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Post by isthisamo on Dec 1, 2022 10:01:35 GMT
i don't know if snooking captains can even see land! they only see hoard jooce! they see the snookings through the land! like snook sooth sayers! yeah, nothing daunts them! certainly not a few lousy killings! 🙄 exactly!@# UR LIVING IN THE PAST MAN!@#!@# we can't stop NOW@#! we're past the point of no return! i will allow for a debate on continuation at the end of this book. :stuburn: *also can't stop them at all* *like even a little*
i wonder if some gold or gray or black or whatever was like, hey bowz! wad if they come in this ship in the big suit things. wad does we do then?!
HEY WHO LET THIS MORON IN HERE!@#!@ FUCKING GORYDAMN! SHUT THIS FUCKER UP AND IF I EVER HEAR HIM AGAIN UR ALL GORYDAMN FUCKED!@# have you even SEEN this ship1@?? it's huge!@# the biggest!@#!@ :usehaid:
apparently he's following darrow arounf now. right, if the setup was for THAT, then i missed the beauty. maybe it was over my bloodydamn head! yeah! they better make sure they get it right around teh right people!@
hey, have you noticed that servo and reaper say bloodydamn all the gorydamn time now?!@ it's weird right?
also, yes, darrow almost blew the whole thing with servo with all his bloodydamn blubbering!@ FFS!@#! ur still the god damn leader!@ SERVO'S LOSING MEN AND WOMEN OVER HERE!@#!@# AND betraying his race! or color. whatever you call it.
and then a bunch of dumb stuff where darrow is totally blowing super sweet towning chances for some dumbass reason.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 2, 2022 22:13:50 GMT
they see the snookings through the land! like snook sooth sayers! ayyyye. other people sees whatever it is they sees. but all i's can says is this. if ya knows where ta looks, u can alllways finds teh snooks. ayyyye. *puffs sagely on pipe* aye. so i'm 3 deaths down the ghosthole.... doesn't mean i can't look forward to the sweet sweet nectar of goldchick towning. no sir. it is like we are susan's parents vs george in a staredown. YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LET'S GET NUTS!@#$@#$ as he is dragged away: BUT HOW THICK IS TEH GLASS ON TEH BRRIIIiiiidddggeeee glass? gorydamn fucking hell what is that retard talking about!#$ ;hugegiantrolleyes:;; pretty much. it is like a horrible pet! it's ALLLL over your bloodydamn head you bloodydamn idiot!@#$@#$ ur gorydamn losing me darrow!@#$ wipe those fucking tears and town the bejesus outta that bish!! i guess that's the book we wish we were reading!@@#$ instead of whatever gorydamn thing this is!!@# Ch 24: Bacon and eggs 🥴 Ehh. Mustang and Darrow eat breakfast and cry and shit. He talks to jackal and they agree to try to spread the war. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 5, 2022 5:12:06 GMT
ayyyye. other people sees whatever it is they sees. but all i's can says is this. if ya knows where ta looks, u can alllways finds teh snooks. ayyyye. *puffs sagely on pipe* aye. wow! now i see why we hired him! we must have gotten a steal! can't argue with them here. i wouldn't have thought death worked that way, but here we are! so, head for the towning room i guess!! :ghoststomp: that is totally you typing about old crap that happened in this book!@! *starts describing sweet cabins that don't exist* also! why the fuck do they have apparently the weakest most unshielded part of the ship as the most important!@#?? wtf!@ MAYBE the engine room is more important or whatever. but even that is useless if you can't fucking control anythihng@#!@# stinks like gold breath in there!!! :pipe: his new pet apparently. man. he's got a nose on him! i'm ok with it. *pludge* well, yeah! it just doesn't make sesnse! ur fucked! ur going to hell for all ur horrible deeds!@ town some fucking bitches on the way!@#! ffs!@# town shmown. just cry and moan about how ur an asshole. AND! what an asshole for it still bothering him that she fucked casio! YOU FUCKING LEFT!# UR A FUCKING ASSHOLE!@3 just because you won't town some sweet bitches doesn't mean no one should! man i hate this self righteous self centered fucking fucktard!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 5, 2022 22:11:21 GMT
