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Post by ditkanate on Dec 16, 2021 14:31:52 GMT
ok welp i started this booko last night!@#$#@ WHOO!!!@##@# HERE WE GO BOYZZZZ BUCKLE UP! HOP IN THE SADDLE OR WADEVER!!@# so, while you speed read through other stef on ur vaca, this can be ur slow savor, 1 chpta / day discuss to bolivian booko.  PART 1 - SLAVEboy those Golds really burn me up! *pea* the "Noble Lie of Demokracy"? ;cussing; U DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SHITTY GOLD MAN! U CAN'T EVEN SPEEL DEMOKRACY RIGHT!@#$
Chpta 1 - Helldiverooohh... i'm a helldiver!  i dive into hell!! and ehh... mine or dig or something... and i'm 16 and town the daylights outta my sweet old lady!@#$  grrr! watch out for them Mars PITVIPERS!@#$ YAAHHH!!@#@# i guess that's my impression of chapter 1.  |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 17, 2021 2:36:52 GMT
ok welp i started this booko last night!@#$#@ WHOO!!!@##@# HERE WE GO BOYZZZZ BUCKLE UP! HOP IN THE SADDLE OR WADEVER!!@# so, while you speed read through other stef on ur vaca, this can be ur slow savor, 1 chpta / day discuss to bolivian booko. OH!!! i'm buckled mister!!
a nice slow slog through some weird color book.
i guess they spell democracy that way to the dumdums down in the mines can understand it. :B er wait, if it's the noble lie, that is the reds talking. their ARE the dumdums. the golds wouldn't call their ownselves a lie, erm. i think. i can't remember who was talking when@!# :ballhands:
that seems like a pretty good impression to be honest. i guess this young fellow with the fine wife everyone wants to town so they pray he dies like the dumb little kid he is, and then it's apparently a town his wife free for all?! :dunno: we still don't understand this society really. anyway, i guess he is towning his suit to go hand scan the gas pocket. for a second you wondered if the dumb little kid was right. but then as he started towning his suit and stuff down by his drill bits, i was kind of thinking this kid might be good with his fingers, but don't have a lot going on upstairs!! :B
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 17, 2021 14:01:24 GMT
OH!!! i'm buckled mister!! a nice slow slog through some weird color book. ;jkgay; i thought it was a goldy being all hoity toity talky down to the lower classes. like, "democracy sounds great and all but it failed or sucks or whatever and so just listen to us sweet golds and don't worry ur stupid little red heads about it!@#$" ;twak; <-- twakking a red [spongebob meme]dEmoKraCy[/spongebob meme] i suppose we'll find out eventually. :B i'm really good with my fingers!@# (;leer;) *burns hands off to the nub* also i guess it's a society where you yank on ur dad's legs to get his neck to break for teh hanging or something. so, sure, if he dies it's a townforall wife time!!@# seems like something this horrible place would do. HEY! IF U DON'T LIKE THE RULES U SHOULDN'T MARRY SUCH A HOTTY!#$ ;stuburn;; CHpta 2: teh Township ;snicker;ehh.. so darrow wins the "Laurel" from the Goobies or whoever which means they get sugar and extra smokes!@# at least he thinks he won, he probably is gonna get screwed out of it. ;pea; also apparently there is some song or dance or whatever that they'll kill u for? ;dunno; and his sweet towny wife is so townable even teh horrible grays want a piece!@# i got a triggering chill a bit when they were doing the holo screen words from "The Society". TEH BESTEST VIRTUE IS OBEDIENCE TO TEH SOCIETYfucks sake am i studying a watchtower right now? YIKES!@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 19, 2021 2:12:51 GMT
you're right. i was getting confused. i'm only a stupid leaky human! also for the reds, it would appear that they are actual redheads. which i thought interesting. like their dwarfs sent into the mines to dig for gold. er, helium3 or some crap. yes, that is exactly what this place seems like!
oh! also they just piss in their suit!  but their showers seem super sweet. that's what i keep assuming. like there is some catch if the same clan wins every time. :dunno:
yeah, not a fan of teh obedience word either. too close to "do not question". which leads to stupidity and more leaking!
