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Post by ditkanate on Jul 28, 2023 3:01:43 GMT
i'm pretty sure roscoe ain't got that kinda skill. roscoe: i mostly jus whittle nuthin. wait that's actually true isn't it! he just whittles sticks down into shavings! i forgot about that.  i think i could have passed medical skool back then! snooked in the biblical sense! iykwimaidyd!!! to be fair that sounds like almost the whole entirety of the wild west!! oh man. meated mrs wormbutter is some of the best butter there is! try some! the townings are just part of the fare she has to pay to get there! nbd really.   not sure what to say here tbh. :x it definitely does seem like that is how most people feel most of the time!!@# well. i mean, it sure SEEMS like elmira dun like me, like, at all. but she married me! why'd she do that? *stays in wub bigtime* yeah july, cuz in those wonderful old western times there woudln't be ANY reason for a woman to hitch herself to a dude other than true love! nosir! ;hyper; gd roscoe is bae. every time he pops up in the book i end up riting a few things down. janey: can you shoot? roscoe: well... i HAVE shot. :B you know, mostly bottles and sticks and stuff. :B i ain't too good tho. the men tell roscoe to "step out of his duds" WHAT!   Roscoe was upset that they were tearing up the only clothes that he owned but then he remembered that he would soon be dead and he felt a little better i mean, he not only stumbled into a job, but he's a deputy? FFS OTHER THAN USING THE JAIL TO SLEEP AND WHITTLE WTF IS HE CAPABLE OF DOING@@$@#@#$ i leaded the whole chapter fyi. *janey follows them 20 miles and gives july his $6 back* july: ;dunno; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 31, 2023 22:41:33 GMT
wait that's actually true isn't it! he just whittles sticks down into shavings! i forgot about that. i'm pretty sure if he met a psycotyatrist in a fancy city or whatever they'd declare him retarded. pretty sure that was a diagnoses back then.
i actually think this is true! i don't think i do! :B for some reason. i think this book might be completely accurate too! THIS HAS GOT A WORM KICK TO IT!@! :chew: also, before jake, it didn't really seem like she had any plan whatsoever. just a dream. i don't think you CAN say anything!  i think that's true. except maybe some minorities. :dunno: like, some of their past times were pretty NTG. well, you know how men don't understand women at all. i think it was even WORSE back then. like NO idea! we say that stuff now. but we're like women geniuses now compared to back then!! so far we've seen no evidence roscoe can do anything. he can ride a horse. tho he can barely stay awake on it. he can talk mostly. apparently whittle, tho like we talked about, one he's done whittlin, he just has not stick and moves on. :B
i can't have ya mend ma clothes! what'll i wear when u duz it!?
joe: wtf!? gives janey the shotgun??! i'm right here!@# anyone else if they were questioned about it: did you see what this girl can do?! wtf can you do?! joe: well!@ i can pee standing up!@ :stuburn: janey: well i can do that!
roscoe: 
janey is like some sorta superhero!!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 3, 2023 16:00:33 GMT
i'm pretty sure if he met a psycotyatrist in a fancy city or whatever they'd declare him retarded. pretty sure that was a diagnoses back then.
seems a decent portion of the population caught a case of the tardation!! this version of the old west is a lot more plausible than a bunch of well educated dandies sitting around conversing about the mysteries of physics and whatnot! you can feel the worm actually kicking! amazing! yeah just a vague hopedream that had pretty much zero chance of happening. you know, LIKE OURS!@#$ ;HYPER;;;; but even a bunch of them act like now is so horrible!@# and it's like ehhh... *silently points backwards in time and doesn't say anything* :x this is true! not only did they not have that "men are like mars and women are venus" book... they didn't even know what venus was!@# YOUR VAGCHICK IS A MYSTERIOUS GAS COVERED PLANET!@$#$#@ is that even whittling if you can't turn the stick into something? anything? :B she can pee standing up and catch a varmint for dinner at the same time!@#$ i'm about to take joe back to that cattle guy and say sayonara!! ch 53: elmira gets hitched maybewell she's off teh whiskey boat and holed up with big zway(?) watching her 24/7 hoping to get married. bigsway? bigs way? no idea. anyway he's pretty great. so now she's out on the trail with him and luke! luke is pretty greta, nice weasely face with a few black teef. :B *she starts to rethink this idea* WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW MISSY!@#$# ;twak; |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 9, 2023 3:37:24 GMT
seems a decent portion of the population caught a case of the tardation!! i didn't realize it was contagious! gus better watch out!  this makes me think of django unchained. but u hasn't watched it so i can't really discuss it with you. so actually this whole sentence and typing is a complete waste of time! i don't know wtf i'm doing right now even continuning with this nonsense. :B live worm butter! a real treat! i didn't really realize how much in common we had with a common whore of the 1800's. but it turns out quite a lot! especially in the amount of snookings i bet! they do? i guess i didn't realize that. i thought they more thought that current times are ntg. but also that all times have been ntg really, including now. WE'D REALLY LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR SOME REGULAR GREAT TIMES!@#! TIA!@# minorities i guess.