wow! now i see why we hired him! we must have gotten a steal! i can't believe he was even available! *there is no towning room* *it is a trick to lure you to another ghost death and down another level* you OBVIOUSLY know nothing about ship design architecture and stuff. ;rolleyes; so can he tell darrow has redbreath? ;pipe; or did he get that carved out of him too? yes! ur fucked so get fucked ffs!!!@#$#$@ casio! ahhh that's great. ALSO I'M WITH U BROTHER! he should be towning these fuckers right and left!@#$ oh man we is on a new section!@#$ whoo!@#$ Part III CONQUER Ch 25: PraetorsI want to steal all the ships. *snap* mustang eats a 🍎 i guess that's it.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 7, 2022 9:17:10 GMT
i can't believe he was even available! a rare stroke of luck for us! :highfive: *snooked* of COURSE there's no towning room!@#@! *they're 4th daid* *they don't care they just keep trying to town* well, that is true! but! i'm still pretty :sus: about the whole thing!@# :stuburn: excellent questions! either he can smell redbreath, he knows darrow is a red, and he's INTO it! or it was carved out, that seems a bit eh, unlikely. or maybe the pet was being figurative or whatever and he just knew jackal was in there. :B one of our best t-shirt ideas yet!@! :hyper:
i mean, jfc! ur wife's daid. ur even well past the grieving period i'd say. and ur in fucking gold towny fuck land!@# and ur gonna be a fucking prude!?? except for mustang. i'll make an exception for her cuz she's so bae and deserves some good darrow carved dick! whooo!@#! 🙄
uh. yeah. i guess there is a really BIG ship. and steal teh kids too. or is that in the next chapter. oh right! i read the next one. NEXT!@# SPOILER! IT IS A TIP! BE CAREFUL DON'T HAVE ALREADY READ THE CRAP I TYPED UP IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE NEXT ONE! there. that should do it.
chapeter 26: Puppet Master
oh man! they puppet masterd pliny so good!
and he can read ol augustus like a book! anyway. i dun remember which chapter had which crap in it. but this one ended with the go ahead with both plans of ship stealing and kid stealing and then apparently darrow's gonna go get ol lorax into the party. whooo!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 8, 2022 16:29:23 GMT
a rare stroke of luck for us! :highfive: *snooked* man! that guy never takes a day off! *snooked* i feel like we're in another of our downward freefalls here, but this time it is falling down through death levels at an increasing rate of speed. aaa. that is so sus! no cap fr fr. he didn't really strike me as the figurative speaking type. ;pipe; yeah u like that carvedick don't u bitch yeah u do. i suppose he shouldn't actually call it a carved dick tho! unless whoever he's towning already knows his secret! *towns sevro* yeah man! huge! fuckin MOONBUSTER BITCH!@# *this is now just another death star story* :B GOD DAMMIT U ROONED EVERYTHING!@#@$#$# ;SNOOKED; yeah i dunno. my notes on the puppet master chapter were: "i guess he puppets" ONWARD HO! Ch 27: jelly beans 🥴 So paxs dad is on board cuz of fox jelly beans. 😕
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 10, 2022 1:43:16 GMT
man! that guy never takes a day off! *snooked* very tenacious! *looks around expectantly* *nothing happens* *confusion* *SNOOKED!@#@!* oh man! he got me good!
