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Post by ditkanate on Apr 12, 2023 18:20:37 GMT
ah dun need a sahloon teh eatin teh dry beans!@ ah dun do that my good self!@#!@ *cry* aint noboby gots a potatuh arounf here? *cry* SOME GRASS AT LEAST! *cry* cause too many difficulties for the wrong people and ur also daid! more so historically speaking than now, but now too sometimes. TOO patient. probably. fwiw. i don't think she has a fridge! but if she did and she also had a fridge magnet, it wouldn't surprise me one lick if it said poke away kemosabay on it!!@ nosir! *throws up in nearby wastebasket* *cracks knuckles* OK NOW WHERE WUZ I! literally exactly what he is hypnotizing you into! fr fr ngl! i mean. i can see his logic there. fair's fair. *lippy waves his lip at her one last time* lori: ;weary; ch 22: jake brings lori into the camp. IN PANTS! *everyone is lounging arounf teh fire eating* At least they had been lounging. Now they were sitting around as stiff as if they were in church! some looked paralyzed!! gus to teh rescue: YOU'LL HAV'TA FORGIVE THE GRUB! BOL LEARNT HOW T'SEASON BUT HE DONE FORGOT TO LEARN T'COOK! *bol dreams of shooting his bitchwife* ahh well might as well stay with these yahoos and cut up a few snakes. smh. Sean sings too sad!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 16, 2023 0:51:11 GMT
aint noboby gots a potatuh arounf here? *cry* SOME GRASS AT LEAST! *cry* all i needs a wet bean!@ *cry* or some grass. but something at least!@ *sad song* that's true. get busy living, or get busy dyin!! that's what i always say. :hmm: not sure that's relevant here. maybe in small print, $2. wow! he REALLY doesn't like that thing he does all the time!@ :shocking:
i can't think of anything ever that i disliked so much that it made me vomit!@#
a bit easier for him since he is a snake.
you could probably hypnotize people into being horrible pretty easy. :hyper:
i feel like she weighed her options and was figuring out jake pretty darn good and i believe made the right call as well. like wait a minute, this jake here might'en help me get to san francisco, but he ain't all that great in many ways. imma make me $150 for jes a cupple pokes! he's pretty good with that lip! ngl! dish just bolts. newt stares dreamily. everyone else just cern. *eats snake less sloppily*
call: can someone go get dish? it ain't his shift! wtf is got into that moron!@
PI: eye lek listn gus! :B
bol has some good points! but maybe he's a bit hasty some times.
i'm pretty sure the author was saying he shot his horse cuz it irritated him while he was in the middle of riding it!@#! and his only regret was that the saddle was hard to get off.
THAT'S THE IRISH WAY!@#!@ alan: no, that's just sean
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 19, 2023 22:06:27 GMT
all i needs a wet bean!@ *cry* or some grass. but something at least!@ *sad song* *cry* you say it so always that sometimes i wish you would stop and say something else! BUT YOU NEVER DO! ;snooked; $2 payable up front, does not include talking *pukes and gags and shudders and sweats* *keeps going* ;dunno; I BET YOU DISLIKED FOOD POISONING THAT MUCH! or at least having horrible thoughts, sure. also apparently it was $200! and one poke! THEY DON'T CALL HIM LIPPY FOR NUTHIN! NOSIR! everyone just and stares straight ahead he definitely DID say that! and he ALSO said he thought about doing the same to his wife! and by same i mean shoot her in the haid while he's riding her! ;hyper;; *crysing* Ch 23: JAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SLEPT ON YOUR HEAD!!! We got a couple Irish men I suppose we could use a man with a hole in his belly good grief the whole town's gonna end up on this cattle drive!! Ch 24: they still ain't left yet. i mean, they're an hour or two outside town i guess but not LEFT left. deets is teh scout and lippy is minding teh horses, PI's knife is shart and nobody seems to happy bout none of it cept fer gus. dish hopes he gets to save lorena from a bear. jasper's afraid of drowning. um, i reckon that's about it. no beans.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 25, 2023 13:17:07 GMT
