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Post by ditkanate on Sept 15, 2023 13:25:33 GMT
right! i would think as a beautiful lady, she would have maybe had more luck. but instead her beauty didn't really help her at all. it might have made it worse. i think the lady who towned roscoe may have won that award. :dunno: she seemed pretty ok with her fate! i mean, would she like a more than no-timer around for a quick ridepoke now and again? sure. but other than that she was fine! mmm... *eats cornbread contentedly* *buries another husband* that actually seems about right to me, yeah. or else gus works there as a greeter! ;dunno; good point! he's actually a pretty good guy! mostly just kills and pillages! rapes only when in a bind!! yes! *waves scalp around and dances merrily* also remind me not to move anywhere near tampa! hell i don't really even like good games!!@#@# what you mean that dumb whiny pussy thing we bought? oh what like you want me to feed it and bathe it and not kick it? IT'S A PUSSY I AIN'T ABOUT TO TAKE NO DURN CARE OF IT!@#$ *townytown* *kick beat spit* seems like they all forgot how much JAKE sucked while he was gone also! OH YEA! HE'S A REAL PIECE O SHIT! I DURN FERGOT! in mah memories he was just kind of a lazy rascal! never seen LITEnin like THAT bufore! i'm glad we still have PI around for a taste of the Roscoe type voice. AWW MAN MUH LITENIN CURED DREEMZ IS BACK NOW! a good question! probably gooey was worse. lightning sucks but is quicker. *curls into crispy ball* *my dicknballs is fried crisp but at least i'm not eating them* AT LEAST HE'S ALL ONE COLOR!@#$$#@ ch 63: reunited with gusI NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D WORK NAKED!! bill spettle was the crispy boy. gus said his name so i noted it! all the men perk up now that lori is near. ;drool; so do we think Call actually gonna go hunt down gooeyboy? *licks molasseshail*
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 21, 2023 12:48:55 GMT
she seemed pretty ok with her fate! i mean, would she like a more than no-timer around for a quick ridepoke now and again? sure. but other than that she was fine! mmm... *eats cornbread contentedly* *buries another husband* exactly. i'm pretty self sufficient on just about any ol man. and i always gots mah cornbread. *bury* same here bro.
god: what?! no! THAT'S SATAN! NOT ME!@ :floet:
*there's god face marks all over the window* best bonestore greeter i ever did hear of!! he's just a tortured ol indian warrior! he's no bill cosby!!! :stuburn; that seems like good advice all arounf! we've got enough tamping problems with TV and disney!! no need to move to the epicenter! i think Disney Epicenter is one of their biggest attractions! oh!! i guess that makes sense why you signed up for the opposite! :pipe: didn't realize how much u was usin ur haid. you really have the inner mind of a 1800's bandit down! right! well, he didn't hall whores arounf every where he went back in the day! JFC!! yeah, the PI character is more important than EVAR! along with jasper maybe. well, that was bound to happen soon. tho, i imagine if you were, they'd be tastier. :B nothin i care for less than a god damn two color cowboy!! no sir! i think... hell. i don't know. i imagine a whole bunch a bad stuff is gonna happen and then maybe call will be all, well, i might as well hunt down ol gooey! :dunno:
lori doesn't care for that i imagine. all teh looging. she's happy about hasing a tent tho.
i thought ol po was going to do something more interesting with the hail than molasses dipping. but it was unexpected!