the whole message was sucks for you all, but THANK! |
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 20, 2021 16:32:30 GMT
also for the reds, it would appear that they are actual redheads. which i thought interesting. like their dwarfs sent into the mines to dig for gold. er, helium3 or some crap. maybe they just turn red eventually from the red dirt!! :B *all their piss gets whisked away* you know it's a greta society to live in if there's clans! also  hold ur horses but we were right aboot teh laurels. :B sucks for you all but you should be thanking US for the sweet life sustaining food we barely gives u! ;stuburn; godo chpa 3 - THE LAURELwhy is it called the laurel? teh laurel n hardy cinnamon provider award!!@#@# ;twak; mine more helium you horrible dancing fools! ;twak; i guess that's my impression of all the non reds. boy he sure is hammering home just how townable EO is! also, ehh., so these guys have NEVER won the laurel and just dream of putting cinnamon on their bread or whatever? is the laurel even real? annnnnd there it is. dumbo didn't win the laurel. i'm shocked. shocked i tell you. he was so certain!  CHPA 4 - TEH GIFTsome gift ur redheaded witch!@# town me in some off limits garden and try to get me killed in a revolution!@#$$#@ women amirite? smh tbh. oh and i gezz teh grays have caughted them now. REDS IN OUR GARDEN!@#$ or maybe they only caught the wife. and they'll town and kill her and then DARROW WILL BE MIGHTY PISSED! MAYBE EVEN DANCE THE FORBIDDEN DANCENTINE!@# UPON THINE!!@@#@#  |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 21, 2021 4:57:32 GMT
maybe they just turn red eventually from the red dirt!! :B i gez i never loog at it that way! :B in a nice painful toob blowsuck of some kind. they were making it pretty clear there in the end. like his wife is all :umm: face. like some people know that it's all bullshit and ain't nobody going home with sugar and spice. :rolleyes: if they make it all cooshy the reds won't be hard enough for the difficult mining job! :stuburn: yeah, i guess it's just the name. :dunno: :B yeah, i dun understand why they need to make it quite so horrible for the reds.
and yes, he sure is. everyone everywhere wants to town the living hell out of this guy's wife!@! do you got it?!@ I DON'T THINK YOU DO!@#!
like i said, this was becoming more and more obvious the closer it got to not happening. forget about it baby. i got a sweet towning surprise for yiu! :eyeflash: that is SOOO women!! also, it's like, they don't need to make it so horrible for us!! they just do cuz they can get away with it and we're a bunch of dumb reds who are all, welp! it's for teh good! yeah, don't know the details yet, but this getting caught will spur him on to revolution i'm sure! it's just a matter of how. i typed up hoe that which would also be appropriate!! it's all just a matter of hoe!! so true!! |
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 21, 2021 18:53:39 GMT
i gez i never loog at it that way! :B eye nett luk rudd reezunz rite! i guess that's you. :B i was thinking maybe it got vented owt to mars atmosphere or something. which accounts for the forceful sucking. but who teh heck noes. ;dunno; see only teh Goomies wins it! that way teh reds is mad at teh goomies and not teh goldies! or something. i dunno. this world is dumb. *they just sit around in their cooshy couches bein cozy and smokin coosh* AND NO ONE IS MINING TEH HELIUM-3! *pea* i guess seems like a weird name tho. i suppose there's some old legend story about how laurel mined for teh cinnamons CUZ THEY'RE HORRIBLE LITTLE MINING REDS THAT NEEDS TO KNOW THEIR PLACE!@#$@#$ ;TWAK; i guess that's golds and greys or whoever. (omg teh goldz hair is sew bootiful ;drool; ) *someone walks by* HEY BUDDY UR WIFE IS HOT I'D TAKE HER AND TOWN THE HELL OUT OF HER IN A HEARTBEAT! LEMME KNOW IF UR UP FOR IT!@#$@$# WHOOO!!#@$$#@#$@ *her eyes smolder or something* i guess u gotta really hammer home how amazing she is before killing her off as revolution motivation. ;eyeflashtown; oh come on baby, just start a war for me. ;wink wink town wink; it'll be fun! and ;leer; i'll make it worth your while! DARROW: BUT I'LL BE DAID!@@$##@$ ;snooked; this whole book is a matter of hoe! also this is definitely revolution spur, as you will see in....
