;stuburn; hey they knew the pw! that's all we need! *doesn't even look at them coming in* i will say, this mustang place seemed a bit naive about this whole game until mars came and towned them. like they're just cosplaying a chivalrous game of knights. like Cassius could DEFINITELY have gone there and dueled someone. well, before. not now! really gets my motor cranking! and i laughed dost so! my note: "Oh boy more clownfish, squeezebox and dweebs!" what's great is that the names are SO bad, i look at your list and am ;suspicious; that they are not the actual booko names. but there is no way to be certain! mustang: ew wtf is wrong with u people? darrow: ;dunno; this game sucks and so does titus! he hath be sqeezentined but good! PAX!@# or wadever. PPAAAAAXXXX :B who? man, i literally don't know who ur talking about. i think maybe i was tired when i read this! bae. ;hyper; Cassius is more poster boy than leader. and yes he towned his chance. Roque: dun wory titus wil c justiz Darrow: OMGF STFU U FUCKING FUCKSTICK WTF!@#$$#@@#$ me: hyper; oh my other note was: Mustang definitely did not understand the game. No rules bitch! And yeah, the proctors want soulless killers. Or at least the capacity for it. i sort of already said this above. she is thinking the golds want some sort of "civilized" leaders coming out of this and acting like it's a game. and it may be set up as a game but the proctors don't give a single F about any of you. not really. of course Darrow already knows this, cuz he sees them mercilessly floathang all his peeps 24/7!!@# and the mars castle hasn't been some breadmaking playing house with horses good time either! more like cut your ears off, eat raw meat rapeville!!@# ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 18, 2022 6:10:37 GMT
again, statements like these just reinforce to me how much the proctor golds have figured this whole life thing out!!@# i agree. seems right. how else are we going to get all these spoiled horrible golds to not completely suck!?? :dunno: goes and puts rope around his neck real good and gets ready and stuff. :B
oh we know this all too well my godo chpa. a terrible hands dealt to us in a game we don't really even understand how to play.
I BET THAT OUR DAD SUCKS!@
I BET THAT HE'S ALMOST DAID!!
CALL!@#!
good point. i guess we were using dumbo's translation computer thing!
AMAZE! THANK!
what we assume the razor blade wasp stinger eaters are saying.
yeah, haven't seen him much... hey! what happened to the potroast!@# *it's all towned* for christ sakes titus!@# ur just helping them out!@# raw meat poop is some of the best bulk there is!@#!@ well, it was a way better plan then their previous do nothing plan! that's fur sure. and it did appear that the find another clan to attack titus plan was a plan. and that seemed pretty good. so, i guess. also! it is a tip that NEXT CHAPTER!! and that took some effort! seriously cut into my bushwanking! :stuburn: yeah, they were WAY OFF!@@!# and for sure cassius could have dueled there bigtime. and proctesius would have been all :weary:
and watchefelous would be all BOORRRIIINNGGG!@#@# :jerjit:
i can't even tell which ones i copied and which ones i made up!@# and i wrote them!@# HEY!#! I'M NOT THE GROSS RAPER GUY!@# i'm in to floathangpulls and stuff, but that's it! then they tickled pax. mustang was all, there's a boy here like you. but better. so if this is ur plan. ur gonna lose to this other kid named jackyl. :dunno: darrow does seem more trained than these dumbos in a lot of ways from being a red. exactly. this is why darrow has advantage. just he has some disadvantages elsewhere. but, he's catching up quick.
a pretty big difference in castles!@#!@ :shocked:
also, next chipita!! 28 i forget name. titanius or something. DUH DUH DDUUUUUHHHNGG!@#@#!