Ch. 64 what's ol jakey boy been up to! so yeah. we get to hear all about jake and his gambling success and how he's spending all his winnings on some big tall kinda ntg whore. but at least since she was so ntg it didn't make him think about lori. IT'S HER DURN FULT! SO DAM STUBURN!! :stuburn:
so jake's a bit worried about july, tho he has no idea how little he should be, and heads north with some reall horrible bandits who like to spit on the floor whenever possible. i imagine they'll run into either call n crew, gooey, or that pigglywiggly guy, or some combination there of.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 26, 2023 17:01:55 GMT
exactly. i'm pretty self sufficient on just about any ol man. and i always gots mah cornbread. *bury* a simple life of cornbread and towning and burying whatever men happen to pass by. god dammit those are CLEARLY your godface prints!! god: where? ;floet; ALL OVER!@# JFC DID YOU LICK THE WINDOW!@$#$#@ WELCOME TO THE BISON BONSTORE OF THE WESTERN PLAINS! YOU MAY THINK U DON'T NEED ANY BONES OR BONEMEAL OR ANY OTHER BONEPRODUCTS BUT YOU'D BE SORELY MISINFORMED TO THINK SUCH A WAY. I'D HATE FER YOU TO GET ALL THE WAY OUT ON THE DURN PRAIRIE ONLY TO FIND YOU WERE MISSING OUT BIGTIME ON YOUR BONE NEEDS. BEST NOT TO LIVE WITH REGRET! man, i hope he gets paid on commission! he's deft at killing and pillaging but he isn't a deft raping monster!@#$$@# UR RIGHT! and its known for the big silver ball they want to tamp down ur face and throat!@#@$##$ ehh... *towns pussywife and kicks her a bit* SORRY HONEY THIS BOOK REALLY GOT IN MUH HAID!!@# true! and the folks he was accidentally shooting back then were the enemy! not doctors and normal townsfolk!! no love for sean's heavenly sad irish crooning? smh. i am laughing now but i wish i wasn't! this i think we both agree on! i mean, i don't think we're done with gooey. molasses dipping is his signature move!! sally the ntg whore was pretty ntg!!! IF U CAIN'T SQUIRT UR SQUIRT IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS U NEED A DOCTOR NOT A WHORE!@#$ GO ON GIT! DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO SPIT!@#$$@# *sally gets herself and a deputy shotted whilst trying to whore her way outta prison* damn, never even got to try an injuntown! too bad she couldn't have traded places with lori! she'd a been hootn and hollerin up a godo time! also dun forget about FROGLIP! ;HYPER;; ch 65: july is depressedJuly wants to kill himself but keeps going so he can tell elwhorea that her kid is dead. thinking about killing himself really helps him feel better. *shoots his horse* Heading for dodge city. if he runs into jake, i think he's gonna be none too plussed with him and might just shoot a man for the first time in his life!!@!#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 1, 2023 6:57:46 GMT
a simple life of cornbread and towning and burying whatever men happen to pass by. she definitely did better for herself than ol july! that could have been anyone! :stuburn: god i know i want to buy some bone products STAT!@! i'm not even heading into the plains! exactly. did he ever town lori even once? he towned her brains a bit. disney. where people line up for their tampings. *puts on mickey mouse ears* she's angered. but also a bit :eyeflash: i think as an accidental shooter of people. you're not bound for great things. in general. :B no no. that's good. just not as good as sausage and cheese. :embarrased: :wub: i guess that's how disturbing stuff is sometimes. that would be strange if we just never hear from him again. he just vanished into the sunset. i guess i forgot that. :B i mean, she's got a good point. tbh. there's a lot of people with lip problems apparently! and yeah, it's a shame ol sally didn't have a chance to run into ol gooey before her prison whoring death times. ah well. it wasn't meant to be. a lot of people missed out on a lot of stuff back then i reckon. well, out of any people who could be depressed, july seems like he's got good reason! it's always nice to know you could handily kill urself if you wanted.
also, i think ur right about ol jake running into! july might just quickly think all his woes are jake's fault.
his uncle kilt hisself the painful way. drinking lye. definitely a rough choice.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 6, 2023 21:52:57 GMT
she definitely did better for herself than ol july! no townings, not sure if he got any cornbread. he got insulted a lot! oh we'll find out, how about that! i'll test that windowspit for your dna! god: HA THE JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE DNA!@#$@# i live right midst o' plains! I NEED TO LOCATE THE NEAREST BONESTORE STAT!@#$#@ i don't think he did! maybe before the booko is over. i mean, he's still out there so maybe. just doesn't seem like what he's about. get ready kids! i sprang for the supertamp pass!! ah ben wait'n muh hole durn lahf fer u tuh act like a real man! i reckon its bout time! *makes cornbread* well.. but hear me out. what if i'm also a bad degenerate gambler? what about then? *looks down at dead scalped dicknballs in mouth guy* smh damn. didn't even get crispied first. *makes the hail mary sign or whatever* WELL!@# I'D SAY I NEED A BETTER WHORE NOT A DOCTOR!@#$ ;STUBURN;;; this is true. missed out on a lot and got included in a few things they're have rather missed!!@# everyone's woes are all jake's fault! ;pea; Ch 66: elmira and luke get friskyu meen he wants to marry u? i dont like u to do that smash smash smash *sews ear back on badly* :/ y did they shoot the turkey? its all tore up. i thought chicks dug it when you suck ur fingers? [/quote][/quote]
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 10, 2023 12:14:32 GMT
no townings, not sure if he got any cornbread. he got insulted a lot! with all that buttermilk, cornbread would have been perfect! was that what he drank that elmira didn't like? that joke sucks! and so do you! man, this person is pretty surly with god! seems net too bright. :dunno; i'd be interested to know where you ended up. nope, i guess not. i was wondering if he shot teh turkey. tho that doesn't seem like his mo either. but maybe he's fucking with them. :dunno:
or maybe it was jake and his new crew of shitty bandits!