chpta 5 - teh spur of teh revs. actually it's called "the first song" ;facemelt; these fucking reds and their god forsaken forbidden dumbfuck songs!@$#@#$  so, their punishment is a bunch of whippings... ok. BUT EO THE FUCKTOY ISN'T SATISFIED WITH THAT! OH NO! she has to go and sing... i dunno man. some weird lyrics that don't even make any fucking sense. so now they have to kill her. CUZ THIS ALL MAKES TOTAL SENSE!@$#$@#$@# Shouldn't the chpta title be teh last song? ;snicker; get it? cuz she is so totally daid meat now. anyway, i can tell this book wants me to feel something here but.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe later i will. *shrug* here's what i feel: what a waste of a hot, spirited townable gal! ;smh; |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 23, 2021 5:09:45 GMT
eye nett luk rudd reezunz rite! i guess that's you. :B no idea wad you tawk bout again. :B that makes sense. i gets blowsucked somewhere! that's for sure! :B what i need to know is where it is blown to! stat!! yeah, misdirected anger is totally part of it. didn't the author basically say that? exactly! i don't feel like going in teh mines today. it's pretty horrible!! something like that. and they have some dumb ol song about it. :B her hair is amazing and angelic even tho it's covered in spiderwebs. :s *that guy just dreams of sticking it in her spiderwebby hair* :dunno: also! hello darrow!@# it will be totally worth it!@ but now you're going to do it because she's dead and ur not gonna get any townings at all!@#@  ( chpta 5: dumb ol song! maybe that was an early working title brother they have a color based class system! so obviously you can't have one color just sing dumb ol songs whenever they want!@#! you need to has order!!! :usehaid: kinda seems like there shoulda been some towning before the hanging. real lost oppurtunity IMO. yeah, i'm REAL bent out of shape over this bitch!@! my god! I'M VECLEMPT!@!#! hmmm. not sure that's the right word speelling or no!! :B |
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 23, 2021 14:08:30 GMT
no idea wad you tawk bout again. :B  exactly! WARE R U BLOWSUCKING MY PEESTANK TO!!!@#  i believe he may have, yes. also i retyped it here for us! watch it mister! or we will dangle u by the neck in hardly any gravity!! *pea* are normal miners this horrible? like dumb old coal miners from west virginia or whatever? i feel like they're the same but maybe with more mt dew consumption. i forgot about the giant horrible spiderworms. mars, i gotta say, seems ntg!! at least down here with the horrible reds!!@# see if ur win teh war it's like hasing a permanent laurel! you know. maybe. unfortunately, however, laurel is not a red spiderwebhaire'd goddess of towning. MAYBE IT WAS@$#@$#@#$@#$ brother! brother, see, this is why i am glad we are reading this together. you can talk sense into me when i'm being irrational!!@# thanks!@# ;shoulderhands; he literally JUST towned her before this! it's why they find themselves in this predicament in teh first playz! tho i supposed it would make sense for a gray or two to townytown that smile off her face and THEN hang her!@# it's the least she deserves. ;stuburn; i hadn't been able to put my finger on the word until just now. but yes! BROTHER THIS WHOLE PASSAGE HAS MADE ME VAREKLOOMMPFFTTT!#@$$#@#@$ CHAPATA 6 - TEH MARTYR! love u babe!  *dangles from legs to crack teh neck* ;wub; ok so Eo's sister is named Dio? 🤔 her older sisers are cio, beeo, and AYE-OH! FUGGEDABOUDDIT!!! ehh... so dumbarrow burries his wub in teh garden of foribiddenness... like.. ehh.. what? and he knew he'd get in trubs cuz there are cameras everywhere? isn't he worried the grays will dig her up and tost her down teh trash chute or something? he didn't even know this place existed until like,.... YESTERDAY! i dunno. just seemed weird. and so now he's gonna hang too. man this place is greta. Ok so they faking his death I gotchu. uncle gives him some classic slow ur heart down and fake ur death jooce... and i suppose he will not pull his legs too hard. seems like this place would think of other ways to kill u than hanging that doesn't work. i guess they like the power trip of making ur wubbed ones do it! pretty sweet! and realistic!@$#@$#$#@$#@ This is now sort of reminding me of wool + hunger games combo. but worse. |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 24, 2021 10:34:20 GMT
gotta make sure it isn't to where i town and bury my wife and stuff. :B
brother!! that is one of the main reasons we have this and are here!! :usehaid:
and then i'll have to pull ur legs!@! can't we get mom to do it or some crap!!?? :bored:
u i don't see any way that old timy virginia miners are somehow better than this. less low gravity hangings, but that's it!! they make great shirts and dresses or something i guess! :dunno: no, u'll get some cinamon or something. :dunno: *worth it* might has well have been!!! TBH this is the other main reason we're here! and ur welcome!! that was ages ago!! weren't they locked up and beaten for like 3 days! she needs 3 days of gray and gold townings pre softhang!! really drive ur point home! :leer: :vernoog: that's what u do! it's an honor!!!  so it seems!! can't to wait to meet all these others. maybe they'll be war heros!! well it has special meaning as the last place they towned and the reason she's daid!@#!@# still weird tho. this place hangs A LOT of people! something is going wrong if there aren't a few good hangings every week!@#!# making you pull ur loved ones to death is sick and twisted! a poetic end to these dumb reds dumb stupid singy lives!@#
chapter 7!! lazzurus!@#! so he wakes up and is all WTF!@?? I'M NOT DAID!@#! WELL THIS STINKS!@#! "Uncle Naro didn't pull my feet hard enough!" no dumbarro. no he did not.
