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Post by ditkanate on Jan 24, 2023 12:35:40 GMT
ok welp, the horsebeans have begun their slow pludge down my earholes. *spits* i reckon its about time, too. i'm about halfway through stuffing chapter 1's beans in my ears and already have: pigs eating a rattlesnake a saloon called the "dry bean" ;hyper; a barber whose leg rotted off from centipedes oh the barber has to whisper now cuz he screamed so much from getting his rotted leg sawed off and he's so horrible people will go to the mexican barber instead just to avoid him! ;hyper; the main guy (Augustus?) (Andromedus?) doesn't shoot a rattlesnake cuz it will just cause problems and people will shoot a few mexicans just to be on the safe side. CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL. ;nono; oh the town doesn't have a doctor anymore cuz a mexican go made a shot him while he was trying to flush a bug out of his ear. i guess that's it. shit edited to add: the cook (former mexican bandit that can't cook) cooks horrible goat fried in motor oil and maybe some mashed beans! okimfinished
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 26, 2023 1:13:27 GMT
i've listened to what appears to be the same amount of the 1st half of the chapter. and man, THAT'S A LOT OF BEANS!@# i know it's the horsebeans book, but wow.
also, these are long chapters.
i can't buleev the saloon is called drybean. also, i forget how horrible olden cowboy times were!@ cuz this all sounds exactly correct for how things would have been. like you live in some shithole town that doesn't even have a doctor cuz he was shot so you just go to some cowboy who people think is pretty with it and have him fix you up. and by fix you up they mean cut off the offending thing that's a problem.
sounds like trouble! must be mexicans! come on frank! let's get 'em!
not sure if you got this far, but then we find out that kole? something like that, one of the main characters. he's short but seems tall cuz he's got tall attitude or something. got bit by his horrible horse that everyone hates but he won't get rid of or something.
gonna go have some beans n goat!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 26, 2023 18:45:06 GMT
i've listened to what appears to be the same amount of the 1st half of the chapter. and man, THAT'S A LOT OF BEANS!@# i know it's the horsebeans book, but wow. i mean, we wanted beans. and so far, it is DELIVERING BEANS BEYOND ANY COMPREHENSIBLE BEAN AMOUNT WE COULD HAS HOPED FOR!@#$ heck later in chpta 1 they go on about beans for quite some time and then caul steals the scoop of em from Gus! heck mah poop is mostly beans!@#$ teh cooks is sugar! ahh godo times. i mean, chpta 1 was 25 or 30 min. nbd imo fwiw. we are used to these 5 minute things from whatever we listened to last time. ie, ur horrific rotteding leg. honestly, i might just be all, ya know? *spits* i reckon yall could just shoot me in the haid. i'm all right with taht. no need for any sawin' nosir. *spits again* *the spit gets all over my rotted self* Caul? i'm hearing it in my earholes as Caul but i reckon i could be wrong. also that horse was stoled from teh comanches or wadever! she's a beaut! *bites face off* WELL YA CAINT BLAME HER ISSA HALF MOON OR SOME SHEEIT! of course you are! WTF ELSE ARE YOU GONNA HAVE!@#$ NOT beans!?? lmaooooo also i am done with 1. have started 2: ok so 2 is from Caul's pov as he tries not to remember stef as he sits by the river keepin hisself sharp as a tack! even tho aint no way teh comanches are a'comin. scared a vaquero off the other day just bah cockin muh colt yessr! bolivar takes a long pee, which occasionally gus times and writes down in a notebook so he knows how soon he'll have to look for a new cook! heheh. oh and he sharpens his knife all teh time. :B Newt is in love with a whore he can't talk to and doesn't know what a whore is. Some guy plays piano at the dry bean who has a hole in him! Shot with a Big bore gun but instead of dying he was living with a leak instead.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 29, 2023 2:48:59 GMT
i mean, we wanted beans. and so far, it is DELIVERING BEANS BEYOND ANY COMPREHENSIBLE BEAN AMOUNT WE COULD HAS HOPED FOR!@#$ heck later in chpta 1 they go on about beans for quite some time and then caul steals the scoop of em from Gus! heck mah poop is mostly beans!@#$ teh cooks is sugar! ahh godo times. it's pretty funny that we joked about this being a bean book and then it's like, :shocking: well, i didn't mean like this!@# holy hell!@# we'll have to rename it from horsebeans to beeanybean book of beanville!@# i suppose. i blasted through chapter 2 right quick. i think i'm with you on this. i imagine they'd ignore you and saw the ol leg off anyhow. let's just see how u get on and if it's no good we can shoot ya any ol time. i guess it's call. :B
gotta good point there. you CAN'T blame her. really.
