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Post by isthisamo on Jan 25, 2022 13:51:00 GMT
maybe a brap and ork in there too. hey not everyone can be as put together as father!@# that is so true. probably townsalotimus wasn't invited!! also, i think it's tough to keep him from any of the food all the time, regardless of course. so having a cantaloupe for him just adds to the mayhem! alsohe'sstabbedtodeathbigtime! he's starting to sound pretty great!!@!# exactly!@# but then you act like we've got all kinds of sweet sex chapters and it's like ur taking crazy pills ovur dare!@\ it's hard not to stab someone when ur inside a horse with them and you just wanked! gobsy probably.
i really squished 'em up good and hard and good!@ i guess that's darrow some more. *stab* she was not raped in the forest!@# what else do you want! she's probably hiding inside a horse somewhere!@# :usehaid: yes! are you going to run out of your fort every fucking time someone drags you out with any cockamamie excuse!@#!@# no. no he didn't! i guess darrow started to think gobsy was just magic and perfect and stuff but the answer is smells like dead horse and wanking so harder to sneak!@! i'm sorry i was forced to kill ur dumb brother!@# YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL HIM SO TERRIBLY!@# UR AWFUL!@ 😖
were you starting to like our fine main character here?!@# WELLL WHHAAMOO KABLAAMOO!@ KABLLOOOEEY!@! that was the author doing that to our hopes and dreams. darrows demise was quiet and sticky. tho as you mention, he ain't dead cuz well, not sure where the booko would go then? WELP! LET'S HEAD BACK INTO TEH MINES FOR ANOTHER CANDIDATE!@ HELLO!@# WE NEEDS A HANGING WITH A SLIGHT LEG PULL OVUR HEEEEAAARRRR!@!@
yeah, seemed like once he figured it out he was like, well fuck. it's too late. i can't get away and i jes haffa fight 'em. GO REDS!@! no idea. no idea. yes and yes!! for sure darrow is not daid. if it is medbots that save him i do not know. we may never know wad happened to roku. and i'm sure gobsy is fine, tho it may be a while till he pops up again. maybe captured by jackyl cuz he tries to kill him anyway, but he's not THAT good. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 25, 2022 17:06:02 GMT
probably townsalotimus wasn't invited!! also, i think it's tough to keep him from any of the food all the time, regardless of course. so having a cantaloupe for him just adds to the mayhem! god dammit the cantaloupe just got him extra revved up for the cake!@#$#$@ yeah i guess i jinxed him! didn't realize how much power i has! you know what they say, everybody loves screwface! ain't that right screwface? screwface: HONK! UNNGHHHHHH. i feel like we aren't even reading the same book! mine is full of sex and pinks and bushwanking and stuff!@#$ definitely gobsy. sorry fellow dead horse insides occupant! i wank and then i stab! it is my order of stef i do! ;shrug; did he say something to fisticus about smashing jackal's balls too? i think he did. it's like his signature move maybe. also next chapter mustang words. DARROW COME QUICK!@#$ EHHH ROQUE'S COCK WAS MAIMED!@#$ *darrow sprints out in his pajamas post haste forthwithly* i mean... personally i thought it might work! ;dunno; i did forget about the loud wanking tho. ;ashamed; kill him like a damn gentleman and we wouldn't have a problem! ;stuburn; i guess that's cassius. i mean, yeah julian shouldn't have even gotten in so we all sort of figured he wouldn't make it but JEEZ man! *gutstab* i guess the archgovernor has more pull than cassius' dumb old family! couldn't even get julian thru teh passage!!@# can we jump past the carving this time? WE GET IT! LET'S MOVE THIS ALONG!@# also teh next section was called "teh reaper" so.. ya know. not daid!! i have wondered a couple times... like, if the reds have actually snuck more people thru than they let on. like there are a few red-friendlys up in the higher ups already. ;dunno; wel proly net. GO FUTURE REDS THAT AREN'T DAID LIKE ME! WHOO!!@# alsoowmegutzhurt i think i'll just reply with: part IV - teh REAPAH! i guess he has pitviper venom flowing thru him. i forgot that. is it important? ;pipe; (probably not, just a tip of how TOUGH he is grrrr) chapata 34: teh northwoodsMUSTAAAAANG! hey, not EO but gutstabbed beggars cant be choosers amirite! so the medbots DON'T save him. seems the medbots and proctors and picky little bastards!@# so he has fans within the proctors and people and stef but not enough to actually help him recover from gutstabs! THANKS ALOT!@# so Fisticus helps him some and gives him some info. the proctors are totally rigging it for jackass. but darrow is gonna go feed jackass his own squashed nuts! fisticus: ;weary;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 26, 2022 10:00:37 GMT
god dammit the cantaloupe just got him extra revved up for the cake!@#$#$@ well his name isn't townsalittilus!! :usehaid: that's who you DO invite and pacify with a cantaloupe and maybe a cream filled long john! :yes: and then it's worth it cuz he's teh life of teh party!
