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Post by isthisamo on Jan 26, 2023 1:04:49 GMT
i was thinking, all surgeons are a bit insane. i mean they cut and slice and dice people open for a living! exactly!@# every single one of them is borderline dexter!@# absolutely. first you secure the woman through showcases of manly decisiveness and girth. then after a while and a few poundings, the woman would like to see that you have more going on so you show a bit of emotion, or like, say you think a flower is pretty or some crap, and then they really feel like they hit the jackpot!@
also, i feel like one of my main jobs is to be the one who says, everything will be fine. we'll be fine. you'll be fine. everything is going to be ok! *stroke the lady like a tiny bunny*
i guess that's why more people don't go for the pitviper treatment. :B cuz he CANNOT town correctly!@# at all!@# :weary: that's darrow BIGTIME!@# well, he was hoping it was. instead he just got out smarted and captured and gets to loog at fitchy's haid. would have been more powerful that fitchy, probably. i guess they wanted to really shatter any notion that the sons of ares movement is still working. i guess so. booko 4! jacko vs mustang!!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 27, 2023 22:21:11 GMT
exactly!@# every single one of them is borderline dexter!@# you mean the horrible blond jw kid we took camping? I'LL JUST DIE THANK YOU! maybe later that day you say something degrading or smack her a bit. gotta keep her on her toes. ;usehaid; relax guy! take a rest! bam, the ideal guy. they do like being stroked like tiny bunnies that is true. other than the fact that it doesn't do anything good for you, it's all upside!! which is just all the more reason he should be practicing nonstop with these fucking pinks!@$#$#@ ;snooked; did i win? more like sons of DEADes amirite lmaoooooooooo ;rubhands;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 2, 2023 11:37:28 GMT
you mean the horrible blond jw kid we took camping? I'LL JUST DIE THANK YOU! that sounds like surgeons to me!@# also, u've never heard of dexter the tv show? don't want her to lose interest!@# :stuburn: :smack: exactly. add some smacking in there and you got it. man, we really missed our calling as a snake oil salesman in the 1880s!@! all signs point to pink poundings!! this is exactly what's wrong with darrow. :weary: you ARE right! too right!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 4, 2023 16:22:15 GMT
that sounds like surgeons to me!@# also, u've never heard of dexter the tv show? i've heard of it. some sort of serial killer show. people didn't like the ending. that's all i got. exactly! if they're bored or think they have you figured out they just leave and town everyone else! that's woman 101! sometimes stroked. sometimes smacked. its up to you as the guy to figure out the ratios and timing. good luck! a cruel twist of fate to be sure. could have sworn that one said stop! oh well *pound pound pinkpound* AIRes is what his neckhole is feeling on it right about now. AMIRITE! ;HYPER;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 6, 2023 10:29:29 GMT
i've heard of it. some sort of serial killer show. people didn't like the ending. that's all i got. well, i don't want to start a discussion or anything. so i'll think you'll be fine. regardless, clearly all surgeons are either the horrible dexter we grew up with, or sociopathic serial killers!@# if the book of known facts were actually populated by said facts, this would be in there!@#!@ if she complains, give her another smack and then show her chapter 3 of the woman 101 textbook. :usehaid: somewhere in there, not sure the order matters, giver her a good towning. for good measure. well, we can't run your marriage or relationship or whatever for you!@#@! on whom i'm not sure. us? the entire population of the late 1800s? both? gets a bit tricky in the pounding whirlwind. it's possible a few things other than pinks get all caught up in it. hard to say. you are right goat! i may be just a goat, but i know a few theens about air and neckholes!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 9, 2023 20:40:13 GMT
well, i don't want to start a discussion or anything. so i'll think you'll be fine. regardless, clearly all surgeons are either the horrible dexter we grew up with, or sociopathic serial killers!@# if the book of known facts were actually populated by said facts, this would be in there!@#!@ steer clear of surgeons!! unless, you know, you need surgery for something. :B they will deny any evidence presented directly from the woman 101 textbook. but then prove its truthfulness bigtime up and down later when applied in daily life!@#$$#@ especially after a good towning measure!!! *points to book* see! woman: WOMEN ARE NOTHING LIKE THAT AND THAT IS TOTALLY OFFENSIVE IN EVERY WAY!@#$ *totally acts just like the booko says she will* :B you have to figure out the calibration on your own model. they're all different!@#$ ;dunno; ighack i though i saw ighack a stopsign! SHUT UP PINK *PINKPOUND* i mean, they are pinks.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 12, 2023 8:05:51 GMT
steer clear of surgeons!! unless, you know, you need surgery for something. :B exactly@ when you get your hands on that booko, you gots ta put this in here. so people know. well, if they read this. before they're killed by a surgeon!@ well, to be fair, them not acknowledging the book, is in the book! so, this all makes perfect sense. in the sense that women make no sense. :B should i turn the calibration nobs?!@# *grabs his wife's boobs* *it's a good start* i don't think they are supposed to have any stop signs. or any signs really. :stuburn: oh right! the goat!@
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 14, 2023 19:53:50 GMT
exactly@ when you get your hands on that booko, you gots ta put this in here. so people know. well, if they read this. before they're killed by a surgeon!@ i'm surprised we aren't all dead already!! *you show them in the book where they won't acknowledge the book* THAT'S NOT TRUE!@# they shout. look, at the end of the day they just want mystery and townings. bam. that's the book. ;hyper;; oh and money doesn't hurt. i think i'm getting the hang of this!@ *wife frowns* no signs, all holes. i guess that's their color motto.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 15, 2023 13:30:37 GMT
i'm surprised we aren't all dead already!! it is surprsing!@ in prison at least!@# this book really irritates them.
