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Post by ditkanate on Nov 8, 2022 22:49:28 GMT
chief: this was my understanding of wad he wanted. :dunno; *all we had to say was stop plez* *we didn't know* he's a rascaly jackal! ok so is it just me, or, i was thinking the jackal was big. but now he's describing him as underwhelming physically. probably just my dumb memory of these horrible people. ;dunno; outwardly: ;jkgay; inwardly: ;shoulderhands; wait, is that a real guess? is that a chapter name? what's happening!$#@#@$ or make them so mad they find ares no matter wad! bigtime whew!! also klarnus was the one who blowed him up in space i think. BREAK! Ch 12: Blood for Blood grrr 😠 So I guess instead of blowing everyone up he decided to stomp on their plates and steaks and peas and stuff instead. Boy. That was more blood for blood than I was thinking! so the fact that darrow is good at teh razorwhipsword thing is a surprise to us right? i think so. anyway, that turned out better than blowing people up i think. turning teh golds on each other instead of focusing their anger on teh reds and sons of ares or wadever. *slices arm off*
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 10, 2022 0:55:52 GMT
*all we had to say was stop plez* *we didn't know* *we just stomped around in our huge pants* *chief figured that was our signal for him to continue his fine work* i definitely didn't think of him as tiny, no. but it is true, i dun really remember the earlier times with him. i guess he was just ruthless and evil. more like napoleon. tiny and horrible and angry and good at war and strategy and stuff. that appears to be us, yes. for better or for worse. mostly worse. i'd like for it to be a chapter name. but alas. more like swords and sheers and stuff or some crap. well, this break was WAY too short! ooohhhh!!! ok. well, now he also killed leto or something. Ch 12: Blood for Blood grrr 😠 very effective! i dun think that we knew. maybe there was a hint where he looked into it earlier or mentioned that trainer guy. dun remember. so yeah, that worked well and stuff and made sense. but, so you trained for, who knows how long, to do this, and you were just going to throw it all away? like the way he was talking and moping it seemed like there was no plan. and true, ares doesn't seem to have much of a plan, but darrow did! whatever. hopefully he's over moping about his dumb dead baby and can start a insurrection or revolution or whatever the hell.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 10, 2022 14:25:39 GMT
*we just stomped around in our huge pants* *chief figured that was our signal for him to continue his fine work* PRIVATE!@# ARE THEY GIVING THE SIGNAL? *private watches us through field binoculars* SIR YES SIR! STOMPING AS ALWAYS!@# FULL SNOOK AHEAD!@# *puts his hand in his coat* *sends cassius a video of darrow killing his bro* ;pipe; *eats a croissant* i don't feel rested, like, at all!!! with a little help from ole jackally boy ohhh. my baby is daid that i didn't even no i hased ohhhhh. *dies* i guess that was him. Ch 13: Mad Dogs grrr 😠 Ehh. People die. Their ships are gone. Fitchner is the Rage Knight or something and says gorydamn a lot. a lot more killing, seems there is at the very least a civil gold war brewing perhaps. they sure like killing each other and kids and stomping them! don't know about the mad dogs... were there dogs?
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 11, 2022 0:05:28 GMT
PRIVATE!@# ARE THEY GIVING THE SIGNAL? *private watches us through field binoculars* SIR YES SIR! STOMPING AS ALWAYS!@# FULL SNOOK AHEAD!@# through the field binoculars, of course!
if only we knew to do something else. *snooked*
exactly. if that's not how you were reading booko 2, you was just reading it wrong! me neither. if anything i feel even more frazzled and strung out! i dun really understand wad he did. took out his leg or something. did he shoot it? i didn't really get it. that was him. and i didn't like it. :stuburn: i think you have to say gorydamn a lot if you're a rage knight. probably. part of upholding the society contract.
many of these golds don't seem like good people at all!!
also at were there dogs? i don't think so. mad or otherwise. but yeah, it was like darrow blew the it's ok to kill people now whistle!@ and a bunch of golds flipped out and were all WHOOOO!@#! and went running arounf killing people and stomping there kids and stuff. a fine group ya'll have put together there golds. fine indeed.
also, i almost forgot. i marked a passage. "Piss on my face." Tactus goes pale beside me.
the obsession with piss and this author. i think this guy IS into golden showers!!