good one. tho now we're about to get a super sweet darrow mustang bang! whoooo!@#@! 🤠 i'm pretty sure he said amaze!! well, i do have the bushwhacking. but that's it! and some hintnotion of a bit of rape. but that's IT!@#! darrow is a fucking prude arounf mustang! who totally wanted to bang bigtime! at least up for a quick handjob! but darrow's all OOHH! EO!@ OHH! :twak: GET IT TOGETHER!! SHE'S DEAD!! AND U AIN'T NEVER HAD PUSSY TILL U'VE HAD GOLDEN PUSSY!@#! :twak: really u just drew a short straw. or a long one. or something. did he?!@! i guess he talked about ripping them off!@ he is addicted to balls! he didn't mention what he would do with the balls after he ripped 'em off though. but feeding them to jackyl makes sense. :pointstohaid: well, at least THAT would be buleevable!@ a pretty important factor really. i mean, really cassius still needs to go for primus and stuff too, so might as well kill this brother mashing douchebag! :shrug: yeah, i don't know about all this tons o red action. but i get the notion that mustang and maybe her family are sympathizers maybe. :usehaid: that could be something. i suppose that would hurt pretty bad. :dunno: yeah, that pitviper bite sure is helpful! exactly!@ get on with it man!@# before she dies!@#! that's the beauty of him they love! a survivor!! don't even need help! these other asswipes are only as far as they are through tons o hand holding! i knew i had read about nut feedings! it was here when you typed it up!! :hyper: so i guess he's gonna heal up ol mustang. do some quick banging and then head off to raise a new army. and wipe out apollo and jupiter gang before they can kill him.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 26, 2022 16:12:45 GMT
well his name isn't townsalittilus!! :usehaid: that's who you DO invite and pacify with a cantaloupe and maybe a cream filled long john! :yes: and then it's worth it cuz he's teh life of teh party! i hear townsalittilus throws the WAERST parties tbh. real snoozers!!@@# got an invite today for a party next week from townshardlyeverous!!@# i'm not sure i'm even gonna go!@# ;stuburn; whoo! ride em cowboy! also not yet. he's gonna really slow play this. he has touched legs a few times tho! ;leer; get screwface and townalotimus at the same party and you've got something!! RIDE THAT GOLDEN HORSE PUSSY YOU FUCKING PUSSY!@#$#@$ ;cussing; i guess that's you reading this book. darrow: EEEEEEE!!!@# OOOOHHHHH!!@@#@# wah wah moan cry. ;rollyees; you drew the straw you didn't want to draw, whatever length that may be! i'll feed him his own balls so hard and far down his faceneck hole even townsalotimus couldn't find them!@#$#@ *the croud murmurs in astonishment* also true! they are competitors after all and this gives him a reason to gutstab! u know what they say. when in rome gutstab. it makes him super tough! immortal maybe! able to grit thru teh tuffest of gutstabs! ;stuburn; he almost missed his towning window! looks like she will live a while now but still! you never know! she could get horsetrampled tomorrow! so town today! THIS SECOND!@#$ almost all correct! healed up old mustang but no bangings of any velocity! chapapata 35 OATHBREAKERSraising a new army of slaves that they unslave so they are volunteer army peeps! and now he gots old paxxy on his side! PAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@!@#$$#@#@$@$##@$ is pax retarded? mustang: he's with us now! Pax: owe, owe kayy woo! *hug* *ceres is still just behind their walls baking bread* :B i did enjoy the castle sneak and reaper carve plan! get that reputation going!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 27, 2022 9:32:36 GMT
i hear townsalittilus throws the WAERST parties tbh. real snoozers!!@@# got an invite today for a party next week from townshardlyeverous!!@# i'm not sure i'm even gonna go!@# ;stuburn; yeah, i suppose you'd just sit arounf and talk about blank cardboard and stuff and not town at all! :disappointed: come on townshardlyeverous!! ur parties are as bad as townsaneverous's! :weary: yeah, there was that leg touch. that was nice. all i need really. it's certainly all darrow needs! that's what happened to screwface!@#@!# it's like you are right there with me reading the book! i guess that's why we has this forearm! :usehaid: seems like the long one would be good. general tube motto really. :pst: that is very far. that was some of the murmuring if you got closer to it. yeah, and turn off that sweet cauterizing feature! that's for sissies!@#!# the pitviper gave me tuff guts!@! UUNNGGGHHH!@#!
i guess darrow and screwface are hanging out. :dunno:
then he would be morning AYYE OOHH!!! AND his lost towning opportunity!@ how much morning can one young man endure!#@!?? yeah, based on this author's track record i wasn't surprised!
