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Post by ditkanate on Oct 12, 2022 14:25:40 GMT
ok well i guess i started!#@$#@$#@$ ;hyper;;
Intro crap or whatever:
Brown: servants in homes, businesses and social institutions.... Um, really ððð§ðĪ
other intro stuff: I vaguely recall some of these names. Darrow, Cassius, and sevro mainly. ðĪ
Chpta 1 Warlords
"Bloodydamn"! I forgot about that already ð
Why do I think this isn't going to be a cut and dry confrontation for our dear old friend darrow? seems overconfident. that's never gude.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 13, 2022 1:19:31 GMT
shit! :ballhands!:
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 13, 2022 14:22:56 GMT
ok eye gez i will wait for u. i readed chapata 2 lust nutt! but i'll stop til u quick FUCKING AROUNF. Chapt 2: THE BREACH! ok, so, was i right about the fight not being that easy? yes. did i underestimate just HOW not easy it would be? also yes. but! at least he has a nice used up pink with a shattered leg, so.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 18, 2022 5:36:26 GMT
ok well i guess i started!#@$#@$#@$ ;hyper;; Intro crap or whatever:
Brown: servants in homes, businesses and social institutions.... Um, really ððð§ðĪ other intro stuff: I vaguely recall some of these names. Darrow, Cassius, and sevro mainly. ðĪ i figure it will come back to us. or it won't. so far it doesn't seem to matter much.
yeah. there was definitely some overconfidence here.
but i didn't really get it. like. so the bad guy, don't remember his name, he hid in the astroid with a ship they thought was dead. and he comes out and rams the ship darrow is on and blows it up and stuff. ok. but, eh. didn't he have like 7 ships? where the fuck are the rest of them? darrow escaped in a pod. go get picked up by one of ur other ships after they blow that also to kingdom come? i guess i didn't understand how that made him the winner. whatever.
so onward we pludge.
so i read the next one too. CHAPTER 3 THE BEATING!! and darrow gets all beat to hell. seemed like a pretty bad beating. these golds are great.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 18, 2022 16:00:53 GMT
i figure it will come back to us. or it won't. so far it doesn't seem to matter much. colors and people and fights and things ehh.. ;dunno; they'd all gone home already! no i dunno. they were on the other side in the asteroids fighting that other ship that darrow thought was teh only one left? BROTHER I DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW IS A FAKE NOT DEAD SHIP RAMSLICED DARROWS SHIP!!@#@$#@ ;HYPER;;;; i can literally FEEL they ;hyper; ;rubhands; emanating from you!@#$ yeah so i haven't read this yet. ok i read it. my notes: chpta 3: Blood and PissSounds like a fine chapter indeed ðĪ A fine chapter of beating and piss ð Chapter 4: Falleni guez he is falen. lots of horrible Pliny talk and augustus and if someone says "my liege" again i won't like it!@@$#@#$ anyway, augustus is tosting darrow out cuz he is a miserable disappointment of a gold. how DARE u get pissed on! and on camera even! ;yuck; go on GIT!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 22, 2022 4:56:03 GMT
colors and people and fights and things and gory stuff. or damn stuff and things. well, it's done now! i guess darrow has to fall a bit before he comes back and ass kicks! you are very insightful good brother. it's like i can't hide anything from you! i guess this is fully discussed. i was actually worried this was going to be worse. especially in the end when they just cut his hair off. yes, my liege. whatever u say my fine liegentine upon thine!