i thought u was gonna say i wish u'd just get busy dyin!@ and shut the fuck up!@ man ur surly! fuck no! u don't get no talkin for $2 bucks!@#! well, i guess so. i don't just keep on doing teh getting of teh poison ovur dare do. :B tomato tomato! also later gus was like, i don't know what the hell fuchuro (don't remember that guys name) is gonna do now!@ i mean hell! to be called lippy when your other main feature is a mother fucking hole in ur stomach!@ well, that's somethin!@! i suppose those are thoughts we all has. he's just more likely to do it. also his wife sounds extra horrible. call: i don't know what we'll do with a barkeep!@ :stuburn: on the notion that they could take fuchuro. an excellent and supurb chapter summary my good man. jasper is afraid of drowning, but now he's afraid of bears too!@ deets: i'm purt sure we all gonna die, but call usually keeps that from happenin to most of us so. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 28, 2023 21:40:51 GMT
i thought u was gonna say i wish u'd just get busy dyin!@ and shut the fuck up!@ man ur surly! seems like that's a lot of people's attitude towards gus! JFC COULD HE SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY!@#$$#@ most whores u gotta pay extra for the NO talking! ;hyper; fuchuro needs to get a fucking grip!~ JFC MAN JUST GET ANOTHER WHORE!@#$ eye wuz guna maree hurr tho i wud b nice 2 her n stef :B ;twaktwaktwak; i bet they never even considered changing it to holey! HE'S OBVIOUSLY LIPPY LOOG AT THAT THING!@#$ many reasons he is more likely to do it! 1. he's a horrible mexican bandit 2. his wife is a horrible mexican 3. he has a gun 4. he has used his gun before lol. i'm with call on that one. gus just wants to drink whiskey in a traveling version of lonesome dove! maybe they'll just get some eyes poked out goin thru teh brush. :B Ch 25: Newt and Sean get dusty, Gus wants whiskey and to make call feel bad. LAST TIME I SEEN JAKE HE HAD A THORN IN HIS HAND AND WUZ WISHING HE'D TAKEN HIS HANGING IN ARKANSAS!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 30, 2023 5:08:27 GMT
seems like that's a lot of people's attitude towards gus! JFC COULD HE SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY!@#$$#@ yeah. i was chuckling again last night listening to 25. gus makin me chuckle. and he's talking to call and gus is all if we met now we wouldn't have 2 word to say to each other! and call was like, oh man! THAT WOULD BE BAE!@ :hyper: i suppose that's true. i dun actually have too much experience with teh sportin girls! i guess he didn't come with them. i wonder if they'll find he was following them later on. :dunno: hiding in bushes and stuff. maybe in a ficus or two. *lippy waves with his lip* holy hell! did you see that! that lippy sure is good with that lip!@#! that man's got an itchy trigger finger that's for sure! well, yeah! gus has to keep being call's sidekick cuz otherwise he'd have to work hiself. so now he has to go on this god forsaken cattle drive when he'd rather just make biscuits and drink out of his jug and nap! and i gotta side wtih gus on this one!