can he even run the 500m?! ( track joke) this actually makes sense! i'm in! *just runs arounf giggling and hugging
sure am glad he's on OUR side. i guess. SQQUEEEEEEEEZZEEE!!! there like, we ain't winning anything. let's have bread!! *cheers* *their fisticus gives them wine yes, also good! cassius is gonna be quacking in his boots!!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 27, 2022 14:47:51 GMT
yeah, i suppose you'd just sit arounf and talk about blank cardboard and stuff and not town at all! :disappointed: come on townshardlyeverous!! ur parties are as bad as townsaneverous's! :weary: exactly!@# i mean, these guys could have something at their parties to cater to those of us who townsamorethansomebutnotasmuchasalotimus!! speaking of... townsamediumous hasn't invited me over in ages! *pea* i think JW "gatherings" are exactly like whatever parties townsaneverous would throw. hey! he breathed her warm breath that one time too! ;stuburn; and now she has taken to giving him some ;eyeflashes; EYE DID NOT REALIZE TOWNSALOTIMUS WOULD TOWN MY FACE SO HARD I WOULD GET A NEW NICKNAME!@#$ / hey did screwface just say "thank" again? ;dunno; yes! i was reading books alone before! and i thought to my good self face, SEAUUUULFFF! how do i get my brothers fine book insights WITH ME!@#$ IN MY EYE IN MY EYE!~@# my wife doesn't get many tube victories in this scenario. ;sadbanana; it is like i have my own goblin! HAY, GET CLOSER AND TELL ME WHAT THE MURMURERS ARE SAYIN. *you sneak off* is there an extra ooze sword feature? can i turn that ON? darrow: indeed, screwface. indeed. it is amaze. now instead of reaper they call him townsamissedoutoninus. sad really. what's funny is i'm not sure that joke would have tracked with me without the tip! so. THANK! i guess. at least on our side i can direct where his squeezings go. and he allows me to include giant logs in my plans! ;usehaid; i mean. that seems like what they were doing yeah. we will just sit behind our walls and eat bread and be fat and lazy. ;dunno; :B i guess he's so scared he turned into a duck. chapapataaa 36: A Second Testi guess the test is the old how to deal with a rapist in ur army test! it's one of the tougher ones they give. i guess this time we are looking for a test answer other than "ultraskewer"! *they do some balance on a log test* "Horsefaced milia comes in second." I mean, that seems a bit unnecessary come on. 🐴 U CAN JUST CALL ME MILIA IT'S FINE!@# *someone doesn't want to rot in her sack cuz she's so hideously ugly* ;snooked; actually doesn't seem like she ever gets ;snooked; so this time his answer to the test is pulling out some Jesus type shit! We are all one body. What you do to the least of these, my brothers, you do to me. Touchy godo chpa reaper. *pax slices him in half whipping him so hard* :B CHAPATA 37: SOUF!i guess they're heading south. :B into apolloville. and towards jackaland. they see bonehair scout people. ;dunno; also i see my "jesus" comment was pretty spot on! Mustang calls him messiah and congratulates him on his new cult! and i guess he's got the Apollo proctor nervous cuz he comes down and pushes reaper out of a tree. (into a bear? ;dunno; )
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 29, 2022 1:24:40 GMT
exactly!@# i mean, these guys could have something at their parties to cater to those of us who townsamorethansomebutnotasmuchasalotimus!! speaking of... townsamediumous hasn't invited me over in ages! *pea* it's probably cuz of covid. who wouldn't invite you?! no one. you get a sweet invite from townsonlygrossefolous.
and, well, yeah. that sounds like a correct party assessment.
i forgot the breathing. that was hot. they've done some more flirting and she made it more clear that she would town him BIGTIME!! but townsnoonecuzAAYYYEE OOOHHH!! is all :B you gotta be careful arounf townsalotimus! he's like a tasmanian devil of towning! they're in even deeper than ur eye! they're in your soul!! well, there's something to be said for stumpy and viscous. I NEED MURMURING DEETS! AND I NEED THEM NOW!@# GOBSY!@#!@#
i guess that was u.