i guess i'm in a dumb ol wagon now. with some famous lady maybe. oh no, they're going to see some famous lady or dude. i don't know. dancer. but eo towning will not be there. that's all that matters. :notowntear:
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 24, 2021 17:21:10 GMT
gotta make sure it isn't to where i town and bury my wife and stuff. :B that would be so dumbarrow. burries his wife in the whole clans sucked pee spot! mom is busy singing some song that will likely get us all killed!@# now go pull ur legs!@# arrgh! why, we naivar pullt own noobiedees legs, nossir!! ;stuburn;; i dunno i guess that is west virginia coal miners. i luv my spiderweb clothes. ;wub; aww man a pitviper gotted me! cinnamon! WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE!@# TOTALLY IN BIGTIME!@#@#$@#$ can i put it on my bread?? ;rubhands;; yes, author, and if you wouldst beist so kind to type those towning up in exquisite detila. thank you. i will burry her in teh most magical meaningful playz evar! (that i just heard of yesterday) *someone trips in a tunnel* OK THAT'S IT, UR HANGIN BUDDY!!!@#@# for real tho. i'm with the golds, these people r teh waerst. GOD DAMN UNCLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!@# *PEA* i wanted to wake up in the vale with that dude who had *checks notes* "dew on his hat". oh, and my wubbed ones of course. especially towny mcgee! (his pet name for EIEIO) he's going somewhere! with half burntface half beautifulface!! EVEN MORE BOOTYFUL THAN EIEIO!!! her name is Harmony! and she's with a name saying idiot!!@@# RANDY!!@#  |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 25, 2021 4:24:54 GMT
that would be so dumbarrow. burries his wife in the whole clans sucked pee spot! hmmm... smells funny here. always thought flowers would smell better than this. :dunno: *bury* i guess i'm yelling at you to get on with my leg pulling! it's hard to yell hanging from the noose even in teh low gravity!! nope! not on no leg! other things we pulled BIGTIME!! anybody got any pitviper repellent spray?! i'm plum out!! of course! you can put it anywhere you want!! well, except all the places where if you put it u'll be hanged. which is a LOT!! exactly!@# it's like, the least this author could do after typing up such a horrible story so far!@ :stuburn: just cuz it is his NEW most magical place doesn't mean it isn't most magical!! :stuburn: dammit!! well fuck if i'm singing some dumb ol song before i hang!@ :stuburn: definitely a solid argument for this. :leer: oh yeah! that is totally due bigtime! :floet: WTF! due is always sticky like that!@ this is mars!@# :morestuburn: apt. i almost forgot about half burned half beauty lady!! so that's harmony? ok ok. so she's a tough ol bitch and you just have to turn her head to one side while you town her! got it! also darrow was quick to call harmony half more beautiful than eo! JESUS! SHE'S ONLY BEEN DEAD A DAY OR TWO!@# wasn't it ralph?! hmm. CHAPTER 8!! DANCER!! (i don't know why i'm yelling. i guess i'm excited... tho i don't know how much i have to say.)
so dancer is a dude. but handsome! townable in his own right!