i guess some might say that maybe teh last few years are maybe worse than like just a few years before that. but not talking about going back to the 50s and shit. but :dunno:
we've come a long way. it's like now we know that their just crazy and irrational and dangerous and stuff. but like 200 years ago a lot of men thought there was rationality in there, and they just didn't get it. :B i mean... he did whittle... he's got nothing to show for it. like he doesn't whittle stuff. he just performs the verb of whittling without the normal outcome whitlers have. i guess. :B but if you say did some knitting. and you did a bunch and used up a bunc of yarn and stuff. i feel like you'd be hard pressed to finish and have nothing! the magic of whittling i guess. i feel like the only reason he didn't do that is he's worried when he finds elmira she'll be all, WTF!!?? WHERE'S JOE!@? where in reality, if july even does find elmira, she'd be all :whew: it sucks he found me, but at least he got rid of that useless son of mine. tho she would probably think that, but she'd actually yell at july about it for good measure! YOU USELESS ASSWIPE! LOSING MY SUPER AMAZING SON FOREVER! THAT'S ANOTHER STRETCH OF NO TOWNING FOR YOU!@# :twak: *dangles legs over the dinner table* july: eh, i know where he is. :B SHUT UP!! :twak:
elmira: well, i already am married.
luke: i doubt bigsway cares about that. :dunno: fer now wah dun ya jes come on with us in our super sweet wagon that totally isn't almost gunna fall purt. *is gross*
elmira to self: i kinda hoped this would be better than this! i jes wanna find big d! cuz i miss his big d bigtime!@# :snooked: <-but not the snooked she wants |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 11, 2023 2:44:46 GMT
i didn't realize it was contagious! gus better watch out! THEY PLUM NEAR GOT ME SURROUNDED! me neither! ;applerub; i can't believe its not butter! or dead! maybe that's the commercial. *we're just trying to put some dumb funny shit on the interwebs* *we get snooked worse than a whore captured by ruthless indians* hmm... you may be right there, perhaps i overstated how many minorities i've personally spoken to on this subject. :B so back then the guys are like, but WHY would she do that? DOING THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!@# and now we're like... exactly.  not sure if that's magic or not, but sure. at least if you knit all day but don't knit something... you still have some yarn! *gives roscoe the yarn to whittle on* i reckon i'd say you nailed all of that 100% up and down bigtime. and july would have no idea either way wtf was happening. also! little does he know, if he wants a stretch of towning all he needs to do is hold her down and rape her sorry ass! and she'd respect him more for it most likely! just so long as he doesn't ask her if she wants any buttermilk. i will say this, i understand her annoyance at that. if i've said i don't like something a billion times and then the person just asks again... that's pretty aggravating!@# other than these dudes being generally ntg, i'm surprised at how snooked she isn't!!@# ch 54: gus tracks blooeyduckgus! ;shoulderhands; *runs into some old weirdo he captured back in the day* YOU IN THE BONE BUSINESS OR WHAT i wanna has a store. Well you've managed to outrun the people! probably another 10 years or so before they show up. you're gonna have quite the supply of buffalo bones by then! i just hope there's a DEMAND for em! ;dunno; also some more kicking himself for letting this happen. tho its actually all call's fault for sending them on this dumbfuck cattle drive in the first place!!@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 14, 2023 12:44:54 GMT
THEY PLUM NEAR GOT ME SURROUNDED! they sure do gus. smart move going after gooeyduck by urself. too bad bumping into one of the most severe cases of tardation we've seen in this book since roscoe! this helped a little. a very very little. almost imperceptible realy. how is this worm butter AND alive!@?? you wouldn't think it possible! and you wouldn't not spread it on ur biscuits! we never stood a chance!! i imagine that number might possibly be zero!! tho, off hand, i can't think of talking to any myself either. maybe i've watched a few black comedians. :dunno: exactly right good brother. OF COURSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! that's the one thing about women u can count on! i guess one bonus to roscoe's sweet whittling is that nobody gives a shit about sticks! waste as many as you want. their just sticks! we wuz gonna burn 'em. but it's ok if we have a couple less to burn i suppose. :B i guess that's roscoe's friends. yeah. july doesn't seem like the best man at getting the townings that he wants! he seems more or less pretty competent otherwise. like a lot of these men i guess. know how to ride a horse and rangle bad guys and stuff. but golly if i knows how to marry a woman and then town the bujeesus out of her!@#
also, yes! i hate being asked things a million times. luckily, that is one of women's specialties! FOR GOD SAKES NO!@# I SAID FUCKING NO 46 TIMES ALREADY!@# JFC!@
yes sir. i'm with you on that one. if you asked anyone at all about it they'd be all, say what now? she hopped on one of them there whiskey boats? well hell! she basically borded the SS RAPEALOT! another amazing gus chapter! i may be a bit rusty on tracking. but luckily i pretty much now where gueyducks go so...
YOU SURE LIKE BONES!@#
YOU A STRANGE 'EN AREN'T YA!?