*the proctors give him that kind of sword bigtime! again, i see why darrow hangs out with screwface. other than the noisiness he's pretty great! he's gotta couple of townsa names similar to townsaneverous!! yeah, he was pretty useful in the attack on the fat bread people. feel like they wouldn't have been able to do it all without him! well, they did harvest wasp stingers some how! i don't know who got stuck with THAT job! that's what happens when the reaper's coming for ya!@#!@ :stuburn: seems like a lot of rape based tests arounf here! but i guess the proctors need a good show! i thought someone offered to sack up with her and she was so taken aback that she told them to fu instead of saying yes bigtime i need my horseface towned AND HOW!!! :weary: these gold kids are fucking morons!! indeed fine chpa. he's endured a lot of pain over the past year or so. got him practiced up for this! yeah, and they have the conversation with their primus and try to look weak and dumb and stuff and get them to attack them stupidly. yeah, mustang doesn't seem super sold that he came up with the best solution. she's like, maybe. too early to tell, but it was certainly crazy!@#! 🤪 it sounded bear like yes! large and furry! so it could have been another pax like gold, but hairy. :hyper: but also i think it is a bear. he'll probably beat it. he does have knives with him. :B and then go on to smoosh apollo's house some how. oh, and his bear killing will further raise him up to his army and maybe his reputation amongst enemies too.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 29, 2022 16:24:03 GMT
it's probably cuz of covid. who wouldn't invite you?! no one. you get a sweet invite from townsonlygrossefolous. *makes a show of being disgusted by the invite* ugh. THIS guy. sigh. i suppose i should at least make a showing though. wouldn't want to be rude! ;hyper;;;; it's a good thing his name is reaper instead! i don't think townsnoonecuzEEEOOOO:b would inspire teh troops too much! WHAT? HE ISN'T EVEN TOWNING MUSTANG? WTF KIND OF YAHOO ARE WE FOLLOWING ANYWAY!@#$@#@#$ exactly! that reminds me of something we saw on jimmy fallon the other night and in this context it is making me laugh again. wonder if i can find it. ;pipe; ok well i can't. anywya it was a "song" sung by taz and it's just him making his growly phttbbt noises for a minute! which, sounds like noises townsalotimus would make!@#$ they're deep in my something i'll give you that and that something is disappointment! ;hyper; the proctors are a big fan of extra ooze features! especially in swords!!@# definitely not. or would have been much tougher! he not only helped carry the log but came in and smashed all the bread people with a big 2x4 or whatever!@# ceres is all ACK WE GIVE UP JEEZ!@# they probably have a docile stinger hive back near the bread ovens or something. ;rolleyes; ;smh; the tests need to mimic real life to be useful! ;usehaid; i guess she didn't know the old saying! the one that goes "if you are nicknamed horseface take ur townings whenever they're available"!! right! seems like a good idea. never hurts to be underestimated!!@# seems to has gotten rapey mctactus on his side for now tho. ;dunno; maybe jackal is a bear!@#$ ;hyper; eh prolly nut. chpta 38: teh fall of teh aplo!i guess appolllo underestimated their sneakiness!!@# he tooks apollo by surprise and rats out apollo to the other proctors too heh. and gobsy is back! well mostly. missing an eye. ch39 teh proctors bountyehh. i guess he got his ring thing. is that a bounty? also fisticus is gobsy's dad! awww. seems fisticus thinks mustang is gonna fux over old dumbarrow. women, amirite? ;rolleys;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 1, 2022 1:40:46 GMT
*makes a show of being disgusted by the invite* ugh. THIS guy. sigh. i suppose i should at least make a showing though. wouldn't want to be rude! ;hyper;;;; that's right. you stand on high moral ground!@ they for sure would be thinking that! now i'm super suspicious of ol mustang and her allegiances!! i went and watched some taz to familiarize myself with his noises. good stuff! and yes! that is townsalotimus bigtime!@ :hyper: that's all i can hope for!@#!#@ on some level, our wives strive for disappointment. that's how they're so good at getting it! :usehaid: pretty sure. then they gave the apollo guy some staff that knocks u far. :dunno: didn't seem very effective. stick with the ooze!! i don't see how they get into the castle without pax. but, they has him and that's that. and now he's gonna fight all teh proctors and stef!@ 😲 yeah, i guess their proctor gave it to them probably.
hey!@# other proctors are giving out cool weapons!@#@ :pea:
yeah, if there is one saying she should know, it is one specifically for her kind!@#!@# :weary: seemed effective. yeah, i think disconcertingly so!@ no, just a bear. er, a red razor back or something. he IS back! i'm not sure how pleased gobsy'll be that darrow fucked up his old man! :dunno: tho i don't think darrow's gonna kill him. yeah, i'm like darrow seems a bit arrogant at this point. like too much. easy there big fella. you are the king of falling into traps!@#! but i think he is stealing fisticus's proctor protection gear for teh traps ovur dare. but i don't know how they'll let him keep that crap. :dunno: maybe no easy way for them to take it away right away and he'll get a chance to use it before they can.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 1, 2022 16:25:40 GMT
that's right. you stand on high moral ground!@ i dare say, the townings i hath been forced to both see and endure at this gathering i find both gross and unnecessarily viscous and bothersome! (pst to townsonlygrossefolous: dude this party was awesome thx 4 inviting me! ) me too! cuz teh booko told me to be! ;hyper; ;pipe; ;usehaid; honestly i'd be disappointed if i WASN'T disappointed. ;usehaid; i guess that's our wives. ;dunno; aww man they got a zapufar stick! surrender! BRING IT ON ASSFACES!@#$ hey trust me u guys, the docile stinger hive is way better than any zapufar stick. you can put these stingers in everything! apples... um, bread! ehh... other various assorted foodlike items! weevils! it's like the old saying goes! learn your kind's sayings before moving on to other sayings!@#@$# gah!@# THAT'S THE FIRST SAYING!@#$ true! hey! i wanted him on my side but now he's TOO on my side, really, for my taste!~ ;yuck; i guess paz flogged him too hard! indeed a razor toothed carved bear for killings! though now it is just pax clothes. it is like he needed to learn sayings about how his kind fall for traps! no one here is good at learning their kind's sayings!!@# ehh... man i feel like i missed something. either i was drunk and asleep and forgot or ur a chapata ahead. ;pipe; MAYBE BOTH!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 2, 2022 9:41:23 GMT
i dare say, the townings i hath been forced to both see and endure at this gathering i find both gross and unnecessarily viscous and bothersome! (pst to townsonlygrossefolous: dude this party was awesome thx 4 inviting me! ) i don't know how he does it!@# i'm playing the cha cha song and everything and my parties aren't awesome!@# :pullhair: yes, mainly from that. yes. exactly! disappointment is their only disappointment! *jumps off pax and beats him in seconds. :B
apollo: DAMIT! I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT WORK!@# *cry* also! i'm not leaving!@#$ that kid is cheating!@# he isn't even leading his own house!@# :snoogK:
eh, the weevils are another thing to stick in people's bread to make it gross and stuff! but i guess that is next level shit, to weevilize their bread AND PUT STINGERS IN THE WEEVILS!@# holy hell that's evil!@# also! this is a weevil! FYI!@!