YAY DADDY!@ *they open up wide, grab their tampers, and head on in* *proud* bah golly! i shud a dun this sooner! *spits on floor* *drinks buttermilk* redeemed. right! that's exactly the right correct response! i'm glad i'll know what to do if i ever run into that now. their ain't no better whores u dumn ninny!! maybe sally says that. if she weren't daid. i got to do all the wrong stuff!@ *ack* olden times huh. yeah. they kinda are. imma kill him one day. i mean, they might. elmira's a bit of an oddball! she doesn't even drink buttermilk!
so who shot the turkey? is that a bob marley song?
i can't buleev ol steve or whoever didn't even get one town in on lori before getting his head smashed in and ear ripped off and stuff. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 18, 2023 3:01:12 GMT
with all that buttermilk, cornbread would have been perfect! was that what he drank that elmira didn't like? of course that's what it was, are you dense or sumn? sheeeit. *god sends some demon in to town him while god watches and licks the window* sir this is a wendys no idea! might be a while before we get back to elmira and bumblefuck or whatever his name is to find out! moments like that make the whole thing worth it, ya know? *she is disgusted and hops on the next whiskey boat outta town* that would have been so embarrassing if we'd run into it before now! ;whew; that does sound like sally! yes! that sounds right! you know, that's true! no wonder luke is so confused by her! dammit that shouldn't make me chuckle! *pea* *applerub* OW WATCHIT UR GONNA RUB MY POORLY SEWED EAR BACK OFF!@#$@#$ Ch 67: ehh.. fun on the trail?can you tell something about a person by looking at his spit? - pi Campo: yes. No more wives for you WELL THAT'S DISAPPOINTING! Lori doesn't want any pokes ever but is worried if Gus doesn't want a poke that he won't take care of her eventually. Or something. or maybe its more existential than that, like, if gus doesn't want a poke WHAT EVEN AM I?? But Gus reads her right as usual. Then there's a grasshopper storm which seems pretty greta. po campo: ;drool;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 4, 2023 2:55:22 GMT
of course that's what it was, are you dense or sumn? sheeeit. u know i is! 🙄 OMG! that is so fucking god!! such a douche bag! *is now on the smiting list* someone: it was like he WANTED to be demon smite towned!
OBVIOSLY~!@# DON'T FUCKING PATRONIZE ME!@# :twak: now hand over them bones! yeah, this seems like an author that likes to tie things up nicely, so i feel like we're gonna find out about that turkey at some point. unless it's real subtle and we don't notice. but hopefully ONE of us will. 2 dense people make for 1 less dense one i think. this does sound right. tho i do often have trouble understanding parenthood. having never done that. :B i didn't realize there were so many whiskey boats back then. or any, really! :B so true! i can't believe how lucky we have been. i often think how i don't have that much luck but then we go and prove how wrong i am! even in death she's still ol sally. she still wishes she could town an indian. her chances are even lower now i think. unless there is all kinds of ghost towning going on. then i think she's actually increased it. also, *is super dumb* *don't know shit about women except they're only good for one thing* also, she hopped onto a whiskey boat voluntarily! luke can only assume she wants a good pounding! :usehaid: sorry godo brother. i didn't mean to get you aggravated! oh man, he can't even get properly applerubbed anymore and enjoy it. poor fella. maybe you'd prefer a good ol attacktownhug? :town: eh, obviously! person who always says dumb things but is funny cuz of how dumb you are! i just did it 5 seconds ago! maybe you remember! maybe what campo was thinking but just said yes, which is funnier. god damn it! but also i feel like he's thinking, i fucking knew it! :pea: that's true. it's probably a little of both. i don't think gus would like it if he gave her a poke and tears starting rolling down her face and stuff. or she might switch back into no talking mode for a while. which many people might like, but certainly not gus. well! we ain't gonna starve for a good long time now! whooo!!
Ch. 68: jake regrets and kills again :B
these sugses are pretty great! *harasses so poor folk for no reason other than their just assholes angry at the world for existing and not being better*
then jake sees a pretty 15 year old girl and chats her up but turns out she's married to some horrible fuck of course. and this fuck is pretty sure anyone who talks to his pretty wife, who i'm sure he married somehow without her consent, is gonna steal her and fuck her BIGTIME! and then he whacks someone who he woulda been better off not whacking!