so darrow figures titus is a red cuz he said bloodydamn. is that only reds? i guess his reasoning makes sense and i don't get the impression the author is misleading us by hasing darrow think dumb things that aren't true. pretty crazy! THAT EXPLAINS THE HATE!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 18, 2022 17:03:32 GMT
goes and puts rope around his neck real good and gets ready and stuff. :B igh ack i'm ready papa! *grumble grumble* jesus christ can't get a lick of peace arounf here *pulls legs quick and does a hail mary or whatever* *eats some gruel* did one of us win? I CALL U THIS STORY!@# ok i actually has a dad story. :B so, maya told us this the other night. on one of our camping trips to decorah, one late afternoon she was alone at camp with dad. buckle up cuz you will find this next part hard to buleev. dad was blitzed! ;hyper; and maya says she wants custard from culvers. but... he's super drunk. so he says yeah we can do that, if you drive us. however, on this particular trip maya was 11 or 12 years old!@# never driven a lick! but dad convinces her it will be fine, i guess. so she drives them to culvers in his old Honda CRV he had. and was petrified teh whole time. do you remember one time where maya told us he let her drive slowly around the campground circle or something? i have a memory of that but apparently that was the watered down untrue version of events. so after culvers dad has her drive over to teh gas station for some more beer. at which point maya refused to drive any more cuz she was too freaked out so he drunk drove her back to the campground. ahhh godo times. all's well that ends well amirite? she got custard, driving experience, and dad got more beer! she wasn't sure where we were. possibly making a walmart run. of course that's what they're saying! how could it be anything else, WE GAVE THEM FREE BREAD!!@#$#@$ ;hyper; WTF THE POTROAST IS NOT A PINK!!@#$ ;snooked; jfc i hate that townsalotimus. just trying to repay them for the bread kindness maybe. darrow! we've been watching people poop in the water and eat razor bread for weeks now! what's teh next plan phase? SHUT UP AND CONTINUE EXECUTING PLAN WATCHTHEM!!@# once i had the skin tho, my bushwanking was a lot cozier!!@# ;wub; oh man. watchefelous hates being bored by these yahoos!@# HELO START TOWNING AND SLICING THINGS!@#$ I AIN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER!@# THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING CLOWNFACE!@#$$#@ and that's not my fault it's how i was raised! it's my near and dear culture!@# ;stuburn; he'll think twice about squeezing next time! alsodarrowsmashedhisgrapes oh you mean squeezebox! yeah he's bae. also cassius not being able to lead is mentioned in teh next chapata. UM HELO DAROW CASSIUS GOT PISSED ON! everyone knows pissed on = not eligible for president. well. on this world anyway. so close! it was called....... "My Brother"!! DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH well, the bloodydamn hammered it home. but also his rape story and his attitude and actions towards the golds all fits! seems titus isn't doing as well putting up the mask of goldness! he's just like SWEET I'M IN NOW I CAN KILL THEM ALL!@#$@#$#@ maybe that's part of why so many of these attempts fail. the golds they create are just too pissed off to be patient enough so they blow their wad before maximum effectiveness!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 19, 2022 3:01:05 GMT
igh ack i'm ready papa! *grumble grumble* jesus christ can't get a lick of peace arounf here *pulls legs quick and does a hail mary or whatever* *eats some gruel* this is soo exactly how the vast majority of red towns are! i can't even buleev it!! i don't see how!!!
i'm pretty sure whatever we have, it is the opposite of winning.
wow, that is a lot of wins flying arounf there!! that pretty much summarizes all dad camping adventures! winz flying! all worth it!@!
seems to be a lot of dad stories that involve him being drunk which often also includes drunk driving. ahh MEMMOORRIESSS!!!
also! she should have thought of all that before she decided to not go along with whoever left and stay back with grampa by herself! :stuburn: she pretty much guaranteed herself some good times!
they were pretty hungry!! :chinrub: maybe tonsalotimus can't see so well! :dunno: AMAZE! THANK!! *poops in their water*
gosh what a friendly civilized bunch this is. *heads on up to the raping tower* watchefelous thinks that is a FINE PLAN!! like, it's boring, but he GETS IT! :usehaid: man, this bushwanking is WARM!! ... could go for a kleenex or something... it's like a new netflix series that is reallyl slow getting going. or maybe had a really exciting beginning and then just lulls for episode after episode after that. OK!@#! SCREWBUTT!! well, turns out i has same culture as tirapitus! but, he got warped by the SYSTEM!@!# oh yeah, i almost forgot about that. cuz then they collapsed in a heap almost like they just towned the hell out of each other. which i guess they sorta did. NO it's not squeezebox!! it's some other guy!@ also, it is a tip that next chapter!!! i mean, i think that is a rule. like, if that is what you are known for. you ain't making president in any country or game or anything!! so... i think i need to just jump to next chapter here cuz it kind of is everything compared to this stuff. CHPTA 29: Unity!! sounds like a chapter from the sleepy book maybe... can't remember.
