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Post by isthisamo on Jan 8, 2023 1:59:51 GMT
there are no exceptions during the death hurtle! it is why all the freakiest people actually love it when they reach death hurtletime i guess that makes sense. wad u gonna do? kill me?! i'm in the death hurtle!@# *stick* i guess he was just a kid when all this started. still. i guess he knows a lot of book learning stuff but they skipped over all the lady stuff. you're not supposed to fall in love! that's why you have the pinks!@ :twak: you got a fucking job to do!@# one answer is knowledge of secret tunneling! ooohhh! don't kill teh girl with the emp that will FUCKING KILL US ALL!@# :weary: oh man. i've already blocked that shit out. i do know there was a lot of it. wtf kinda name is rotback!@#?? Next! and then they figure out it is a trap and they STILL don't stop the girl! no, we'll just all die. :B at least we got ragnar!! :whew: he's all i care about really. i sure as hell don't care about mustang! this is far as i gotted. sorry i didn't have much to add on these chapters. do you want me to add more? i could ramble stricken type, similar to now? say the word bro!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 9, 2023 15:39:14 GMT
i guess that makes sense. wad u gonna do? kill me?! i'm in the death hurtle!@# *stick* i thought they were gonna go with the ;fu; but instead they are busy with the *stick*, which i should have realized. 100% correct. why would we bother learning these asshats stuff about chicks when we supply an entire color just for that purpose!! ;crazy;; aww wook at duh widdle girw pwaying in duh wadduh ;wub; yeah, like, is there maybe something ntg with his back or...?? hey! it happened very fast! TOO fast, really. ;stuburn; ffs! i feel like i DIDN'T say the word but got the word said response anywya!@#$ ;snooked; also, ragnar is by far and away teh baest character up in this bitch!@#$ ch 42: death of a goldAhh fitchner. Well bloodydamn. ;usehaid; i'd like to say i saw that coming, but vast yee i hath not. i was thinking reaper would survive somehow or fall out of the ship or something. i dunno. but lo and behold! fitchner is ares! duh duh duhhhh... and darrow is so fucking bloody stupid he forced him to blow his cover smh tbh fr fr ngl.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 10, 2023 13:39:33 GMT
i thought they were gonna go with the ;fu; but instead they are busy with the *stick*, which i should have realized. i guess they could have done a one handed fu and then kept up with the sticking. maybe they probably moved to two-handed sticking. gotta make the best of the situation. really. :weary: i just. i can't even with this guy. just some dumb ol girl over there. :B *nobody is suspicious at all* *she's just playing in the middle of a war* maybe he was all, NO! SOMEONE WROTE ON MY BACK!@!@ :snooked: everyone: whatever rotback! :jerkit: yeah, but someone went to shoot her and i think darrow stopped them. such a bloodydamn fool!@#! no that was just a taste. a little bit to get you hooked!@#!@ oh man. tho fitchy was warming up to me. has been for a while. now that he's ares he'll probably suck bigtime! oh yeah. wtf did that have to do with achilies? this was yet another chapter where darrow is pissing you off with his dumbery! if i die, so what! umm. wtf?! like you're so replaceable. get the fuck over your whatever problems and save teh fucking world!@#!@ :twak:
fitchner was acting real weird on that ship. and tho i was like, wtf? i think he's on darrow's side. i still was thinking augustus or whatever. :B it's like darrow has all these brilliant ideas, but then he runs out of brain power after. so then he just runs arounf like a complete idiot until something horrible happens. then he'll have brilliance again and outsmart everyone. and then repeat!@
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 10, 2023 22:26:43 GMT
i guess they could have done a one handed fu and then kept up with the sticking. maybe they probably moved to two-handed sticking. gotta make the best of the situation. really. one does not simply waste the death hurtle by limiting oneself to one hand. i guess they say that, in a hoity toity manner. maybe she's deaf! and retarded! ;stuburn; *they jerk on his rottedy back* *puts him in a rotting horse* :B did he? sheesh. might have to reread that. (probably won't) :B probably!@#$ so if he's ares does that mean goblin isn't a real gold? or are fitchy and gobbly real golds that just hate the system? DOWN WITH THA MAN!! ;pea; hey he killes klarnus! that do anything for ya? more like REAPEReat amirite! repeater...? hmm. thought he was going to fight with a sliced thru collarbone somehow. but vast yee fitchy
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 11, 2023 12:42:02 GMT