exactly!@# also, i don't recall since this was a while ago. but i bet i DID have beans. like, i didn't just say that for humor, but actually ate beans. irl. and don't go thinkin call ain't doin exactly what he wants and is doing all that by hiself shit for our benefit! no sir. he just ain't keen on hangin around the likes of us annoying yappin all the damn time ijots! might as well keep track. be useful really. don't worry your head when i bust a notebook out the next time we're hangin out. he'll get around to talkin to her one day maybe. :stuburn: after he gets to doin some cowboyin stuff when call let's him. sometimes i think maybe you can't die as easily as you might like in this here town!
i feel like you covered 2 pretty darn well. i guess gus might has a gamblin problem and maybe he's in love with a whore too but in denial about it. not sure. i guess their waiting arounf for some cattle buyers to come arounf, but i think they ain't gonna come and their gonna haffa go rustle some up.
Chapter 3: the lorena or loretta chapter. she's pretty great. then he gave her the ol carrot! .. then, his was more of a radish.
thanks author guy!@# u've ruined radishes for me!@#@!
anyway, kind of funny how she just keeps accidentally becoming the best whore you could possible be! :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 30, 2023 18:30:08 GMT
it's pretty funny that we joked about this being a bean book and then it's like, :shocking: well, i didn't mean like this!@# holy hell!@# we'll have to rename it from horsebeans to beeanybean book of beanville!@# all beans all the time plus more beans! and a sprinkle of horse. barely! it is easy to blast through things when powered by beans! we aint lookn to waist no bullets nosir. *saw saw sawiddy see saw* hear, chomp own this stikk n shut ur gob u whiny so and so! smh buncha sissies round these hear parts i dare say. i'll call caul wadever i damn well please gol darnit! *starts reading horsebeans* all this bean readin's given me a hankerin for IRL beans! iykwim! HONEY! RUSTLE US UP SOME BEANS N GOAT RIGHT QUICK! *smacks her ass* i think i gotta side with caul on that one tbh. also seems there isn't much in the way of entertainment down there in ol lonesome dove, so tracking 10 minute pee times is practically a sport!@#$ caul ain't ready now quitcher pressurin him! he aint bout to git no 17 year old kid kilt no sir not again!@#$ only if you piss off a mexican with a bug in his ear! all true. tho gus seems to think if'n theres buyers out there they'll find us i ain't gettn up offa this hear porch ifn i dun has to nosir. ;nono; well fuck my ass and call me fuckass, now i'm behind. ;snooked; edit: ok leaded 3! teh whore chapter! i mean "sporting girl" mosby barely even used his radish that much! now, if you want to wet ur carrot, let's talk! OMFG UR SCAR AND HOW U NEVAR TALK HNGGGGGGGGGG also ur developed body and prettiness. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 1, 2023 0:19:52 GMT
all beans all the time plus more beans! and a sprinkle of horse. barely! yeah, i figure they're opening strong with beans, and then later it will be more heavily horse. exactly!@# if'n i'm a bit tuckered it's cuz i ain't had enuf beans! i reckon! we ain't gonna go killin ya just cuz ya couldn't remember to check ur pants for scorpions and centipedes. that's on you. well, that's right fine. yeah, i tell u what. she ain't been cookin up enough beans lately. imma haffa straighten that bitch out!@# that's a good point. gus also tried to pay loretta just to have a chat! that's how bored he is!