*get's startled out of sleep* *it's just boneman boning up his bone pyarmids some more.*
i feel like someone really steered that guy wrong on how you go about opening a store!
as far as it being call's fault. i doubt that's much relief for ol gus. he was just so taken aback by gooeyduck roaming through lori's camp!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 15, 2023 20:21:22 GMT
they sure do gus. smart move going after gooeyduck by urself. too bad bumping into one of the most severe cases of tardation we've seen in this book since roscoe! not too promising that gooeyduck knows every move he's making already!!@@# HE AIN'T NO TRACKER OR HE'D BE HERE ALREADY!@$##@$ if i hased a vpn and unlimited amounts of alone time i could watch ALL this horrific shit!!@#@$$#@ OF COURSE I WOULDN'T NOT! WHO WOULD!?? ;crazy; i mostly defer to bill cosby when it comes to this kinda stuff tbh. CUT! PRINT! TAKE THAT TO THE BANK BABY!@$#$#@ now i'm imagining a circle of old ladies just LOSING THEIR SHIT over some wasted yarn. OMG THE YARN!@#$ IT'S FUCKING WASTED!@#$ HOW COULD YOU!@#$@#$#$@ SOMEONE HAS TO THINK OF THE YARN!!#$@#$ IT IS A VALUABLE LIMITED RESOURCE!@#$#$@ also pretty sure you could burn whittleshavings. :B ok let's see.... i married her.... now i'm stumped! *looks up at dangling legs and rolling eyes* ;dunno; ;hyper; DON'T YELL AT ME!@#$ I WAS JUST ASKING NO NEED TO GET UPSET!$@#$#@@$#  NO TOWNINGS FOR YOU!$@#$#@ ;stuburn; men: GAHHH2$%^#@%$#@$%^@$@$ *pullsouthair*  THERE WAS PROBABLY A BOAT NAMED THAT!#@$$#@@#$ we've all been there! gotta get up early to bone up the bone pyramids!!@# the early boneman gets all the bones! was it us? he was, but tbh leaving her all alone with just the dumb kid watching her was pretty dumb. hell, he's lucky the kid isn't dead tbh!!@# Ch 55: ehh lori has a grand old timemonkey john and dogface are bae. lori is having a grand time out on the prairie she basically gets to town as much as anyone could evar want to! and... you know, get beat with sticks from the fire and kicked in the guts and what have you. oh and get threatened 24/7. aaa. but! gus is on teh way! and now there is a band of Kiowa and monkeyjohndogface in his way to try and kill him before he can even get to gooeyduck! smh. i hope he managed to find extra bullets along the way somewhere. gd: GAMBLE. i ehh... i dun realy want to gd: GAMBLE. ok, ok, i ehh... sure sure. gamble! heh. love to, love to... WHO NEEDS A HORSE ANYWAY AMIRITE! *nervous chuckle* *tosts loaded dice* |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 18, 2023 12:36:18 GMT
not too promising that gooeyduck knows every move he's making already!!@@# HE AIN'T NO TRACKER OR HE'D BE HERE ALREADY!@$##@$ i like that gooeyduck does seem slightly worried about regardless. but i think that's what makes him so good! i guess i can help you with the VPN. tho not quickly. :B but not so much with the tons of alone times.  it'd be like stumbling upon a magic bean and then not even using it!@#! that's good sense. he's can accurately speak to the subject at hand. all while deftly raping people! it's almost like where if you go deep enough with like, physics or whatever, you always run into something that eventually breaks the math! like we have a perfect woman equation that states they never make any sense! or do sensical things or anything. but their nonsense making is so universal and counted on, it actually makes sense! :haidsplode: and this totally sounds exactly like women! tho, yarn is surprisingly expensive. unless you buy the crappy stuff. i guess. :B i guess now was the part of the thread that was a yarn lesson. if you collect the whittleshavings you at least have something! what are you going to do with a poorly knitted sock/1!@!?? I ASK YOU THAT!@#!@ to be honest, i really thought it'd be easier than this. but now that i think about it. i dun know why i thought that! :B maybe you changed ur mind! :stuburn:
from 7 seconds ago?!
maybe! :stuburn: ladies.
i don't see how there couldn't have been. did we time machine back and give out super sweet store advice and we dun even remember?!! i'm surprised we came up with something as smart as bone pyramids. tbh. well, it makes sense why he's kickin himself for sure. a grand ol time indeed! holy hell them is some mean men! i wish i could learn to die! i try to learn it, but i can't! :jkgay: <- more death learning attempts.
also at your gambling recap. that's how it was. yes sir!
well lori, it's time fer ur firestick beatin! i like my women bruised n ugly!!