so now jake is stuck and he's even more of an outlaw than he would care to be!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 10, 2023 19:43:12 GMT
purt near evrybody round these hear parts is, the way i reckon. god probably wants that! but since he's god everyone's too scared to town the bejesus out of him! *i guess they hand me the buffalo bone #1 meal* i googled the opposite of dense, thinking maybe it's like to negatives make a positive situation, but there isn't a real good one that fits. we are two dense bros who make one, ehhh.... sparse person. uncompressed? anyway here is us, listening to this book and never noticing any author tying up things: surprised they didn't just float the barrels down the stream tbh! had to call in research to see what we were lucky about! then i doth did chuckle upon thine good self i did! we are ntg! if ghost townings are a thing you know sally is right there in the middle of it yes sir!@#$@#$@ now i'm picturing a ghostindian towning ghostsally while she yells at him to make indian whooping warrior type noises while he does it. good for her, tbh. and i only gots to do that one thing once!@# *is a dumb ghost who doesn't know shit about ghostwomen* she either wants a pounding or to be daid! no other reason to be out there on the prairie!@# sure! you mean from elmira right? ;hyper; is that pi's indian name? ;hyper;; he had a sliver of a wife hopedream, but not any more. ;applerub;; CERTAINLY not gus that is for dern sure! WHY I'D RATHER NEVER POKE YOU AGAIN LORI, IF IT MEANS U AINT GONNA TALK! NOTHIN IS WORTH THAT! *towns their sod home with their dairy cows* SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR BEING POOR! AND SUCKING! ;stuburn;; i guess that's froglip if he ever spoke. GAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I'M AN OUTLAW!@#$$@# jake. also i think that horrible old husband guy is right about people's intentions speaking to his lovely bride! but he definitely whacked the wrong person with his rifle. ripip. there was a part where he's daydreaming of finding the hat creek outfit and rejoining them and he thinks "i'd even cowboy some if i had to!" lol, he's pretty greta.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 11, 2023 3:02:19 GMT
yeah, i imagine he dresses up as other people to get his fix. man. ur good at this! oh man! that is sooo our boog club i can't hardly buleev it!! i can see why we are attracting all these sweet other users to our forum. :usehaid: like logs! WHISKY LOGS! COMIN THRU!! i guess the whiskey people shout that. when their not raping and stuff. or maybe at the same time too. :dunno: i also had to call up research. which i've done like 3 times now on this. :B we are quite lucky, but indeed not great. it's surprising to me that we could be so not great but still lucky. a strange world i suppose. if they're not going to make sweet indian noises while they do it. i'm not sure what the point even is! really. *makes indian noises in hopes that that works* really have to side with luke on this one. tbh. it's quite surprising that she isn't dead already. or in the same state as lori. tho ol elvira would be lovin it and shouting for them to make indian noises and stuff. *she attacktownhugs his ear off* OH FFS! GET THE SEWING KIT!! i believe so, yes. i guess i'll just hang out here and play cards with kinda townruined lori. at least i don't have to hang out with those useless for a conversation cowboys! i would imagine at gus's age he isn't super concerned about pokes. like he'll take one if it's handy. but it ain't a HUGE deal if not. :dunno: THINK ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME YOU CONSIDER NOT HAVING STEF TO STEAL! :stuburn: something he could yell, if he yelled, which he doesn't. i mean, not well, but i'd do it! GAH! man these sugses and froglip and whoever sure suck! :snooked: ch. 69 :leer:
first off, dodge city sounds pretty great! almost every woman in it seemed to be a whore. :hyper:
anyway july is pretty depressed still and gets super drunk and throws up a ton and talks to elmira's friend. almost got himself a poke but he drunk a bit much. anyway, then he rides off still on the hunt for his wife that he knows dun want him no more but he still feels compelled to find her.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 15, 2023 18:22:34 GMT
yeah, i imagine he dresses up as other people to get his fix. altar boys: ordering and enjoying buffalo bone meals? why thank you kindly! *tips hat* *the new users try to help us market our products and set up online shops and sites and things* *we quickly ban them and delete their posts* it is like whisky logs comin thru is both a euphemism and a literalism AT THE SAME TIME!@#$@#$ it just goes to show that life outcomes are totally random and have very very little, if any, ties to life performance!@#$ *the indian just kinda grunts a bit like any other dude* *sally is sorely disappointed* WHY HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY'N SCALP ME OR NUTHIN! surprisingly, IT MIGHT!!@# boy, this dude has really experienced a reversal of fortune! lori ain't much for conversation either, but she aint as hard on the eyes as PI, lippy and the boys! i mean of course i dern will TAKE a poke, if yer dolin em out. but i aint gonna make a fuss fer one. yes! think about that!@# not sure the hat creek outfit would take to kindly to taking him back at this point tho tbh imo! nice! fairly pleasant whores too, from the sounds of it! july is pretty ntg and stupid. i will say i kinda enjoyed drunk july a lot more than regular july! also he sent a pretty swoot letter back to peach. dear peach, everyone is daid and elmira's a whore. kbye. ch 70: mouse ack and lori wubmouse gets gored and newt cries. but feels a lot better after he has breakfast with gus and gets to see lori smile at him. lori has decided she wants to marry gus. she is gonna have to make a move before they get to his other lady in nebraska tho.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 4, 2023 13:28:32 GMT
altar boys: fuck, i was fucked by god himself dressed up as a priest?!@ you'd think that makes it better, but somehow it doesn't. the alter boy yeah. i wouldn't have thought you took to it so well. but you do surprise sometimes. well, that's not WHAT THIS PLACE is for! maybe other stuff we've done. but not this! these whiskey boat guys are GOOD!!! :shocked: how true that is! we're all just floating down the river of life in tubes! bouncin off rocks and drinkin beers. others are being smashed by the rocks and never get beer and are frequently dragged ashore and raped. :dunno: sorry folks! we didn't make the river! why! i'm not even sure that was an indian! maybe it's just some ghost who stole some indian headress or some crap! :pea; FINALLY!@#@! jelmira or whoever was it jane? no that was the girl i guess. i mean, his fortune wasn't THAT good before. i guess he thought it was when he was riding along with townmealready elmira! but then she didn't seem to want the towning she obviously got on the boat to sign up for! i understand his confusion on the mixed signals! nope. newt says she's sill lookin might fine. I WATCHED HER DRINK COFFEE AND GUSS TALKED!