so their just freefalling through deaths grasping at townings on the way down now. jfc! u know all the lingo!@! icern! good point. so either it knows. or the author sucks and this will never resolve. :dunno: i guess roque is next! :dunoi: is he still on the stolen ship? wait... i'm not sure. he mentioned some huge room. they must be. cuz that blue still has to do her thing probably. sorry bro. i'll take comfort in knowing that ur pretty much snooked 24/7 so... man! u are loving this book!@# these paxs are geniuses!! :B also i kinda like that daxo's dad is basically retarded. so roque is fine now. a bit of a tough lie to swallow about the drugging. i imagine roque is still a bit :sus: about what darrow is hiding about that night.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 11, 2022 2:41:24 GMT
very tenacious! *looks around expectantly* *nothing happens* *confusion* *SNOOKED!@#@!* oh man! he got me good! tenacity is the name of the *snooked* game!!@# yup. and accelerating sure you can! also this convo is so mid! ;pipe; i knows which way imma bet! roque doesn't know squat! or dick! yeah i believe so. he is recruiting the old man to his war before stealing teh moonbuster ship or something. also we'll probably never see or hear from bluey ever again. smh. true good point. *adds one more snooking to the huge pile i am gasping under* i bet he is sus due to that mid excuse darrow tost his way smh tbh. *pets fox and skips away like a retard* Ch 28: the stormsonssee. the stormsons go off into the storm. you see. and they die a lot of the time. What are the metal things he's fropping on the grounf? 🤔 so lorne au stabbington says no to helping darrow then double crosses him. but! AHA! DARROW IS TRIPLE CROSSING YOU OLD MAN!@#$ WHOO!@#$@#$@#$ cuz he's a lion. grr. ch 29: angry old man grropps i guess it was "old man's wrath". we were looking for old man's wrath! and i guess his wrath amounted to stabentining poor old tactus. oh well his face was half blowed up anyway.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 13, 2022 13:19:54 GMT
tenacity is the name of the *snooked* game!!@# i suppose it is. i hadn't really looged at it that way. *they woosh by 7 deaths* BROTHER! i almost caught a town i think on that last one!@#
i assume we're talking about a couple a brothers. i don't really remember. 😚 jfc!@ u made me look up mid!@# and now i know that crap!@ this fucking guy. well, this author is totally bae so... yet! so it would seem. exactly! i'm surprised you noticed! except for snookings are hard to miss. partly due to the proximity to the face! :pipe: i mean, to be fair. that's cuz he IS a retard. but whatever. yes. you can't beat a lion!@ :pointstohaid: also, lorn wasn't really double crossing per se. just not stopping the trap. he even tried to help darrow escape! but, no. not gonna go down like that. yes. but a yellow coulda fixed him up bigtime! but whatever. also, i guess you figured out what he was dropping. :B these golds are NOT good at anticipating attacks if they aren't from a whipsword or whatever!@
also, do darrow makes them wait to chase tactus and aja. and then aja gets away. eh. what was the waiting for?! it's like he was just holding them to exert his power over them! you'll go when i say so!@# :stuburn: ok, now!@ no! then!@ shit? she's in the sea?! well that's not caught!
i guess i can only assume that he wanted aja to get away for some reason, war reasons. and that the author will never explain anything evar! alright! onward!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 13, 2022 19:23:41 GMT
i suppose it is. i hadn't really looged at it that way. careful or you'll get snooged AND snooked! might as well be. maybe a couple of those dumb pax boys. EYE THUT WE HUD A TOUN! :B omg that makes me so incredibly HAPPY!!@# ;HYPER;;;;;; the new one somehow manages to squish and squeeeeze himself through enough to snook another piece of my head and face. i'm surprised he hasn't accidentally broken his pet fox's neck! also wtf kind of dumbfuck fox is nuts for jellybeans? right. not double crossing. just... allowing a normal crossing or something. i guess i did! ;pipe; ;vernoog; HAY! HE CAN'T STABENTINE ME WITH A NOT RAZOR! yes! i thought that was quite dumb also! like, it was so on purpose i figured a reason was going to present itself but then it was like FUCK THEY'RE GONNA KILL THE KIDS! OH AND AJA GOT AWAY! OPPS. ;B that was the middest plan evar! smh tbh fwiw!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 14, 2022 11:37:32 GMT
careful or you'll get snooged AND snooked! is that possible!@?? :shocking: well fuck!@# it'd have been more careful!@# *snook snack snock wock!@#!@ this sounds right. keep trying fellow large brother!@ we're almost there!@ *pets fox* *isn't almost there at all* i imagine it does. i guess i'm owed this really. tbh. fwiw. god damn it!@#!@# my face is full!@#!@# *snooked*
u regarding your snookedness state and further incoming snookings.