she's all, nah. pass!! and gus is, well, i shoulda known better than to try in pay for conversation. :B gotta side with call here too. right! tanglin with a mexican is probably the easiest way to be gettin urself killed, that's fur sure. :hyper: i'm a real positive influence in ur life. best lady sport EVAR!! :run: this here is a book for proper folks so you gotta use innuendo and stuff. i figure the scar is acting like the mole on cindy crawford. just the right amount of face pop that really gets ur carrot going! :funno:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 2, 2023 22:49:44 GMT
yeah, i figure they're opening strong with beans, and then later it will be more heavily horse. i think you spelled whores wrong! ;hyper; maybe the horses cum right after the whores! ;dunno; or maybe u need anuthr droppa coffee in ur brown sugar! I RECKON!@#$ god damn right, stumpy got what he deserved! if you don't start cookin me up more beans, i just may send you back to bein a sportin woman like before i found ya! ;pst; i think gus likes conversation TOO much. probably. or a comanche by the sounds of it. if you ken find one to tangle with that is! the lady sport where all the women lose and men everywhere win! ;hyper; *waves radish arounf seductively. iykwimaidyd. too innuendoey to understand really! omg ur scar sprung my carrot. ;drool; man, we need to get back to beans i think. Ch4: so gus goes to the dry bean. there's dish who drink dish water and there's the piano player with his horrible bowler hat and there's lippy who has a bottom lip that quivers in the wind and you can button right to his nose. they all seem pretty horrible tbh imo fwiw. gus loans dish 2 bucks to bang loretta. the lil rascal.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 5, 2023 7:14:28 GMT
i think you spelled whores wrong! ;hyper; maybe the horses cum right after the whores! ;dunno; i guess i did. :embarrassed: also, i suppose the horses will do that. but it'll be carrot talk or something. *they're feeding their horses and whores carrots* *we have no idea wtf is going on* :ballhands: where am i supposed to put my coffee??! everybody knows ya gotta check ur pants!@ even drunks know that much!@# exactly!@ tho i do hope she doesn't try'n kill me! i'm a bit concerned she would have more success than lorena and whatshisname. i reckon u is right!@
that's a new cowboy nothing response. yeah, haven't seen a manche in these parts fer a long time! this all sounds fine and good to me. :dunno: *gets out some dip* :dunno: come ooonnn beans!@#!@# a bit too many penis shaped root veggies going on the last few chapters@#!@ lit. there don't seem to be a lot of super great charactes here in lonesome dove. also, if dish can't be bothered to move a couple a pigs, then he can just bunk up with 'em!@# :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 6, 2023 19:38:23 GMT
i guess i did. :embarrassed: also, i suppose the horses will do that. but it'll be carrot talk or something. *they're feeding their horses and whores carrots* *we have no idea wtf is going on* :ballhands: somebody get them whores some beans! this booko ain't called whoresbeans fer nuthin! *spits* *eats a carrot* *licks a radish* one time i was clean passed out and i STILL checked my pants! THIS IS DESERT LIVIN 101 HERE!@#$ well if you cant get more beans you might as well be dead anyway!!@# well isn't that a fine how do you do! this needs to follow the way of marijuana laws imo fwiw! govt needs to stay out of consenting adults businesses!@#$$#@ oh man! a fine opportunity for my favorite radish dip! maybe we should make a pot roast. bye golly that theres sum wisdoms eye ken get mah good self behind. yessir. *eats a bean and waves a radish*
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 7, 2023 0:46:10 GMT
somebody get them whores some beans! this booko ain't called whoresbeans fer nuthin! *spits* *eats a carrot* *licks a radish* wait, i think you got a bit carried away with your radish lick there. when the risk for not doing it is having your leg either rot off or rot and get sawed off, well, i feel like that is good motivation!@#!@# good point. maybe i'll leave a note.
if ur reading this, i reckon the bitch has done killt me. i can't blame her much as i was a right scoundrel. besides the murder her only real crime was not makin enuf beans.
*the jury gasps
this is the worst howdoyado i've ever seen! absolutely. ain't none of ur mind what'n a couple o a-dults gown do in the night! :yes: exactly! an unfortunate rare time! as long as bolivar ain't in charge of it. that's about all a man can do. even if i don't see no radish.