so he decides he's gotta kill titus cuz he'll fuck everything up with his dumb ol rage. but then he decides to let cassius do it. which everyone doesn't care for cuz he turned it into vengence for his brother instead of swift punishment for being Mr. Rape&Kill&Mame&stuff.
so then darrow decides to take the most amazing horse (i thought he couldn't ride? i ges not gude but he'll be damned if people keep making him ride donkeys!@# :stuburn: :B ) and they name it quietus which is a hilarious joke cuz he had titus killed.
oh, and there is a huge long conversation with their proctor fistifious i think. and darrow is trying to figure out who jackal is, and i thought SELF! SO IS MY GODO CHIPA BROTHER!! and finall fistifious tells darrow that he's the archgovernor's son. so that's who it is. we hasn't met him!! it's not pax or anyone we know! and he makes titus look like a blubbering child apparently. so i guess jackal is huge, and maybe even more horrible and evil and mean, but not so dumb i think. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 19, 2022 16:14:51 GMT
wow, that is a lot of wins flying arounf there!! that pretty much summarizes all dad camping adventures! winz flying! all worth it!@! seems to be a lot of dad stories that involve him being drunk which often also includes drunk driving. ahh MEMMOORRIESSS!!! also! she should have thought of all that before she decided to not go along with whoever left and stay back with grampa by herself! :stuburn: she pretty much guaranteed herself some good times! very true! to be fair, she had the least experience with him. we learned long ago to take every opportunity to leave. HAY WE'RE GONNA GO ON A WALMART RUN. NO NO NO U DUN NEED TO COME U JUST LIE DOWN AND TAKE A GOOD NAP WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING BYE!@$#@$# considering his name, i think anything townable looks pink to him!!@# exactly! *pats himself on the back for being such a good and wise and understanding leader* oh man! this darrow guy is a genius! watchefelous i think its a pretty good idea to execute a plan that gets one of the proctors in ur corner!@# i think in a society so filled with pinks, they don't know how to bushwank old school! *bushwank* *snaps fingers for a pink to come clean the mess* god dammit! NOW WHAT DO I DO!@# the first 3 season are really slow and boring and bad! BUT DON'T GIVE UP ON IT, SEASON FOUR IS A DOOZY!!@# oh man these names are cracking me up for some reason. good old rapey mcrapington. *cuts an ear off* SEE I DON'T ONLY RAPE! ;stuburn; i squeezed and squeezed until my nuts couldn't take it anymore! ;hyper; hmm. oh it is a tip that JACKAL DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH titus ain't got nothin on no jackal!!@# apparently. I CAST MY VOTE FOR SIR PEEDUPONIPUS! EXHEUNT! yeah, i guess i didn't expect this. thought he would try to get titus on his side and use him. but apparently titrape was too far gone and would only get in the way and fuck everything up. which, i can see that. and it moves everyone past the whole titus chapter of teh game. too bad fisticus knows darrow is teh one who killed julian. opps. still think this is gonna be a problem at some point. lmao he's riding the titus kilt horse ahahahah we got him gude! also earlier he was on a horse for that battle and kept falling off. i assume the more he rides he will improve. ;leer; definitely not dumb! big and and strong and mean and smart and powerful family and who darrow wil has to defeet in this game / booko. lol at fistifiou cuz before i read that i called him fisticus above there. my notes: "Clown and screwface walk out with arms full of weapons." 😂 like what does this dude's face actually look like to be named SCREWFACE? was a little at how darrow was backtalking old fisticus! he didn't really hold back! fisticus is like I SHOULDN'T HAS TO BE HANDSOME I HAS IT ALL!@# smh tbh imo fwiw ngl.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 20, 2022 13:25:32 GMT
very true! to be fair, she had the least experience with him. we learned long ago to take every opportunity to leave. HAY WE'RE GONNA GO ON A WALMART RUN. NO NO NO U DUN NEED TO COME U JUST LIE DOWN AND TAKE A GOOD NAP WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING BYE!@$#@$# didn't u just go to walmart? yeah? oh, i guess so. we forgot stuff. forgot what we needed. that's what we did. anyway. we'll see ya later. take care of my fragile daughter! ok! bye bye! he's bringing townable to things heretofore never seen before as such me thinks!@#!@ wisdom the great! that's what they should call me!@ ... probably. maybe he's mumbling himself on the way up the rape tower stairs. :dunno: absolutely! ideally someone other than watchefelous. but beggers can't be choosers in this case.
darrow sure ain't indeering himself to ol fisticus!! 🙄
*just sits there for a long time* hmmm... there real doozys!! me, clownface, wanker, goblin, copter, & titsy are gonna go take care a dis mustang lady, if ya no wad i mean!