also, i appreciate how lori realized that there is no way in hell talking is making this super sweet life, which she imagines ain't much more of, any better. do what you will. but i ain't talkin to no dumbass knitwits like u assholes!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 21, 2023 17:49:51 GMT
i like that gooeyduck does seem slightly worried about regardless. but i think that's what makes him so good! correct! he doesn't underestimate his opponent! i mean, i can buy a vpn pretty easily. the real bottleneck is definitely the alone time capacity!!@#$ *eats the bean dry* :B VERY DEFTLY! too deftly, probably. it is so perfectly and reliably nonsensical, you can write it into the very fabric of teh laws of teh universens!!@# you could burn that too. ;stuburn; or unravel the sock back into regular yarn. SHE NEVER DRANKS ANY BUTTERMILK NEITHER WTF! it's darn confounding!!@# ladies bigtime. mywife: are you cold? me: no mywife: *puts blanket on me* me: ;headscratch; *takes blanket off here i thought we'd advise him to do something completely USELESS!!@# also, as we assign blame here, lori can take a share. she's so busy being obstinate that she refused to go into town with jake. she wouldn't go to camp with gus. like, lady, THIS AINT SAFE OUT HEAR! BE CAREFUL WAD U WISH FER! also, if she talks or does anything to provoke them, they can make her alive times even worse! i know that sounds not too possible, but that guthole thing sounded ntg! i bet those crazy fuckers would town her guthole too! or at least monkeydogboy would! i'll just be over here continuing to try to die quietely ;jkgay; ch 56: gus spice!the injuns get the drop on gus but he ain't one to die easy nosir. *slits horse throat and shoots half of them* and now he's met up with july and co! ;hyper; roscoe's dumbfuck voice: ahh wonder who's they wuz SHOOTN ett. gus: they was shootn at ME!!! july: every time i make a plan, something happens to change it. WELL LIFE'S A TWISTING STREAM. SPEAKING OF, WE SHOULD HEAD TOWARD TEH RIVER! man, july and his outfit are useless. roscoe is like having a toddler in the camp!@$##$@ gus: you ever kilt? july: no, never had to gus: smh rn tbh ngl fr fr |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 23, 2023 13:33:39 GMT
correct! he doesn't underestimate his opponent! GAMBLE!! :pst: this guy is GOOD! i feel like you have the capacity. it's just chock full! chock full of work and people talking to you and wives and things. :applerub: sean! is that you!? no man! i'm daid!! :twak: :pst: how'd he get so deft at that?! :dunno: how do we get to watch?! :popcorn: yes!@ this is Einstein shit right here!@# hmm. i guess it's pretty useful. i didn't realize! i feel like i've thrown that shit away!@# *smacks forhead* i bettin if she dun drank some buttermilk she'd be rarin teh go!! :snooked: well. she's just trying to make sure that status doesn't go and change on you! also! that blanket was hint that you were supposed to town the bujeesuz out of her! granted, women are hard to read. especially when ur trying to watch a show or something! exactly!@ i figured our advice would be more actively bad than that. like, he should be dead by now! fair point. I DON'T WANNA GO TO SANTA FE! I DUN BEEN THERE AND IT WEREN'T NUTHIN TO WRITE HOME ABOUT!@# :stuburn: *sits in the desert alone and gets raped like crazy* well hmm... i don't remember santa fe being quite THIS bad. :B
by golly monkeyboy would. tho i think he might be the one who got shot. not sure. coulda been the other guy. :dunno:
excuse me. sir? sir, could you not town my guthole?! TIA!@#$ HTH!@
women.
they kill ur horse? NAH! THAT WAS ME!@ USED IT AS COVER!@# I KILT 6 OF 'EM I THINK! roscoe: well i don't like this one bit!!
now this is one hell of a bunch!
janey is all ready to run ahead and count the indians. WOULD U PIPE DOWN!@ WE GOT IT! UR FUCKING AMAZING! :jerk_it:
BY GOD UR THE ONE AFTER JAKE SPOON! WELL YOU MISSED HIM BY ABOUT 300 MILES!!
HERE BOY. HAVE A RIFLE! IF YOU SHOOT SOMEONE. PLEASE MAKE SURE IT'S NOT ONE OF US!@#
july: well, i think i should go with ya. *just thinks his dumb whore of a wife is there*
wtf! there is no reason whatsoever for her to be there! just randomly! JFC!
there's no way this july/gus indian rush is going well. i imagine.
anyway. another great gus chapter. to himself: it sure is boring shootin all these injuns with no one to chat with about it!  |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 25, 2023 17:06:19 GMT
GAMBLE!! i feel like you have the capacity. it's just chock full! chock full of work and people talking to you and wives and things. :applerub: i guess we are defining capacity differently! yes, if all of my awake time was completely empty of all other things and responsibilities, i could watch and read tons of horrible stuff! if ur capacity is chock full, is it still capacity? i did specify ALONE time capacity not just BROTHER WE ALL HAS 24 HRS A DAY I DUN SEE TEH PROBLEM! ;stuburn; poor sean. that reminds me we haven't caught up with the cattle drive in a while! *turns on the cosby show* WHEN TF DOES ALL THE DEFT RAPING START!@# jfc man! don't tell that to your knitcrazy wife! maybe she knows that and that's why she don't drink it! wel gol dern! holy shit i have misread a LOT of potential towning times!!@# it sounds like he SHOULD be dead by now tbh! i was a little disappointed the bone piles didn't come in handy for gus during that shootout! maybe santa fe IS that bad! sheesh that is a BAD town!  BAH GOLLY I'LL TOWN WHATEVER DERN HOLE I WANT! sigh, not true, i only town the approved holes.  also! you're right about who got shot! i mean, i'm not sure which between monkey or dogface, it is hard to keep them straight! not sure it matters much at this point. no sir no he doesn't. lol god damn just rethinking about roscoe is making me chuckle. honest to god i'm not sure Joe is up for that level of responsibility! *totally shoots one of them bigtime* though it's probably better than roscoe would do! whats the use of doing ANYTHING if i can't talk loudly about it with others? also ch 57: julygus indian rush
WELL I GUESS YOU WAS WRONG! BITCH!@# it went swimmingly! i mean, it was all Gus while july stares and does diddly squat but it still went just fine. the stuff leading up to the indian rush was.... let's just say NTG!!@$##@$ ntg for old dogface anyway. or monkeyboy. whichever. *scalped and castrated* *towned in the face by his own junk against his will* *still alive* lori (in her haid): dying shouldn't take this long. gus: july, you best get back to your people. there's a dangerous man about and i'm not sure roscoe can handle him! ITS CALLED THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!! |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 27, 2023 14:01:24 GMT
i guess we are defining capacity differently! yes, if all of my awake time was completely empty of all other things and responsibilities, i could watch and read tons of horrible stuff! if ur capacity is chock full, is it still capacity? i did specify ALONE time capacity not just BROTHER WE ALL HAS 24 HRS A DAY I DUN SEE TEH PROBLEM! ;stuburn; yeah. i suppose so. semantics here. or, how you loog at it. say you've got some alone time capacity. you're all rarin to go to fill it with all kinds of super sweet alone times revelations watching action! and then BAM!@ ur wife comes along and just dumps a bunch of shit into ur alone time capacity bucket. and that's unfortunate. and totally towned ur capacity with stef u think is net to grut! :dunno: i guess i was looging at it something like that. :B yeah. i imagine they're all eatin spiders by now! oh look. here comes a girl. i'm sure it's starting soon. :popcorn: i know was buttermilk leads to! :nono:
elmira or whoever.