one does not simply waste the death hurtle by limiting oneself to one hand. i guess they say that, in a hoity toity manner. you can take the life out of a gold. and i suppose lots of stuff out of their butts. but you can't take they hoity out of 'em!! i think that's a gray saying. maybe, not sure which color. i mean, she may have been! :dunno: oh rotback!@# those things are so you!@! we can't even buleev it!@#@! there u go buddy. maybe she would has detonated it anyway. i think he was too late. but, whatevs. i assume he is a gold who is not down with the system. they're not all carved up reds! how i see it anyhow. he did? i guess he did. shoved his sword right through him. sorry. ripsawslingsnakeblade thing. yeah, it was clear at a certain point that it was gonna be all up to fitchy. and then it was him and they're off. Ch. 43: The Sea so he wakes up and towns the hell out of mustang finally. i guess the sovereign survived but she is gonna be pretty not too pleased with ol fitchy! i don't know that she'll know he's ares. just that he wasn't loyal to her.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 11, 2023 19:26:17 GMT
you can take the life out of a gold. and i suppose lots of stuff out of their butts. but you can't take they hoity out of 'em!! i think that's a gray saying. maybe, not sure which color. seems like a brown maybe. ;dunno; *his back rots even harder* oh ffs hes the retardedest reaper that ever was!! but, hey. he did filet himself out of that suit on the bottom of the river. so it's all good really. yeah i dunno how a red would get to that level without some goldhelp in the first place. fitch is like, a rottedy ugly horrible gold and so he empathizes with teh horrible colors n stef. razor shaped like a sickle? i dunno. i guess he can shape it how he wants? ;leer; up up and away! gravbootz to dah rescuuuuuu. bae. TRAITORRRRR i knew you were gonna wub that towning bigtime up and down. and how! my phone notes on teh sea chapter: 43: the seaWell it's about fucking mustang time. Gorydamn hell. Of course he had to sob for an hour first. 🙄
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 12, 2023 12:20:39 GMT
seems like a brown maybe. ;dunno; :snicker: well, i don't think jizzing on stuff is a way of preventing rot. as far as i know. can't be shooting little girls with dirty dresses and baskets full of emps! :stuburn: right! if they carved him up, boy did they do a shitty job!@ how's this shape do ya!@#?? whoooo!@#@! *stab*
i guess that's reaper.
it's hard to hang on to these golds with their grav boots everywhere! well, i mean. it was fine. it was just, well it was about god damned time!@#@!# exactly my thoughts. while he's crying: oh for ffs!@#! JFC!@# get it together man!@#!@# then they town: well, at least that's something!
Ch. 44: the poet a whole fucking chapter about making up with rorshak. i guess he has dinner with everyone else first. and rorshack make-ah da joke-ah. and the big pax-like guy laughs. rorshach isn't really into the aplogive. not surprising. reappy didn't even really have anything to offer than a sorry sack of sorries!@# i'd be all FU too! tbh.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 13, 2023 3:20:18 GMT
well, i don't think jizzing on stuff is a way of preventing rot. as far as i know. hmm... *starts devising some experiments* well! they hadn't perfected teh goldcarving yet! ;stuburn; also ;fu; and i guess if ur mustang ur answer is THAT SHAPE DOES ME GUDE! ;wub; ;drool; it is like you hate read it! YES FUCK HER YOU FUCKING FUCKSTICK ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME JEEZ U BETTER FUCK HER HARDER THAN THIS WTF!$%#$@#$ QUIT CRYING@$@%$ OH FFS@%#$%#$%#$% for some reason i just have that sickos internet cartoon picture in my head now. do you know that one? i'm sure you do. yeah. my notes: "More talking and whining and being dumb" i mean fucking poetschack still isn't even accepting the aplogive yet! JUST LEAVE HIM TF ALONE REAPER FFS!@#$@#$ 45: gicks Well, he really showed ol jackal a thing or three. jackal won't think it's weird he got attacked like 2 seconds after reapy reap showed up? 46: brotherhoodSo now he wants to tell mustang the truth and show her his eieio home. Guess it was a good towning they hased! Lots of talky with fitchy. Not sure I buy a gold falling for a one legged red, no matter how beautiful but whatever.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 16, 2023 11:58:07 GMT
hmm... *starts devising some experiments* wife: what's with this weird bread with frosting or something on it? don't touch that honey! i've got an experiment going!@# you may or may not be apprised of the results at such time as i have them. but as of now, get!@ fitchy: JFC!@#!@ i look worse than when you started!@#!@# :snooked: *the snooking snooks make him even more worse* she's not going to be good for anything else now. like planning or anything. just adding drooling over reaper dick amongst her apple eating feet up activities. yes!@# that was EXACTLY me reading that. justifiably, quite frankly!@# :stuburn: i do now. had to look it up. 😳 i don't really follow anything anymore. i guess. yeah. that ship has sailed.