🤫 :pst: i thought wanker WAS goblin?! i also encourage people to eat items stuffed with various stabby sharp objects!@! i have many skills!@# i mean, that is what happened. tho his nuts were fine until the end when they got a good rat a tat whammo from some knees! exactly!@ TITUS IS THIS GUY'S SON!@# sounds like some relative of the hippopotamus or the platypus or something.
that's all we need is some dumb ol animal in charge!@! :jerkit:
no that was the NEXT chapter. probably. yeah, wouldn't have been my first guess! but i do think it seems kinda risky to attempt to team up with him NOW! i mean, before he was dead. now it makes even LESS sense!
i'd like you to meat my new number 2!!
*drags titus's corpse out* :B
yeah! i feel like a better joke would be calling the horse riderfallalot or something. :dunno: myridernotgodo!! indeed! or maybe they'll become good buddies! he'll draft him over to his red side! :usehaid: yeah, i guess he's all, this is how golds are! arrogant pricks! so, that makes sense. also fisticus can't put his finger on wad is wrong with darrow. but WE KNOW!! :usehaid:
ok, so chipita next!! 30 - house of diana.
nothing too exciting. diana could have been a little more towny if you ask me!
her one guy in there was just horrible. they kept saying, GO ON!@ GIT!@#
always negotiate with food! we're not going to mention all the razorblade bread at this time! :floet:
ur bodyguard IS TINY!@#@!
goblin: I'M ABOUT TO WANK UP ALL OVER THIS BITCH!@@!#
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 20, 2022 16:28:08 GMT
didn't u just go to walmart? yeah? oh, i guess so. we forgot stuff. forgot what we needed. that's what we did. anyway. we'll see ya later. take care of my fragile daughter! ok! bye bye! yeah the wife was not loving another story where i basically left our daughter somewhere to die. heh. ;worried; HAY RELAX! SHE WAS FINE! ;floet; i just wish people would quit inviting townsalotimus to our dinners!!@# *trips over a pile of ears* dammit i thought i told clownfish to get rid of those!@# gah!@# he insults me to my face and hasn't fisted ANYONE as of yet!@#$ watchefelous: oh how i wish he would do i just wipe this on some roast beef or........ also who is clownface? *everyone floets and looks away* AWWW MAN!$@$##@$@$# lol he died from being filled with a sharp object amirite!@# well. i wasn't thinking his #2 necessarily. but a covert useful piece that he treats like shit in public but behind closed doors they are a red team!!@# also i guess it would be fitting that mr poops in the river was someone's #2! ;snicker; from the way it sounds, i'm not sure jackal is that kind of guy! but eye gez we'll see! better than a face that looks like it's fucking itself!@# ehh. maybe. tho... boy, his face kind of IS fucking itself. ;hyper; we sure do! but he just can't put his FIST on wad it is. thank you thank you i'll be here all week. oohhh we're in the trees and won't town you even tho we're diana! i guess that's them. tho it did sound like a few of them were giving old darrow an eye towning! ;leer; i was like sheesh they have a titus too? lol it's still food!@# i mean... not ALL the food we give you will be razor bladey. alsosomeofitisfullofstingers this goblin fella is really growing on me. also goblin kilt priam or whoever (as i predicted ;vernoog) and also HE KNOWS DARROW KILT JULIAN. *makes note never to speak of the passage again* ;usehaid; was a bit that darrow used julian's death on cassius to shut him up!