i suppose the only reason is his huge retarded hands are too big to get around the fox's neck!@ i don't know how he holds jelly beans, tbh. u shouldn't have crossed me old man! or known me or taught me and stuff. and locking up ur kids was a good idea really. but eh, it was a pretty bad job of a locking since the kid killer got in there no problem at all lickety split! these fucking golds! i swear to fucking god!@#! hey!@ where'd he get all that cool blowy uppy stuff!~@# that's not a weird whipsword!@!@ :B :B
a bunch of dumb burned dead golds
and how long is quinine or whoever gonna just sit by and get fucked over? over and over?! well! that's darrow! i'll figure him out someday mabye!@ :B so... read the next one. chapter 30: guardson er grandson. eh talk in a ship some more! :B oh! gathering storm! i thought it was some g word but i was thinking one word but then it was 2 words and COMPLETELY different than i said and WAY more informative. my bad, good brother. I'M SO STUPID!@# *smacks head*
anyway, they talk in a ship about doing stuff in the future. i think he talks to his blue again. but it wasn't too enlightening or anything and the blue still didn't do anything impressive or anything. i think they're heading for mars probably. maybe there were some more jelly beans. :dunno: man, this is a hell of a discussion i'm running here. all i know is there was talking but not more stabbing or anything. oh yeah. his new pet thing, i forget its name. he talked about using it more. and did some sacrolidge to the golds cuz he suggested he could go places they couldn't GOLDS GO UNYWHUURR!! the retarded jelly bean golds shouted.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 16, 2022 22:22:52 GMT
is that possible!@?? :shocking: well fuck!@# it'd have been more careful!@# *snook snack snock wock!@#!@ ur snooging and snookings turn directly into my strickenings!!@# gah!@#$ ;snooked; *sticks a jellybean up his ghost ass and calls it a touning* :B of course you're owed it! ur sus as af smh! there's no such thing as full when you have a snooking captain as good as ours!! i think his son just puts them in peoples pockets! the dad never knows where they're coming from! dam eye thut thet mite wurk :B i guess that's teh superhero swordsman rage knight guy. ;rolleyes; lol dumb idiots i'm assuming you mean roque, but yes!! dum dee doo dah *gets fucked again* :B he DID talk to bluey. she told him he overstepped or whatever when he said he could send the stained where he couldn't use golds. pax family or whoever he was talking to: U IDOT U KEN SUND GOWLDZ EVRYWARE!@#$ *stomps away* ;weary; fuck i roted my prev comment before i readed this. but we hased similar thoughts and reactions. ;hyper; here's how bad the author is, i really don't knwo where they're going! mars? maybe! some moon to steal a ship? perhaps? or maybe his ship people already did that? I DON'T KNOW!@#$ ;hyper; bae. Ch 31: coupSevro collects Pliny's eyeball. save taht for later.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 19, 2022 8:01:25 GMT
ur snooging and snookings turn directly into my strickenings!!@# gah!@#$ ;snooked; which are in fact also more snookings!@e it's like the horrible circle of life! well, good job really. that's the closest they've been!! the brother: hey man!@#! don't hog all the beans@!# pass 'em ovur!! this death plunge is looging up! i'm sure that's true. i don't even know wad we're talking about anymore. :B so mid. AAUURRGHGH!! there's always room for more snookings!!
our snooking captain that we are paying i guess. this is very plausible. probable. ur like a this author whisperer! yes. he did do a super stab right after he almost lost all his wives n kids. although from the sounds of it losing his kids is one of his super powers! also his bombs were all crazy and blowed them up and then sucked 'em in to do more blowing! which taken out of context all sounds great@!!#! but, since it's a bomb and not a whore we're talking about, it's bad. of COURSE i mean roque!@ mustang: u better fix that. darrow: i'm busy! :sutuburn: besides, i'm beginning to think he likes it. is she who told him? i thought it was just the retards. i dunno. :highfive: we are on the same page! who knows how. surely nothing to do with us typing out our entire brains page by page to each other as we read. no sir. it's probably some brother to brother magic or something! :usehaid:
i'm pretty sure it's mars. but, i wouldn't bet anything valuable on knowing wtf is going on here! no sir!! well, you've perfectly summed up that one! nothing more to say. it was short. i guess i've read the next one too!