i feel like augustus is like, yes pliny is an asshole and stuff, but you still suck now, so it's not really relevant at this time. bye bye then. take care. take care of the luck you aren't hasing!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 23, 2022 2:54:52 GMT
and gory stuff. or damn stuff and things. bloodydamn gory stuff definitely! yeah apparently this isn't a book where he just kicks ass as a gold the whole time it WAS worse! they recorded it and broadcast it! IT'S HUMILIATING!@#$@#$@#$@#$ good luck taking care of the luck! augustus took a chance on this horrible no family hasing darrow. didn't work. oh well move on.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 23, 2022 12:50:18 GMT
bloodydamn gory stuff definitely! right! and bloody! i forgot about bloody! also, i haven't kept track of which one the golds are supposed to say vs. the reds. i know there are various damn phrases and it's unnecessarily confusing, but that's it. yeah!@ what the shit man!?? well, that is true. and being pissed on is pretty gross. also, this is totally legit and fine thing for golds to do. shoulda thought of that before you fucking lost you fucking loser!@#@! everyone to darrow i guess. exactly. i thought you were great, but only until you're not great. and then, eh, ur not so... are we still talking? shouldn't you have left by now? *checks watch* *looks at pliny*
so next! chapter 5 Abandoned
taking plenty of time on this abandoned thing. let's get on with it! you sucked. ur gone. the whole chapter nothing happened other than darrow whined about how he sucks and stuff on the way to the moon or whatever. i hope something else happens soon besides urination fetish crap!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 24, 2022 17:24:03 GMT
right! and bloody! i forgot about bloody! also, i haven't kept track of which one the golds are supposed to say vs. the reds. i know there are various damn phrases and it's unnecessarily confusing, but that's it. BUT IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO ONLY SAY THE RIGHT ONES AT THE RIGHT TIMES BROTHER!@#$$#@ GORYDAMN HELL UR GONNA GET HIM KILLED!$#@#$@ also i think bloody is the reds and gory is the golds. but i'm not 100% sure. 82% sure maybe. exactly!@#$ 10000% darrow's fault for being teh waerst gold evar. ;stuburn; can't get mad at golds for doing normal gold piss stuff. THEY DON'T CALL THEM GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR NOTHING!@@$#$#@ he turned not great faster than i had anticipated but oh well. CAN SOMEONE SAY MY LIEGE AND GET THIS FUCKER OUTTA MY SIGHT!@$##@$ JFC!$#@$#@#@ um. he was going to luna not the moon smh ;hugerolleyes; here's my abandoned notes: Ch5: abandonedI gez that's wad cums after falling A short chapter of him flying to the moon and everyone making fun of how soon he'll die ð RELAX GUY TAKE A REST! i totally stuck up for you and said you'd live at least 10 days! jeez! maybe teh whole book will be him running from golds who want to pee on him. ;dunno; chpta 6: IcarusHe's on da moon and headed for the city and outside whatever protection he has at the citadel. Not really sure who all these dumb people are tbh.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 27, 2022 12:49:08 GMT
BUT IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO ONLY SAY THE RIGHT ONES AT THE RIGHT TIMES BROTHER!@#$$#@ GORYDAMN HELL UR GONNA GET HIM KILLED!$#@#$@ also i think bloody is the reds and gory is the golds. but i'm not 100% sure. 82% sure maybe. sounds right. but if you said the opposite, i'd probably have said the same thing. :B exactly! he's lucky he hasn't been golden showered MORE!! really. tbh. very good augustus impersonation there. very good. PLINY!@ LEIGE ME! STAT!@ that sounds like what this book will be. hopefully they get on with it! sure is a lot of darrow talking to people and me not knowing or caring about those people. :B yeah. it's like he is somehow connected to this pink family, but i don't really understand how or why. are we supposed to? :dunno:
i hope something cool happens at this bar or whatever.