roqeshack: i could have been a good friend. but instead i'm no friend at all. *maybe it's a poem* i feel like reaper is all :floet: jesus jackal! you sure get attacked by ares a lot when i'm arounf! weird!! 🤪
and the only ship in our out of here has been mine? also, weird. wacky really! ... glad i got you that dumb gift which proves my allegiance .. welp! see ya later!
i'm behind again. 😩
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 16, 2023 15:36:28 GMT
wife: what's with this weird bread with frosting or something on it? don't touch that honey! i've got an experiment going!@# you may or may not be apprised of the results at such time as i have them. but as of now, get!@ wife: um, shmoopy, that weird frosting is showing up in more and more places. GAH! DON'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM!@# also take ur shirt off and lie on your stomach real quick. your back isn't rotting right now is it? gah! he's so ugly they're going to have to invent a new color!@#$$#@ she's so sassy! *town town eat apple town* RIP HER PUSSY APART WITH YOUR GOLDEN ROD YOU FUCKING FUCK!@$#$@# I SWEAT TO GOD IF MUSTANG CAN STILL WALK AFTER THIS I AM OUT ON THIS WHOLE SERIES!$@#$#@$#@ more u smh. but also! the sickos picture is me thinking about how i made you look that up! yes! ha ha! yesss!!!! is it a poem? has he evar said a poem? i feel like this author tells us things about these characters and who they are rather than having them actually demonstrate them with actions. or maybe he's said a bunch of poems and my dumb brain forgot them all. ;dunno; I SURE AM GLAD WE HAVE AN ALLIANCE OR ELSE THAT MIGHT BE SUSPICIOUS!@# ;floet; also ;hyper; also ;run;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 17, 2023 11:59:44 GMT
wife: um, shmoopy, that weird frosting is showing up in more and more places. GAH! DON'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM!@# also take ur shirt off and lie on your stomach real quick. your back isn't rotting right now is it? her: a little.
ok! hold still!! also, i'm gonna need to lower ur pants.
welcome new color!~ we'll go you stupiduglypukecolor! welcome to the color club!@# or whatever they say to new colors. ur in charge of looking like shit! and ur nailing it!@# *puts feet up* *which also helps with her aching vag* she's dropped off the face of the book after that pussy whipping! i'm sure she's resting her vag for a few chapters. :usehaid: u don't bounce back from the reaper like she does casius towns. oih man, that is perfect for making someone look up that!@ i'm pretty sure ur right. people call him the poet, but we haven't heard shit!@# maybe that's why darrow hates him so much subconsciously, hasn't heard any of these fabled poems!@ *apparently we're supposed to believe jackal is brilliant* :B well not now, bitch!@ bare in mind, it's fitchy we're talking about. he can't get a gold. who would have him other than a one legged red that's probably been plowed more than a pink!
anyway, can't help but agree with fitchy that this is a bad idea. and also, JFC!@ you wanna go back and see what? so fucking stupid. ur family?! ur gonna show them ur a gold now? eh, did they know that? don't they just think he's daid?