ONWARD!!!@# Ch 14: Teh Sovrinity - some horrible old lady who is super sweet and nice
so darrow talks to this sovrin lady and her lady killer person aja maybe. and filtchy is there too. and then some little boy who is luna's grandson apparently. i guess they're gonna open some box and play a game. but i was trying to think. didn't darrow have a box way back when that had like his prized posetions in it. like maybe his AYE! OOH!! wedding band or some crap? i dun remember. but i wondered if that was the box maybe. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 13, 2022 15:30:31 GMT
through the field binoculars, of course! if only we knew to do something else. *snooked*
*the latest snooking causes more angry stomping* i mean. that happened in booko 1 but i get your meaning. GOD DAMN GOLDS!@ *PEA* i believe he darted him. there was a brief mention of it later. ;dunno; that makes sense. who's going to say gorydamn more than a RAGE knight!? NO ONE!!@# they sure don't! but they sure do act all high and mighty! tactus goes pale and i drool uncontrollably in anticipation. OMG MORE PISS YES!@#$@#$ i dun remember either. he has something in his stupid locket right? boy, i wonder if books would be better if i could remember stuff i read in the about things that happened before. ;pipe; NEXT!@#$ chapata 15: Truth
the supreme lady sovereign has carved lie detector scorpionvipersnakes!@# wait, scorpion, pitviper... and some third horrible thing. anyway i guess they're gonna play truth with no dares. and darrow has a narrow escape as she doesn't quite ask the exact right question. then teh lady gets bited at the end. the end.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 15, 2022 11:59:27 GMT
*the latest snooking causes more angry stomping* jesus! the number of viscous circles we are in lately is insane!! *the snooks circle back for more snookings* this series feels like forever. i would swear we're on at least book 3. man, i skimmed right past the dart talk! exactly! it's part of their gorydamn creed. well, they are high and mighty. 156,000 of them apparently. or some crap. that's the main reason i'm reading this dumb ol book! the answer is i was wrong bigtime. it was a truth pitviperscorpion box as you say below here. she's like i think you work for ares! ha ha!! is andromodus ares? no, welp! that's all i got! thanks for playing! bite. ow!!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 15, 2022 20:21:59 GMT
jesus! the number of viscous circles we are in lately is insane!! *the snooks circle back for more snookings* well, when that is what your self captain is good at i guess this is wad u gets! nope. tons more piss between here and book 3! i, the gorydamn rage knight, do solemnly gorydamn swear, to gorydamn gorydamn as much as gorydamn possible, as my gorydamn duties demand and allow for, dost gorydamn so. something like that. was that just how many ehh... peerless scarred there are? not total golds. they all suck tho. i can't believe that stupid box had lie detecting snakes in it instead of a bucket of piss!@$#$#@ gah@@$#$#@ i think it would be pret grut if it was just an ouch. like THAT REALLY SMARTS!
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 16, 2022 9:56:45 GMT
well, when that is what your self captain is good at i guess this is wad u gets! look!@#!@ that's ur fucking captain alright!@#@! JFC!@#@! u so much. sprinkled here and there and everywhere. for you fine reader. i would imagine you pretty much nailed it. tbh. no idea. probably.
seems like it. i mean there is the whacker one. and maybe some chicks that are good at towning. but other than that! right! how was that not a pissbox!?? or at least lie detecting PISSING vipersnakethings! :usehaid:
NEXT!@#!@ chapter whatever: some name. lies maybe. or betrayal maybe.
so fitchner keeps the stupid pitvibersnakecamilionstingrayscorpion from doing its job!@ bullshit!
but it was obvious she lied and then mustang, who i guess we're calling virginia now. 🙄 knows bigtime. and she's pissed. but then comes around and is all, fine. kill my daddy. he does suck i guess. and bam, that's a chapter.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 17, 2022 22:47:35 GMT
look!@#!@ that's ur fucking captain alright!@#@! JFC!@#@! u exactly! not sure what you're bitching to me for! i have my own problems ovur hear!@$#$#@ you better god gorydamn believe i did. none of them can be as good at towning as the pinks are though right? i mean, they're bred for it!#@$$#@ CAARRRRVVVERRRAAAUUUHHHHHHH. carver, there seems to have been a carving oversight here. THE GAME! so spicy. oh well when u put it thad way, i gez kil him sure
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 19, 2022 9:17:54 GMT
exactly! not sure what you're bitching to me for! i have my own problems ovur hear!@$#$#@ ONWARD AND SNOOKWARD CAPTAIN!@#!
captain's interpretation of your nonsensical words.
it's like ur a scarred!@# i would imagine no. but towning a gold is more exciting cuz they might just kill you during or after! IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THESE POISON ... THINGS.. YOU CARVED UP DON'T PISS AT ALL!@!@# EXPLAIN YOURSELF!@#!@ so next!!