she sounds right here. i gotta be honest. i imagine we all do. :B maybe they come in handy later when he's dealing with ol gooeyduck. :dunno: but, they aren't never comin in handy for a general store! well... texas does suck! :dunno: i guess it was dogface. but i couldn't keep 'em straight. the answer is the one who beat lori with firesticks and stuff. i think. er. hell. i don't know! they're both dead now!@# i'm thinking about the next chapter where gus is all, i'm not sure your man in camp is up to handling this bad guy that's roamin arounf! no sir. no he isn't! absolutely. joe just might get a shot off at ol gooeyduck just cuz gooey might assume the adult in the camp is the more dangerous one and who to go after first! WELL! I FIND THIS TRUE MYSELF!@#!@ i can't buleev how well that went! i didn't realize gooey was gonna leave 'em! so i didn't expect them bunch of raping drunk idiots to do so well on their own. but also i didn't expect them to stuff dogface's own balls and dick and stuff down his own throat while he's alive! JFC! it really shouldn't. tho i recently heard that if you get castrated you'll die from bleeding to death in about 7 minutes. give 'er take. i think i mentioned that to you! it was from that movie... ol black? no... DJANGO!  absolutely. tho gus hasn't really had much of a chance to get to know roscoe. but he seems to have sized him up pretty good. i think he was trying to be nice to july instead of saying your fuckstick of a deputy will probably help make gooeyduck's job easier! |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 28, 2023 18:05:02 GMT
yeah. i suppose so. semantics here. or, how you loog at it. say you've got some alone time capacity. you're all rarin to go to fill it with all kinds of super sweet alone times revelations watching action! and then BAM!@ ur wife comes along and just dumps a bunch of shit into ur alone time capacity bucket. and that's unfortunate. and totally towned ur capacity with stef u think is net to grut! :dunno: i guess i was looging at it something like that. :B i think i understand how you're looging at it. HAY WIFE! QUIT TOWNING MY CAPACITY WITH ALL UR HORRIBLE US STUFF!@#$ *pea* i guess i should practice telling her to fuck off i have important revelations to watch1@#$$#@ ;stuburn; ;fu; could be! sounds like we may be headed back to them soon.... *it's claire* *she coos and flashes her eyes at bill* *he makes the pudding pop face* *i cannot believe the deftness* i can't risk putting on those legendary buttermilk goggles! maybe he's gonna build the store out of em! he could at least use one or two for doorstops or whatever. true true. also santa fe isn't in texas, but that's splitting hairs. actually i think it was the nicer of the two. he was all shot and in pain but still tried to tell monkeyboy to take care of lori. i think that was right before they choked him with his balls and ripped his scalp off. also it is a tip that next chapter! and no, no he wasn't. bad guy is a bit of an understatement when it comes to gooey! more like, worst guy imaginable. um, i'll just powst aboot this below. they were just doing a little boosting of the morale! quit being so judgmental!@#$ worst seven minutes evar! especially as other horrific shit is being done to you during those minutes! ok welp here we go... Ch 57: Roscoe.... spice? ohh roscoe... so clueless and inept. *cocks pistol* did you see somethin? *janie runs to ck on it* it was just a bush. how did i end up out here where theres no trees to lean on? i like leanin on trees. :B ofc janie is the only one who puts up any kind of fight smh. seems gooeyduck saved sleepy roscoe for last, so he did estimate the abilities right! ok so this stuff is kind of blood meridianish. but just imagine these last two chapters for a whole book. *july rides after his dumbfuck wife like a dumbfuck* :B gus <to himself> he best hope she ain't at adobe walls. also, i think gus is right that if july HAD stayed with his camp, all it would mean is that he'd be dead now too. i thought for a minute gooey only just whacked janie and knocked her out or something but... no. she was gutted open and still trying to get roscoe's gun! at least that's wad it sounded like to me. i kinda miss all the beans and stuff! |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 31, 2023 13:01:33 GMT
i think i understand how you're looging at it. HAY WIFE! QUIT TOWNING MY CAPACITY WITH ALL UR HORRIBLE US STUFF!@#$ *pea* i guess i should practice telling her to fuck off i have important revelations to watch1@#$$#@ ;stuburn; ;fu; exactly! just be careful not to tell her to fuck off during sexy offerings times! :pointstohaid: lori, lets just head over here. we'll hang out under some trees. maybe do some leaning. and then ol call and the boys 'll be by. you'll be alright! *she won't be alright* i'm starting to wonder if ANYONE will be alright in this book! that's pretty fucking deft!!! welcome to bonestop pitstop!! all ur travelin thru teh plains needs!!! i guess we DID give this guy godo advice! well, i couldn't really remember what city we were talking about. i don't really think it was santa fe he was even gambling in! was it san antonio? sam podrino? :dunno; you know what, i thank ur is right! of course its the "good guy" that gets shot and all that other stuff