also, i thought it doesn't make sense for darrow to poke the grays that he has, from my understanding, hired to protect him!@#! this darrow character really is the worst. i hope he gets better after a few more good pissings on.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 29, 2022 19:04:37 GMT
sounds right. but if you said the opposite, i'd probably have said the same thing. :B gorydamn brother!@# ;snooked; it's practically all they do!@#$@#$ yes my liege. boy, that pliny is good! agreed! and all the people are horrible! well, lucky for you something AMAZINGLY COOL happens at taht bar. it is a tip that THE JACKAL!@# WOAH!@@$@#$ he totally talks to him and stuff. it's amazing. maybe later there is a chapter called "pissing #2" or something. my notes on chapter 7 Ch7: the afterbirth ðĪŪ He talks to the jackal about some dumb stuff or whatever. Jackal eats a chicken leg ð
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 30, 2022 7:35:49 GMT
gorydamn brother!@# ;snooked; this is just too much snooking. tbh. then there is more piss in the next chapter! the bar they go to the booths are covered in piss or some crap! don't they have toilets in this future!@ he sure is. i wouldn't have thought anyone could be that good. but, there you have it. yes. not great people, no. *darrow talks to people* *they're peeing everywhere* *he says gorybloodydamn or something* it sure was! so the jackyl wants to team up with darrow and take down those bastards ares and his dumb ol suns! also, darrow is really grating on me this book. if he doesn't hurry up and not suck for like a few fucking seconds, well, i will continue to be unhappy with that character! :stuburn: a piss tale - i guess maybe that's the next book in the series. he pealed the skin off with his teeth! who eats chicken that way?! this jackle is fucking crazy!@# ðĪŠ
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 31, 2022 21:54:51 GMT
this is just too much snooking. tbh. i mean. it's what we do. fwiw. meh! not for those gorydamn low colors let em piss wherever!@# exactly. indisputable. this is a book. we're reading it. voluntarily. it's a sequel actually. *keeps reading bigtime up and down* that'll show em!!! *pea* lol really intimidating him! ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 1, 2022 7:22:39 GMT
i mean. it's what we do. fwiw. oh, i get why it's happening. doesn't make it any easier. erm... well, maybe it does. :dunno: a latrine? something!? JFC! it's not like the golds provide the bathrooms! or are the only ones with bowl or hole technology! i don't know what we just indisputably proved. but its nice that we did that. ur welcome world!! more! we need to read more of this brilliance!! whoooo!@#@!@ that's the worst intimidation i've evar seen!! *peels wrapper off some package of flowers with his teeth*
have neither one of us read the next chapter?! worst book club evar!!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 1, 2022 17:01:07 GMT
oh, i get why it's happening. doesn't make it any easier. erm... well, maybe it does. :dunno: a question for the ages really. tis better to know why one is snooked, tis? or tis better not to? which? i would think the confusion would add to the snooking. but it is hard for me to say since i always know exactly why and how i'm being snooked! we're too busy working and trying to get the food prizes or whatever!@!# *piss piss piss* well now i'm somehow more intimidated than before! WHICH I DIDN'T THINK WAS POSSIBLE@#@$#@$ wel eye gez nut OK WELL I HAVE NOW!@##$@ ;FU; CHAPATA 8: SCEPTER AND SWORD! GRR! Well, more than talkings! Some bombs and ares peeps! he goes off with one of teh ares ladies from when he was gettn carved up! and she blows up jackal! well, maybe. probably not. but his table is toast!@$#$#@ and ares is blowing stuff up ALL OVER THE GORYDAMN PLACE!$#@$#@#@$ WHOO@#$@@$##@
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 2, 2022 11:27:12 GMT
a question for the ages really. tis better to know why one is snooked, tis? or tis better not to? which? i would think the confusion would add to the snooking. but it is hard for me to say since i always know exactly why and how i'm being snooked! i know the chief source. at least. :pipe: can't turn off that flow. but i see the direction it's coming from. :B i keep forgetting about the prizes. and the busyness. now that i see how good this guy is. i wouldn't put it past him at all to keep one-upping his intimidation!@# actually, i think i had. thought it was the last chapter but it was the next one. :B yeah. i had totally read all this. :hyper: but yeah. lots of blowing after the talking. and then he went up to the roof and then flew back to the jackal with his boots man!!
so next!!
chapter 9: some name probably afterglow maybe?