ur learning your sayings out of order!@ that's ur problem!@ and i think you never got teh one that says that you need to remember and know the important sayings that you learn!@ :usehaid: yah, pax is all, that's as light as i can whip boss!! :dunno: *hugsqueeze* thanks for the pax clothes!@# we needed that! u proctors are teh baest!@!@ Thank!! i guess it's too bad they didn't put that into a dumb ol song!@ :se la vee!!! well, at the end of the chapter he punced fisticous!@ IN THE FACE! i'm pretty sure. the rest i am just guessing. but i don't think he's punching fisticous for just fun. :pipe: so in the next chapter (man are we to 40! ) paradigm. i don't recall any paradigms. :headscrooch:
anyway, in that chapter darrow tells us but only us readers, that he's got fisticous locked up in the cellars of apollo's castle. wondering when he'll be found. so they hasn't said anything else, but i'm putting 2 and 2 together and it is equaling darrow hasing all fisticus's swoot proctor gadgets!! :usehaid:
i'm not really following darrow's get drunk plan at all. :B i'm with horsey on this one. a bit lost. i guess he's getting lucian to loosen his lips maybe. and then he's digging through rings and apparently lucian is a pluto? i don't remember anything about pluto. i'm like, am i supposed to know wad the fuck is going on? cuz i don't!! anyway, i think it'll be cleared up in the next chipita!!
oh! and he confronted mustang about doublecrossing him. i still don't see why you can't town her too. quite frankly. if ur hip to her game. it's all good in the towny town!@# that's a nother saying he must not know. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 2, 2022 13:56:46 GMT
i don't know how he does it!@# i'm playing the cha cha song and everything and my parties aren't awesome!@# :pullhair: i literally don't know what else i could possibly do!!@# also cpta 40 spice he comes right out and asks her! yo fyi fwiw when are u planning on betraying me? imo thx tbh! ;ballhands; *our wives are disappointed* *it is a great relief to them* ;dunno; apollo DID think that might work! ;hyper; he also thought the razorbear would work! also reaper thought beating the apollo house would work in making aplo go away but it is a tip that nothing people think will work is working how they thought it would work! you could easily stingerize those badboys! we're under attack! quick weevilize the bread! if you don't learn and remember THAT saying you are in a lot of trouble! at least in regards to sayings, and knowing them and stuff. yeah i'm king of reading him like lenny from of mice and men! combined with fezzik! "i did not mean to whip him so hard" ;dunno; well, whether you meant to or not, ya big lunkhead, you've whipped the men into loving me TOO much!!@#$ gah!@# swoot a pax clothes proctor bounty gift! thez trup rimmind me uv dronx unkl Nevil. :B yes! i went back and reread. and it's like literally the last line of the last chapter. boy was i redfaced! ;ashamed; ;floet; oh it's a paradigm. WE GOT PARADIGMS UP THE YINGYANG!!@#$ definitely would help since he's sort of fighting the proctors AND students at teh same time! i snickered a peak at teh next chapter and ;shh; but yes. i believe the next chapter title is actually a big clue!! ;pipe; yes! ur just playing along! she is using her feminine charms to try to long con you. play along bigtime up and down. (and up and down and up & down) ;leer; iykwimaidyd
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 3, 2022 11:46:26 GMT
i literally don't know what else i could possibly do!!@# yeah! it's baffling! it's like.. when you do all the right things, and then still the wrong thing happens!@ it makes no sense!! :B her response seemed pretty unconvincing too!@ wtf?! wad? no way. we is saved each other buds! who could that bond be broken?! :floet: hth!! yes, ur getting it! yes! that is definitely true and also it is a tip that next chapter spice is the answer is more not working out the way you think things! faster weevilizejim!@#!@ some huge guy is coming with a lowg!! i'm stingerizing and weevilizing as fast as i can!@# tell 'em we has logs!! which is apparently crucial to towning times!@# damn it father!@# u were terrible with giving us the right getyoutowned sayings!@# :snook: well, i hope you had a good time!@# it's about time we got a decent proctor bounty!@#!#@ :pea: oh man! that is soo darrow!@ oh man, good ol dronxy mcnevil!@ boy could he dance and sing and yell! you probably finished that chapter to fast. is probably what you did. maybe it was a typo. was supposed to be a pair a dames!! :usehaid: it is a tip that NEXT CHIPITA!! something was weird about ol luciana or whoever. but now that cat is out of the bag and also handless. 😢 bang THEN confront!@# that is just hot chick double-crossing you common sense!@#@!# :weary: this guy some times! ffs!@# ok, so chpta 41 TEH HANDLESS PSYCHO!