done to him. yeah. he'll get his comeuppance! or he won't. but he'll die someday! that's for sure! i think they boosted their morale TOO good. probably. they boosted themselves so much they didn't remember that maybe a horrible ranger that even gooeyduck is afraid of is possibly hot on their trail! :B well, those don't seem to be good 7 minuteses. no. roscoe sure was useless. a little endearing. but useless. what was happening to him in the end there? he was like i just want to sleep i'm so tired and warm. then later we find out that he had been castrated. so i guess that happened before he even woke up. so then he didn't know what was happening. just dying from blood loss and no idea what's happening i think. fair question, really. yeah, didn't realize when gooeyduck was all, huh! ur a fighter! that he said that cuz she was already slashed open with her guts probably hangin all out of her person and she's crawling over a dying castrated man going for his pistol! i feel like i've got the gist with this here book that we are reading right now. right now i have these times. :B little does gus know, that SHE hopes she's at adobe walls gettin raped to bujeesuz! yeah. could go for some light-hearted beans!! no way july saved 'em all. no sir. and yes to janey. poor girl. i guess she never had much chance at all. hope she had an alright time traveling across the country before she got whacked.
well. let's keep on goin! :pludge:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 3, 2023 20:44:16 GMT
exactly! just be careful not to tell her to fuck off during sexy offerings times! :pointstohaid: that is a good tip! fuck ON! OBVIOUSLY I MEANT FUCK ON FFS FWIW!!!@@#@# she's the least alright person i think i've ever heard of! i mean outside of the dead ones. no one expects the pudding pop face to end up being the deftraper!! bonestop pitstop is cracking me up, that is a PERFECT store name for him and his fine establishment!!@# all ur needs if all u needs is bones. austin maybe. it really doesn't matter. you know what they say! nice guys get gutshot and scalped and choked with their castrated parts! exactly! see, it all works out. this gooey guy is reminding me of like the bad guy in "no place for old men". like he's so relentless and evil and good at stuff that you feel like you can't win. and the longer this plays out the tension just keeps growing as everyone and their brother has an evil gooeyduck story. po campo in next chapter: coyotes keel my sheep. comanche keel my sheep. gooey keel my three brothers. he no good man no. well! at least they died with some godo morale! isn't there a teenager game called "7 minutes in heaven"? where you go off into a closet to kiss or town or whatever (not clear on the rules since i was raised in a sexless cult ) anyway this is like the opposite of that. yeah hard to tell. like when they said he felt someone bump into him... was that gooey slicing him open but roscoe was so out of it from loss of blood that he just didn't feel anything or know what was going on? seemed a pleasant enough way to go out tbh! ahh.. so tired *sleep* not that i'm ehhhh signing up for that or anything. gooey wasn't kidding! she was a fighter! all the wrong people are getting raped in this book! it's very frustrating for all involved!! i mean.. she had a better time traveling with those guys than getting used and abused by that horrible old man who bought her. it just wasn't a super great end to the trip! Ch 58: back to Call and teh boyzI miss Gus my ears feel empty! i think PI said that. There's a lot funnier things than vomiting! hey a chapter with nobody getting sliced open just some drunk times and a po campo cobbler. call is rightfully getting worried about gus. |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 7, 2023 13:05:12 GMT
that is a good tip! fuck ON! OBVIOUSLY I MEANT FUCK ON FFS FWIW!!!@@#@# OOHHH!@ *titter* *squeel* *runs off to bedroom* yeah. i think so! there was a moment there where i think dogface was slightly less alright. but he's dead now. making him MORE alright than lori! yeah. should we have seen that coming? i don't know. maybe it was there the whole time staring us dumbly in the face! exactly! i'm pretty sure he assumes that is the summary of all ones needs! well! for the purposes of THIS conversation iT MATTERS BIGTIME!@#!@# i can't have any sort of rational discussion about this matter otherwise!@ i think they do say that yes! because it's so true! it's why i try to inject a good amount of assholery into my life! can't be too careful! :pointstohaid: i'm like, have i seen that movie? do you mean no country for old men? i think you do. but yeah, this gooey, he get's around! and he had no reason to kill that camp including roscoe and folks other than they shot one of his men up. but they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time really. that's true. and they died right quick. with no dick stuffings in their mouths or nothing! so that was nice for them. i think. that sounds like a game we didn't get to do, yes. and also i think you might be right about the opposite. before this, if you asked me to come up with the opposite, i don't know that i would have been quite so harsh with my opposite scenario. i would have been WAY OFF!@# yeah, it's hard to make sense of exactly how it went down. but based on what they were saying about how they found them, it seemed like roscoe had a pretty lucky reaction to the whole thing as far as how he could have enjoyed it! yeah. i imagine especially for those dying for a good raping and not getting it! :hoppinmad: 1 STAR!@# TERRIBLE ENDING!@# janey such a great character! hard to believe that! i do like po. a very nice addition to the team. everybody's right fed up with ol dish! Y DUNT YAH SHAT UP AND GO AFTER THE BITCH OR OTHERWISE SHUT THE FUCK UP!@ what's his name, the boy: has to admit that jake doesn't seem too great. a real disappointment! |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 8, 2023 16:27:59 GMT