Ch 32: die young did someone die? did i read this? what happens? umm. lets see, servo picks up the eyeball, then wad did they do? oh, this must be where they went to talk to roque. he was staring at tactus for days. he's a very useful chap. i guess he's contemplating how much the reaper sux and then in turn, what he's been doing with his life!@!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 21, 2022 17:32:57 GMT
which are in fact also more snookings!@e it's like the horrible circle of life! the meaning of life snookings being snooked upon thee and thine snooking upon others dost so vast yee *sings* the SNOOOOOOKINGS OF LIIIIIIIIFEEEEE WE'RE GETTING CLOSER I CAN FEEL IT!!!@#@#@ fr fr ngl okimfinished paying, ;yes; and rightfully so. another super valuable skill i has that really helps me go places he's a jedi master at that! ayye, be's thee careful of the blowings and suckings thee dost wishes for dost so... dost so. aye. also YOU FIX IT!@#@#$ YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTWHORE JEEZ@!#@$$#@ *she eats an apple and puts her feet up* :B no, they just made faces and generally didn't take kindly to his idea. OBVS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT! ;stuburn; something, say, like your wife's honor? you laugh, THAT'S WORTHLESS YOU IDIOT!~!#@$ hmm. ;pipe; here are my phone notes on "die young": They talk and argue in the council about trusting victra and whatever not much dying going on there! Ch 33: a dance 🤦♂️ffs Mustang begs for answers or at least some towning but Darrow blows it again
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 22, 2022 15:28:23 GMT
the meaning of life snookings being snooked upon thee and thine snooking upon others dost so vast yee *sings* the SNOOOOOOKINGS OF LIIIIIIIIFEEEEE sweet beautiful croons!! also snookings. croon snookings. uh, that's just the beans! oh how i wish that were true. yeah, you just need to put it too good uses!@ come on now! go on@ do it!@ so far he hasn't done anything else. he said victra sucked. that's it i think. i guess our snooking captain is giving us blow and suck advice. *goes on a mission* *loses bigtime and gets everyone killed or captured including her father* *eats an apple* they don't take kindly to ... well, u know how it goes. it IS obvious. we're linked by a horrible father! and mother! it's a hell of a link. i guess we're betting now. oh right. the victra thing that went on forever and i sleptread through. i see i have a lot to look forward to with this chapter!@# :ooby:
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 25, 2022 20:20:56 GMT
sweet beautiful croons!! also snookings. croon snookings. crookings? i dunno. ;floet; *puts a few more beans in as we hurtle down* yeah we mostly jsut get random sentences about what a badass this guy used to be. BOY THAT DARROW SURE SUCKS EH! i guess that's her. ;pst; those are the worst links ive evar SEEN! tell me, do they have a pt sister? please tell me they don't. this can't be good for anything or anyone. omg yes! and now i've read a couple more!@#$@#$@#$@#$ Ch 34: blood brothersHas a heart to heart with ragnar and spills his secret to him. see, he wants ragnar to follow him cuz he WANTS too see, not cuz he was brainwashed into thinking he has to. see. ragnar is pretty confused by it all. Ch 35: TeatimeBuh bye pliny 🙂 i really thought sevro would has more fun with pliny's other eye before he bit the dust. but, alas.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 26, 2022 9:07:14 GMT
might as well. i can't blame them now. if ur in a death hurtle, might as well shove some beans up ur arse, if that's your thing!
a saying i think.
and then his reputation alone kept pliny's table of horrible people in line! nobody was like, yeah, but isn't he old now? does he still have it? but i guess they weren't ready to test that out. i'd like to town him, but he ish''t even good for that!@#!@# :snooked: her i've got some news for ya! this world is worse than you ever imagined!!