chap. 17: What the Storm Brings
was there a storm? oh yeah! i remember now. the wolf boys, the howlers! come and break him out! servo! quinn and then he starts naming them and i had forgotten they're like dwarf names! there's sneazy and sleepy and whatever! pudgy pebble, cruel harpy, spindly open-faced clown. anyway. that's pretty much it. he's back on team mustang and figures she's been playing the game this whole time! DAMMIT! I R SO DUMB!! eye thunk mustoong luck big cassyus peenus! :B i guess that was darrow.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 21, 2022 21:53:04 GMT
ONWARD AND SNOOKWARD CAPTAIN!@#! captain's interpretation of your nonsensical words. to be fair, that's pretty much how he interprets all words is that the same as SCAUUURRRREEEEDDDD??? no u goryrdamn fucking idiot!@#$ ;twakrazor; omg before? what about before!? ;rubhands; ahh, well, you see your highness you didn't specify exactly OFF WITH HIS GORYDAMN HEAD!#$@@#$$#@$#@ don't forget about WEED!@!@##@ well. she probably like it a little bit at least. ;stuburn; my literal notes on that chapter: Pebble and clown and cuntface. I've missed them. 🙂 Ahh the gang is all back. Bae. ch18: BloodstainsSteals Lysander and gets them off Luna. Well. Except for Quinn. *apple* Still have pebble and weed and clown and waxy and potluck, so they got that going for them which is nice. i kinda like the lysander kid. he's just like ahh no worries mate! they're just playing the game! anyways, toodles!
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 22, 2022 11:24:12 GMT
to be fair, that's pretty much how he interprets all words well, yes. i guess that's how we can afford him! oh, well, ur more like the scared thing than the scarred. i imagine. :B no offense. i can't say much for the towning. but the killing! she's good! and how!!
people who she before killed i guess.
excuse me madam, but my head isn't... ack. how could i forget about weeed!@!!@ he's horrible, and you can smoke him!@ well, as long as i'm here. mustang
they didn't really do much. mostly didn't die before getting into the ship solely because mustang got them lysander. lysander is the best! reaper? eh. could we do a selfie quick while i'm out of the sack?! :hyper: also, it is a tip that CHAPTER 19: Stork
not recalling anything regarding why that name. it was a bunch about trying to save quinn who has skull bits stuck in her brain. she'll be fine. and then lucas, er lancaster? something. he gone and stoled the boy and flew out the ship with him!! what an asshole!! i guess he was salty about servo kicking him in the NUTS!! :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 23, 2022 20:41:52 GMT
well, yes. i guess that's how we can afford him! who needs a snooking captain who would interpret otherwise!~@# our past selves rationalizing trying to save some money. a bit of a left turn here, but gorydamn fuck i find this authors names for shit to be needlessly stupid. peerless scarred? what? rage knight? my liege. Praetorians. its all so fucking pretentious and made up sounding!@#$ also we weren't ever really given good explanations of what all these dumbfucks are!@# oooh rage knight that sounds scauuurrryyyyy and important!!@# i can online IMAGINE the towning skills! them i certainly hope this fuckstick gets pissed on at this point!@#$$#@ i can't believe these people are literally called weed pebble and clownface and i'm supposed to take them seriously! OOHHH THE MIGHT HOWLERS OOOHHH!#@$$#$#@ exactly@! chicks are bigtime like that up and down. as long as i'm going to be here by this penis a lot, might as well enjoy some townings! stork was the name of the ship they were trying to escape on ;pea; i think it was TACTUS who did that. i'm sorry, the dumbfuck name we were looking for is... tactus.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 24, 2022 11:59:25 GMT
who needs a snooking captain who would interpret otherwise!~@# our past selves rationalizing trying to save some money. actually, it's hard to argue with our past selves. if it's a snooking captain, i imagine they don't have a lot of non snooking directions to go in. well, it's the golds! of COURSE they're pretentious!! that's who they is. tho the reds have vale. and just bloodydamn instead of gorydamn. maybe cage knights. :dunno: sling blade instead of razor blade. they're just shitty little red golds! but also i totally agree. it is dumb sounding. i give you that. exactly! the next time i'm alive, imma give it a go. i don't see how he could manage not having that happen. well, it certainly fits in well with this author's baeness. absolutely. gotta hand it to 'em on that one. tip my vaghat. right! i got it in my head it started with L. big mistake. ol tacky!
so chapter 20: some dumb ship name maybe? or imma self rocket thingy :dunno:
but yeah. darrow is like, i FINALLY get to shoot myself at a ship's bridge!! so then he does that with servo. and i guess they'll land in there and fuck some shit up. presumably. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 25, 2022 0:58:19 GMT
actually, it's hard to argue with our past selves. if it's a snooking captain, i imagine they don't have a lot of non snooking directions to go in. FULL SNOOK AHEAD!@#$ SNOOK STARBOARD!@#$ SNOOK AFT!!@# i dunno. yeah i know pretentious is the name of the game, and the book is made up nonsense. but sometimes the nonsense jumps off the page as too nonsensical. pulls me out of it. which i think as an author you don't want that!!@# *puts that up in a ghost head crate* *looks around for some frisky goldchickghosts* m'lady *THHHHWWWWWWWWAAAUUUCKKKAHHH* oh whoops i haven't read this i guess. i started to last night and snoozed off. but MAN do i look forward to it!@# ;ooby;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 25, 2022 13:38:21 GMT
FULL SNOOK AHEAD!@#$ SNOOK STARBOARD!@#$ SNOOK AFT!!@# i dunno. those all sound like correct snook captain things that they say. 👍 i hear ya. well. you picked out these books@!Q#!@ :stuburn: i'm just along along for the gorydamn ride!@#
*finds them* they ghost kill them* *there some worse than ghost thing now* exactly. ur quite familiar with how this looks. well get on the god damn stick!@#!@ i've already read the next one!@
speaking of whitch. next! don't read this until you've read the next chapter for fucks sake!@# you don't want your whole reading experience ROONED!@#@!