i guess we could write the book. maybe we did!@
to be fair, she does that all the time so, that doesn't necessarily mean anything. *does some more boob stuff* i'm pretty sure yes!@# :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 20, 2023 20:05:23 GMT
it is surprsing!@ in prison at least!@# helo i needs my appendix owt plz. *tost in jail* WHO'S TO SAY!?? if she's going to frown anyway, i'll just continue enjoying my boob stuff times i'm having! maybe during pink training one of them asks, "so, what do i do when i'm not in the mood to have all my holes stuffed?" the instructor has a hearty laugh and then towns the bejezus out of them.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 22, 2023 13:00:37 GMT
helo i needs my appendix owt plz. *tost in jail* no one told me that was one of the doctor visit oucomes!@#?!@# :screamears: i feel like a smoted guy who didn't understand teh smotings!@#! i honestly don't know. :B if yes then nothing!! ... was that a yes? not in the mood?!@ NOT IN THE MOOD?! WELL YOU GET IN THE MOOD MR!@#!@
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 27, 2023 21:18:04 GMT
no one told me that was one of the doctor visit oucomes!@#?!@# :screamears: i feel like a smoted guy who didn't understand teh smotings!@#! for sure! ALSO MY SIDE IS FUCKING KILLING ME!@$#$#@@#$ ;snooked; *we ask a bunch of people if they could say* *they can't* ;dunno; in the absence of a definite no, i'm taking everything as a yes and continuing alllll the boob stuff thank you very much! with all due respect.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 5, 2023 6:05:43 GMT
for sure! ALSO MY SIDE IS FUCKING KILLING ME!@$#$#@@#$ ;snooked; *sits in prison and wonders if ur gonna die* :dunno: probably! i guess we were right! *so vindicated* i didn't know there even WAS this much boob stef!@ :shocking:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 7, 2023 14:49:05 GMT
*sits in prison and wonders if ur gonna die* :dunno: probably! *curses surgeons under breath* *dies* *all the surgeons snicker and then go back to their scotches and cognacs and things* TOO SHOCKED TO UTTER A NO! THAT'S HOW I LIKE MAH WOMEN! you know, as i do unfathomable amounts of boob stuff.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 7, 2023 23:02:10 GMT
*curses surgeons under breath* *dies* *all the surgeons snicker and then go back to their scotches and cognacs and things* by jove! what an upleasant chap that was!@ har har har! *drinks cognac scotch* i imagine the woman is pretty impressed at this point. she would HAVE to be!@ ok, now i regret.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 15, 2023 13:28:07 GMT
by jove! what an upleasant chap that was!@ har har har! *drinks cognac scotch* omg this cognacscotchrum is like, the bae. delish. SAY CHAPS! SHALST WE BUTCHER A FEW MORE UNPLEASANT CHAPAS TODAY! TALLY HO! *all the surgeons cheer and are horrible* her: ;eyeflash; me: ;vernoog;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 16, 2023 0:43:23 GMT
omg this cognacscotchrum is like, the bae. delish. SAY CHAPS! SHALST WE BUTCHER A FEW MORE UNPLEASANT CHAPAS TODAY! TALLY HO! *all the surgeons cheer and are horrible* i'm a bit jealous of their sweet cognacscotchrum times. sound pretty great. tbh. grab ur scalpels chipas!!@ we're off!@ *they march off horribly* you just had to last through your initial revulsion, and then u see teh bae! don't mess with the master giffer!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 22, 2023 17:35:33 GMT
i'm a bit jealous of their sweet cognacscotchrum times. sound pretty great. tbh. grab ur scalpels chipas!!@ we're off!@ *they march off horribly* i mean, we could easily has such times. minus the being surgeons part. the key to all good relationships tbh fwiw.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 22, 2023 23:11:29 GMT
i mean, we could easily has such times. minus the being surgeons part. well if i can't surgeon i'm not sure what the point is!@ :hmm: i suppose it is!
why, you've almost got the meaning of life there!
i'm not sure you can post that after a comment that has the word master in it.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 24, 2023 20:21:00 GMT
well if i can't surgeon i'm not sure what the point is!@ if i regularly cut into people's abdomens and pull things out and rearrange stuff and sew them back up... technically am i a surgeon? or does the act of training make me one? what if i learn everything but never cut someone? is THAT guy more of a surgeon than me out here slicing and dicing? *tons of revulsion for years* finally.... hmm, well... ehh.. i GUESS i can stand them.. :yuck; fuck!
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