whoever they were talking to said that i guess. we rarely are!! oh man! i looged forward and then i read and OMG it was sooo good!@#! i was in reading heaven ovur hea-ar! later servo: WTF?!@ how'd you manage to make ragnar even worse!@#!@#>?? :snooked: UR SPOSED TO BE DAID!@#!@ WHY WON'T YOU DIE!@# I HATE YOU@!#
one-eyed pliny
for like a second i thought you were saying servo bit the dust and i was all did i not finish that chapter!? ... then i was like, oh he means pliny. right! :B he DID bite dust. dirty hard dust.
onward!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 26, 2022 21:45:27 GMT
might as well. i can't blame them now. if ur in a death hurtle, might as well shove some beans up ur arse, if that's your thing! a saying i think.
can't argue with it. when in death hurtle do ur thang! ;dunno; he was really ready to enfore that 3 meters radius thing! oh how i wish he wud snook me with his be reapersnook. but alas. it is like u had the perfect storm of anticipatory and current times glee all mixed together!@#$@#$ ;vernoog; onward ho! pliny free and ragnared up the hizzay!!! ch 36: lord of war reaper talks to everyone as they prepare for the mars war. ehh. trying to think if there was anything overly significant. he aplogived to baroque who was kinda wadever man. l8r dood. his blue lady said something about how it was weird mars seemed to be conceding agea. so maybe that's something. okimfinished ch 37: warthere is no war yet. They talk more, to sevro who wants to kill Augustus and proctor Jupiter who's helping mustang or something and there's a horseface gold for some reason
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 30, 2022 12:47:43 GMT
can't argue with it. when in death hurtle do ur thang! ;dunno; even if it is sticking things in ur butt. some people thought maybe there was an exception for that. but there isn't. don't even think about it!! i mean it! and then the dumbass tries to be all lovey dovey with her before the war. dude! you blew it! you can't have both! you can't reject her and then give her the leer eyes the next day! :weary: yes sir, that is exactly like what it was like and what happened too! i guess minus pliny they had to bring back some of the oldies which we get to here below. yeah. he seems a bit over confident here with the ignoring his blue's tip! i believe that is going to cause him pain and/or extra losses but he will still win of course. man there is a lot of talking in this booko! just chat and chat and more chat! and also a horseface. she's from like, before. at the institute. bringing back all the old gold sweet ass characters you knew and loved!!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 31, 2022 16:31:53 GMT
even if it is sticking things in ur butt. some people thought maybe there was an exception for that. but there isn't. there are no exceptions during the death hurtle! it is why all the freakiest people actually love it when they reach death hurtletime its like he knows NOTHING about sbws at all. smh. man, eieio really screwed him up bigtime! well, there are more bookos to go! so unless those follow sevro or boquet or mustang or whoever, then yeah he wins. the good old hard fought win where he learns some tough lessons!! oh just you wait! cuz next we get hurtle chatting in... Ch 38: the iron rainso there is a lot of thinking and chatting while in the tube. Blah blah blah explosions and stuff. But then Harpy bites it on the way down to mars. Poor Harpy ;applerub; War, it turns out, is a cruel mistress. People can die. It's crazy. Anyway ssevro, clown, screwface and *checks notes* rotback, are pretty broken up about it. anyway the sovereign is on Mars. Next! Ch 39: at the wallAha! So he let aja go to track her back to the sovereign. Smurt. Not smurt, to get ambushed coming up out of the river smh. sevro: its aLl cLeaR oNlY a dum kiD oN teH rIVer bAnK :B Part IV: Ruin
Ch 40: MudOh rotback we hardly knew ye. *everyone dies in teh mud* well, almost everyone. sevrogoblin and thistle and pebble and clown are ok thank goodness. 41: AchillesThistle is less than plussed by Darrow giving Ragnar and all the obsidians razors. And now Darrow is gonna take on aja and fitchner and everyone alone in a ship with no armor. Sweet not sure i'm seeing any connection to achilles, but what the hey.
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