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 21, 2022 15:04:00 GMT
yeah the wife was not loving another story where i basically left our daughter somewhere to die. heh. ;worried; HAY RELAX! SHE WAS FINE! ;floet; hmm, no exaggeration there at all. you had no way of knowing dad would try to almost kill ur daughter! he was being smart. granddaughter needs ice cream. i'm too drunk to driver her... hmm. well, let's just have her driver us herself! SELF THAT'S GOD DAM BRILLIANT!@#
TRUE FINE SELF. SO TRUE.
later when she won't drive back: man, we sure didn't count on her being such a whiny bitch!@! probably nathan's fault. :usehaid:
oh come on!@#!@ that was the least pink casserole evar!@#!@# for fuck sakes!@#! i'm gonna revoke his raping privileges for a few days. :usehaid: man, it's been so long since i saw a good one! townsalotifus: HERE YOU GO! USE THIS! *tosts some old gross meat he's towned the hell out of at him*
OMG!@# GROSS!@#!@ ... hmmm. but effective! thanks townsalotofmeats!!
wait, so mustang?! :B maybe he's in denial. ack! i'm used to these mostly being in my mouth! IGH ACK! ☠ that would be fitting. MR. POOPS IN RIVER!@#!@ I HAS MANY MUCH DUTIES FOR YOU THAT ARE IN YOUR WHEELHOUSE BECAUSE THEY MOSTLY INVOLVE POOP!@#@! i'm ready for a real twist! :yes: that's right. or something fucked that face and then got lost inside the face midfucking. not sure. HELPENTINE! I'M STUCK!@# i just feel like it's been a good long while since this author gave us any sweet towning and there has been AMPLE opportunity!@# :snook: apparently every group has one. :dunno: *eats old gross money* next chapter spoiler stuff!! but i figure you should has read it at this point!!!
ok, proceed!
ok, first, we're just gonna sew some of you up inside old dead horses. don't worry, it will be fun. also not full of razor blades, wasps, or their stingers! so relax, take a rest!!
absolutely. the only interesting thing happening right now!@ practically. it kinda seems like everyone is all 🙄 of course darrow killed the fuck out of julien!@# 🙄 except cassius. :B yeah, same. i was like, DAAAAMMMMNNN!@!# also, gotta remember these are just dumb ol kids. so they should do dumbo things. :B
oh yeah, so next chapter was the next number and i think was called sewed up in horses maybe.
so yeah darrow killed pax without too much difficulty. used the ol mud in the eye trick! IN THE EYE!@ IN THE EYE!@#@
then they unleashed all their secret hidden in teh dead horses people, pretty smurt and they had a fake goblin and crew! finally a real plan!@#! pretty impressive really. gross, but good.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 21, 2022 16:11:48 GMT
hmm, no exaggeration there at all. you had no way of knowing dad would try to almost kill ur daughter! he was being smart. granddaughter needs ice cream. i'm too drunk to driver her... hmm. well, let's just have her driver us herself! SELF THAT'S GOD DAM BRILLIANT!@# TRUE FINE SELF. SO TRUE. later when she won't drive back: man, we sure didn't count on her being such a whiny bitch!@! probably nathan's fault. :usehaid: 100%! he's out there with a version of the story that's just MAN NATHAN SURE RAISES NEEDY WHINY LITTLE BRAT KIDS!@# heck he probably had no idea her age or anything!@# PINK ENOUGH!!!@#$$# whoo!!@#$$#@ i guess that's townsalotimus' reply. ALSO WHAT'S FOR DESSERT? OMG IS IT RED VELVET CAKE ;DROOL; this group of recruits has been a real disapointment!@#$@$# i guess fisticus and watchefelous both think that!@# it's rewarding to be able to help one's protege! you know what they say! there's a clownface in every group! if you don't know any... then it must be mustang!@#$ igh ack die. maybe one of the stabs was in his mouth and he had a final fleeting thought of bread before dying!@# heh heh he said doodies. i guess that's titus in this scenario. GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE PIPE DOWN!@# WE'RE TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON THESE PEEPS!@# if you don't shut it i'll have pebble, twig, and leaf shut u up permanently!@# careful with the snookings around fuckface. ur snooks are like likely to get stuck midsnook! also i guess a bunch of rapes didn't tide you over? smh. just normal rottedy horse inside guts! also goblin will be in there with you. *cassius dresses up all fancy and rides to battle all proud* dum dee doo dah so glad i avenged my brother by killing that titus sir poopsalot. ;vernoog; everyone else: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 that sounds right! according to my notes it was 31: teh fall of mustang WAY TO GIVE AWAY TEH PLOT IN UR CHPATA TITLE U ASSBAG!!#@$$#@ *pea* ;hyper; alsoheypaxhow'surballs! this plan is like moose poop fried in motor oil! ;yuck; BUT GOOD! but good. ;yes; i guess darrow is now gonna save sally mustang from all teh vixus rapings and ear choppings. ;dunno; :B chpt 32 ANTONIA GRR*jackal sends some chick with fingers missing to get cassius to turn on "the reaper"* Her braids were laced with teeth. 😳 and then antonia slices lea's neck. Well. This game got brutal. Jackal seems nice. And somehow Cassius still thinks this is some sort of honor based game? 🤦♂️ like wtf is wrong with this guy? does he not see wad's happening? smh.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 24, 2022 4:52:16 GMT
100%! he's out there with a version of the story that's just MAN NATHAN SURE RAISES NEEDY WHINY LITTLE BRAT KIDS!@# heck he probably had no idea her age or anything!@# christ lady!@# get it together!