so read this one too. and the answer is jackal saved and then tons of talking with harmony who it took me a long time to place who the fuck that was. but then i remembered she was who took him to mickey i think. the voice of ares. i don't know that i believe ares is an actual person. but maybe. he sure likes blowing stuff up tho. and i kind of have to agree with ol darrow on this one. not sure what that's gonna accomplish. nothing. :B DAMMIT! I THOT U HASED GUDE PLUN!@#! :snooked: WHERE THE FUCK IS ARES!@#?? god damnit!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 3, 2022 21:17:54 GMT
i know the chief source. at least. :pipe: can't turn off that flow. but i see the direction it's coming from. :B SOURCE CHIEF! SHALL WE LESSEN THE SNOOKING FLOW AT ALL? PERHAPS TURN IT OFF? CHIEF SIR!! sir chief: no private!@# full snooking flow ahead!@#$#@$ *gets charred by a bomb* was thIS a GudE unTimUDasHUn? :B GIMME DEM GRAV BOOTZ! :B ;oobyhoonds; SO CLOSE! we were looking for... "THE DARKNESS" the answer was "the darkness". ok you have control of the board. this is going swimmingly!@# i guess darrow doesn't like the blow himself up plan! ;dunno; my notes on teh darkness chpta: He saved jackal of course ð Hmm they want him to blow hisself and everyone up. Oh and eieio was pregnant during her sweet heavenly croon hang chapataaaahhh 10: Brokened wel eye guz darowe net 2 huppy abowt eieio kiling his babee. sew now he wil blowe up every1 tho he saves ehhh what's his face. his buddy. Quatro? that's not it. anyway, he drugs him to keep him away from the bombington? seems like it.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 5, 2022 3:45:10 GMT
SOURCE CHIEF! SHALL WE LESSEN THE SNOOKING FLOW AT ALL? PERHAPS TURN IT OFF? CHIEF SIR!! sir chief: no private!@# full snooking flow ahead!@#$#@$ i'd like to have a different chief, but alas. this is the chief we has. a full steam ahead snooking chief. :steamsnook: *peels some of his bandages off with his teeth* speaking of snooking flow... darn it. that leaves me with -800. i need to get the next one! he didn't. till he found out about his daid kid. then he switched to being into it bigtime quick!! he's INTO IT!! that is my understanding, yes. and quatro is close enough. i assume he doesn't go through with it or is stopped or something since then the book and series would be over. :B
darrow continues to annoy me this book. OHH! wo is me! i'm just going to give up. ooohh! i'm a whiny little bitchface who isn't a father or anything! why bother making my wife's death worth anything at all. like at least die trying you fucking asshole!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 6, 2022 16:50:53 GMT
i'd like to have a different chief, but alas. this is the chief we has. a full steam ahead snooking chief. :steamsnook: *gets run over by a train / steamship snooking combo* *literally unstoppable* oooh see, that is intimidating actually. FULL STEAM AHEAD CAPTAIN SIR!@#$@#$ AYE AYE!@#$@#$ just guess some combo of "broken" "red" "break" "dumbjim" and you'll be fine. also i guess i misunderstood the plan. he would blow everyone ELSE up from afar. i find that plan much better actually. the answer was Roque! i am claiming quatro as a victory on that. also he does not go through with it. that was basically the next chapter. i think it was called "chatper 11: "red is a big pussyface" and he just goes to the party and bitches and doesn't blow people up. OHHH MUSTANG IS WITH CASSIUS OR WHATEVER OOHHHH SHE'S TEH BEST THING SINCE SLICED EIEIEO OHHHHH1#@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 8, 2022 10:49:18 GMT
*gets run over by a train / steamship snooking combo* *literally unstoppable* chief: this was my understanding of wad he wanted. :dunno; especially if he does :eyeflash: at teh same time. prepare for next ship snooking ramming sir!@# shit. that's not what i did?! well. i'll get the next one!! :jkgay:
*shouts FIXED SUPER BLUE SMARTY!* :B
yeah. blow those fuckers up! that was a LOT of key golds. not sure i could agree that that wouldn't do ANYTHING. maybe not start the revolution or whatever. but that's a lot of key players. what a surprise. :B i chuckled at sliced eieieo.
also, apparently now we get a break. :whew:
also, early in the chapter he's at the party and he starts talking to karnus. and i feel like this happens a lot in this book where i'm like, who the fuck is karnus? am i supposed to know this guy? and then i guess it's one of cassius's 8000 brothers or some crap and maybe he was just introduced here. but i never have any idea! anyway. he turned out to be pretty great. tho didn't do much other than plan to kill darrow.
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