next! chapter 5: i thought i typed up about 5 already. hmm. ur gonna be a bit behind i think cuz i think i dun listened to 2! wait, i guess not. it's all 5. ok ok. so gus wakes up and enjoys sunset and he don't sleep more n 5 hours cuz it's a waste of god damn time! i found myself chuckling at gus a few times this chapter. i like how he's always yelling when he talks. BOLIVAR I WISH U'D GO N DIE ALREADY!@# U ARE USELESS!@ anyway, ol call is gettin the gang together so they can go rustle up some cattle and drive 'em on north for a good deal o money since hangin around lonesome dove fixin up ol shitty barns isn't what call had in mind for the sweet life. a lot of pee stuff happening in this book. i would agree with gus, IT IS RUDE TO PEE WITHIN EARSHOT OF FELLAS EATIN!@#! WHAT WOULD UR MOMMA'S THINK!? pi: well shit, my mamma's daid! :dunno: oh yeah! and gus reads the bible. but not too much.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 7, 2023 12:41:28 GMT
wait, i think you got a bit carried away with your radish lick there. all those whoresbeans went straight to mah haid by golly! remember the rot! that is an old west saying that people would shout before all their in pants times. well, except ol stumpy. he could never remember the saying. *the defense attorney describes all the various ways you would bother her with your radish* *the jury gasps more* nor does it concern u what those a-dults may have paid to said a-dults for their nightly sport of choice!@@#$ *gets out radish dip* AWWW MAN THIS IS THE WORST SUPER BOWL PARTY EVAR!@# everyone either says that or thinks it. *dumps in some coffee grounds* ;dunno; BAH GOLLY IF A WOMAN EVAR STUMBLED INTO THIS HERE OUTFIT SHE'D POKE HER OWN EYES OUT!!@# just enough to get some ideas on how to speak all prophety like. apparently they have a black feller who is good at fetchin the water. BOLIVAR! UR SUCH A BAD SHOT U COULDN'T HIT A BUFFALO IF IT SWALLERED YA! and the black feller is riding up with PETE CAHOOTS! i don't recall the name, but its someone they know. these eggs are harder than bricks!@# WELL BOLEEVAR MUSTA SPILT HARD COFFEE IN EM! i uh, i find my brain thinking in gusvoice sometimes. not sure this whole 35 hrs of dove is gonna be great for me.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 8, 2023 10:31:53 GMT
all those whoresbeans went straight to mah haid by golly! well, i guess that does make sense. it's confusing speshully cuz ur brain thinks as gus now. there's something i'm forgetting here!@ *smacks head* suhem ma daddy done tol me maybe. well. i dun know. *puts on pants full of centipedes* she told me she liked radishes!@#!@ i shout that from my grave. well of course not! one night it might be badminton. the next lady sportin. u never know! wtf!@#?? if he sticks his radish in there while we're all right here, well! this will be the LAST super bowl party of his i come to!@ :stuburn: unless i'm not invited to any others anyway@! i guess that's his signature move! ain't that the truth!@ jake: do ya'll even bathe anymore?!@# WELL!@# AIN'T NOBODY CARE ABOUT BEIN SO FANCY SINCE U DONE LEFT!@# that's right. he fancies his sef a prophet himself! jake spoon or jack spoon. he's newt's pappy! probably. :hyper: i completely disagree!@
chapter 6 so this was all about spoony and where he was at. killing the mayor dentist and stuff. and how he's newt's pappy. or someone is. apparently maggie wasn't too discerning. the PT of ol lonesome dove, till she bit it. i guess the've been here for 10 years!@#! and finally just now lookin to mosey on outta here. dish: now wait just a darn minute. i'm a god damn cowboy not a whole digger!@ call: i ain't payin him 3 days wage to sit around and play cards with your dumb ass gus!@# :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 9, 2023 18:03:55 GMT
well, i guess that does make sense. it's confusing speshully cuz ur brain thinks as gus now. I TELL U WUT IF MAH BRAIN COULD THINK STRAIT I RECKON I'D SHOOT U FASTER'N A GRASSHOPPER ON A COW'S ASS!!@# i'm picturing his legs barely even fitting through as he tamps down bajillions of em. she loved all my radish stuff! she's a lyin' whore! i guess ur a talkative dead guy. maybe parchesi! YOU DON'T KNOW!!! personally i think they should just join in! let's make this a radish dipping free for all!@# dipping. double dipping! who KNOWS how many radish dips!@# whoo!@# i mean, that's what the party thrower thinks. obvs. not me. ;floet; OOOHH LOOKIT MISTER FANCY PANTS OVUR THARE! WELL LA DEE FRIGGIN DA! maybe! who's to say really. jake: how's newts momma? ehh... like, she died purt much as soon as u made it over that there hill yonder! yessir. jake: so... not that good then. :B BY GOD A GUS YOU MAKEOVER IS ABOUT THE BEST THING I CAN THINK OF! A HUGE U UPGRADE IMO! you, as i morph into gus. *i pull out a notebook whenever anyone pees* not sure they ARE looking to mosey out of there. gus ain't anyways. them injuns up north might want his hair! *goes and digs a hole bigtime up and down* jake: wtf is wrong with this towel! HAY NOW UR RELAX JAKE! BOWLEEVAR JUS CLEANS HIS COLT ON THAT THAR TOWL. ALOT WORSE THINGS HE CLD BE WIPIN ON THAT THERE TOWL SO DON'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH!!!@#$ JAKE U PERT NEAR RODE THAT MARE DOWN TO THE BONE!!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 11, 2023 15:14:26 GMT