so, wow. that was a lot in one chapter! a moment of silence for super stabbed and daid pax. 😢
that let him cut himself free was... well, just a terrible plan!@#! wtf!@!? this is the fucking jackyl!@#! of course he'll just cut himself free!@# and love every minute of ur shock cuz you thought he wouldn't do it! anyway. pretty shitty way to get ol pax killed if u ax me.
so then he goes and fucking kills apollo! i guess it makes sense that he took ol fisticus's boots! maybe he didn't take all the force field and everything cuz it would be too obvious? or maye he has it all but only used the boots so far? i guess we'll see!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 3, 2022 16:34:17 GMT
yeah! it's baffling! it's like.. when you do all the right things, and then still the wrong thing happens!@ it makes no sense!! :B yes! maddening! maybe i should double check my party prep notes list! 1. green bean casserole. check 2. cha cha song. check ;headscratch; remember all of our lay together times and leg touches! ;floet; if you're talking about Apollo, then things DEFINITELY did not work out how he thought the would work out!~@#$#@@#$#$@ i mean... that does seem to have been ceres plan! MORE AND FASTER WEEVILIZING STAT!!@$#$#@#@$ i'm quite ;snooked; at how little townings my little snook gets snooked in!!@!# ;pea; ALL BECAUSE WE GOT TAUGHT INCORRECT OR NO SAYINGS!#@@#$ i guess being lenny from of mice and men is always a bad idea! ;usehaid; brother you may be right! man i read that chpta fast. TOO fast, probably. :B rephraaaaase jackalcat. HAY I NET LIK THET NIKNAYM i guess that's jackal. exactly! if the chick is using her charms to charm and then double cross you, MAKE SURE YOU USE HER CHARMS!!@# gah!!@#$ ||||||| 0 0 ____ |____| yeah my notes literally say "well, that escalated quickly". very very VERY stabentined. skewered dost so! yeah, i mean. i guess hindsight is 20/20 or whatever but my foresight was thinking SELF THIS IS BAD! and then, to hand him an IONblade! at that point i literally like dude you cannot do that. especially now that you know for a 100% certainly how much of a fucking psycho this guy is!!@#$ wtf!$@#$@#$ I KNOW! ringblade stabentined ol appollo IN THE EYE IN THE EYE! A FEW TIMES!@#$ can't be too careful. seemed like he stuck the blade in there and the swirls it arounf in his head insides.. make sure it's all stabbied. now i guess they go fight olympus.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 4, 2022 9:15:07 GMT
yes! maddening! maybe i should double check my party prep notes list! 1. green bean casserole. check 2. cha cha song. check ;headscratch; townsamediumus! help us out here! townsamediumus: :shrug: GAAAHHH!#!#@!#
darrow: OH i do indeed. 🥰 AAAYYEE!!!! OOOHHHH!!! *feels guilty bigtime*
eo is in vale or whatever rolling her eyes harder than anyone in vale evar!#@
yes! also darrow and how he thought the cut ur hand off plan would work! and he just watches the whole thing just like, fuck that didn't work out, as he is watching jackyl slowly painstakingly hack his own hand off with knife. sawing at it and shit! :weary: i'm having trouble getting over this. like just stop it right away. be like, shit, sorry! i forgot that i love my hands bigtime but that i'm a bit of a freak in that regard! like, i REALLY love 'em. like, it's weird. so...
weevilizer guy: SPEED IS NOT HOW OUR PLAN WORKS!@# :weevilsnookings: yessir. that is EXACTLY why ur little snook is not getting the snooky it deserves or doesn't deserve! yeah... that's not gonna turn out good evar. at least he did good before the ultrascewer. i didn't fully get the sense of it! or the details! or any of the info! so that was my problem. when i think about it. :hyper: i knew that was coming! but decided that was no reason not to release my krakin! yeah, he's gonna get lileth for that! also, i'm remembering now that there was some thing about mustang recognizing the jackyl and that has darrow suspicious and headscrootching and me too. could just be from before the institute. :dunno: exactly!@# have her put her money where her mouth is and then also put her mouth where ur money is! iykwimaidyd!! that would have been a most excellent chapter title i would love to see sometime in a booko! it sure did! that was like shooting straight up with gravboots vs an escalator!!@ 😢 yeah, the ionblad giving was TOO much! like wtf! it was like everyone was in so much shock from watching a man saw off his own hand with a knife and grin while he does it that no one could move or think or anything. but also, i don't even understand what darrow was thinking he would accomplish. like, prove that this jackyl isn't as hard as he says he is. won't even cut off his own hand! :HUGEROLLEYES: can u buleev this guy!? ha!@ his new name is chumpus!@#! haha!!