he's old. like in his forties! i guess people don't live that long here. makes sense since they got so much hanging going on! :usehaid:
harmony towning is definitely in teh future. maybe a ways off, but it's a coming.
so lots of talk and stuff about dreams and reds and ares and stuff and then darrow is showed a city up on mars. not a big surprise there. :B
general book aside:
it's so funny that everyone can be all, HA HA! THE REDS ARE SO HORRIBLE AND GROSS AND STUPID! THEY DESERVE THE NASTY BELOW GROUND LIFE OF SHIT AND HANGINGS AND WHATNOT! HAVE U SEEN THEM?! DAMN DON'T LET THEM UP IN OUR SWEET CITY!@# :gross: THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!@ not too mention we need some asshats down there mining the helium3 which i assume is necessary for the city. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 25, 2021 4:27:17 GMT
that would be so dumbarrow. burries his wife in the whole clans sucked pee spot! hmmm... smells funny here. always thought flowers would smell better than this. :dunno: *bury* i guess i'm yelling at you to get on with my leg pulling! it's hard to yell hanging from the noose even in teh low gravity!! nope! not on no leg! other things we pulled BIGTIME!! anybody got any pitviper repellent spray?! i'm plum out!! of course! you can put it anywhere you want!! well, except all the places where if you put it u'll be hanged. which is a LOT!! exactly!@# it's like, the least this author could do after typing up such a horrible story so far!@ :stuburn: just cuz it is his NEW most magical place doesn't mean it isn't most magical!! :stuburn: dammit!! well fuck if i'm singing some dumb ol song before i hang!@ :stuburn: definitely a solid argument for this. :leer: oh yeah! that is totally due bigtime! :floet: WTF! due is always sticky like that!@ this is mars!@# :morestuburn: apt. i almost forgot about half burned half beauty lady!! so that's harmony? ok ok. so she's a tough ol bitch and you just have to turn her head to one side while you town her! got it! also darrow was quick to call harmony half more beautiful than eo! JESUS! SHE'S ONLY BEEN DEAD A DAY OR TWO!@# wasn't it ralph?! hmm. CHAPTER 8!! DANCER!! (i don't know why i'm yelling. i guess i'm excited... tho i don't know how much i have to say.)
so dancer is a dude. but handsome! townable in his own right!
he's old. like in his forties! i guess people don't live that long here. makes sense since they got so much hanging going on! :usehaid:
harmony towning is definitely in teh future. maybe a ways off, but it's a coming.
so lots of talk and stuff about dreams and reds and ares and stuff and then darrow is showed a city up on mars. not a big surprise there. :B
general book aside:
it's so funny that everyone can be all, HA HA! THE REDS ARE SO HORRIBLE AND GROSS AND STUPID! THEY DESERVE THE NASTY BELOW GROUND LIFE OF SHIT AND HANGINGS AND WHATNOT! HAVE U SEEN THEM?! DAMN DON'T LET THEM UP IN OUR SWEET CITY!@# :gross: THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!@ not too mention we need some asshats down there mining the helium3 which i assume is necessary for the city. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 25, 2021 19:55:46 GMT
hmmm... smells funny here. always thought flowers would smell better than this. :dunno: *bury* just goes to show you can't really trust old legends about smells! igh ach ack! did you just say AMAZE!? we pulled many a thing in our day we did, but not the leg! i guess that's a coal miner rephrase. what in the bloodydamn is a plum!? the trick is putting cinnamon on ur bread before you get speedhanged! gotta be VERY quick!! i suppose! almost ANY new place would be better than the hangsville he's used to!@#$ you wouldn't dare!!!  yee yes, well, everyone knows mars dew is sticky! you know... mumble mumble gravity and whatnot. just lick it up and shut it!!@#@# if i could just learn to keep my head turnt i might be in love!!@# definitely could have been. ;dunno; know way of knowing for sure unfortunately. well, u probably saw that chapter title and thought FINALLY! SOME DANCING IN THIS BOOK! ABOUT TIME!@@#$ starting to think dumbarrow is just horny! and get married at like 14 or whatever. heh heh. he said coming. hehheheheh. BROTHER THAT IS A HUGE REVEAL! THEY DONE BEEN DUPED!!!@# well obvs they deserve to be reds! if u don't deserve to be a red don't get borned a red!! ;usehaid; maybe not everyone knows. just the golds. and the greys.. hmmm.. i dunno. also no one wants that horrible singing and whatever up in cityville!!@# ;stuburn; |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 26, 2021 8:17:25 GMT
