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Post by isthisamo on Feb 10, 2022 13:43:33 GMT
gah! i've been playing this damn cha cha now yall song all these years for NO REASON!? IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING!@# can't believe i was born as a notownsuntilmarriagecous! what rotten luck! and everyone i grew up with was in a pretty similar state! so i didn't even get invited to OTHER townalotimus parties!!@# yeah, we got beaten bad with the shitty growupucis stick! we were just in a horrible circle of bad stick whackings and no townsalotimus parties and horrible worse than cha cha songs and crap.
remember those parties in like horrible places you could rent that was just a big hall with row upon row of tables? oh man, bae.
does this school have reunions? is that book 3? god damn right that's me!@#@! i don't get a lot of wins ovur hear! mostly just dumbo pludging! also, i'm pretty sure they said she tost jackyl to him naked! well that doesn't seem necessary!@# i don't need to see that handless bastard neked!!@# hey buddy!@ i got a future gutstab fer ya!!
cassius
well, yeah! i wonder if darrow will have to kill him. but he won't have it in him. so then he'll have to do something else. :dunno: seduce him or something. of course!@#! you'll be one of the men of teh house!@# :twak: not sure you'll be able to handle it though. tbh. we saw you in the hollos ovur dare. not too impressive!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 10, 2022 17:27:49 GMT
yeah, we got beaten bad with the shitty growupucis stick! we were just in a horrible circle of bad stick whackings and no townsalotimus parties and horrible worse than cha cha songs and crap. remember those parties in like horrible places you could rent that was just a big hall with row upon row of tables? oh man, bae. do i remember. do i re... OF COURSE I REMEMBER!@# THOSE ARE THE EXACT PARTIES I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE TIME!@#$ I'VE BEEN GOING TO THEM MY WHOLE LIFE!@@#$@#$ I'VE NEVER STOPPED GOING TO THEM!@#$ the only thing that put a stop to them was the pandemic stopping ALL the parties!@@#$$#@ gah@@#$@$# OMFG AGGRCLOUDZ@%@#$%@%$@#$%@$%@$#%@#^%#^@#$%@# whew. anyway. um. what's really greta about our growupicis stick we got whacked with... besides the general no townsalotimus hangouts and such, and fieldservicus and meetingaloticus and whatever... all that sucked enough as it was. but then we also had the CHEWDARKVOMITICOUS STICK BEATING THE BEJESUS OUT OF US ON THE DAILY TOO!@$#$#@ we couldn't even have an otherwise normal dadstick!!@# ok i need to stop this as i'm getting aggravated. they all stand around reminiscing about the tooth necklaces and things. remember when pax got stabentined whilst darrow hid beneath him!@# whoo boy! kids amirite! ;cheerio;; ;bowdown; he's too dangerous in clothes@!@$#@$# ;usehaid; *emphatic yes nodding* also ;rubhands; ;leer; hey gobsy sbw come around here behind these bushes. ;snicker; i'm envisioning susan when george asks for a prenup. like a derisive snort. sure! i'll sign a prenup! lol. a prenup! *shakes head in disbelief*
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 13, 2022 4:12:16 GMT
do i remember. do i re... OF COURSE I REMEMBER!@# THOSE ARE THE EXACT PARTIES I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE TIME!@#$ I'VE BEEN GOING TO THEM MY WHOLE LIFE!@@#$@#$ I'VE NEVER STOPPED GOING TO THEM!@#$ the only thing that put a stop to them was the pandemic stopping ALL the parties!@@#$$#@ gah@@#$@$# OMFG AGGRCLOUDZ@%@#$%@%$@#$%@$%@$#%@#^%#^@#$%@# whew. anyway. um. what's really greta about our growupicis stick we got whacked with... besides the general no townsalotimus hangouts and such, and fieldservicus and meetingaloticus and whatever... all that sucked enough as it was. but then we also had the CHEWDARKVOMITICOUS STICK BEATING THE BEJESUS OUT OF US ON THE DAILY TOO!@$#$#@ we couldn't even have an otherwise normal dadstick!!@# ok i need to stop this as i'm getting aggravated. so sorry i did not mean to get you aggravated! i guess i sort of assumed ya'll had moved on from those type of parties. :B like you have cha cha and bean dip and bean casserole and all the bean things, but maybe in better venues or something? gosh, i'm not sure what i thought! only that humans wouldn't voluntarily continue to town themselves with horrible parties like that. :hper: I STAND CORRECTED!@#!@#
yeah, we really did get a double win grow up time. hey! at least we didn't has mr. kew for a dad!@# :stuburn: we wouldn't even has touched sun! and 1 or 2 of us would be daid!@#! oh man! that was crazy!! upsetting and insane.