OOHHH!@ *titter* *squeel* *runs off to bedroom* she does get excited when it is fuck on time, yessir!!! right! she briefly lost her title of least alright, but got it back quick!!@# hmmm i think maybe it was actually  his bonestore bones are so old and dried out you can't even make bone broth out of them!@# i guess u could grind them into bonemeal? (is that what bonemeal is?) ;dunno; WELL I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN IT WAS AUSTIN!@$#@## BROTHER, I THINK YOU'RE SAFE!!@# ;pst; he's the most careful person i've ever seen when it comes to this! A COUNTRY IS A PLACE!@!@#@$# ;stuburn; not sure gooeyboy needs a reason! ees for fun. did they do that to other native americans when they fought each other, or was that something they preferred to do to the whiteys?? maybe they just bury everyone like that so its actually a sign of respect really. yeah, like if someone said hey do you wanna play a game that's the opposite of 7 minutes in heaven, i might be like... ehh sure! like its similar but they stuff you in somewhere else! or instead of kissing the chick slaps you. i dunno. BUT AVAST YEE I WOULD HAVE BEEN SURPRSIED AT WHAT THE GAME ACTUALLY WAS! SURPRISED AND DISMAYED!!! i'm glad he got a nice towning in his life before the end. oh man if elmira heard about how raped lori has been she would be SO JEALOUS!@ JFC I LITERALLY GOT ONTO THE RAPING BOAT AND NOTHING!@$#$#@#@$ oohh do we get to leave life reviews somewhere when this whole thing ends? ;rubhands; apparently after jake found out lori was took he's like ahh well whattryagonnado *goes back to town to gamble some more* *maybe find a new, less indianraped whore* ch 59: more cattle drivingPI: eye dun WANT them songz to bulong to me! they's too sad! now they is crossing over the red river into unknown territory to the north! WAY UP NORTH IN OKLAHOMA BAH GAWD. call is talking to himself now, and he is none too pleased about that!@!@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 9, 2023 7:54:33 GMT
she does get excited when it is fuck on time, yessir!!! all sbw's do! she seems to have gotten a tiny bit better. she ain't never gonna win no contests for best life ever anymore, if she ever could, which i'm suspicious of. COULDN'T SEE IT COMING?!! JFC!@w#!@ THESE FUCKING HUMANS! god maybe i don't know brother. i think ur right that's where bonemeal comes from. i don't know how the age of the bone plays a part. maybe that effects the quality of said bonemeal. :dunno: :B :suspicious: they talk about fort worth a lot. :dunno: i'm mostly a no rememberer! i guess maybe i practiced this too hard! i can't unlearn what i've learned! *spits on some disabled kids* DON'T CALL THEM DISABLED!@#@!# :twak: some karen
well. you do have me there. :B
he's a great guy! i suppose to some indian perspectives, the whole world has gone to shit cuz o all these whiteys. might as well fuck some shit up on the way out! :dunno: i'm disturbed how well i understand this character.  ok. burial time... let's just cut this off here *dum dee do dah* stuff that in there. *whistles* I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW THIS IS A GAME!@#@! you try to scream. but it comes out as muffled ighs and acks due to all the ur own cocks and balls and stuff stuffed in ur mouf! AM I EVEN IN A ROOM?! THIS IS BULLSHIT! those are some more igs and acks maybe. i gotta feel for the gal. she's got a point. she got real screwed. except the wrong kind. i think so. i suppose that's one of our first AI activities. :dunno: hard to argue with jake at THIS point. only gus could save her really. jake: i'm better at playing cards and towning and stuff... looking good. wooing. that kind of stuff. gus is better at gooeyduck attacking and stuff. so... i'll see ya'll in austin! this whole thing has been the worst! quite frankly.
ffs! i'm losin it! call maybe. but yeah. i think you summed that one up. some great PI times and then some we's all worried about gus times.
are you sure that wasn't chapter 60? not sure.
ch. 60: cattle driving except rainy po gave them coffee in the rain. it's gonna rain LONG time! Po: probably won't rain a week!
jasper: DURN! IT BETTER NOT!! nute is just starting to rethink this whole idea. :B
still worried about gus and lori
cuz this chapter is the one where noot has to admit jake is net too grut. this still seems like the chapter ur describing above, so i'm further thinkin u got teh number wrong. unless our bookos have diverged a bit. i remember that we didn't buy the same version exactly. :B ok, yeah. this is the PI eye dun WANT them songz to bulong to me! they's too sad! i'll get them nervous dreams!