just goes to show you can't really trust old legends about smells! maybe cuz smell tastes change so much over time. like dumbarro's great great great great ancestors loved this pee smell so much!!@# :wub:  of course i said amaze!@# and thank probably!@# ur translation of more of my igh acks. :B
ur stupid rephrase still made me chuckle. i guess i'm lucky i'm so funny! the last person who knew we just hanged over there. *points at hanged dumb red* i guess we'll never know. oh hey! they're gonna hang bobby now! exciting! i wonder who will pull him to death. very!! GRAB HIM!@# DID YOU SEE THEY WAY HER POURED THE CINNAMON!@# OFF TO THE GALLOWS!@#!#
 i never even tasted my laurelses. holy crap!@# this place is way better than any other place even tho it smells like pee!@#@!# whoooo!@#!@# town bury town town bury!@#!#!#@ FFS!@#!@# just pull my legs already and end it!@#!@ :pst: i think he said thank
of course they know that!!@# they LIVE on mars!@!# and they're horrible! and not good with the ol science of atmosphere. :B gotta move on! right dancer you old fox!@#!@ *nudge nudge wink* i guess that's darrow or something. yes! that is exactly how it happened. i was so excited! and then hugely disappointed when the guy named dancer is some old guy who just drags his leg behind him!@# is dancer like a joke nickname?! like calling the huge fat guy tiny? haha!! get it! that gimpy old fuck couldn't dance if his life depended on it!@# oh man!@# whooo!@#! it's been a long time!@#!@ :stuburn: they were super duped!! next chapter spice well, you got a good point with this singing and dancing crap! not to mention all the ladies with spiderwebs in their hair! :yuck:  CHIPA 9: THE LIE!@#!@# DUH DUH DUUUUHHHH!@#!@!@ (just the lie was the title. i added the extra implied part)
don't think i took any notes here... he sees the city and flying golds and silvers, are they grays? i guess so. some gold boy is flying around and girls are chasing then and then they go to town bigtime probably somewhere that doesn't smell like red pee!! and i guess he can see PAST the city and not only do they has a city, but the terraforming is over! but they have to terraform a million planets so hey reds! u got more diggin to do!@# if you came up here you'd just fly arounf and town and stuff like us!! we'd get no helium at all!@# :usehaid:~~
dumbarro: what's my mission!@#!?? gimpy: ur gonna fuck shit up son!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 26, 2021 15:57:42 GMT
maybe cuz smell tastes change so much over time. like dumbarro's great great great great ancestors loved this pee smell so much!!@# :wub: sniiiifffff ahhhh reminds me of the old country it does. i think how right you are about my amazingness as i pull on ur legs. yes yes yes! hyper;; rephrase me again brother!@# f;hyper;;;;; u DOES BOBBY KNOW ANY OLD FRUITS!@# its like the old miner's saying goes. if ur gonna laurel cinnamon ur bread, best to be doin it straight away, 'tis! lest ye never tastes it 'tall. that part changed him into a towningburry whirlwind! did he say thank, or are ye pullin me leg! ;hyper; can't be spending days and days hung up on ur old hanged broad! THEY DIE QUICK IN THESE PARTS! well i'll be bloodydamned. ur right! probably why he's still alive at the ripe old age of 40! he's literally incapable of dancing hisself into a noose! i definitely felt the implied duh duh duhhhs in taht title! people are literally flying arounf carefree towning the bejesus out of each other and tittering in glee! exactly! we don't need more flytowners! we needs more helium3! ;twak; i mean, not HERE we don't need it. BUT WE STILL NEED IT!!!@@# :stuburn; gimpy didn't say that! ur implying things again! ok i'm gonna ask a legit curious question now: is 500 years enough time to terraform mars into a paradise of flytowning? and a bunch of other planets too? seems short. i really need to stop expecting certain amounts of timelines!@#$@$#@#$ |
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 27, 2021 0:09:32 GMT
sniiiifffff ahhhh reminds me of the old country it does. *pees in suit* why, i doubt anyone has pulled legs this gude before. :think:
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i guess so. can't blame me really. oh man!@# bobby was grape boy!@ no one is going to know any of the grape sayings now!@#@! :snook: that's probably the reds AND the virginians!@!!