that whole school institution whatever the fuck they called it, was crazy. how is that ok? i guess all teh golds are all, :shrug: we has too many people anyway! and this gets us good strong stock! :stuburn: also they're brother sister! put a cod piece on him AT LEAST!@! looking forward to future bookos on this. maybe next after the idot booko. i don't remember why we are waiting really. :shrug: i'm sure we had a godo reason. everyone knows behind bushes times are teh bae times of all times!!! yes! it's exactly like that!
apropo: sure buddy, you can touch ur legs together all u want! :hugegiantgoldenrolleyes!@#!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 14, 2022 22:15:31 GMT
so sorry i did not mean to get you aggravated! i guess i sort of assumed ya'll had moved on from those type of parties. :B like you have cha cha and bean dip and bean casserole and all the bean things, but maybe in better venues or something? gosh, i'm not sure what i thought! only that humans wouldn't voluntarily continue to town themselves with horrible parties like that. :hper: I STAND CORRECTED!@#!@# it's the jw way! we voluntarily town ourselves with all SORTS of horrible things!@#$ heck these horrific parties are one of the lesser ones really!!@# also of COURSE we haven't moved on to better venues! WE'RE ALL JANITORS AND WINDOW WASHERS AND SHIT!r$$#@#$@#$@ ha ha ha! remember when reaper boy here towned apollo's skull with a ring blade! ;lol; awww man. college is crazy. anyways, time to go sell life insurance. everything we ever do has a godo reason! also i ordered teh booko. hasn't arrived yet tho. duh. that's where all teh best wankings are. ;usehaid; <to himself> taht guy's coming home in a body bag!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 15, 2022 10:36:49 GMT
it's the jw way! we voluntarily town ourselves with all SORTS of horrible things!@#$ heck these horrific parties are one of the lesser ones really!!@# also of COURSE we haven't moved on to better venues! WE'RE ALL JANITORS AND WINDOW WASHERS AND SHIT!r$$#@#$@#$@ well, that's a good point. er, lots of good points.
this is wad we know! :dunno: -all those janitors and washers and stuff. *slides to the left*
you need some? i got some crazy deals! whjoooo!@#! whoever that was since i buy it ebooko style, i'll just wait til we gawn reads it. :B well, i wouldn't want to pass up a good behind bush whacking! :usehaid: gobsy and naked! untowned of course, unless she filled the body bag with naked darrow and like a bunch of squirrels or something.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 15, 2022 14:21:46 GMT
well, that's a good point. er, lots of good points. this is wad we know! :dunno: -all those janitors and washers and stuff. *slides to the left* now you've got it! cha cha now y'all ;dunno; *shuffles feet* cha cha again! TELL ME A DIRECTION!@# maybe i'll go get some more green bean casserole. oh look bbq lil smokies! probably clownface also apparently me typing up words about not hasing it yet made it appear! cuz now i has it! ;hyper; that is SO gobsy! hahaha oh that mustang. she's a real pistol!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 16, 2022 4:48:29 GMT
now you've got it! cha cha now y'all ;dunno; *shuffles feet* cha cha again! TELL ME A DIRECTION!@# maybe i'll go get some more green bean casserole. oh look bbq lil smokies! well, you gotta enjoy the little things! and in this case they are literally little lil smokies! :hyper: this get together is looking up!! *moon walks back to seat* you i guess. u shoulda got some insurance on that face! amiright!? ahh? clownface: whooooo!@#!@ so i guess during his whacking times darrow convinces him that is totally normal to say bloodydamn to someone. totally normal. had good reasons. i wanted him to feel like he was being killed by a red. make it that much worse for the bastard! man i'm good! whooo!@ how's that whacking going? good!? alright. she sure is.
hey, can someone call the squirrel exterminator, the squirrelinator i think he's called. they probably have a whole color for that!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 17, 2022 14:46:45 GMT
well, you gotta enjoy the little things! and in this case they are literally little lil smokies! :hyper: this get together is looking up!! *moon walks back to seat* you i guess. moonwalk! wow! it's almost as exciting as finding out townamediumous was invited!!!@## oh man! don't piss off clownface too much! he'll sic pebble on ur ass! honestly that is a good explanation for the bloodydamn! i think gobsy might have been ok with being convinced at some other non wakking time tho! *wak wak wak* sure sure darrow whatever *wak wak* the wak is fine but if we could talk about this later....