damn it call! you don't know how to live! :twak:
that one made me chuckle! THE COWS 'L BE FINE!@ IT'S ARE IDIOT WORKERS I'M WORRIED ABOUT!@#! i also chuckled at that. by gawd gus can yell just about anything and it gets a chuckle out of me! but also i'm amused at how annoyed jake is at his situation and that gus sees it all and loudly comments on it is pretty great! PART 2 CHAPTER 26! we jump to the town jake shot teh mayor and meet that whole fucking town! seems excessive, but whatever. i guess he really wants us to know this character that's gonna come after jake 6 weeks later. HE KILT BEN!@# GET 'EM!@ *ben sucked bigtime*
also, i was thinking how teh cowboys in this booko sure are bad at picking out wives!@# or were all women that horrible back then. i guess it's just modern luxuries helping to keep the modern women slightly at bay. otherwise they would just be yelling constantly and encouraging men to shoot them during sex and stuff!@ it's like lorreina is the only decent woman in the entire old west!@
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Post by ditkanate on May 3, 2023 19:38:34 GMT
yeah. i was chuckling again last night listening to 25. gus makin me chuckle. and he's talking to call and gus is all if we met now we wouldn't have 2 word to say to each other! and call was like, oh man! THAT WOULD BE BAE!@ :hyper: lol WHY OH WHY COULDN'T WAS HAS MET NOW!@ ;snooked; *call goes and sits by himself some more* me neither. i'm probably WAY OFF!@# ;pipe; he might follow lori that's for sure. not sure how close by they are to the main group. not sure why they're even staying with them at all really! we'll just ride semi nearby. ;stuburn; *his guts are sliding all around the floor of the joint* GOD DAMN LIPPY DON'T U EVER PUT THAT LIP AWAY JEEZ MAN!@#$#@$#@$ probably itchier now! you know since he can't bang tf outta the dinner bell with his crowbar. :B *pea* exactly! call even admitted gus makes godo biscuits!@# WELL WTF CALL JFC MAN I CANT ICERN WU RN!! everyone's troubles are very amusing to gus. and us. also luke is yellow! and i don't mean, like cowardly, he's literally yellow! ;hyper;; lol and lorena i pretty much insane and a sporting woman! also that's why everyone loves her so much! LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMPARISON! *wrings rooster neck and yells and stuff* UR NOT DOIN UR CHORES FAST ENOUGH! *conspires with my bff 12 year old stepson* ch 27 sporty elmirawell I guess Elmira was sporting too! And now she is with boring predictable July. so she makes him feel bad as much as possible. ;hyper; jfc wtf did that buffalo hunter do to her? HE WAS SO ROUGH I'LL JUST LIVE WITH A MAN I HATE! and now she's with julychild. *wipes buttermilk from lip as wife chases prior man who doesn't want her* DEE BOOT? :B
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Post by isthisamo on May 7, 2023 10:40:23 GMT
lol WHY OH WHY COULDN'T WAS HAS MET NOW!@ ;snooked; *call goes and sits by himself some more* it's kind of a wonder call has met anyone at all!! i think maybe we are! i think maybe a lot of sportin girls is differenter than just regular girls that you trick into towning you. oops, i mean, woo. yeah, how close to teh cow dust storm was they at?! i feel like lori wouldn't care for that! tho, she's probably pretty about it, but hell if ur gettin any kind of townings in all that dirt!@ lippy: THOSE IS MAH GUTS!@# *plays a sweet tune* *everyone loves it but still wish he wouldn't get his gross lip that looks just like guts everwhere! yeah, that doesn't sound like something that would make him LESS itchy. :pipe; i still think gus shoulda brought his biscuit dough and pot with him! :stuburn: LAST TIME I SAW JAKE HE HAD A THORN IN HIS THUMB AND WAS CRYING WITH LORI! AND I THINK MAYBE JUBLY IS WATCHING THEM BOTH FROM TEH BUSHES OVUR YANDER! :yes: i think u mean july, but yes! also, IF I'D HAVE WANTED TO MERRY A YELLOW MAN I'D HAVE MARRIED A CHINAMAN!@#! :stuburn: his sweet wife. also she has a point. also! all the men are even more baffled by teh women than men are now! i wouldn't have thought that possible, but i guess that makes sense since they dun see as many and stuff. like you don't get a good huge experience with tons of crazy girls in school! cuz most of 'em didn't even go to school cuz they hadn't been invented yet! july is like, man! :headscrooch: i'm pretty sure mah wife should be eating dinner at the table with us not dangling her legs in our faces while we eat! but then again, then her yellin would be that much closer, so that seems like no good either! :B well, dee boot sounds pretty great. i guess maybe we'll meet deboot once they get to montana, or maybe on teh way!
welp! i guess i'll take this horrible kid with me! at least i can make him do all the crap i dun want to!