chapter 21: stains so yeah. as i mentioned earlier when you hadn't read the previous chapter. darrow flew with servo at some big major ship. and apparently they aren't really set up to deal with this particular scenario since it hasn't been done before. so yeah. in THIS chapter they complete the maneuver and it's pretty effective since their in some sort of super suits, or course, which seems to give them quite the advantage.
then!! they meat some very meaty guy who is some super killer but he's all keen to join them on their killing adventures so that all worked out quite nicely.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 26, 2022 15:48:49 GMT
those all sound like correct snook captain things that they say. 👍 ;vernoog; PLUDGE AHOY! i did? are we sure about that? ;suspicious; i wonder if there are gold whatever THESE are that we can town! ;rubhands; i assume you mean get on teh GORYDAMN stick. which i have. i have read the one where reaper and sevro get in the tubes to get flunged out at the ship. heavens no we don't want that. so i HAVE read the next one. ;fu; i'll say! they're practically invincible! can i pause quickly here and ask a really stupid question. WHY, exactly, aren't they ready for something like this? i mean 1) darrow literally tried it at teh beginning of the booko in his training. they stopped him but this isn't the first time he has tried this. and b) THE STORK SHIP IS LITERALLY OUTFITTED TO FLING DUDES IN SUITS!@#$@#$@#$ DESIGNED FOR IT AND EVERYTHIAAHHGHFGHDFGHGF@#%#$%@#$%@#$%@#$% oMfG wArE dID tHeY cOmE uP wiTh tHez cRaZy iDEa... :B yeah i guess he has a new stained pet!!@# probably will come in handy by the sounds of it! he sure is an odd duck tho! ;crazy; ch22: fire blossomsnot sure why it is called that. reaper picks some orion freakydeaky blue to run his sweet new ship. goes down to teh stork and sees quinn is daid daid. ehhh.. i guess taht's it. and some fire blossoms maybe. perhaps a reference to war? i dunno, wasn't clear. anyway! onward cap'n aho!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 30, 2022 3:41:49 GMT
so you're into it! good to know.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 30, 2022 10:12:44 GMT
sounds like they spotted some fatass up ahead!
don't they say land ahoy when they see land? :dunno:
look. i really know what i pick and when i put stuff on my list like the back of my hand. so i don't know how i could be wrong about dis. :stuburn: tenacious resilient little towners! er, well. want to towners, not sure if they've gotten to at all yet. oh man. this is so old now! it's like from a different book practically!@# like u were gonna stop! also, they were practically invincible with one arm broken and shit! also, right, they KNOW you have the flingers! and they do board ships with them, just usually not through the bridge i guess. *confused* i don't really understand how this was revolutionary. i guess it's a sign of how the golds are really set in there ways. no innovation left in 'em. oh, it's gonna be handy. and horrible. handy and horrible. the dumpster fire, which is this book, blossoms. that blue is killin it! oh man. so exciting. she shot the ships with rail guns or something. and avoided missles maybe. so good. i bet there's a lot more sweetness to come from her! maybe even some weird blue townings!! :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 30, 2022 12:03:54 GMT
sounds like they spotted some fatass up ahead! don't they say land ahoy when they see land? :dunno: i don't know if snooking captains can even see land! they only see hoard jooce! can't argue with that! they are undaunted by their lack of success! or their lack of being alive! tubes? flung? GOOD GOD MAN WTF ARE YOU PRATTLING ON ABOUT!@#$ are you? are we? can we? (no, no, no) hay, y they nett flung where thay r supowsed to flung thems to. HAY! U NETT FLUNG THRU WINDOW!@#$$#@ HAY!@#$#@$ also *pea* just like us! only handy! we can only hope! i did feel like teh author was setting up that weird blue to be special or extra good at piloting or whatever. but it seemed like she just flew away. :B Ch 23: TrustSweet! Now sevro can say, how do you say... Bloodydamn! !hyper;; so we have that going for us. *bawls and hugs and cries and cries* JFC MAN I'M STARTING TO RETHINK THIS WHOLE IDEA!@# -sevro
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