I TELL U WUT IF MAH BRAIN COULD THINK STRAIT I RECKON I'D SHOOT U FASTER'N A GRASSHOPPER ON A COW'S ASS!!@# that's fast!@ man! i would think he was squishin 'em so much they couldn't even bite him! but, i ges not! damn straight!@# maybe i made a living will! :usehaid: so that's what's shouting. exactly! and more importantly, you don't care!@# kind of a if you can't beat 'em join 'em kinda situation only with a lot of radish dipping action so it's not so bad! :lear: so ya'll been daddyin up dah boy then?! well i'll be a burnt bean!@# yes! other than your pee notebook this all sounds super great to me! you bald assholes may not care about all the scalping!@ but i don't care for it!@# gus i guess. i better get some lorena action out of this!@#!@# :cussing: that mare riding was a sign of how he mussa dun somem!! so i think i listened to another one. chapter 7:
let's see. where did we leave off? oh! i think this one gus was asking spoony about their ol lady they used to both date or something and now she's married to some dumb guy up north. and spoon thought it was pretty ntg of gus to bring her up but told him about her anyway. and they had some dronx time with gus's jug. and spoon took a nap and then gus and call had a chat about rusting up some cattle to drive north or whatever.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 14, 2023 15:10:58 GMT
man! i would think he was squishin 'em so much they couldn't even bite him! but, i ges not! tryin to squish a whole pantsload of centipedes is tougher'n clearing out a pack a whores from church! at ur lawyers office: ok now write "don't let that lyin whore fool any of yall about how much she loved all the stuff i done with muh radish over the years!" *attorney glances at ur wife who is there helping you get the living will put together* OH WE CAN BEAT EM DONTCHU WORRY ABOUT THAT MISTER! ;snicker; maybe someone says that at this radish free for all party. a burnt bean at the dry bean! ok catch yalls later then. WELL! I RECKON YOU MIGHT RETHINK THIS NOTION IN THE FUTURE WHEN I'M SHOUTING EVERYTHING AT UR FACE IN PERSON ALL WESTERN STYLE LIKE YESSIR! reasonable position to take really. also they're def heading north bigtime up and down. or, just up i guess. *he doesn't* *she's gonna lurve jake now* Clara! she done married a big dumb horse trader! but now he can stop by and see her on his way to montana! and he's gonna make sure he's invited to dinner, not like stupid jake. gus and call talking about heading north. call: I'd like to see the herd you and Jake could rustle up there. a herd'a whores maybe! gus: hmmm that's not a bad idea tbh. ;pipe;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 15, 2023 12:31:44 GMT
tryin to squish a whole pantsload of centipedes is tougher'n clearing out a pack a whores from church! i supposen that's true. and he weren't even tryin! he was just puttin on pants! maybe we should record this so it could just be played back in my actual voice. maybe you could stick the tape player in a dummy version of myself@! :hyper: man. this great! i shoulda done this years ago!@# *slaps wife's ass* this is A DIPPING ONLY RADISH PARTY!@#!@#@! :screamears: he DID go to the dry bean after that!@# and got hisself some nice loretta action! well sir, i'm rethinking it right now!@# right now i'm rethinking!@# right. gus may not be happy about it now. but i think he'll come around. spoiler: :yes: *swoons and drinks his whiskey* make sense in a gus sorta way. why!@ that there is the best herd i have ever heard of!@ chapter 8: that was a LOT of talk about a sign! but surprisingly pretty good. i got some chuckles. i could go for shootin at some educated folks! and now they got some fellas who want to buy some horses! i can't help but think, eh, i'm pretty sure they dun has 40 horses! which i think maybe newt thought that but kep it to hisself. better go talk to the captain! well if i saw a captain i wouldn't be here talkin to the likes of you!@#!@#
oh and then dish is like, welp! i gots to shoot him!@ NO CHOICE!@# I DON'T SEE ANY WAY OUT OF IT!@
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 16, 2023 18:47:44 GMT
i supposen that's true. and he weren't even tryin! he was just puttin on pants! ugh umph errgh GOD DAMMIT MUH PANTS IS A LOT TIGHTER'N I REMEMBER!@# ok so lemme ax u this, fancy lawyer. ken u get a hologram or some other type of representation of my radish to dance arounf whilst we play this aforementioned recordin? WHOOOOOO!! ! aw sheeit we done been beaten em this whole time! ah ken hear that there cornhusk bed cracklin from here!!@# THATS THE SMARTEST THANG I DUN HEARD U SAY IN A GOOD SIGHT! *insert latin motto here* spoiler indeed! *cornhuskmattresstowbigtime* yeah not sure about pining away for some married chick with 3 dumb kids and a dumb fat husband! ;headscratch; i heard whoreherds are the best herds to herd! and horde! literally my notes: "a lot of words about a sign. Like, a lot. With zero bean words." but sure, for words about a horrible sign they weren't too bad! they 100% definitely do NOT have 40 horses! they're just lucky they didn't want to rent pigs! i guess. also it doesn't really seem like they have much of anything! if they want cattle, they just go down to mexico and find some! i did NOT know that was how it worked back then! :B well! he thought that ugly SOB was towning Lorena! WHAT ELSE CAN I DO!@#$ HIS FACE IS ALL POCKY!@#$ ;SNOOKED;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 20, 2023 12:52:31 GMT
ugh umph errgh GOD DAMMIT MUH PANTS IS A LOT TIGHTER'N I REMEMBER!@# i supposen they is!