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Post by ditkanate on May 9, 2023 21:28:26 GMT
it's kind of a wonder call has met anyone at all!! i guess he wanted to ranger so he could do a bunch of work and kill some injuns. but that, unfortunately, required meating various assorted people, including gus. court! ;looks arounf nervously; on the other hand, they're all sportin girls at heart tbh. definitely want to ride upwind from the dirtstorm! your towning chances still aren't great, but at least they're better than zero! that totally sounds exactly like something lippy would say! ;hyper;; you're telling me you can't even TRY to make biscuits out on the trail? gtfo you get up at 3am! light a fire and biscuit them bitches up1@#$#@$ ;stuburn; oh man jubly would totally do that! maybe he sneaks into camp and jabs a few thorns back into jake here and there while he's sleeping! COME ON THORN ROT! though jubly probably doesn't have the guts to do something like that. he'll just sit in the bushes wakking and wishing for jake thorn gangrene times. he's WAY more yellow than what i'm into! also always covered in buttermilk! now i just have a vision of july sitting at the table with the face going back and forth. just totally confused that apparently this is a marriage u can has. ch28 gets him a horrible rotted rat eaten saddle* :B ok welp off we go! oh also here's a hat that's too big. oknowe'reready ch29roscoe being horrible. peach being horrible. basically everyone in fort smith being tehhh WAERST!@# roscoe: why would a MAN want her? peach: I don't know why a man would want her! I don't either but I ain't a man! *roscoe whittles some stef and tried really hard not to have to work or do stef* i do have to say, i agree with roscoe here. if esmerelda wants to run off wtf's that got to do with me! ain't a crime to hop on a whiskey boat full of roughtowning men! ;leer; edit to add a weird youtube hone that passed my way today! Attachments:
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Post by isthisamo on May 14, 2023 8:52:09 GMT
i guess he wanted to ranger so he could do a bunch of work and kill some injuns. but that, unfortunately, required meating various assorted people, including gus. damn it gus!@# if'n i'd a known i was gonna have to listen to you for years and years i'd a never gone rangerin in teh first place!@ you mean like, even if they ain't after cash, it's all the same. wantin somethin outta a man and they'll use teh townin to get it. don't right matter what it is. i'm starting to wonder if we'll ever see jake and lori again!@# course it does! he's got a hole in his stomach for christ sakes!@#! i'm with you. i think gus said something about maybe his cast iron biscuit cooker being old as af and that it wouldn't survive the journey. not to mention keepin a sourdough alive on the road. fuck it, just have the bean trash soup that boli whips up. this all sounds exactly like jubly to me! and, good thinking, tbh. yeah. makes sense that she hopped on the towning boat as soon as she could! i believe that's correct. i thought i sorta understood marriage, but i ges nut! july now don't get lost boy, just cuz you can't see!@ :stuburn: i also agree with roscoe. why the fuck do we have to keep doing what peach says!@?? she's just some dumb fat chick with a daid husband!@ and apparently has the town rich guy walking around holding her pocket like... do you remember that prison show from way back where that horrible dude made people hold his pocket?! maybe he was called tea bag. ffs!@ wtf! i'll pass on teh gross beans ovur dare!@ tho i imagine on whatever horrible show that is the dares are pretty horrible! ch 30 took a bit of a peak at 30. only a wee bit. loogs like we get to finally finf out wtf is happening with ol jake and lorena. and the answer is it's going swimmingly of course!@ :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on May 15, 2023 21:40:10 GMT