apparently lori plans on gettin gus to marry her. and she's plannin on usin a poke to help convince him! a fine strategy if i ever heard one! no sir. call is all, deets you say the word if you catch another sign of that scoundrel. hopefully he's jes headin to dodge city. call did NOT seem to like the idea of jake hanging about. the best kind i ghink. pretty accurate letter. also, it's all ur fault you damn bitch! i mentioned some o dis above. but yeah. everyone at camp is jealous of newt cuz he just got to look at lori. :B call talked to deets about stuff and there was forshadowing of call going after gooeyduck.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 9, 2023 16:03:48 GMT
fuck, i was fucked by god himself dressed up as a priest?!@ you'd think that makes it better, but somehow it doesn't. the alter boy boommmm crashhh *YOUUU SHOULD FEEEL PRIVELEGEDDDDD* *ANDDD SORRRRE* BOOOOMMM!@#$ i guess god replied. YEAH! GO ON, GIT! GIT OUTTA HEAR YA LILLY LIVERED GOOD FER NUTHIN MARKETING GURUS!@#$ AND DON'T COME BACK!@$#@#$ WE'RE TRAPPED TUBE PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU! *watch passively as most of the other rivergoers are maimed and raped and gored and brutally killed* *sips IPA* THAT'S OFFENSIVE, NOT EVEN GHOSTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT!@#$@#$ sally likes the injuns. elmira likes the whisky boaters, and jane likes throwing rocks and people! she's obviously sending out HUGE rape me to poundtownville vibes right and left!@#$ sheesh!@# wtf lady!!@@#@ ;drool; of course its a fine strategy! it is the strategy women have been using since the dawn of time and have honed to perfection!@#$@#$@#$ jake WISHES he was headin to dodge city! ;applerub; i mean... that's true! well 99.9% of the time all they look at is horses and cows and lippy and PI and crap!@#$@#$ ;yuck; ch 71: jake n' the gangJake has a lucky feeling, but it doesn't last very long. Dan Suggs sees willbarger go by with some horses and decides to go steal em instead of heading for Dodge. jake: now froglip is groinshot and dan is pissed. he's feelin bloody today! these damn sod busters. i hate their guts! and livers! *hangs already shot men* *burns them up* jake: *keeps riding along*
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 13, 2023 13:14:30 GMT
boommmm crashhh *YOUUU SHOULD FEEEL PRIVELEGEDDDDD* *ANDDD SORRRRE* BOOOOMMM!@#$ i guess god replied. wasn't really looking for a reply, god! :jerk_it:
this quire boy is just reckless!
exactly! also, i'm pretty sure random forearm spam marketing isn't really the best there is. i mean, is the marketing we're signing up for better than this stuff you just posted here? cuz, eh, that seems pretty ineffective. really. well! we ain't the law!! we're just IPA tube people! that's not OUR fault! :stuburn: *sip*
also, if we made some mistake, maybe making some feeble useless help attempt, and then likely just end up joining the maimed and raped people, well, i don't see how that would help anybody! i imagine ghosts are pretty apathetic when it comes to societal rules! :dunno: man, you really got these characters down! ur brain work good! i'm more like PI! exactly! the main vibe was getting on a whiskey boat. i guess she hasn't done that much vibing since then. but these old timy whiskey boat fellers aren't that bright! specially when it comes to lady folk. well, they weren't give much other tools. other than boobs and stuff. he sure does. now that froglip is shot maybe he can race off and the suggses won't be able to just shoot him down immediately. :dunno: jake's a bit of a coward tho i think. i mean, mostly lazy. but he's closer to the coward side than brave i think. july and roscoe would have sat tight, whittled, and put drunks in the jail and stuff if it weren't fer her! and on this trip they looked at snakes killing kids and everything getting covered with locusts and stuff too! by golly, the sun is out and things are looking up. we'll be in dodge city in no time and i can ditch these horrible dudes and get meself a fine sally type indian loving whore. it's gonna be gre... oh for fuck sake! man these suggses are terrible! holy crap. dan: WE'RE USELESS WITHOUT FROGLIP! WE CAN'T TRACK NOTHIN NOW!