dad talking to an 11 year old.
:B well, they should no better than serving cake at all when townsalotimus is invited! come on! why not just serve cantaloupes with pre-drilled town holes!@#!@# 🙄 i know i do!@#@!# i think that is what they say. also, speaking of mustang! she's disappeared. i spend half this booko wondering what happened to characters that we haven't heard from in a while! ahh razor bread! teh bae! ack. he's really growing on me!! i'm a little surprised that screwface can even make loud noises. seems like it would be mostly muffled. :B noted. also! there were no rape details!!@ it was just noted that they happened in the distance!@ that's a far cry from the orgy chapter i think we all deserve! :stuburN: don't worry. he won't stab you. yet. probably. tho there might be some wanking. :dunno: yeah, cassius is getting a bit annoying. i guess he always was. but annoying gets worse with time i think. i guess she did fall off her horse. i've never seen someone be so proud of kneeing someone in the balls before. exactly! with some moose guts thrown in for good measure. but now we has no idea what happened to her. this author!@# :pea: it's a good thing darrow sensed that trap at last minute. there was nothing he could do to save lea. also, lea shouldn't have helped with the trap. :stuburn:
yeah, terrible. i'm with gobsy on this one! i think darrow wants goblin arounf more than he's worried about the honor of having him kill jakyl. welp, onhward! i think they should have mustang join up with darrow and crew. :usehaid:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 24, 2022 14:46:24 GMT
christ lady!@# get it together! dad talking to an 11 year old. :B maybe a brap and ork in there too. hey not everyone can be as put together as father!@# maybe they didn't know townsalotimus was invited? AWW MAN WHO LET HIM IN!!@# or maybe they should have those cantaloupes on hand just for HIS dessert. everyone else gets cake. you know what they say! characters come and characters go, but we'll always has darrow. he's the loudest one! but it mostly sounds like honks and grunts!@# gah!@# you can't yadda yadda yadda all the best parts!@# i guess that's you wishing for detailed rape orgy descriptions. i think it would be hard to pass up a sewed inside a dead horse wank! don't get many opportunities for those!@# *stab* next chapta words. hey! pax is huge so those were some really big balls to squish!!@# ;stuburn; speaking of guts... :eyes: he just sort of assumes stuff. there was a casual mention of past savings. aaa. ;dunno; maybe she was coerced. but yeah that didn't turn out too well for ol lea! also, darrow could be a little better at sensing traps BEFORE BUMBLING INTO THEM!@#$ i guess gobsy didn't do a very godo job of stealing the gift jackal sent over to cassius. i hope gobsy is ok. i guess i should officially start: chaaapapapta 33: APLOGIVES!@#not sure about that chapter title tbh imo fwiw. ;pipe; maybe that is the author aplogiving to us readers wad he's about to do to darrow. so darrow realizes too late again he just falled into a trap. not sure why he actually agreed to fight cassius with the swords if he knew he was gonna lose. like... ehh.. run away on ur horse or something!@# i guess he figured they were too far out and cassius is a better horse rider than him too. still... seemed like he let cassius trap him into the game cassius wanted to play. but whatever. ACK! ME GUTZ! seems the proctors are giving old jackal a helping hand by giving him the holo of darrow killing julian. politics words! smh. so is Roque actually daid? probably daid. Gobsy? assume the medbots come and help darrow. man. gutstabbed is NTG!@#
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