damn it gus!@# if'n i'd a known i was gonna have to listen to you for years and years i'd a never gone rangerin in teh first place!@ heck no i dern well wouldn't! a few godo years of comanche killin ain't worth listening to this FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!@#$ GAH!@$##$@ it dont matter one dern bit nosir! they all knows they gots what we wants and its their job to squeeeeeze as much outta their goods as they can! its teh ways of teh wommens! well, chapta 30 is sure to set ur mind at ease partner! oh yeah these here snakes n beans is WAY better than biscuits! *glares at gus* wakwakwakwak "well", jubly thinks to himself as he wakks in the bushes, "at least i'm doing something!". and he ain't wrong nosir. now miss, you know ur gonna get towned up might rough here soon as we leave the dock? these whisky boys don't mess arounf. *hops on faster than anyone has seen anyone hop on anything ever* sounds like MOST of these old western guys! which, tbh serves em right! you live in a time and place where sporting women is 100% totally ok and fine! if you decide to settle urself down with some assbag named peach, that's on you! no matter WHAT you thought marriage was. ;stuburn; I THINK HE JUST MAY HAVE BEEN CALLED TEABAG INDEED GODO CHPA! ;HYPER; *keeps saying SHE's GONE a million times* roscoe just does the sad back and forth face and gets on his horse. WELL!@# THIS STINKS!@@$##@$ i took a mighty fine peak my good sefl! peaked at teh whole thing i did yessir! its going TOO swimmingly for lori tbh! I DUN WANNA SWIM IN THIS RIVER WIF MAH HORSE!! deetz to da rescue! *takes thorn outta jake* u know jake is sick when he can't poke lorena properly a storm is comin, deetz helps them set up a new camp and lori is despondent that its only day 2 and she shoulda just been a dry bean lifer. smh
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Post by isthisamo on May 16, 2023 9:33:06 GMT
heck no i dern well wouldn't! a few godo years of comanche killin ain't worth listening to this FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!@#$ GAH!@$##$@ i spect so. well it's too late for that! really can't argue with 'em. tbh. i wouldn't put up with no gross ol man if i wasn't gettin some'em out of 'em at least! other than gross stuff!@! :yuck: by god that jake is useless! no use runnin a bar that's for sure gonna close due to lack o customers! man, that lady sure loves rough boat times! or she really dun care for july! or both! i feel like it still happens today where men are sold teh idea that marriage is great! you can't be a whore townin bachelor ur whole life!! it would be empty and great! :usehaid: so yeah, peach is tea bag! except not in prison! and i get the impression a bit larger! "she's gone!" roscoe: is ur boy there a retard or what?! i'm goin, just so i can get away form u two!@# ffs!@ i dun finished all mah peakin and i think it's kinda funny that deetz seems to be the only competent cowboy in this whole bunch! well, gus is too, he just doesn't care to do much. and i think call too probably, but he seems to more has other boys do stuff. chapter 31 more gus! :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on May 17, 2023 2:01:57 GMT
i spect so. well it's too late for that! and now he ain't even gettn biscuits outta the deal! smh. if'n i gives you all this NOT gross stuff, like a house and food and whatnot, can i also give you lots of this gross stuff? ;hyper;; men. also women: ok sure can't even dig his own thorn outta his own self. smh. that bar was really just a one trick pony! lori leaves and its lights out! maybe if lippy stayed that would be SOMEthing... well, no not really. definitely seems like both! or at least the rough boat times are palatable enough if it gets her some freedom from yellow july! NO UR TOTALLY RONG ABOUT THAT TOTALLY WRONG SO WRONG maybe he should just go deputy somewhere else and never go back seems they could have given newt a bit more training sheesh! he barely holds onto his horse for dear life! *is barely alive at the end of the day* ;whew; also ;vernoog; boy, you really got my hopes up! barely any gus 'tall! HALF A YOU WILL BE TRAMPLED BY STORMS END LEAVIN ME WITH NO WAY TO COLLECT MAH DEBTS!@# Newt is a helluva cowboy. at least mouse is a godo horse. i guess. i didn't know lightning would strike thru teh cowhorns! chapter 32Lori and jake almost die in teh lightning storm and lori is less than plussed about the whole thing!