47: Free darrow is all, man!@ this red fucking mining hole is fucking shittier than i remember!@# holy fuck!@ what a terrible idea this was!@
everyone: :hugegiantfuckingrolleyes:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 17, 2023 16:55:38 GMT
her: a little. ok! hold still!! also, i'm gonna need to lower ur pants. I SAID HOLD STILL SLIGHTLYROTWIFE!@#$$#@ ;vernoog; *everyone pukes* you know what they say! an apple a day and ur feet up equals keeping ur vag townready!! her vag needs time and reapers tear ducts do also! and now i dost chuckle again dost so! ;hyper; i'm not aplogiving again until i hear a fucking POEM!@$##@$ reapy maybe he's totally outsmarting reapy in teh background but we dun no it yet. :B ;fu; hey one legged sbw, come suck on my pitviper iykwim she but does it anyway since she's teh lowest color. even lower than the new puke color apparently. ;applerub; yes! daid hanged! and he doesn't even look like himself now!#@$@$# pretty much! but also he goes to eieios grave and decides she'd want him to town mustang now 🙂 TRUST ME IT'S WHAT SHE WOULD HAS WANTED!@#$$ maybe he shouts that the next time he's ripping mustangs vag to shreds. also he's all, fuck, was eieio an ugly hag just like this place? ;duck; ;run;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 18, 2023 10:26:38 GMT
I SAID HOLD STILL SLIGHTLYROTWIFE!@#$$#@ quit squirming!@ wait... scratch that. squirm just like that!@ :leertown: man! i'm good at my color!@# :socking:
fitchy i DO know all about that sweet saying! her vag needs time and reapers tear ducts do also! man u are that sicko!@#!@ damn straight!@ u tell 'em reapman! gimme some o dat roses are red shit! bitch! maybe that's in the next chapter. oh sure! of course he is! I'VE DOUBLE CROSSED YOUR DOUBLE CROSS@#!@# many much reaper like aplogives. also, she's always had a soft spot for guys calling it their pitviper. it's like hypnotowning her! i guess he was just going to stare at how horrible all of them are. look at these fucks!@ i can't buleev i used to be one of these sorry sacks!@#!@# omfg!@# i gotta get outa here as soon as i town mustang in the super sweet red trash garden! :B did he decide eieio said that? that sounds like reapy, tho i dun recall that. i probably zone out sometimes while i'm reading about nontowning times. but that would be talking about future towning times so i would think i would keep track of that!@ :dunno:
best not pull up any old pics of the ol ball n chain!! keep that memory safe fine frienf. she was no pink and certainly no mustang! i bet she never ate an apple in a meeting even once!@#!@ 🙄
48: magestrate or some crap i think he talked to some copper or whatever color who runs the mine and talked about all these ways they keep the reds in line which is basically fucking with them cuz their so fucking stupid. :B then he made the copper throw them a feast and he's gonna take mustang on over to the towning garden.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 18, 2023 20:10:01 GMT
quit squirming!@ wait... scratch that. squirm just like that!@ :leertown: omfg wadever u do do NOT stop squirmingggggggggggg what can i say! i have no response to that! of course i am that sicko! ffs my father chews his own vomit!@#$ somehow i doubt it. just more whining and crying and talking and aplogiving. pitvipers are so scauurrry and dangerous! SUPERMEGATOWN!!$#@#@$ who can blame her really. ehhh spoiler alert i guess i'll wait and type this below. indeed! i bet she nevar ate an apple evar! not sure reds get apple privileges. more like gruel and stuff. he was pretty horrible. i did enjoy a ragnar moment. they were putting the dumbfuck copper through the ringer and asking him why his mine suxxors so bad. dumbo: I.... I forgot what I.... ragner: you were making excuses and he totally was! OHH TEH HORIBL MINERS R REBELLIOUS N STEF! OOOHHH!@#$ i thought reapy might get mad at all the bullshit they pull on the reds but i guess that's stuff he already knows about and figures it is wad it is at this point. 49: why we singWE SING CUZ ITS TOWN MUSTANG TIME BITCH!@@# alas, no. that is neither why they sing, nor what this god forsaken chapter is about. instead of seeing what mustang will do it's just him and his dumb mom whining. his mom WHO RECOGNIZES HIM BIGTIME UP AND DOWN BY THE WAY!@#$ 50: the deepMustang not happy. Ragnar is ragnar. That's about it.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 20, 2023 3:34:42 GMT
omfg wadever u do do NOT stop squirmingggggggggggg the squirm is the new key to this whole operation! :dunno: fair point. there was little hope for you really. heart wrenching times with teh ol momma. i was in puddles of tears and stuff. exactly, it's like a guy on a harley in chaps!@# irresistible!@# nailed it minus the mustang nailing. eoeioe puts her feet up on a table in some meeting and proceeds to slurp gruel. *she's a badass* the red stuff is just like the obsidian stuff and what not. how they keep the colors down just is wad it is i guess. i'll just be over hear not towning all the sweet pinks and stuff. :B darrow. well, of course momma recognizes him! can't fool a momma with big muscles and sigels and stuff. darrow is still there in his eyes!