*angrily does more dumb things*
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 15, 2023 3:46:37 GMT
wasn't really looking for a reply, god! :jerk_it: this quire boy is just reckless!
he'll inQUIRE why his ass is so sore in a minute!@@#$@#$@#$ it may not be the best there is, but it is what we have! tho it sounds like you're saying we're maybe signing up for something. and apparently i'm also posting marketing stuff. huh, i dunno maybe we're covered on the marketing front! *we tip our cap to an unfortunate maimed rivergoer* *our ipa's are slapped out of our hands as our rapings begin* well ur imagination is racist as hell!@#$@#$ ;stuburn; *drools* HA HA GUS TAWK GUDE! *clap clap* that much hasn't really changed over the years! *women send out secret townme vibes* men: :B ;dunno; ;headscratch; they use the tools they were given! and they use them well! yeah, he's really hoping to sneaky sneak away. but, me is thinking that just ain't in the cards for ol' jakey boy. ;applerub; drink some buttermilk. not town elmira. HE HAD A GOOD THING GOING! ehh.. and buffalo bones. and crispy lightning charred cowboys. all kinds of good stuff. and by fucks sake you mean instead of sweet gambling and towning times, we are gonna kill and burn a few peeps and not do those other things. YEAH WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T JUMP A CAMP OF COWBOYS IN THE PITCH BLACK YOU STUPIF MF'ERS!@#$@#$ GAH!@#$ ch 72: willbarger ackthe hat creeks find willbarger's horse with blood on it and deetz tracks him down. gus, call n' ehhh the boy. NEWT! gus, call and newt go chat him up while he dies. which he had going for him. which was nice. i gotta say, another bravo to the reader here doing willbarger's dying ack voice. ;toast; willbarger gives gus the tent. and now call n' gus are going after the murderin' horse thieves. which willbarger knows who it was! so... ehh... uh oh. *newt gets weird about all the bleeding and dying* gus: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT EVERYTHING IS BONES BASICALLY!@# WE'RE STANDING ON MILES OF BONES!@#$@#$ newt: sweet! Ch 73: dish pines and wubsPo Campo finds onions. lori: i wish you'd find gus. no this is good. i will put them in the beans. 🙂 Dish pines and wubs and pines and takes food and can't sleep. omfg lori tawk to me! i mean i wish everything she said wasn't about wanting gus to come back, but she WAS friendly! *hopedreamwub* Lippy blabs about the Gus card trick poke. he is greta! (no)
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 8, 2024 14:00:57 GMT
he'll inQUIRE why his ass is so sore in a minute!@@#$@#$@#$ MY ASS IS SO RAPED I CAN'T EVEN FEEL ANYTHING DOWN THERE ANYMORE! :JERKIET: quire boy well done bro! i didn't realize how much you was gettin dun! :bowdown: *waits for riches* *well, types crap up while he waits* well, that was unsurprisingly quick! :B POUND POUND!@ POUNDITITY POUND POUND!@#@! bro: man, i sure wish i still had my IPA!
other brother: :yes: ghost racist? ghostist? i suppose my imagination is. damn imagination! someone should talk to him probably. or something. :dunno: *imagines ghosts being horrible some more* HEY! NO SPOILERS!@ i saw some comedian talking about that. and was saying how women want equal rights and to be gettin man jobs and stuff and he's all, you used ur feminine ways to get us to do those fucking jobs in the first place cuz they suck!! hey honey. go on out there and fetch us some food. :eyeflash: but there's lions out there! *flashes boobs*
i'm thinin ur right. but it seems like ol call and gus are gonna have a run-in with the ol jake n the sugses gang and then we'll just see wad happens. it didn't seeem THAT great. but compared to since then, it was like heaven!@! did they see bones? or just gus? well, they all probably saw at least SOME bones. just not everyone got to see the sweet stacked up store bones. of COURSE that's what i mean! that is probably the original meaning of fucks sake. probably. also, that was real unlucky of ol froglip. he had to be the hardest one to see!! :worried: i thought the same thing! well done indeed! the reader just keeps nailing it and nailing it. some guys like to pile them up apparently, but i digress. - gus lippy: well, he didn't pay me 10 bucks not to tell you! :stuburn: man, dish has got it BAD! this lori chick must be one hell of a looker!! i would barely think it possible in the shitty old west! i would have thought that all the ladies were kinda horrible and crusty! no offense.
ch 74: jake's fate - newt continues to has a super great time and PI is also bae.pi: welp! that ol badger had to work for it with all them durn buzzards around. another well done chapter imo. even tho it was a pretty dark chapter i found myself chuckling slightly at gus.