okok, it is a tip that next chapta!!!! 42! OLIMPIOLYSYS I THINK! no wait, it was war on the gods or some crap. i don't know. but also they all flew up there and fought a bunch of proctors and did pretty well, quite frankly. servo helped out wrapping up juipy. so, :dunno: what's next!? they also raided the armory! so jackyl and crew wouldn't stand a chance. but seems kinda dumb to go take them out now.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 4, 2022 17:08:24 GMT
townsamediumus! help us out here! townsamediumus: :shrug: GAAAHHH!#!#@!# townsamediumus brings his own party with him! you know, a medium amount of the time. it's part of who he is he doesn't know HOW he does it. it isn't on some LIST. oh she is quite perturbed! vexed even! HAY! DUMBARROW! UR SUPPOSED TO BE STARTING A REVOLUTION NOT FALLING FOR LEGTOUCH!!@#@## very very extremely true and very true. and honestly i hadn't thought of that but of COURSE that's the worst thing darrow could think of! cut off my hand? I'D RATHER DIE! only, jackal doesn't care about his hands. well, i mean he does in the sense that we all care about them to a degree, like i prefer to have both of them. but jackal loves WINNING like darrow loves his hands!@# and if a hand is the obstacle between me and beating you, welp no question goodbye hand hello many much stabentines!!!@#@# it's like that old ceres saying! slow and steady weevilizing wins the game! ;usehaid; WELL THERE CERTAINLY AREN'T ANY OTHER REASONS THAT MUCH I KNOW!@#$ ;stuburn; brother! wad buk r we b reeding? :B gah!@# the hoard jooce won't stop!@#$ ;snooked; yeah i'm still and ;suspicious; on the mustang front. like the proctors "took" her? and now he saved her and she's back and all is fine? she DEF recognized jackal or knew him or something. she's probably his best gal and he sent her to worm her way into reaper's life or something! or she's his sister and the daughter of archgov man. i don't know. SOMETHING THO! SOMETHING NET GUD!!!@##@#@ note to self DO NOT TAKE MONEY FROM BROTHER! ;yuck; holy f this escalator is fast i guess that's someone escalating at the speed you describe. :B chumpus who doesn't even want a stumpus! yeah i'm not sure the logic of his handsaw plan was too solid. i guess he either got him to submit, or his enemy has one hand? which... yay? ;rolleyes; it was WAR ON HEAVEN of course! *kills jackal and cassius and everyone* HAHA WE WON! *all the proctors are dead* *everyone stands arounf* ;dunno; yeah so beating all the olympus peeps was easier than i had imagined. i guess its easy when they don't even think you can get there! maybe they shouldn't make the gravboots so powerful to lift tons of peeps at once!!@# ;usehaid;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 5, 2022 2:18:10 GMT
townsamediumus brings his own party with him! you know, a medium amount of the time. it's part of who he is he doesn't know HOW he does it. it isn't on some LIST. oh! you can't has a great party just with a list!?? aww man!@ well fuck! we're screwed!@
yeah, but she's got teh flowing gold hair! :usehaid: indeed. it did seem that darrow realized his mistake right away, but then he was just like, well! i promised him.. so!! :shrug:
ok, so 🙄 you feel you can't go back on your word. but you can at least guard him for when he finally cuts himself free he can't just go on a murdering rampage!@#@!# :weary:
yeah, i suppose that will be the book twist! after all this nonsense, ceres will just win. maybe weevils will burst out of everyone's stomachs taking them all out leaving ceres to mop up! right! none! it's like ur eyes have finally been opened! unfortunately, you can't do anything about it other than gaze upon teh misfortune... hmm. it's almost like the eye opening is bad. :chin: it's hard to turn off the flow! when it is such a powerful stream! and i don't really have like, eh, an on off valve or anything. hell! i'm not sure i even have pipes!! well, it is a tip that next chpta!! so it is a tip that spoiler!! well done godo chpa!! i didn't think of that! so i don't understand the trust he had! he was clearly suspicious. he even noticed the recognition of jackyl. and you still fall for the trap!@#!@# GAH!@#
darrow: well! fall for traps is wad i do!@#@! :stuburn:
brother! when in rome! amiright!!?? :leer: they get launched off the top of the escalator like some sort of sling shot catapult. as they fly thru the air they think, boy, i hope i land in the shoe store!
i guess they were at some mall. :dunno: right. i still can't figure it out. i guess it is just one of those book things where i do not understand teh author or something. I BASICALLY HAD IT!@#@!# OLYMPIOLIOLISIS!@# well, turns out he had to go running out of olympus like an idiot with all teh proctors laughing at him cuz he just handed the victory to jackyl and sis! yeah, maybe you should have SOMEONE watching the crazy guy obsessed with taking out proctors and stuff. like, if they disable or remove their rings so you can't see 'em, maybe you should put someone on some recon there. but true the notion that these moron kids could somehow end up on olympus doesn't even cross their mind. not at all. so they don't have any guards or security or anything! i mean they found one of teh golds naked in the tub! :leer: so yeah, i already started discussing next chapter, 43 eh, mulva?