also, the here watch this video while i go visit my momma seemed like a dumb way to break this to mustang. but, whatever. onward with no mustang towns!@#
haven't read this yet. i towned a red!@# omfg!@ that is sooo gross!@# *she goes into therapy*
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 21, 2023 3:43:26 GMT
the squirm is the new key to this whole operation! surgeons love teh squirm! i've been bawling this whole time!!@# with a pitviper in his pants! exactly! you know. if she hadn't been yankhanged by old reapy. darrow: teh pinks is people too! yes!@# PEOPLE BRED TO TOWN U TO BOLIVIAN AND BACK AND LURVE IT BIGTIME UP AND DOWN!!@#$ also apparently it was just a vid of him getting carved! like was there any explanation in there orrr...... probably. i mean, she is like an actual gold princess fr no cap. 51: golden sonSome bullshit parade Now Augustus is making more sense than Darrow ever has, with regard to how teh humans wreck everything and whatnot. "Call me father". Ew Ok well that turned out pretty, pretty badly I must say. and ol jackal DID have a trick up his horrible sleeve. so did mustang actually tattle, or had jackal figured it out already? i mean he did have those ares carver peeps captured and tortured and stuff so who knows. anyway. rooned. all rooned. the end.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 22, 2023 7:10:07 GMT
surgeons love teh squirm! a particular type of surgeon. what's this salty discharge?!@ that's the manliest man that ever was man! and that's what this and most ladies are after. you'd think that would make him hard and not so much of a wus!@# a good character: well... i should at least check it out. see how good they are. you know, for research! :stuburn:
darrow: EEEEEOOOOHHHHHHH!@!@#!@#!@# *no pink towning at all* :B
no. just a vid. come on in and meat the misses!@! i was thinking she was maybe daid there in the end! it seemed like he figured it out. Jackal says at one point, "I made it just for you after you revealed your true self to me in Attica." implying that he figured it out then. also, cassius asks jackal about mustang and he says "missing, i fear" and then cassius says to darrow that he will find mustang and kill her. seeemed like they were expecting her to be there so i think she just fled. maybe she'll save reaper in next booko and that's how there's another book. :dunno:
right. nothing worked out. really. i was having a hard time figuring out who's haid was in the box. then finally OOHH fitchy! poor fella!
big question is, dost we readeth thine booko numero tres o no? :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 23, 2023 17:17:18 GMT
a particular type of surgeon. the sane ones! if i'm not pretty scared most of the time HE'S NOT A MAN! he's pretty good at getting people close to him killed tho! he should be living as gold as possible to fit in!@#$ AND THAT MEANS TOWNING PINKS NONSTOP GOD DAMMIT!@#$ *its his mom* :B me too! like her haid was in the box instead of fitchyboy. once he haid wasn't in teh box, that makes teh most sense. she'll come back arounf, save darrow and help him roon society forever. that certainly is a question. asked. :B ;pipe;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 24, 2023 13:06:48 GMT
excuse me, hospital? i'm looking for a sane surgeon. do you has any of those? looks arounf* nope sir. sorry. we plum out!
i guess that's some sort of scenario. :dunno:
exactly! this is how women think! VERY good at that. very good. probably all that pitviper in his blood! :pipe: that's right!@ he has the blending in excuse!@#! everybody thinks he's a bit of a dandy! well, now they know he's just a dumb ol red. doesn't explain the no towning tho. not at all. that's gotta confuse 'em! mustang: ehh. okaaayyy, but this is weird. *town* exactly. but then that didn't make sense because they was axin where she was at. so then i was like, eh, who's in teh box? i was thinking his mum at one point!
so have to say the author got me there, i did not think fitchy at all! the ugly bastard! it's wad we figures. but will we find out?? on the one hand we hate the book and the author and everything about it... on the other hand, we do like to stricken ourselves with ranting and ravings and strickening times. PLUS we would find out what happens to darrow since it seems unlikely that they just go and disect him and then that's it. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 25, 2023 20:48:55 GMT
excuse me, hospital? i'm looking for a sane surgeon. do you has any of those? looks arounf* nope sir. sorry. we plum out! i guess that's some sort of scenario. :dunno:
i was thinking, all surgeons are a bit insane. i mean they cut and slice and dice people open for a living! funny cuz it's true! actually not sure its all that funny. also i literally just saw this lady on twitter like half an hour ago saying how men get horrible advice about women. from women! they'll say ooohh we want mr sensitive man open up share ur feelings jeez what are u a robot omg. but if the guy actually does that she's all like ew i think we should just be friends. ick! not exactly the same as being scared all the time. but a similar vein! they want a man to be decisive and steady and not on the verge of a nervous breakdown. THAT'S WHAT WOMEN ARE FOR! lmaoo does it make him extra strong or good in any way? NO IT MAKES HIM KILL HIS FRIENDS! ;HYPER;;; ;pst; did he get his dumb eieio wife hanged for towning in a nontowning zone? BOY, THOSE GOLDS ARE REAL DEGENERATE SICKOS! ;haha; ;yessss; oooh, the mom would have been a really nice touch! ;hyper; then its just the adventures of teh jackal in goldyville or whatever?
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