THE EARTH IS MOSTLY JUST A BONEYARD!
quite teh summary at they follow along the suggs's wake. really paints them in quite the picture!
"jake hadn't the nerve to lead a criminal life in call's estimation." yep, but not the nerve to run away either. also, call was right, jake just kinda drifts. any wind can blow him.
"pi looked at him. an unhappy expression on his face. it was unusual for p to change expressions. usually he just looked puzzled."
P, U AWT TA BUY U A BIGGER SPAID AND GO INTA BUZNESS! naw. i'll pass gus.
*dan calls his brothers useless pieces of shit in his dying breath*
i liked how easily call and gus and crew took the suggs's. hammering home how they were just useless and mean. just wandering around killing and creating havoc while call and gus are smart and calculating and just snuck into their camp easily. i think it was refreshing how realistic it felt vs. some epic showdown that always seems to be what happens in current story times.
that dan was quite a character. so angry and horrible. but also, how do you figure you can just go around robbing and killing everything you see and think nobody or nothing is going to catch up to you? like someone isn't going to be a little upset about it and maybe want you to stop by having you be dead. :B also, it seemed like maybe they got so used to froglip being with 'em that made them cocky. cuz he would have been the one watching the camp while they all got hammered.
also, call and gus thought jake should have fought or run. and i was thinking about how after froglip was dead dan said how they can't track anybody anymore. so he didn't even have to worry about them tracking him down. so they were even more right about that.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 11, 2024 18:34:58 GMT
MY ASS IS SO RAPED I CAN'T EVEN FEEL ANYTHING DOWN THERE ANYMORE! :JERKIET: quire boy i guess he told me! or god or whoever. ;dunno; it is nice to be able to sit back and type up our crap secure in the knowledge that our marketing is done, covered, and paid for! ;highfive; oh man! agreed! losing the ipa at this point is a real bummer! ghosts: omfg we r gunna haunt the mf outta that guy fr fr ngl, we cant even icern rn. honestly i'm jealous of the system they had worked out! *goes out to get food* *is killed by lion* *there is a line of other dudes that have been waiting for those titties that will gladly go attempt to get food* ;eyeflash; um. see below. :X the answer is it is a tip that it did not go well for jakey! everybody sees SOME bones. stacked, though. stacked is differnt. and piled. stacked and piled. boy, fucks sake has really lost some of its flavor over the years! history gets so watered down over time. *afraid to say anything* i'm sure i don't know what you mean. willbackrger: stop nailin me! i'm dyin over here.... ack. why, i was thinkin bout startin up a bonestore! sorry! more digression! i must aplogive! well that is what makes lori special! she's literally one of a kind out there! the menfolk don't know what to do with themselves! well, i mean they do know THAT i guess. i assume. but i mean around lori they don't know what to do. :B the menfolk: WE KNOW DERN WELL WUT TO DO WITH OURSELF THANK U KINDY!@#$ NOW GO ON GIT!!@#@# ripip the hand is mostly bones! good fer that durn badger. and it blowed him into the worst group of people killing and burning brothers evar. and he just kinda and keeps riding along.... it's too bad PI never got to meat roscoe! i think they'd have really hit it off. i prefers diggin WELLS! :B yup, just some mean dumbasses who are drunk and think they're invincible somehow. also actually realistic how jake DID just float along and hopedreamed that he could just leave at some point and everything would be ok. but, no. that's true, i hadn't thought of that. but froglip was the sharp, competent one of the bunch. also, seemed like there was a distinct shortage of law people out there! so, you start to think you'll never get caught maybe. yup. like, get them drunk and take off in the middle of the night, man! jeez it isn't that hard!@#$@#$ *daydreams about whores as the bodies burn in the distance* when they were talking to jake at the end and were like, you rode with us but you done crossed a line riding with these outlaws. jake (drunk and sad): i didn't see no line.... and i do think that happens sometimes. like, you're just kind of going along and not paying close attention and then it's like WAIT! HOW DID I END UP THIS FAR PAST THE LINE@!@#$@#$ i think it was call, to jake: You should have made yer way sooner. a man who goes along with six killins is making his way a little slow. gus, to dan: if you'd like to land in hell with a tunnel through you then just try me.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 16, 2024 12:42:11 GMT