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Post by isthisamo on May 21, 2023 6:26:06 GMT
and now he ain't even gettn biscuits outta the deal! smh. well, call ain't too good at arrangin stuff except gettin teh boys together! and killin injuns or mexicans! well, men didn't give them much other better options! the other option is maybe we beat you and through you in a cage and we do whatever the fuck we want. ur choice. whichever. this sucks!@ *gets drunk* exactly! no whore. no music! well shit! all ya gots left is dry beans?! i'm not so sure she was all that fond of her son either! i couldn't be happier!@ tbh!@#! ffs!@ jfc!@ i cunt buleev teh happiness!@ fr fr. yeah. i think if he wanders off and finds a place where he can whittle and not die, he will just stay there! i think this IS his training. also, it seems like dish has it together when he's not trying to kill people who may have slept with lori. yah! holy hell, is that a real thing?! newt: i sure hope i don't die!@ *that's his best cowboying so far* lucky for him they got sean along making newt loog like a god damn super cowboy! what the hell you talking about get out from under the tree!~@ FUCK THAT!@ YOU SEE THAT STORM!@ I AIN'T GOIN OUT THER! *punches jake in the eye* DAMMIT WOMAN!@ IF'N I'D A KNOWN U WAS THIS DUMB I'D FOR SURE HAVE LEFT U BEHIND! JESUS FICUS!@
chapter 33 so the storm is done and maybe this is the chapter about how amazing sean was at handling the storm. and a bunch of the cowboys try to dry off and dusty or one of them is like, ffs guys! we're about to jump in a fucking river!@ :poinsttohaid: maybe lets do that and THEN dry off! :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 22, 2023 21:33:34 GMT
well, call ain't too good at arrangin stuff except gettin teh boys together! and killin injuns or mexicans! kill'n and work'n now where's m'biscuits dammit! ;hoppingmad; call so... we get the gross stuff either way? ok i'll take the house! women. he didn't really think that through too well. much too confident in lori just staying there forever on how sweet cornhusk mattress playing with vegetables 24/7. either learn how to cook ur beans or have a backup whore on standby! no no no take him! he needs life experience and stuff! you know, not arounf me. take ur time! bye bye now! *whiskytownboatjig* EXACTLY!@#$ MAXIMUM HAPPINESS LEVELS ACHIEVED! FR FR NGL! i mean he said fort wherever was the only place he fit in, but i'm not so sure he fits in there either by the sounds of it. also, i could be wrong, but i think you can sit arounf and whittle just about anywhere! true! cowboy training is... here's a horse and a hat and a horrible job to do. if you survive long enough, eventually you'll be not too bad at stef! *covered in mud and riding with unhappy bolivar* that is true, though, newt isns't teh waerst cowboy in teh group! ;vernoog; its like that old saying about bears. i don't has to outrun teh bear i just gotta outrun you! only instead of running we're talking about cowboying. :B teh tree is protectifying us! :B dumb whore *pi walks around in wet longjohns with a belt* :B
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Post by isthisamo on May 23, 2023 11:46:01 GMT
kill'n and work'n now where's m'biscuits dammit! ;hoppingmad; call IF YOU WANTED BISCUTS THEN WE SHOULDA STAYED IN LONESOME DOVE!! THIS IS YOUR DAMN FOOL PLAN! NOW WE AIN'T GOT BISCIUTS! *eats snake stew* gross stuff, no house... or gross stuff wif a house. well! even for a woman i ain't teh brightest bird! but i can figure out which of those is right durn better! yeah. i'm not thinking he should go into business as some sort of futures planner for people! even tho ol lonesome dove could use one i imagine. yeah, the boy would have really thrown a wrench into her whiskyboattowning plan!! *looks arounf* totally! :worried: totally. i reckon ur right. other than said place having some food! or he ain't gonna be whittling for long. yep. ur either a cowboy. or dead! or maybe a one legged barber. :dunno: i just gotta cowboy this bear!@ sean! you stand over there by the bear and eat this dry bean! gotta be ready for them injuns!! chapter 34 lori and jake survive down one horse and some flour and stef. not sure wad they was thinking not having their flour in something waterproof. i mean, yeah it don't rain much, but not none. clearly. course gus rides up and found lori's horse but jake had gone out to loog for it so then he comes and finds lori with gus and is none to pleased about that! by golly gus i hate you!
jake ur the dumb asshole not me!
also, AND IF I WASN'T HANDY YOU'D PROBABLY GET 'N A SCRAPE AND SHOOT ANOTHER DENTIST!
lori: go nuts! gamble ur heart out. i ain't gotta go for that. tho i imagine he was hoping a hotel room would give him a chance at a good poke.