also, ugh umph errgh reminded me of this horrible meme!@
lawyer *mumbling to self* well, i guess the hologram machine wouldn't have to be too big...
HONEY!@# I THINK THAT'S A YES!@#!@ *ass slap*
*loud gus voice* well! i reckon u won't be invited to any more of these sweet dippin parties!@#!@# BUT IF I HAVE A RETARDED WHACKIN PARTY U'LL BE THE FIRST TA HEAR!@~ :vernoog: WHY WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY EDUCATED FOWKS AROUND HERE SINCE BOLIVAR DUN SHOT DOC!@# have to admit that doesn't sound like the most comfortable matress. tbh. fwiw. he figures he's a hell of a better catch than that dumb guy. he wants to rub it in her face. and chat loudly. can't argue with that!@ i think that's a latin phrase. i wouldn't think you could have that many. but i do now. now i think it. i can't buleev i have to wait till tomorrow to get horses from this sorry excuse for a horse ranch!@#@!# :screamears: their customers.
how many does you have now? gus: i reckon you could have 3!
can't have some pocky stranger towning the woman of my dreams!@# ffs!@#
chapter 9: so the sign reader guy and pocky go talk to gus a bunch, and then the captain joins 'em. and call is all, we'll have a hundred horses tomorrow morning.
gus later: a hundred? we can catch 10, so where we getting the other 90?!
i guess they're gonna steal 'em from some mexicans who stole 'em from some texans or some crap. and newt got a gun and he loves it bigtime. and i guess he can shoot better than jake. tho that ain't sayin much now is it?
i still get chuckles. but i'm listening in bed and i don't really have any way of taking notes so i just have to type off the cuff later. i remember chuckling a few times. but golly i don't remember no specific lines! just that they was funny and probably from gus.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 21, 2023 4:21:52 GMT
i supposen they is! also, ugh umph errgh reminded me of this horrible meme!@ alternate reasons for pants tightness i guess! I THANK THEY HAS ONE SCHEDULED DOWN AT THE DRAH BEAN NEXT MONTH!@# real soothing on them scorching hot texas days. mostly that second thing you said there i think. vis a whorum cantorum morum this is on of them books! where theres a bunch of words you wouldn't think could be strung into a book. but here we are! THE STABLE PARTS OPEN WE KEN STABLE ANYTHING U DARN WELL WANT! its just the other part that's closed. you know, the one u need. hey anybody seen a whore arounf? dish was tryin to see how fast he could down two bottles of whisky! i was gonna get him a funnel, i think that might have made it faster. maybe. but not by much! hmmm that's not the right wording but u knows what i means. dish is sounding all boggy again!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 21, 2023 13:39:10 GMT
alternate reasons for pants tightness i guess! surprisingly, a bit better! also, that seems pretty ok actually. i thought it would be way worse! but will they have dip!@# i didn't think about the sooth. that's what it seems like, most of the time. u surprise me with ur edgumakation! i guess so. we are here! midst of a book listen that has a LOT of words strung together. maybe it's a sheer quantity thing. like some of our words. we've hit some strange one. but with that kinda quantity, it's bound to happen!@# u shur u dun wanna stable nuthin?! we'd be totally obliged! yes sir! *falls down a few times* i'm fine!@#!@ call: was really hoping for a not drunk team. tbh.
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