things move pretty quick around here.
both probably!!! it's like i just said this. i guess how many times can we joke about how quick reds get towned and hung and pulled!?
a lot i suppose. :chin:
also, he probably danced himself into the noose to land himself in this underground movement leader thing. like he's the oldest one who didn't get pulled hard enough so that ur an ares son. of course!! ur no dummyh!!!@#! and darrow is all, this is GROTESQUE!@#!#@!@ IMA GONNA FUCK THEM UP!@#!#@ YEP! lots of planets and moons and stuff to terraform so we have more places that all us sweet not you people can town!! it was more of a paraphrase!! ... oh i looked it up and i guess he didn't say anything. :embarrassed: not really sure, but i agree that it seems a bit too short. especially since they don't have robots doing the mining. like it's just a few reds, that seems really slow. like if ur gonna terraform multiple planets you need huge automated machines mining crap. which, i don't understand why they not has.
but, basically, yes. that is really fast. considering how way off what we need mars is!
chapta 10: the carver
so that's it! there gonna turn ol dumbjim here into a gold and eat the system out from the inside!@ like acid inside something that shouldn't have acid in it!!
don't worry ol dumbjim! ur gonna be lucky number 98!! we can feel it!! the beauty is they won't even see it coming!! they for sure think that after 97 tries we're totally done bigtime!
so why is carver so shocked if he's done this so much? or do they find a new carver everytime? were they exaggerating or lying about the 97? this book made so much sense till now!@!#
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 27, 2021 15:06:41 GMT
allow myself to think thank! to myself! amaze! wad aboot teh forbidden dance of teh grapez!@#@# probably! it's like they transplanted virginians right into teh bowels of mars!!@# u better believe a lot!@# ;hyper; allow myself to continue! gets ur townins in when teh townin times is good son! a fatherly red saying. welcome to the unpulled ares! or partially pulled in dancer's case. U PULLED ME SLIGHTLY TOO HARD AND NOW I CAN'T DANCE!@#$  ur god damned right that's how he is! MAMMA MIA IMMA GONNA FUCKA THEM UPPA!!! honestly, it makes perfect sense. now if you'll excuse me i have four tittering ladies to "run" from! *gravbootown* ;twak; that's a hanging offense arounf these here parts!@#$$@#@#$ yeah like i was under the impression terraforming a planet is a lengthy process in and of itself. so to not only have it terraformed but tons of huge fancy cities and people flytowning arounf... i dunno. i guess i'd like to read a book where they tost out a number of years and my brain says SELF THAT SEEMS APPROPRIATE!@# INDEED GODO CHPA! :highfive;; seems like dumbjim isn't enough acid!@# but maybe he is! he's the most acidy gold u has evar seened!!@# like, we have seen nothing to indicate that dumbjim here would be able to pass off as a gold for ONE SECOND! he's teh waerst! get's dizzy under the open sky! wtf! i guess i'm curious wad they meant by how many times they've "tried". like, they has had 97 acid golds... and they were all just immediately caught? did they make it a day? a week? did they die during the carving surgery thing? wad? i hased teh same question. he was all like.. *opens teh box* 
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 28, 2021 9:43:41 GMT
HAPPILY pees in suit! *fixed* u
i'm afraid i will have to let you think thank and can't stop you at all even if i wanted to, which i don't!! :stuburn: how many forbidden dances are there?!!@# yeah, i'm pretty sure that is exactly what they did! this is exactly how virginians talk. i'm pretty sure. never been there mysef. but i've heard tell tale. not to mention all this evidence piling up through this fine booko! :usehaid: man! that is way better than any fatherly advice we ever got! oh that's how his leg got fucked up?! haha! of course it is! the closest thing you'll ever get to dancing is being called dancer. so, enjoy that you old bastard! *gravbootruns directly into a fluffy towning bed of joy and towntime* well, i should really learn to be more careful. :B well, at least the author didn't say like 20 years! at least this guy is in the hundreds!! i know they have calculated how long it might take to terraform venus and that answer was a really long time. and i think that is even easier than mars! or maybe cuz the planet is more like earth in size and gravity and closeness to sun and stuff. :B yeah, at this point, it doesn't seem very believable. but i think you forgot all about how good he is with his hands! :usehaid: indeed. i have these same questions sir. can i get some deets on these other 97 folks? were they good with their hands? any relatives? i thought they implied that they were caught by the golds and therefore tortured and "wishing for death" or something. yes!! that was him bigtime!@ but, might as well move on to... CHIPITAE 11!!! Mad!! MAD I TELL U!!! ur all nuts!@#! you can't do this crap! this idiot can't be a gold!@#! :crazy: - carver
and harmony and dancyboy are all :shh: HE'S RIGHT HERE!@! WE GOTTA BUILD UP HIS CONFIDENCE!@#!