so he took mars and he thought maybe he and cassius would be fine? cassius is still not a fan of teh old reaper! but you know, someone like cassius and even fisticus are like, what is with this guy (about reaper)! cuz they don't understand that he is a red trying to start a crazy revolution! but i still say cassius is a bit of a tool for not getting that all this, especially who you have to kill in the passage is forced on them. but whatever.
so darrow has to find a way to stop the sibling duo threat. one weird twist would be that maybe mustang hates her fucking brother and she isn't doublecrossing darrow at all but is actually gonna double cross her brother!! :dunno: doubt it.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 5, 2022 22:03:20 GMT
oh! you can't has a great party just with a list!?? aww man!@ well fuck! we're screwed!@ it's ironic cuz not being screwed is why we can't has a great party! it's either inside you or its not!@# can't be taught. well but see that's his thing now! the honorable reaper who's army fights for him cuz they believes in him or wadever. ;jerkit; remind me to stay away from weevilbread!! BROTHER! I DUN NO WAD I HAS! u exactly! falling for traps has got him this far! if it ain't broke.... i guess they were! *they don't land in a shoe store* hay moostung, tayk meye armee n get teh jakyl :B heh heh... hey sbw... i'll be ur guard or wadever. oh man. so close! chpta 43 "teh last test" :B eye net lik it. ;stuburn; i guess that's cassius. maybe! maybe she's pissed the proctors are conspiring for him and not her. although i'm not sure we 100% know that to be true! chapta 44: RIIIISE!i guess red is rising now. so gobsy knows reaper saysd 'bloodydamn' to aplo before killing him, and edited it out of the footage. does that automatically make him think he's a red that is faking being a gold? or maybe it just makes him ;suspicious; or thinks darrow is, ehhh, sympathetic to them or something. i dunno really. also! RISE! RISE MY SON! RISE! i guess he's jackal and mustang's bro now sort of. ;leer; i wasnt' sure if he was gonna take that gig or spit in his face and sign up with mars! tho this way presents the tastiest future for conflict and intrigue and such! authors love that stef.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 7, 2022 13:57:46 GMT
it's ironic cuz not being screwed is why we can't has a great party! it's either inside you or its not!@# can't be taught. you has to be born with it!@?? well jesus crhist!@ u coulda told me that like... eh, before! this whole thing is futile!
we wus fucking born townsanottoomuchificus until married. then townsenoughicus but that's totally not the same i think!
yeah, kinda liked the end there with astropithicus talking to darrow. wtf?! :twak: eh, the game's over. none of this shit means anything now. lot's of people win dumbass.
darrow: yeah! but i was special! my people follow me cuz FREEDOOOMMM!!!!
astro: 🙄 eh, ok. well freak. i still want you as my son/employee even tho ur a bit freaky and crazy naive.
it sounded DELISH!! until i heard about THIS!!@#
u i guess.
oh, like YOU do! 🙄 seems to has worked. also, apparently it wasn't a trap! which was what i predicted but didn't really think would happen! well fuck... what is this? a hallmark? jesus christ!@!# again, apparently the jokes on everyone else. her: :weary: and now reaper can be his nemesis evermore forevermore!@! i think she's pissed at someone! yeah, seems like that is going to become something. but seems pretty weak of thing. but maybe we underestimate how freak of a thing it would be to say that. like servo's brain's gotta be churning. why the fuck would he say that? it makes no sense?! :confused: so yeah, can darrow and mustang still town? i think so. it's not like he's her brother now. he's really just some guy who works for her dad that he calls son cuz he's a weirdo and thinks his actual kids suck bigtime! :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 7, 2022 18:10:13 GMT
you has to be born with it!@?? well jesus crhist!@ u coulda told me that like... eh, before! this whole thing is futile! we wus fucking born townsanottoomuchificus until married. then townsenoughicus but that's totally not the same i think! gah! i've been playing this damn cha cha now yall song all these years for NO REASON!? IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING!@# can't believe i was born as a notownsuntilmarriagecous! what rotten luck! and everyone i grew up with was in a pretty similar state! so i didn't even get invited to OTHER townalotimus parties!!@# dumbarrow is like when you graduate school and think you will keep in touch with all those peeps! NO NO WE LURVE EACH OTHER WE BEEN THRU SHIT TOGETHER!@# ;nono; ohhh i knew goldylocks mustang would come through! ooohhh!!@# you i guess so! even though he told her wad to do in retardspeak she just ;rolleyes; *tosts jackal at his feet* here you go. ;yawn; exactly! sets us up perfectly for teh future. everyone!@# why i never! a gold would never utter such gorydamn filth!!@# obviously he is a red who has been impossibly carved into a gold and infiltrated our prestigious school and won the whole thing! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ANY SENSE!@#$@#$@#$@ maybe dumbarrow should has clarified before accepting. now, fine fatherentine of thine, shallst i still beith eligible for towning thy fair mustang? dost so? ;eyeflash; aplo: ;weary; yes.
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