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 19, 2022 13:23:26 GMT
moonwalk! wow! it's almost as exciting as finding out townamediumous was invited!!!@## well, it makes sense that you are doing some of the most exciting things at these parties! :usehaid: being a pimo and all. wait, what does pebble do again? thow horrible pebbles at you? that does sound not nice! i wouldn't care for that AT ALL! :stuburn: oh sure sure ol waking gobs. carry on. wak a way. i'm just saying. i really didn't like that apollo guy or whoever it was i killed and said weird words too. yessir. oh sorry, keep on wakking... *does that snapping hand clap thing some people do when their bored or whatever*
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 19, 2022 21:48:50 GMT
well, it makes sense that you are doing some of the most exciting things at these parties! :usehaid: being a pimo and all. very very true. heck i better calm it down a bit or people will start getting ;suspicious;!!! he just stands there the whole time as ol waking gobs waks away listening to him drone on and on. OMFG WIL THIS WAKKING EVER END!@# gobs is thinking that probably. its hard to finish the bush wak when you are distracted.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 20, 2022 7:34:07 GMT
very very true. heck i better calm it down a bit or people will start getting ;suspicious;!!! exactly, watch it mister!@#@! 👁👁 that's what THEY'RE BOTH thinking! so gobsy, how bout that mustang tosting her brother over all nude and stuff! did you see his armnub?! 🤮
gobs: OMFG!@#@!#
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 20, 2022 16:35:28 GMT
exactly, watch it mister!@#@! 👁👁 *there is an announcement about me a few weeks later at meeting* *no one is surprised really* was that gobsy cumming at the armnub thought?
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 21, 2022 9:22:49 GMT
*there is an announcement about me a few weeks later at meeting* *no one is surprised really* it's like we're predicting teh future up in this joint!@ only instead of doing something cool it will just be because you hased a beard and 1 too many beers at some brewery. :B :dunno: of course! darrow really turned it arounf there in the end! darrow: :vernoog: ... you gonna clean urself up there? gobsy: that's not how i do it. darrow: ok, well, i'm not a red! *runs off*
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 21, 2022 16:34:50 GMT
it's like we're predicting teh future up in this joint!@ only instead of doing something cool it will just be because you hased a beard and 1 too many beers at some brewery. :B :dunno: oh like hasing a beard isn't cool! pssh. shows wad u no! also maybe somebody saw me buying birthday stuff! ;hyper; actually, this is the week of our circuit overseer "visit" (via zoom ;rolleyes; ) so i'm thinking they are gonna get asked what they are doing to encourage the horrible weak / inactive people in the congregation. so they want to be able to show him how hard they are trying to encourage us and so forth. they don't call me gross gobsy for nothing! alsoimnotaredokthxbye
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 22, 2022 5:12:46 GMT
oh like hasing a beard isn't cool! pssh. shows wad u no! oh sure, it is cool for 50 i guess. now that's lame! oh, maybe you could get an overseer encouragement visit!! that could really turn things arounf for you! those guys, they got it goin on! whooo!@#! gobsy: ok! toodaloo! call me anytime as long as when you call you are planning on hasing me wak in our out of bushes!@# TIA!@# HTH!@ CYALATER!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 22, 2022 17:29:54 GMT
oh sure, it is cool for 50 i guess. *pea* what i mean is, YES OF COURSE THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL!@# VERY ENCOURAGING INDEED!@#$#@#@$ also we totally just keep ignoring their calls and texts as if he's ever NOT wakking!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 25, 2022 12:05:52 GMT
*pea* 🤗 :hyper: apparently you might have trouble hiding your disdain! :pipe: that'll work for a while. he can't wack all the time! he has to eat and stuff!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 25, 2022 16:15:58 GMT
wak with one hand eat with the other!! ;usehaid;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2022 0:14:05 GMT
i guess he can only eat hotdogs and other one handed foodz. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 4, 2022 14:55:17 GMT
wieners in each hand but only one is food!
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