i guess he told me! or god or whoever. ;dunno; this here is a long one. that's what she said!@ anyway, gonna have to look for some stuff to cut and not respond to up in heeaauh! exactly. a load off. that's sure ain't weighin on mah mind no mo! :whew: we all knew this other stuff was inevitable. at least i'd like to be enjoying an IPA while the hole thing goes down. see!@# i told you about them durn ghosts!@#! who are you in this scenario? the dead lion eatin guy or someone in the line? so true. you'd think it gets concentrated, but nope. all watery and gross. why, i bet a bunch of that isn't even water!@# i think he was stealthy is all!@ :stuburn: it was nice that gus could give him a final taste of himself in his final dying days. and also know that these boys will go avenge him and get his horses back and give 'em to some ungrateful sonofabitch relative. *they don't know at all* :B what kinda wind is this anyway!@?? that would be too much brilliance in one vicinity! just bide my time. the leaving time will come soon. OOOOO LOOK! WHISKEY! *DRONKS* true true. and some of them lawfolks ain't all that competent me thinks. well! i wanna get drunk too!@# :stuburn: i'll leave after they burn the next one. wait, there was a line?! it was more like a fog and i got blowed right through it! that damn wind! whiskey wind partly! it's like the card player in jake. my hand will come up. i just gotta wait. i also liked when dan was talking about them getting hauled off to jail or the sheriff or something. gus is like, not sure what makes you think we're wasting time hauling ur asses anywhere. :B well, we'll haul you over to those trees over there.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 4, 2024 4:35:08 GMT
this here is a long one. that's what she said!@ anyway, gonna have to look for some stuff to cut and not respond to up in heeaauh! CUT ALL THIS DUMB SHIT! ;pirate; i wish the hole thing would finish going down! ;grizzled; ;noipa; oh i am definitely one of the dudes who hangs back in line. i mean i like tiddies as much as the next guy, but i ain't about that getting eated by a lion life ya know? maybe if all the rest get eated and i'm the only one left i'll get a desperation pity tiddy tost my way! FFS!!@#$ ;screamears; froglip's stealthyness we so much more enhanced at night! for NO REASON whatsoever! it's just wad he was good at from years of practice or wadever! ;stuburn; exactly! no i can ack in peace ovur hear!@# ;whew;; i guess myaybe they don't! *they just drool and hopedream and be scaurred from afar and don't touch themselves in the bushes or anything* ;smh; god dammit where's the wind that blows me into whores and whiskey and stufF!@#@#$ ;screamears; i mean, he isn't riding with them any more! so, his leaving time eventually came, sort of. oh roscoe woulda showed them chaps what for!!!@# can't argue with that really. ;dunno; GOL DERN I WUZ DRUNK AND MISSED TEH LINE IN TEH FOG! IT AINT MUH FAULT BOYZ!@#$## a hand came up all right! ;hyper; man, we got horses to wrangle and whatnot! jail... lol GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY! HE'S A COMEDIAN!@# CHPTA 75: clara meats elmirs! Bob's stem of life would rise to attention like it didn't need a brain in its skull. god bless bob's stem still workin! ;hyper; She would lie on the cot hoping maybe he'd wake up and call to her, but usually he'd just soil himself and instead of hearing him, she would smell him. bob is having a good time. gotta say, didn't expect elmira to pop up here! and pop out a kid! and then she is still desperate for the D!!!@@# smh. women.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 4, 2024 10:29:45 GMT
CUT ALL THIS DUMB SHIT! ;pirate; not a bad idea godo brotho! not bad at all. this hole thing is long! :thissucks: can't even really appreciate a good that's what she said joke right now! more like that's what we say! which isn't really funny!@#!# :grizzledindeed: IN THE LINE!! IN THE LINE!@#! that's me there with you. the whole world is pissing on history. if that ain't true or an accurate analogy i don't know what is! ... which is quite possible. exactly! from practice!@ that's what i meant, and has always been what i meant. and quite frankly, i don't really know what else we COULD have meant! exactly. this sounds more right. there area couple guys smart enough to whack in the bushes. that's teh smartest guys in the whole crew!! you had a bunch of that wind. i guess maybe he thought there was more of that wind then there actually was. I FORGOT ABOUT ALL THIS OTHER HORRIBLE WIND! :snooked: *goes to sleep and doesn't even realize that dan shot him and hung him and burned him and stuff* :B u shulda seen how foggee it wuz fellas! whah, ya count see ur durn hand in frunt of ur durn face!!! i was lucky i could even drink from the big ol jugs o whiskey!! gus totally coulda said that! this was pretty great. it's like clara was being punked by this guy. she's got it bad for the D. I WANT A VERY SPECIFIC D!@! ONCE MORE BEFORE I ACK!! not so sure she's gonna get her wish, quite frankly.
chipitae 76: elmira keeps getting her way despite being almost dead so yeah, elmira leaves the baby and they head off. much to the chagrin of her husband big sway. SEEM LIKE WE SHOULDA KEPT THE BABY! I WAS KINDA LOOKIN FORWARD TO TEACHIN IT BASEBALL! -sway anyway, then sway carries her off to see D in jail. D is more concerned with how he's about to be hung that being excited to see some chick he used to bang a few years ago. i guess they're gonna take her to a doctor.
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