anyway, then there's a bunch of talking and crap and then dumbarrow solves carvers rubiks cube with his fast hands and that settles everything. makes sense.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 28, 2021 14:54:19 GMT
HAPPILY pees in suit! *fixed* u yes fixed! sitting in a filthy pee suit is home! i think a lot! probably one for each fruit. one for each spice. and more! aya oha, getta meeah a mounnatanna dewwaaaa way better!@# i literally got the opposite advice!@# SON! KEEP IT IN UR PANTS!@##@$ not kidding. he told me that one day in the car. i remember it vividly. we were on ansborough avenue. DAD!@# NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO IT WHEN ITS IN MY PANTS THO!!@# ;snooked; i bet half the sons of ares are leg draggers! it's a hazard of their manner of recruitment!!@# of course thats where he gravbootruns to!! the golds ain't dumb! maybe the fluffy beds are extra fluffy with helium3 pillows or something. while true, it is also true that pretty much ANY offense arounf here is a hanging offense. IF OFFENSE THEN HANG! i think that's their entire law system. i have no idea ;hyper; heck i don't even know if helium-3 is a real thing or made up! maybe its made up and makes planets extra easily terraformy! foreshadow spice! also i DID forget! not only can he solve future rubiks cubes but i think all teh tittering gold ladies will be very pleased with his hand talents! iykwimaidyd boy, if they implied that i missed it entirely. :B all i remember is 97. :B i mean... after he listed all of the ways golds are verified and ehhh.. are they giving him wings? am i thinking that right? anyway, all these DNA things and implants and lineage and stuff... SEEMS HARD TO FAKE! BUT I THINK WE WILL SEE THAT THEY FAKE IT! SINCE THAT'S WHAT THIS BOOKO IS ABOUT!@@# HE'LL BE FINE! SHUSH! ;floet; i guess that's them. see. he has skills and talent FROM BEING A HELLDIVER! GRRR! i dunno. he solved it AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 12 FINGERS! NEVER GO IN AGAINST A HELLDIVER WHEN A RUBIKS CUBE IS ON THE LINE!@# famous saying. i thought the chapter "MAD" was going to be ANGRY!@# but they meant crazy mad. :B (@) anyway, ehh.... i liked this chapter. i feel like the booko is sucking me in.... halp! haaaalllpppp! like this chapter added a dose of Ender or something to the horrible beginnings. onward pludge! CHPTA 12: TEH CARVING. 🥴that was a long carve! ntg! ok well, at least he made a point of showing how difficult and how many procedures, etc it took to get dumbarrow up to a Gold. i didn't realize how much better the golds are than reds (and everyone, presumably). i mean, literally physically better. stronger, dense bones (leer), better eyes. it is a tip that genetic manipulation! so the carver starts feeding him real food. "He gives me something called a 🍔 hamburger". LOL EVEN IN FAR FUTURE DYSTOPIAN FICTION EVERYONE LUVS A GOOD BURGER!!! apparently there are "a billion" low reds. seems like a lot! but they needs a lot of helium-3!!!@# And now. He is golden boy. AND NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN A HELLDIVER GRIP 😤 |
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i dive into hell!! and ehh... mine or dig or something... and i'm 16 and town the daylights outta my sweet old lady!@#$ 
grrr! watch out for them Mars PITVIPERS!@#$ YAAHHH!!@#@# 
hold ur horses but we were right aboot teh laurels. :B
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*dangles from legs to crack teh neck* ;wub;
so it seems!! can't to wait to meet all these others. maybe they'll be war heros!!
i never even tasted my laurelses. 