Ch. 61: more gus and lori times! gus and lori also hit the rain. gus made lori a poncho and headed to adobe walls which wasn't great, but not rapey. so lori liked that about it. actually it seems she'd prefer it if she could not be around any men besides gus. i was worried they was gonna run into gooey, but they just played poker and stuff. but the poker got her talkin. lori is still not doing super great. tho apparently her bruises are healing. and she's eating so maybe she will gain some needed weight. then they run into whatshisname. pinkerton or something. i guess willburger. :B and he is one friendly fella. feeding them both and shared a bottle o whiskey with gus. don't know if i care fer ur kinda talk. but it's better than the nothing talk i get out of mah men. AS U CAN SEE I AIN'T BROUGHT A COW! their cook didn't seem to pleased about bringing them breakfast. oh right. and willyburger gave 'em a tent. and of course burger has heard of gooey. oh, and burger asked about july. offered joe a job. that boy got a lot of job offerings before he got killt! i feel like gus and call's crew shoulda bumped into each other. makes me worried something happened to someone! |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 11, 2023 18:01:32 GMT
she seems to have gotten a tiny bit better. she ain't never gonna win no contests for best life ever anymore, if she ever could, which i'm suspicious of. i mean, if she was in the running at all for that award at any time, that means life back at that time is even worse than i'm imagining it was!!@!#@ i think god likes to watch and is a real sicko tbh!!@# WELCOME TO THE OLD BUFFALO BONEMEAL BONSTORE FOR ALL YOUR PRAIRIE BONEMEAL AND BONE NEEDS!!@@# i guess i just added some bonemeal words to it i think they're near fort worth now, but before it was austin. MORE LIKE MOREABLED REALLY!@# *they have tons of successful shows and tiktoks and things* *we laugh and spit* OF COURSE HE RAPES AND PILLAGES AND MURDERS!@# THATS WHAT ANY SANE PERSON WOULD DO IN MY POSITION I MEAN HIS POSITION OBVIOUSLY!!@#$$@# ;floet; laaahh deedee dum dooooo *shoves extra hard down the throat for maximum burial respect* *also its way longer than 7 minutes for some reason* IGHACK THIS IS ACKIGGHHH BULLSHIT!@#$#@ it just goes to show be careful what game opposites you sign up for. ;usehaid; i mean, she is on a trek to find D! lori doesn't have to trek, all the D's just flock to her! much to her dismay! TWO THUMBS DOWN! NO STARS! WOULD NOT RECOMMEND! *post* *goes to watch stuff* jeez seriously i mention montana or wyoming or whatever and all the sudden i'm out here in charge of some whore! THIS STINKS!@#$ I'M OUT!!@$##$@ BROTHER I AM ENTIRELY NOT SURE ETT ALL WHAT CHAPTER WE ARE IN OR ON! NOSIR! BAH GAWN I THINK U MAY BE RIGHT! also PI's nervous dreams are ntg, especially cuz it seems like they very well may come true!!@# don't you cheat, you won't get no poke. also i was wondering how good an idea it was to get all drunk with mister boxberger man. or pinkerton or pinkerboxely. ducky got us all jumpy! not sure if i like the conversation, but i must admit, it is conversation! reminded me of something we might say. it is conversation....had! see! jumpy! also, joe DEFINITELY should have taken that job! ahh well. he is ripip now. Ch 62: more fun on the prairieSean: WHEN'S THE NEXT PEOPLE!? *lightning kills whatshisname boy* well, now there's even LESS people! they couldn't even straighten him out! *a swoot hailstorm hits* iS tHuS sNoW?? :B PI: IT CAINT HAIL THRU WATER! Po gathers up the choicest hailstones. EYE GESS HE'S GUNNA STEW EM! and now gus finally catches up with them.... |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 14, 2023 12:36:02 GMT
i mean, if she was in the running at all for that award at any time, that means life back at that time is even worse than i'm imagining it was!!@!#@ right! i would think as a beautiful lady, she would have maybe had more luck. but instead her beauty didn't really help her at all. it might have made it worse. i think the lady who towned roscoe may have won that award. :dunno:  god i guess. this bonestop has quite the brochure! does that get us more traction?! :dunno: :B exactly! he's as sane as he can be, given his circumstances. also, he barely raped! :stuburn: this sounds exactly like an indian traditional burial to me. OHWAH OHWAH! TAMPA TAMPA! OHWA OHWA! maybe florida indians. how true that is! mental note. i don't think i'll sign up for any game if the only info i have is that it is opposite of some good game!! :B speaking of all of lori's sweet D. i don't really understand why you would ruin the sweet towning person you obtained. like they were beating her and starving her and basically ruining her. i don't understand why you'd do that. i guess they looged at her as more of a throw away toy. not something ur gonna keep long term. :B
TWO THUMBS DOWN! NO STARS! WOULD NOT RECOMMEND! *post* *goes to watch stuff* i hope that is how our super sweet post-death AI life starts!! :hyper: *can't wait* exactly! i forgot how much you all sucked when i was gone!!! ok, well, i do. :B crew members are quickly killed by lightning! ok, ur nervous dreams should be cured now. don't you cheat, you won't get no poke. well he's still out there! and he'll just sneak into ur camp and cut ur package off while you sleep!@ don't tell PI THAT!@#! at least he didn't get hit by lightning. eh. or was the gooey death worse? :dunno: this chapter had me chuckling even tho there wasn't no gus! WE ARE ONE SORRY LOOKIN LOT! the best lookin one of us is deets and he's like a 70 year old negro!!
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NO TOWNINGS FOR YOU!$@#$#@ ;stuburn;