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Post by ditkanate on May 23, 2023 18:13:32 GMT
IF YOU WANTED BISCUTS THEN WE SHOULDA STAYED IN LONESOME DOVE!! THIS IS YOUR DAMN FOOL PLAN! NOW WE AIN'T GOT BISCIUTS! *eats snake stew* god damn you are getting really good at channeling your inner gus! ;bowdown; i 100% heard his voice in mah head as i read that. JUST DON'T MAKE ME WATCH HER AS SHE THINKS IT OVER! AIN'T NOTHIN WORSE THAN WATCH'N A WOMAN THINK! lonesome dove needs a "how to close down a deserted town" planner!@# go onnnn GIT! i guess that's more her. i might be naive or dumb, or both, but the thought just occurred to me about how did these old timey western town whores not have a passle of kids? did they have primitive contraception back then? or if the get knocked up they just have someone punch them in the guts a few times or what? or maybe they're just born lucky! (sterile) i expect peach to walk arounf the corner any minute! WHAT ARE U TWO IMBECILES IN HERE WHININ ABOUT? *whacks us with a pan or something* also in ft arkansas he's actually getting paid to do nothing and whittle. so i take it back, he aint finding that nowheres else. or a leaky piano player. or something. hey newt is already better than sean at roping! tho again, that aint much. u know dry beans is too hard for mah mouth, he says as the bear goes to town on him. WHY, JAKE COULDN'T TRACK AN ELEPHANT IF WAS MORE'N 10 STEPS BEHIND! YOU PROLLY JUST WANNA STAY BEHIND AND LEARN CARD TRICKS FROM GUS! ;screamears; ahh poor ol jakey. i like how gus talks about cutting the cards with lori, and she's like nah i learned my lesson! I'LL PLAY A FULL HAND WITH YA NEXT TIME! ;eyeflash; CHPTA 35Dish: how was jake gus: JAKE WAS BEING JAKE! IT'S A FULL TIME JOB AND HE REQUIRES A WOMAN'S HELP WITH IT!! Ooh these skeeters sound nice 🙂 *Sean is attacked by a swarm of water moccasins and dies* ok well maybe the skeeters weren't THAT bad. deetz: teh storm stirred em up! I hope none don't crawl in this wagon lippy said with his lip quivering. OF COURSE HIS LIP WAS QUIVERING ITS ALWAYS QUIVERING!@#$ the alive irish brother: i wish i coulda finished teh song i found myself thinking about how much more dangerous life was back then. not that we can't die in some freak accident today, people do all the time. but man... back then it was friggin ROUGH. i think a lot of it is the closer you are to nature without modern safety and convenience, the more easily you can die at any moment. like, get lost in the desert and you're dead in no time. or like ur hiking and take a wrong turn. fuck, canoeing down a river and get sucked under or some shit. nature is a harsh bitch! yessir! anyway, on we go! if we wuz in town we'd give him a proper funeral but... oh well.
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Post by isthisamo on May 27, 2023 0:47:10 GMT
god damn you are getting really good at channeling your inner gus! ;bowdown; i 100% heard his voice in mah head as i read that. :vernoog: ur not too bad ur good self.
WHY YOU COULDN'T SHOUT LIKE ME IF YOU HAD MY BRAIN AND NECK AND LORI WAS DIDLIN UR CARROT!@#@!
so true. i think that's one of the things that makes lori really do it for people. she dun really think much. she knows what she wants and does it. a rare find. oh man! if they could make some money offloading that shit to some irishmen that would be genius!
or maybe the schittz!
that's a good question. i think one answer is they DID have a passel of kids. isn't newt a whore's son? i'm guessing half the cowboys out there are whore sons. and half the whores are whore daughters. :dunno: maybe the rest are punched to death or i think a lot of kids just die of natural causes at or near after birth and stuff. :dunno: that is soooo peach!@ *goes on some trek to find some bullshit* he's gonna be pissed if he dies on this damn fool errand! i guess he's also better at sean at not dying! starting to think not being dead is a key cowboy quality guys like call look for! can't buleev we talked about sean dying to bears and then he was killt by snakes!! we wasn't that far off! gold. well... :eyeflash: what's great is jake just sort of stumbled into this position. doesn't really know how he got here. and doesn't know how to get out. *slaps lori* DID THAT HELP?! no? GOD DAMN IT!@ *gets drunk and sticks his hands in a thorn bush* i was like, can skeeters be that bad?! holy shit! i've been in dengue country and it wasn't like that!@! so i was tired when i listened to this chapter and i was dozing off during it. was trying to decide if i need to re-listen or what cuz i dun remember any of this stuff after sean got eaten by snakes! right! that's what playing oregon trail taught you! GLORIA DIED OF DYSENTARY! what do you want to do next? * eat * get movin
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Post by ditkanate on May 29, 2023 2:22:40 GMT
:vernoog: ur not too bad ur good self. WHY YOU COULDN'T SHOUT LIKE ME IF YOU HAD MY BRAIN AND NECK AND LORI WAS DIDLIN UR CARROT!@#@! WHY IF LORI WAS DIDLIN UR DURN CARROT SHE'D CALL IT A RADISH AND CHARGE YA DOUBLE! that and her skin! maybe. i think they just leave the town, tho. let the ghosts move in or sum'n. i suppose that's right. they just keep on whoring kids or no! I AINT GOTTA TREK TO FIND NO BULLSHIT! JUST SHOW ME THE NEAREST MAN! peach. *he just bumblebobbles around texas for a while* *gets ett by snakes* :B you gotta do better than that at not riding into a huge nest of water snakes! gol dang son! animals are animals! i say we got it 100% right! he's kinda the worst! *kills a dentist and then puts a dumb idea in call's head* *come home covered in blood* well, that was a fine dengue hike! well now ya read it here! he died. they burried him and rode off. *see who dies on the next leg of travel* *maybe everyone* ;dunno; ch36: elmira timesBigsway (sp?) wants ta marry ya He can't marry me! Well he don't know that. Now she's mad that she doesn't belong to herself again smh good grief lady! at least you aint raped and / or daid! i think she's offended that she aint been raped yet tbh!
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Post by isthisamo on May 29, 2023 12:48:13 GMT
WHY IF LORI WAS DIDLIN UR DURN CARROT SHE'D CALL IT A RADISH AND CHARGE YA DOUBLE! WHI!@#!@# I REKON THIS HERE GUS TAWKIN COULD GO ON FOREVER WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR BELOVED LORENA DIDLIN UR GOSH DURN VEGETABLES!
hair. well sure, but ya ain't gonna make no money that way! well sure. a couple o kids ain't no reason to stop diddlin fer cash! why, ones got nutin to do with the other.
i meant that the person who peach was talking to or harassing went to do that. peach don't trek. she's get other people to do that shit. :B i dun see how he could do anything else. :dunno: exactly. why, i ain't never seen a more horrible death. and i ain't never seen no snakes do that before.
everyone.
welp alan! *slaps his back* off we go!
:vernoog: yeah. he's really showing his horrible self the further along they get. *whines* BUT I WANTED TEH PLAY POKER!@# *pouts* THIS STINKS! well, if'n i dun has dengue! that's all you CAN do in the middle of a cattle drive. bigsway seems right.
OVER ME! nobody even loogs at me on here. i thought i was on some sort o weird whiskey gay boat!@# ffs!
so now she ain't talkin at all. that is NOT the way to sway men away from you! :B
by golly! she's purty AND MUTE!@# :hyper: *preps for marriage*
they don't know about her weird married life dinner practices and yelling
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